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#1342: ROCK ON (Tue, 2003 Feb 25)
#1341: JUSTICE SCALIA (Mon, 2003 Feb 24)
#1340: I HATE YOU, NEVER FORGET THAT (Sun, 2003 Feb 23)
#1339: FRIGHTENING ACRONYM (Sat, 2003 Feb 22)
#1338: AS A HOOKER (Fri, 2003 Feb 21)
#1337: WYMEN (Thu, 2003 Feb 20)
#1336: ILLUMINATI (Wed, 2003 Feb 19)
#1335: ALEPH NOT (Tue, 2003 Feb 18)
#1334: TRY ME (Mon, 2003 Feb 17)
#1333: SUNDIAL (Sun, 2003 Feb 16)
#1332: RENEGAMER (Sat, 2003 Feb 15)
#1331: CARRY ON (Fri, 2003 Feb 14)
#1330: A SURPRISE FOR YOU (Thu, 2003 Feb 13)
#1329: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT (Wed, 2003 Feb 12)
#1328: PLEASE COME BACK (Tue, 2003 Feb 11)
#1327: PINKEYE (Mon, 2003 Feb 10)
#1326: A.I. (Sun, 2003 Feb 9)
#1325: GESUNDHEIT (Sat, 2003 Feb 8)
#1324: WORLD SERIES OF FOOTBALL (Fri, 2003 Feb 7)
#1323: DUMB TAX (Thu, 2003 Feb 6)
#1322: THAT WHICH MAN WAS NOT MEANT TO KNOW (Wed, 2003 Feb 5)
#1321: THE SLASHDOT EFFECT (Tue, 2003 Feb 4)
#1320: GOLD BOX DIARY (Mon, 2003 Feb 3)
#1319: ANOTHER VERY SPECIAL EPISODE (Sun, 2003 Feb 2)
#1318: THE REAMING LESSON (Sat, 2003 Feb 1)
#1317: DEEE-LITE (Fri, 2003 Jan 31)
#1316: BOTH AND (Thu, 2003 Jan 30)
#1315: A WHOLE NEW LEVEL (Wed, 2003 Jan 29)
#1314: A WHATASAUR (Tue, 2003 Jan 28)
#1313: WHORE IN A BOX (Mon, 2003 Jan 27)
#1312: RONBO'S WORLD (Sun, 2003 Jan 26)
#1311: BLAIR 2004 (Sat, 2003 Jan 25)
#1310: CRIMINAL CODE (Fri, 2003 Jan 24)
#1309: A TRIBUTE TO SISKO (Thu, 2003 Jan 23)
#1308: DIGITAL STILL CAMERA (Wed, 2003 Jan 22)
#1307: BODY COUNT (Tue, 2003 Jan 21)
#1306: DEPOT (Mon, 2003 Jan 20)
#1305: PREFIX CODE (Sun, 2003 Jan 19)
#1304: SKOAL (Sat, 2003 Jan 18)
#1303: AEROSMITH (Fri, 2003 Jan 17)
#1302: WHAT A COUNTRY (Thu, 2003 Jan 16)
#1301: MY FAVORITE SNACK (Wed, 2003 Jan 15)
#1300: PUNISHMENT FROM GOD (Tue, 2003 Jan 14)
#1299: ASCII ART (Mon, 2003 Jan 13)
#1298: IS THAT A PIG (Sun, 2003 Jan 12)
#1297: KEYLESS ENTRY BUTTON (Sat, 2003 Jan 11)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#1319: ANOTHER VERY SPECIAL EPISODE

Sun, 2003 Feb 2

space shuttle, special, tools*, ussr

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THIS HAMMER, SCREWDRIVER, NAIL, AND SCREW WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND THEIR
HEARTFELT SORROW TO THE CREW AND FAMILIES OF THE COLUMBIA SPACE     
SHUTTLE                                                             
                                                                    
IF WE MAY TAKE THIS MOMENT TO EXAMINE THE CURRENT MANNED SPACEFLIGHT
DEATH SCORECARD:                                                    
                                                                    
USA: 17                                                             
FORMER SOVIET UNION: HUNDREDS                                       
CHINA: HUNDREDS                                                     
                                                                    
SO HOW ABOUT FUCK YOU AND LET'S KEEP GOING HERE PEOPLE              

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