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#1728: YOU COLLEGE GIRLS (Wed, 2004 Mar 17)
#1727: THE PORN CLAM ON: ANAL SEX (Tue, 2004 Mar 16)
#1726: SUPER SIZE (Mon, 2004 Mar 15)
#1725: INSIDE THE ACTOR'S STUDIO (Sun, 2004 Mar 14)
#1724: BEHIND THE TIMES (Sat, 2004 Mar 13)
#1723: MISSING (Fri, 2004 Mar 12)
#1722: ALPHA WAFFLE CANCEL FAQ (Thu, 2004 Mar 11)
#1721: PEE FACE (Wed, 2004 Mar 10)
#1720: CHARLENE ASPEN (Tue, 2004 Mar 9)
#1719: WORST SCIENCE FICTION STORY EVER (Mon, 2004 Mar 8)
#1718: RAPE KIT MEANINGS (Sun, 2004 Mar 7)
#1717: SCHOOL SHOOTINGS (Sat, 2004 Mar 6)
#1716: THE BLACK EYE GALAXY (Fri, 2004 Mar 5)
#1715: DEE'S LAZY EYE (Thu, 2004 Mar 4)
#1714: NEXT GERALDO (Wed, 2004 Mar 3)
#1713: STIGMATA (Tue, 2004 Mar 2)
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#1710: BANG BUS (Sat, 2004 Feb 28)
#1709: GAY IN A BOTTLE (Fri, 2004 Feb 27)
#1708: TROUTFUCKER (Thu, 2004 Feb 26)
#1707: STARTING A CULT (Wed, 2004 Feb 25)
#1706: PETER EINSTEIN NORTH (Tue, 2004 Feb 24)
#1705: THE NIGHTMARE SCENARIO (Mon, 2004 Feb 23)
#1704: A HAIKU (Sun, 2004 Feb 22)
#1703: BLOOD BLISTER (Sat, 2004 Feb 21)
#1702: DO YOU THINK HE ANKYLOSAURUS (Fri, 2004 Feb 20)
#1701: CONSTIPATION (Thu, 2004 Feb 19)
#1700: THY NAME IS CUBA (Wed, 2004 Feb 18)
#1699: SAME ACTOR WRONG CHARACTER (Tue, 2004 Feb 17)
#1698: STARING INTO THE FACE OF GOD (Mon, 2004 Feb 16)
#1697: COMMITTED TO THE CAUSE (Sun, 2004 Feb 15)
#1696: THE TOUGHEST CATERPILLAR IN TOWN (Sat, 2004 Feb 14)
#1695: WACKO JACKO II (Fri, 2004 Feb 13)
#1694: CLASSIFYING WOMEN (Thu, 2004 Feb 12)
#1693: HER ITINERARY (Wed, 2004 Feb 11)
#1692: SLAC (Tue, 2004 Feb 10)
#1691: FROM THE MIND OF MINOLTA (Mon, 2004 Feb 9)
#1690: NO THUMB WAR (Sun, 2004 Feb 8)
#1689: FIVE SECOND RULE (Sat, 2004 Feb 7)
#1688: MY TURN (Fri, 2004 Feb 6)
#1687: EGG NOG (Thu, 2004 Feb 5)
#1686: CRUISING (Wed, 2004 Feb 4)
#1685: UMBRELLA SAFETY LESSON #27 (Tue, 2004 Feb 3)
#1684: MY CHECK BOUNCED (Mon, 2004 Feb 2)
#1683: CERBERUS' STORY (Sun, 2004 Feb 1)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1705: THE NIGHTMARE SCENARIO

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MOMMY I'M GOING TO STAB YOU TO DEATH WITH THIS STRANGELY SHAPED KNIFE 
WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING                                                 
                                                                      
SERIOUSLY IT'S A KNIFE NOT A TEDDY BEAR                               
                                                                      
LOOK WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE MY WORD ON THIS IT'S REALLY A STABBING   
OR PERHAPS BLUNT INSTRUMENT OF SOME KIND WHICH IS REALLY CAPABLE      
OF DOING SERIOUS DAMAGE PARTICULARLY TO SOMEONE WHO IS UNCONSCIOUS    
                                                                      
JESUS WHY DO WE HAVE TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION EVERY TIME I BRING THIS
UP YES I KNOW IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S A HARMLESS FUZZY TEDDY BEAR BUT      
IT REALLY IS A LETHAL INSTRUMENT PARTICULARLY WHEN USED BY A TRAINED  
PROFESSIONAL                                                          
                                                                      
NO I'M NOT A TRAINED PROFESSIONAL I'M A GODDAMN THREE YEAR OLD BUT    
I WAS JUST TRYING TO MAKE A POINT                                     
                                                                      
FINE IT'S A FUCKING TEDDY BEAR BUT I'M STILL GOING TO SMOTHER YOU     
WITH IT                                                               

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