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#1361: VOTE_AWP (Sun, 2003 Mar 16)
#1360: MOUSE AND MOUSE PAD (Sat, 2003 Mar 15)
#1359: ROBOT (Fri, 2003 Mar 14)
#1358: FIREARMS SAFETY CERTIFICATE (Thu, 2003 Mar 13)
#1357: CONNECTIONS (Wed, 2003 Mar 12)
#1356: THE ICE TRAY WAS RIGHT BUT FORTY YEARS LATE (Tue, 2003 Mar 11)
#1355: CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME (Mon, 2003 Mar 10)
#1354: LOCKED BOX (Sun, 2003 Mar 9)
#1353: BAT GUANO (Sat, 2003 Mar 8)
#1352: FIRST DRAWING EVER (Fri, 2003 Mar 7)
#1351: A FUTURE SUPERMODEL SPEAKS (Thu, 2003 Mar 6)
#1350: YET ANOTHER PATRIOTIC EPISODE (Wed, 2003 Mar 5)
#1349: NIGHT LANDING (Tue, 2003 Mar 4)
#1348: LAWNMOWER (Mon, 2003 Mar 3)
#1347: NOT NAPALM BUT CLOSE (Sun, 2003 Mar 2)
#1346: COME TO JAMAICA (Sat, 2003 Mar 1)
#1345: BUKKAKE VICTIM NUMBER ONE (Fri, 2003 Feb 28)
#1344: NAHEO (Thu, 2003 Feb 27)
#1343: THE ALIEN SPEAKS (Wed, 2003 Feb 26)
#1342: ROCK ON (Tue, 2003 Feb 25)
#1341: JUSTICE SCALIA (Mon, 2003 Feb 24)
#1340: I HATE YOU, NEVER FORGET THAT (Sun, 2003 Feb 23)
#1339: FRIGHTENING ACRONYM (Sat, 2003 Feb 22)
#1338: AS A HOOKER (Fri, 2003 Feb 21)
#1337: WYMEN (Thu, 2003 Feb 20)
#1336: ILLUMINATI (Wed, 2003 Feb 19)
#1335: ALEPH NOT (Tue, 2003 Feb 18)
#1334: TRY ME (Mon, 2003 Feb 17)
#1333: SUNDIAL (Sun, 2003 Feb 16)
#1332: RENEGAMER (Sat, 2003 Feb 15)
#1331: CARRY ON (Fri, 2003 Feb 14)
#1330: A SURPRISE FOR YOU (Thu, 2003 Feb 13)
#1329: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT (Wed, 2003 Feb 12)
#1328: PLEASE COME BACK (Tue, 2003 Feb 11)
#1327: PINKEYE (Mon, 2003 Feb 10)
#1326: A.I. (Sun, 2003 Feb 9)
#1325: GESUNDHEIT (Sat, 2003 Feb 8)
#1324: WORLD SERIES OF FOOTBALL (Fri, 2003 Feb 7)
#1323: DUMB TAX (Thu, 2003 Feb 6)
#1322: THAT WHICH MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW (Wed, 2003 Feb 5)
#1321: THE SLASHDOT EFFECT (Tue, 2003 Feb 4)
#1320: GOLD BOX DIARY (Mon, 2003 Feb 3)
#1319: ANOTHER VERY SPECIAL EPISODE (Sun, 2003 Feb 2)
#1318: THE REAMING LESSON (Sat, 2003 Feb 1)
#1317: DEEE-LITE (Fri, 2003 Jan 31)
#1316: BOTH AND (Thu, 2003 Jan 30)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1338: AS A HOOKER

Fri, 2003 Feb 21

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             ,  ___))   AS A HOOKER I PREFER TO GET PUNCHED     
            /  | 6 6   IN THE FACE WITH ROLLS OF DIMES          
           (___( _e   RATHER THAN QUARTERS                      
          ____/ /_                                              
         / \ o\_/ \   DUE TO THEM BEING SMALLER AND ALL THINGS  
        / /\' _  _)\   CONSIDERED LESS PAINFUL TO BE BEATEN WITH
       /_<  )____/\_\                                           
   ___oo'  ,ooooo,|_/   I'LL STIPULATE TO THE APPROPRIATENESS   
 -//,-(   /      |=/   OF THE BEATINGS BUT THE SEVERITY IS A    
          |    \  \    WHOLE DIFFERENT MATTER                   
           \       \                                            
            )_______\   WELL I GUESS WHEN ALL IS SAID AND DONE  
           /  )   / )   IT'S A JUDGEMENT CALL                   
          /  /   (  |                                           
          | /     \ |  OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOOWW       
_________ |/_______\|________.                                  
          =         =                                           
         /(         )\  b'ger                                   
        /,/        7 \\_                                        

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