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#1363: CRACK COCAINE (Tue, 2003 Mar 18)
#1362: ASKING FOR IT (Mon, 2003 Mar 17)
#1361: VOTE_AWP (Sun, 2003 Mar 16)
#1360: MOUSE AND MOUSE PAD (Sat, 2003 Mar 15)
#1359: ROBOT (Fri, 2003 Mar 14)
#1358: FIREARMS SAFETY CERTIFICATE (Thu, 2003 Mar 13)
#1357: CONNECTIONS (Wed, 2003 Mar 12)
#1356: THE ICE TRAY WAS RIGHT BUT FORTY YEARS LATE (Tue, 2003 Mar 11)
#1355: CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME (Mon, 2003 Mar 10)
#1354: LOCKED BOX (Sun, 2003 Mar 9)
#1353: BAT GUANO (Sat, 2003 Mar 8)
#1352: FIRST DRAWING EVER (Fri, 2003 Mar 7)
#1351: A FUTURE SUPERMODEL SPEAKS (Thu, 2003 Mar 6)
#1350: YET ANOTHER PATRIOTIC EPISODE (Wed, 2003 Mar 5)
#1349: NIGHT LANDING (Tue, 2003 Mar 4)
#1348: LAWNMOWER (Mon, 2003 Mar 3)
#1347: NOT NAPALM BUT CLOSE (Sun, 2003 Mar 2)
#1346: COME TO JAMAICA (Sat, 2003 Mar 1)
#1345: BUKKAKE VICTIM NUMBER ONE (Fri, 2003 Feb 28)
#1344: NAHEO (Thu, 2003 Feb 27)
#1343: THE ALIEN SPEAKS (Wed, 2003 Feb 26)
#1342: ROCK ON (Tue, 2003 Feb 25)
#1341: JUSTICE SCALIA (Mon, 2003 Feb 24)
#1340: I HATE YOU, NEVER FORGET THAT (Sun, 2003 Feb 23)
#1339: FRIGHTENING ACRONYM (Sat, 2003 Feb 22)
#1338: AS A HOOKER (Fri, 2003 Feb 21)
#1337: WYMEN (Thu, 2003 Feb 20)
#1336: ILLUMINATI (Wed, 2003 Feb 19)
#1335: ALEPH NOT (Tue, 2003 Feb 18)
#1334: TRY ME (Mon, 2003 Feb 17)
#1333: SUNDIAL (Sun, 2003 Feb 16)
#1332: RENEGAMER (Sat, 2003 Feb 15)
#1331: CARRY ON (Fri, 2003 Feb 14)
#1330: A SURPRISE FOR YOU (Thu, 2003 Feb 13)
#1329: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT (Wed, 2003 Feb 12)
#1328: PLEASE COME BACK (Tue, 2003 Feb 11)
#1327: PINKEYE (Mon, 2003 Feb 10)
#1326: A.I. (Sun, 2003 Feb 9)
#1325: GESUNDHEIT (Sat, 2003 Feb 8)
#1324: WORLD SERIES OF FOOTBALL (Fri, 2003 Feb 7)
#1323: DUMB TAX (Thu, 2003 Feb 6)
#1322: THAT WHICH MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW (Wed, 2003 Feb 5)
#1321: THE SLASHDOT EFFECT (Tue, 2003 Feb 4)
#1320: GOLD BOX DIARY (Mon, 2003 Feb 3)
#1319: ANOTHER VERY SPECIAL EPISODE (Sun, 2003 Feb 2)
#1318: THE REAMING LESSON (Sat, 2003 Feb 1)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1340: I HATE YOU, NEVER FORGET THAT

Sun, 2003 Feb 23

NO NO IT JUST DOESN'T ADD UP          
THE DIAMETER OF MY ANUS REALLY        
SHOULD BE WIDER THAN BOTH YOUR FISTS  
                                      
ADD THE NUMBERS AGAIN EGGHEAD         
I SIMPLY MUST FIND A WAY TO PROVE THIS
                                      
ADMISSION: $2.95                      
                                      
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