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#2261: HURRICANE KATRINA

Thu, 2005 Sep 1

am i right, blog, hurricane, topical

                       .....                                           
                    .'       '.    BLOGGERS RECORD KATRINA DESTRUCTION,
                   .           .     THEIR LOVE FOR BOBA FETT          
                   :           :                                       
                   '           '                                       
         ,.*====.   '.       .'   .====*.,                             
        .-`"/c)}}},    :...:    ,{{{(c\"`-.                            
    _.-'-6>   {{{{{'''`     `'''}}}}}   <9-'-._                        
   t         |}}}}}}           {{{{{{|         y                       
    \__.___.'{{{{{{{           }}}}}}}'.___.__/                        
        `[__/}}}}}}}}         {{{{{{{{\__]`                            
         {{{.'     `'-._   _.-'`     '.}}}                             
         }}/            ```            \{{   MORE LIKE WET TUESDAY     
         {{|                           |}}    AM I RIGHT FOLKS         
         }}|                           |{{                             
  .------{{{\    ,               ,    /}}}------.                      
 //.--------'    ;               ;   '---------.\\                     
((///  _          \             /          _  \\\))                    
 (((--' `''-------'`'"'-----'"'`'-------''` '--)))  jgs                

#2263: HURRICANE NAMES

Sat, 2005 Sep 3

hurricane, topical

   ),-.     /\                                           
  <(a  `---','  Q: WHY ARE HURRICANES NAMED AFTER BITCHES
  ( `-, ._> )                                            
   ) _>.___/    A: DUH                                   
       _/                                                
hjw                                                      

#2300: NECK AND NECK

Mon, 2005 Oct 10

hurricane, topical

      ,-'-.     _.,                                      
   . (    '("'-'  ').                                    
( ' ((  |.      )\/( )      HURRICANE KATRINA: 900 POINTS
 '(  )) | () |" |  | ')                                  
    ( . ,-. ,-.. __.)       STOMPY IRAQI FEET: 800 POINTS
      /)  /  ' /                                         
 PjP /   /) / /            IT'S NECK AND NECK PEOPLE     

#2317: BITCHES

Thu, 2005 Oct 27

hurricane, topical

               . '@(@@@@@@@)@. (@@) `  .   '                         
     .  @@'((@@@@@@@@@@@)@@@@@)@@@@@@@)@           KATRINA ??!?!?!?  
     @@(@@@@@@@@@@))@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@)@@` .                           
  @.((@@@@@@@)(@@@@@@@@@@@@@@))@\@@@@@@@@@)@@@  .     RITA !?!?!?!?? 
 (@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@)@@@@@@@@@@@\\@@)@@@@@@@@)                       
(@@@@@@@@)@@@@@@@@@@@@@(@@@@@@@@//@@@@@@@@@) `     WILMA ?!?!?!?!?   
 .@(@@@@)##&&&&&(@@@@@@@@)::_=(@\\@@@@)@@ .   .'                     
   @@`(@@)###&&&&&!!;;;;;;::-_=@@\\@)@`@.                            
   `   @@(@###&&&&!!;;;;;::-=_=@.@\\@@     '                         
      `  @.#####&&&!!;;;::=-_= .@  \\                                
            ####&&&!!;;::=_-        `    EVER WONDER WHY THEY NAME   
             ###&&!!;;:-_=               HURRICANES AFTER BITCHES    
              ##&&!;::_=                                             
             ##&&!;:=                                                
            ##&&!:-                                                  
           #&!;:-                                                    
          #&!;=                                                      
          #&!-                                                       
           #&=                                                       
   jgs      #&-   YES I KNOW THIS IS A DRAWING OF A TORNADO, FUCK YOU
            \\#/'                                                    
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                                

#2326: ANNE RICE

Sat, 2005 Nov 5

hurricane, topical

                 /######\                                                   
               /##########\    ANNE RICE CRITICIZES KATRINA RESPONSE ?!?!?! 
              /   \###/    \                                                
             /     \#/      \    YOU KNOW I'D HAVE THOUGHT IT'D BE A        
          /\|               |/\   DIFFERENT ANNE RICE BUT NOPE IT'S THAT ONE
          | | \ ==\    /== / | |                                            
           \|  \<|>\  /<|>/  |/     /|   HEY I HAVE AN IDEA                 
    \__     |    -   \  -    |     /#|                                      
     \#\     |        |      |   /###|   LET'S GIVE THIS MICROPHONE TO A    
      \##\   |       \|     |  /#####|   MORON AND SEE WHAT THEY SAY        
       \###\  |   _______  | /######|                                       
        \####\ | / \/ \/ \|/#######|                                        
        |######\|        |#########|                                        
        |########\______/##########|                                        
        |#########\    /##########/                                         
        |##########\  |#########/\       WOW                                
        /###########\/########/###\                                         
VW  /################\######/########\     SOMETHING MORONIC, NOT WHAT      
   /##################\###/###########\     I EXPECTED                      
  /###################\#/##############\                                    
 /####################/#################\                                   
/###################/####################\                                  

#2401: HURRICANE THREAT

Thu, 2006 Jan 19

hurricane, michael moore, topical

                                                 
   ,(   ,(   ,(   ,(   ,(   ,(   ,(   ,(         
`-'  `-'  `-'  `-'  `-'  `-'  `-'  `-'  `        
                                                 
  THERE IS NO HURRICANE THREAT                   
                                                 
  THERE IS NO HURRICANE THREAT                   
                                                 
  YES THERE HAVE BEEN HORRIFIC ACTS OF HURRICANES
   AND YES THERE WILL BE ACTS OF HURRICANES AGAIN
                                                 
  BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN THAT THERE IS SOME      
   MASSIVE HURRICANE THREAT                      

#2490: CHOCOLATE CITY

Tue, 2006 Apr 18

hurricane

            ___                                                      
           / ,_\    _____                 WELCOME TO CHOCOLATE CITY  
          /  _)/   /o    \                                           
          |  \    /_ `    \_________      POPULATION: STUPID         
          |   \____ >__,_  \        |                                
          |              ))  )__,   |                                
          \,___________ //  /   \   |_                               
                    )__//__/     \  __).                             
           ________/o     /       \____/                             
          /`              \               QUESTION: I GOT FIVE DAYS' 
         /   \_______   _//               WARNING ABOUT THE HURRICANE
       _/     \     \     \____ __,--.    FROM THE GOVERNMENT SO WHY 
      /      /       \          \_),  \   DIDN'T GOD SAVE ME ??????  
      \_____/         \_________/  \\  \                             
 ______/_/                         (___/  ANSWER: OH RIGHT IT'S      
/       o\                                BECAUSE GOD SENT THE       
'-----^--' b'ger                          HURRICANE TO KILL ME       

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