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#2261: HURRICANE KATRINA Thu, 2005 Sep 1 am i right, blog, hurricane, topical ..... .' '. BLOGGERS RECORD KATRINA DESTRUCTION, . . THEIR LOVE FOR BOBA FETT : : ' ' ,.*====. '. .' .====*., .-`"/c)}}}, :...: ,{{{(c\"`-. _.-'-6> {{{{{'''` `'''}}}}} <9-'-._ t |}}}}}} {{{{{{| y \__.___.'{{{{{{{ }}}}}}}'.___.__/ `[__/}}}}}}}} {{{{{{{{\__]` {{{.' `'-._ _.-'` '.}}} }}/ ``` \{{ MORE LIKE WET TUESDAY {{| |}} AM I RIGHT FOLKS }}| |{{ .------{{{\ , , /}}}------. //.--------' ; ; '---------.\\ ((/// _ \ / _ \\\)) (((--' `''-------'`'"'-----'"'`'-------''` '--))) jgs #2263: HURRICANE NAMES Sat, 2005 Sep 3 hurricane, topical ),-. /\ <(a `---',' Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NAMED AFTER BITCHES ( `-, ._> ) ) _>.___/ A: DUH _/ hjw #2300: NECK AND NECK Mon, 2005 Oct 10 hurricane, topical ,-'-. _., . ( '("'-' '). ( ' (( |. )\/( ) HURRICANE KATRINA: 900 POINTS '( )) | () |" | | ') ( . ,-. ,-.. __.) STOMPY IRAQI FEET: 800 POINTS /) / ' / PjP / /) / / IT'S NECK AND NECK PEOPLE #2317: BITCHES Thu, 2005 Oct 27 hurricane, topical . '@(@@@@@@@)@. (@@) ` . ' . @@'((@@@@@@@@@@@)@@@@@)@@@@@@@)@ KATRINA ??!?!?!? @@(@@@@@@@@@@))@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@)@@` . @.((@@@@@@@)(@@@@@@@@@@@@@@))@\@@@@@@@@@)@@@ . RITA !?!?!?!?? (@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@)@@@@@@@@@@@\\@@)@@@@@@@@) (@@@@@@@@)@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@@@@@@//@@@@@@@@@) ` WILMA ?!?!?!?!? .@(@@@@)##&&&&&(@@@@@@@@)::_=(@\\@@@@)@@ . .' @@`(@@)###&&&&&!!;;;;;;::-_=@@\\@)@`@. ` @@(@###&&&&!!;;;;;::-=_=@.@\\@@ ' ` @.#####&&&!!;;;::=-_= .@ \\ ####&&&!!;;::=_- ` EVER WONDER WHY THEY NAME ###&&!!;;:-_= HURRICANES AFTER BITCHES ##&&!;::_= ##&&!;:= ##&&!:- #&!;:- #&!;= #&!- #&= jgs #&- YES I KNOW THIS IS A DRAWING OF A TORNADO, FUCK YOU \\#/' ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ #2326: ANNE RICE Sat, 2005 Nov 5 hurricane, topical /######\ /##########\ ANNE RICE CRITICIZES KATRINA RESPONSE ?!?!?! / \###/ \ / \#/ \ YOU KNOW I'D HAVE THOUGHT IT'D BE A /\| |/\ DIFFERENT ANNE RICE BUT NOPE IT'S THAT ONE | | \ ==\ /== / | | \| \<|>\ /<|>/ |/ /| HEY I HAVE AN IDEA \__ | - \ - | /#| \#\ | | | /###| LET'S GIVE THIS MICROPHONE TO A \##\ | \| | /#####| MORON AND SEE WHAT THEY SAY \###\ | _______ | /######| \####\ | / \/ \/ \|/#######| |######\| |#########| |########\______/##########| |#########\ /##########/ |##########\ |#########/\ WOW /###########\/########/###\ VW /################\######/########\ SOMETHING MORONIC, NOT WHAT /##################\###/###########\ I EXPECTED /###################\#/##############\ /####################/#################\ /###################/####################\ #2401: HURRICANE THREAT Thu, 2006 Jan 19 hurricane, michael moore, topical ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( ,( `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' `-' ` THERE IS NO HURRICANE THREAT THERE IS NO HURRICANE THREAT YES THERE HAVE BEEN HORRIFIC ACTS OF HURRICANES AND YES THERE WILL BE ACTS OF HURRICANES AGAIN BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT THERE IS SOME MASSIVE HURRICANE THREAT #2490: CHOCOLATE CITY Tue, 2006 Apr 18 hurricane ___ / ,_\ _____ WELCOME TO CHOCOLATE CITY / _)/ /o \ | \ /_ ` \_________ POPULATION: STUPID | \____ >__,_ \ | | )) )__, | \,___________ // / \ |_ )__//__/ \ __). ________/o / \____/ /` \ QUESTION: I GOT FIVE DAYS' / \_______ _// WARNING ABOUT THE HURRICANE _/ \ \ \____ __,--. FROM THE GOVERNMENT SO WHY / / \ \_), \ DIDN'T GOD SAVE ME ?????? \_____/ \_________/ \\ \ ______/_/ (___/ ANSWER: OH RIGHT IT'S / o\ BECAUSE GOD SENT THE '-----^--' b'ger HURRICANE TO KILL ME

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