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#1666: ARABIC AND GERMAN (Thu, 2004 Jan 15)
#1665: FRIAR TUCK (Wed, 2004 Jan 14)
#1664: BUSY BODY (Tue, 2004 Jan 13)
#1663: AN INTIMATE CHAT SESSION (Mon, 2004 Jan 12)
#1662: MATHWORLD (Sun, 2004 Jan 11)
#1661: OSCAR WILDE (Sat, 2004 Jan 10)
#1660: GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD (Fri, 2004 Jan 9)
#1659: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A TODDLER (Thu, 2004 Jan 8)
#1658: BELIEVE HIM (Wed, 2004 Jan 7)
#1657: SICKLE CELL ANEMIA (Tue, 2004 Jan 6)
#1656: NO OFFENSE MRS. MANSFIELD (Mon, 2004 Jan 5)
#1655: HAIL MARY (Sun, 2004 Jan 4)
#1654: ZUT ALORS (Sat, 2004 Jan 3)
#1653: HERRING STALL (Fri, 2004 Jan 2)
#1652: THE ONION (Thu, 2004 Jan 1)
#1651: NEPTUNE, GOD OF THE SEA (Wed, 2003 Dec 31)
#1650: A LETTER TO THE EDITOR (Tue, 2003 Dec 30)
#1649: R. KELLY (Mon, 2003 Dec 29)
#1648: QUICK IDENTIFY THIS (Sun, 2003 Dec 28)
#1647: URINE SNOB (Sat, 2003 Dec 27)
#1646: JOHN CARMACK'S .PLAN (Fri, 2003 Dec 26)
#1645: A NUKYULER SCIENTITIAN'S PERSPECTIVE (Thu, 2003 Dec 25)
#1644: APPLE JUICE (Wed, 2003 Dec 24)
#1643: SO IT TURNS OUT (Tue, 2003 Dec 23)
#1642: TWENTY THINGS TO DO WITH A CAT (Mon, 2003 Dec 22)
#1641: FOLLOW THE BOUNCING AIDS (Sun, 2003 Dec 21)
#1640: COWBOYNEAL (Sat, 2003 Dec 20)
#1639: WILLIE NELSON V. KERMIT THE FROG (Fri, 2003 Dec 19)
#1638: COME CLEAN (Thu, 2003 Dec 18)
#1637: WACKO JACKO (Wed, 2003 Dec 17)
#1636: BREAST REDUCTION (Tue, 2003 Dec 16)
#1635: ON RECORD (Mon, 2003 Dec 15)
#1634: JACK HAMMER (Sun, 2003 Dec 14)
#1633: M8 (Sat, 2003 Dec 13)
#1632: THE PERFECT CRIME (Fri, 2003 Dec 12)
#1631: CLOCKSTOPPERS (Thu, 2003 Dec 11)
#1630: ANYONE'S NIGHTMARE (Wed, 2003 Dec 10)
#1629: A POO POKING (Tue, 2003 Dec 9)
#1628: ALL ABOUT RAPE (Mon, 2003 Dec 8)
#1627: RIDDLE ME THIS (Sun, 2003 Dec 7)
#1626: CONVERTED CRAP (Sat, 2003 Dec 6)
#1625: THE SPACETIME CONTINUUM WONDERS (Fri, 2003 Dec 5)
#1624: A TNT ORIGINAL (Thu, 2003 Dec 4)
#1623: PUBLIC MASTURBATOR (Wed, 2003 Dec 3)
#1622: HENRY IV (Tue, 2003 Dec 2)
#1621: THREE PLATITUDES BY ANOMALOCARIS (Mon, 2003 Dec 1)
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#1643: SO IT TURNS OUT

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