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#1691: FROM THE MIND OF MINOLTA (Mon, 2004 Feb 9)
#1690: NO THUMB WAR (Sun, 2004 Feb 8)
#1689: FIVE SECOND RULE (Sat, 2004 Feb 7)
#1688: MY TURN (Fri, 2004 Feb 6)
#1687: EGG NOG (Thu, 2004 Feb 5)
#1686: CRUISING (Wed, 2004 Feb 4)
#1685: UMBRELLA SAFETY LESSON #27 (Tue, 2004 Feb 3)
#1684: MY CHECK BOUNCED (Mon, 2004 Feb 2)
#1683: CERBERUS' STORY (Sun, 2004 Feb 1)
#1682: CHICKENHAWKING (Sat, 2004 Jan 31)
#1681: I HAVE NO HEIGHT AND I MUST PUNCH (Fri, 2004 Jan 30)
#1680: PULLING NO PUNCHES (Thu, 2004 Jan 29)
#1679: SCHROEDINGER'S CAT WANTS OUT OF THE BOX (Wed, 2004 Jan 28)
#1678: ANDREW W.K. (Tue, 2004 Jan 27)
#1677: OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE (Mon, 2004 Jan 26)
#1676: MODERN ART (Sun, 2004 Jan 25)
#1675: PEOPLE DO (Sat, 2004 Jan 24)
#1674: STAR WARS MYSTIQUE (Fri, 2004 Jan 23)
#1673: THE END OF INNOCENCE (Thu, 2004 Jan 22)
#1672: POLYAMORY (Wed, 2004 Jan 21)
#1671: HOMELAND SECURITY ADVISORY SYSTEM (Tue, 2004 Jan 20)
#1670: AMOEBA CLEANSING SYNDROME (Mon, 2004 Jan 19)
#1669: APOLLO 1 (Sun, 2004 Jan 18)
#1668: SEEKING YOUR HONEST OPINION (Sat, 2004 Jan 17)
#1667: DIABLO (Fri, 2004 Jan 16)
#1666: ARABIC AND GERMAN (Thu, 2004 Jan 15)
#1665: FRIAR TUCK (Wed, 2004 Jan 14)
#1664: BUSY BODY (Tue, 2004 Jan 13)
#1663: AN INTIMATE CHAT SESSION (Mon, 2004 Jan 12)
#1662: MATHWORLD (Sun, 2004 Jan 11)
#1661: OSCAR WILDE (Sat, 2004 Jan 10)
#1660: GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD (Fri, 2004 Jan 9)
#1659: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A TODDLER (Thu, 2004 Jan 8)
#1658: BELIEVE HIM (Wed, 2004 Jan 7)
#1657: SICKLE CELL ANEMIA (Tue, 2004 Jan 6)
#1656: NO OFFENSE MRS. MANSFIELD (Mon, 2004 Jan 5)
#1655: HAIL MARY (Sun, 2004 Jan 4)
#1654: ZUT ALORS (Sat, 2004 Jan 3)
#1653: HERRING STALL (Fri, 2004 Jan 2)
#1652: THE ONION (Thu, 2004 Jan 1)
#1651: NEPTUNE, GOD OF THE SEA (Wed, 2003 Dec 31)
#1650: A LETTER TO THE EDITOR (Tue, 2003 Dec 30)
#1649: R. KELLY (Mon, 2003 Dec 29)
#1648: QUICK IDENTIFY THIS (Sun, 2003 Dec 28)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1670: AMOEBA CLEANSING SYNDROME

Mon, 2004 Jan 19

HERE I AM ADMIRING SOMETHING OR OTHER AND JUST THINKING ABOUT  
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THEN SUDDENLY VRRRRP VRRRRP I'M TRAVELLING BACK IN TIME TO WHEN
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