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#2463: JACK BAUER

Wed, 2006 Mar 22

24, treo 

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          `-;-/. ,/\-`.    EVEN JACK BAUER USES A TREO
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#2590: WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION

Thu, 2006 Jul 27

24 

        _,--',   _._.--._____                                         
 .--.--';_'-.', ";_      _.,-'                                        
.'--'.  _.'    {`'-;_ .-.>.'     WHY DON'T WE GROUND JACK BAUER INTO  
      '-:_      )  / `' '=.      A FINE POWDER AND THEN WEAPONIZE IT  
        ) >     {_/,     /~)     BY DRYING IT AND MAKE IT STATICALLY  
snd     |/               `^ .'   CHARGED SO IT EASILY STICKS TO THINGS
                                 AND PEOPLE AND THEN SPRINKLE IT OVER 
     AFGHANISTAN ALBANIA ALGERIA ANDORRA ANGOLA ANTIGUA AND BARBUDA   
     ARGENTINA ARMENIA AUSTRALIA AUSTRIA AZERBAIJAN BAHAMAS BAHRAIN   
     BANGLADESH BARBADOS BELARUS BELGIUM BELIZE BENIN BHUTAN BOLIVIA  
     BOSNIA AND HERZEGOVINA BOTSWANA BRAZIL BRUNEI BULGARIA BURKINA   
     FASO BURUNDI CAMBODIA CAMEROON CANADA CAPE VERDE CENTRAL         
     AFRICAN REPUBLIC CHAD CHILE CHINA COLOMBIA COMOROS CONGO COSTA   
     RICA COTE D'IVOIRE CROATIA CUBA CYPRUS CZECH REPUBLIC DENMARK    
     DJIBOUTI DOMINICA DOMINICAN REPUBLIC EAST TIMOR ECUADOR EGYPT    
     EL SALVADOR EQUATORIAL GUINEA ERITREA ESTONIA ETHIOPIA FIJI      
     FINLAND FRANCE GABON GAMBIA GEORGIA GERMANY GHANA GREECE         
     GRENADA GUATEMALA GUINEA GUINEA-BISSAU GUYANA HAITI HONDURAS     
     HUNGARY ICELAND INDIA INDONESIA IRAN IRAQ IRELAND ISRAEL ITALY   
     JAMAICA JAPAN JORDAN KAZAKHSTAN KENYA KIRIBATI NORTH KOREA       
     SOUTH KOREA KUWAIT KYRGYZSTAN LAOS LATVIA LEBANON LESOTHO        
     LIBERIA LIBYA LIECHTENSTEIN LITHUANIA LUXEMBOURG MACEDONIA       
     MADAGASCAR MALAWI MALAYSIA MALDIVES MALI MALTA MARSHALL ISLANDS  
     MAURITANIA MAURITIUS MEXICO FEDERATED STATES OF MICRONESIA       
     MOLDOVA MONACO MONGOLIA MONTENEGRO MOROCCO MOZAMBIQUE MYANMAR    
     NAMIBIA NAURU NEPAL NETHERLANDS NEW ZEALAND NICARAGUA NIGER      
     NIGERIA NORWAY OMAN PAKISTAN PALAU PANAMA PAPUA NEW GUINEA       
     PARAGUAY PERU PHILIPPINES POLAND PORTUGAL QATAR ROMANIA RUSSIA   
     RWANDA SAINT KITTS AND NEVIS SAINT LUCIA SAINT VINCENT AND THE   
     GRENADINES SAMOA SAN MARINO SAO TOME AND PRINCIPE SAUDI ARABIA   
     SENEGAL SERBIA SEYCHELLES SIERRA LEONE SINGAPORE SLOVAKIA        
     SLOVENIA SOLOMON ISLANDS SOMALIA SOUTH AFRICA SPAIN SRI LANKA    
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     EMIRATES UNITED KINGDOM URUGUAY UZBEKISTAN VANUATU VATICAN CITY  
     VENEZUELA VIETNAM WESTERN SAHARA YEMEN ZAMBIA ZIMBABWE

#2680: SHERRY PALMER

Wed, 2006 Oct 25

24 

          .{{}}}}}}.                                             
         {{{{{}}}}}}}.    I WOULD TOTALLY DO SHERRY PALMER       
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      {{{{C    ^    {{{{   WELL YOU KNOW WHEN SHE WAS STILL ALIVE
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      {{{{{{{)   (}}}}}}'   NAH SCRATCH THAT QUALIFICATION       
jgs    `""'"':   :'"'"'`     I'D DO HER ANYWAY                   
              `@`

#3088: CAR INSURANCE

Fri, 2007 Dec 7

24 

          __    _                    WHY DOES PRESIDENT PALMER
         / l    \~-_                  WANT ME TO BUY          
,----~~~~--+-----`--~----____          CAR INSURANCE          
@   /~_~\  | ~      |   /~_~\~~~-,                            
\_ ( (_) )  \_______|  ( (_) )_-~                             
  ~~\___/~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\___/~                                
JP

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