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#846: A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE

Wed, 2001 Oct 17

911, best of, special, tools* 

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    jgs   ./ |   _________________                                   
         /  /   /  __________    //\_                                
       /'  /   |  (__________)  ||.' `-.________________________     
      /   /    |    __________  ||`._.-'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`    
     /    \     \__(__________)__\\/                                 
    |      `\                                                        
    |        |                                ___________________    
    |        |___________________...-------'''- - -  =- - =  - = `.  
   /|        |                   \-  =  = -  -= - =  - =-   =  - =|  
  ( |        |                    |= -= - = - = - = - =--= = - = =|  
   \|        |___________________/- = - -= =_- =_-=_- -=_=-=_=_= -|  
    |        |                   ```-------...___________________.'  
    |________|                                                       
      \    /                                       _                 
      |    |                              ,,,,,,, /=\                
    ,-'    `-,       /\___________       (\\\\\\\||=|                
    |        |       \/~~~~~~~~~~~`       ^^^^^^^ \=/                
    `--------'                                     `                 
                                                                     
THIS HAMMER, SCREWDRIVER, NAIL, AND SCREW WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND THEIR 
HEARTFELT SORROW AT THE TRAGEDY THAT TOOK PLACE ON SEPTEMBER 11, 2001
                                                                     
WE WILL NEVER FORGET THE DAMAGE THAT WAS DONE TO THE PEOPLE OF THIS  
GREAT NATION ON THAT FATEFUL DAY                                     
                                                                     
WE ALL BOW OUR HEADS SILENTLY (EXCEPT FOR THE SCREWDRIVER WHO DOESN'T
REALLY HAVE A HEAD)

#1319: ANOTHER VERY SPECIAL EPISODE

Sun, 2003 Feb 2

shuttle, special, tools* 

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    jgs   ./ |   _________________                                  
         /  /   /  __________    //\_                               
       /'  /   |  (__________)  ||.' `-.________________________    
      /   /    |    __________  ||`._.-'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`   
     /    \     \__(__________)__\\/                                
    |      `\                                                       
    |        |                                ___________________   
    |        |___________________...-------'''- - -  =- - =  - = `. 
   /|        |                   \-  =  = -  -= - =  - =-   =  - =| 
  ( |        |                    |= -= - = - = - = - =--= = - = =| 
   \|        |___________________/- = - -= =_- =_-=_- -=_=-=_=_= -| 
    |        |                   ```-------...___________________.' 
    |________|                                                      
      \    /                                       _                
      |    |                              ,,,,,,, /=\               
    ,-'    `-,       /\___________       (\\\\\\\||=|               
    |        |       \/~~~~~~~~~~~`       ^^^^^^^ \=/               
    `--------'                                     `                
                                                                    
THIS HAMMER, SCREWDRIVER, NAIL, AND SCREW WOULD LIKE TO EXTEND THEIR
HEARTFELT SORROW TO THE CREW AND FAMILIES OF THE COLUMBIA SPACE     
SHUTTLE                                                             
                                                                    
IF WE MAY TAKE THIS MOMENT TO EXAMINE THE CURRENT MANNED SPACEFLIGHT
DEATH SCORECARD:                                                    
                                                                    
USA: 17                                                             
FORMER SOVIET UNION: DOZENS                                         
CHINA: HUNDREDS                                                     
                                                                    
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