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#1686: CRUISING (Wed, 2004 Feb 4)
#1685: UMBRELLA SAFETY LESSON #27 (Tue, 2004 Feb 3)
#1684: MY CHECK BOUNCED (Mon, 2004 Feb 2)
#1683: CERBERUS' STORY (Sun, 2004 Feb 1)
#1682: CHICKENHAWKING (Sat, 2004 Jan 31)
#1681: I HAVE NO HEIGHT AND I MUST PUNCH (Fri, 2004 Jan 30)
#1680: PULLING NO PUNCHES (Thu, 2004 Jan 29)
#1679: SCHROEDINGER'S CAT WANTS OUT OF THE BOX (Wed, 2004 Jan 28)
#1678: ANDREW W.K. (Tue, 2004 Jan 27)
#1677: OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE (Mon, 2004 Jan 26)
#1676: MODERN ART (Sun, 2004 Jan 25)
#1675: PEOPLE DO (Sat, 2004 Jan 24)
#1674: STAR WARS MYSTIQUE (Fri, 2004 Jan 23)
#1673: THE END OF INNOCENCE (Thu, 2004 Jan 22)
#1672: POLYAMORY (Wed, 2004 Jan 21)
#1671: HOMELAND SECURITY ADVISORY SYSTEM (Tue, 2004 Jan 20)
#1670: AMOEBA CLEANSING SYNDROME (Mon, 2004 Jan 19)
#1669: APOLLO 1 (Sun, 2004 Jan 18)
#1668: SEEKING YOUR HONEST OPINION (Sat, 2004 Jan 17)
#1667: DIABLO (Fri, 2004 Jan 16)
#1666: ARABIC AND GERMAN (Thu, 2004 Jan 15)
#1665: FRIAR TUCK (Wed, 2004 Jan 14)
#1664: BUSY BODY (Tue, 2004 Jan 13)
#1663: AN INTIMATE CHAT SESSION (Mon, 2004 Jan 12)
#1662: MATHWORLD (Sun, 2004 Jan 11)
#1661: OSCAR WILDE (Sat, 2004 Jan 10)
#1660: GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD (Fri, 2004 Jan 9)
#1659: TRUE CONFESSIONS OF A TODDLER (Thu, 2004 Jan 8)
#1658: BELIEVE HIM (Wed, 2004 Jan 7)
#1657: SICKLE CELL ANEMIA (Tue, 2004 Jan 6)
#1656: NO OFFENSE MRS. MANSFIELD (Mon, 2004 Jan 5)
#1655: HAIL MARY (Sun, 2004 Jan 4)
#1654: ZUT ALORS (Sat, 2004 Jan 3)
#1653: HERRING STALL (Fri, 2004 Jan 2)
#1652: THE ONION (Thu, 2004 Jan 1)
#1651: NEPTUNE, GOD OF THE SEA (Wed, 2003 Dec 31)
#1650: A LETTER TO THE EDITOR (Tue, 2003 Dec 30)
#1649: R. KELLY (Mon, 2003 Dec 29)
#1648: QUICK IDENTIFY THIS (Sun, 2003 Dec 28)
#1647: URINE SNOB (Sat, 2003 Dec 27)
#1646: JOHN CARMACK'S .PLAN (Fri, 2003 Dec 26)
#1645: A NUKYULER SCIENTITIAN'S PERSPECTIVE (Thu, 2003 Dec 25)
#1644: APPLE JUICE (Wed, 2003 Dec 24)
#1643: SO IT TURNS OUT (Tue, 2003 Dec 23)
#1642: TWENTY THINGS TO DO WITH A CAT (Mon, 2003 Dec 22)
#1641: FOLLOW THE BOUNCING AIDS (Sun, 2003 Dec 21)
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#1663: AN INTIMATE CHAT SESSION

Mon, 2004 Jan 12

       I HAVE A DISTINCT SENSATION                                   
       OF BURNING WHEN I URINATE                                     
                                                                     
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             /                          GNAA RULES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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