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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#1648: QUICK IDENTIFY THIS (Sun, 2003 Dec 28)
#1647: URINE SNOB (Sat, 2003 Dec 27)
#1646: JOHN CARMACK'S .PLAN (Fri, 2003 Dec 26)
#1645: A NUKYULER SCIENTITIAN'S PERSPECTIVE (Thu, 2003 Dec 25)
#1644: APPLE JUICE (Wed, 2003 Dec 24)
#1643: SO IT TURNS OUT (Tue, 2003 Dec 23)
#1642: TWENTY THINGS TO DO WITH A CAT (Mon, 2003 Dec 22)
#1641: FOLLOW THE BOUNCING AIDS (Sun, 2003 Dec 21)
#1640: COWBOYNEAL (Sat, 2003 Dec 20)
#1639: WILLIE NELSON V. KERMIT THE FROG (Fri, 2003 Dec 19)
#1638: COME CLEAN (Thu, 2003 Dec 18)
#1637: WACKO JACKO (Wed, 2003 Dec 17)
#1636: BREAST REDUCTION (Tue, 2003 Dec 16)
#1635: ON RECORD (Mon, 2003 Dec 15)
#1634: JACK HAMMER (Sun, 2003 Dec 14)
#1633: M8 (Sat, 2003 Dec 13)
#1632: THE PERFECT CRIME (Fri, 2003 Dec 12)
#1631: CLOCKSTOPPERS (Thu, 2003 Dec 11)
#1630: ANYONE'S NIGHTMARE (Wed, 2003 Dec 10)
#1629: A POO POKING (Tue, 2003 Dec 9)
#1628: ALL ABOUT RAPE (Mon, 2003 Dec 8)
#1627: RIDDLE ME THIS (Sun, 2003 Dec 7)
#1626: CONVERTED CRAP (Sat, 2003 Dec 6)
#1625: THE SPACETIME CONTINUUM WONDERS (Fri, 2003 Dec 5)
#1624: A TNT ORIGINAL (Thu, 2003 Dec 4)
#1623: PUBLIC MASTURBATOR (Wed, 2003 Dec 3)
#1622: HENRY IV (Tue, 2003 Dec 2)
#1621: THREE PLATITUDES BY ANOMALOCARIS (Mon, 2003 Dec 1)
#1620: LONELY (Sun, 2003 Nov 30)
#1619: HOGAN'S HEROES (Sat, 2003 Nov 29)
#1618: WATCH WHAT HAPPENS (Fri, 2003 Nov 28)
#1617: THE PORN CLAM ON: JASMINE ST. CLAIRE (Thu, 2003 Nov 27)
#1616: THE BUTTERLY EFFECT (Wed, 2003 Nov 26)
#1615: BORING PORN (Tue, 2003 Nov 25)
#1614: WELCOME BACK RUSH (Mon, 2003 Nov 24)
#1613: HACKTOBERFEST (Sun, 2003 Nov 23)
#1612: LIFE'S HARD (Sat, 2003 Nov 22)
#1611: SWITCH (Fri, 2003 Nov 21)
#1610: WOLFENSTEIN: ENEMY TERRITORY (Thu, 2003 Nov 20)
#1609: WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR (Wed, 2003 Nov 19)
#1608: THERE MUST BE A PONY IN HERE SOMEWHERE (Tue, 2003 Nov 18)
#1607: ASCII PORN (Mon, 2003 Nov 17)
#1606: KUNG FU (Sun, 2003 Nov 16)
#1605: CONSPIRACY DUCK: THE BERSERKER HYPOTHESIS (Sat, 2003 Nov 15)
#1604: WITCHBLADE II (Fri, 2003 Nov 14)
#1603: WORLD'S MOST OUTRAGEOUS WEDDINGS (Thu, 2003 Nov 13)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1625: THE SPACETIME CONTINUUM WONDERS

Fri, 2003 Dec 5

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