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#3039: NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

Fri, 2007 Oct 19

al gore, jimmy carter, nobel prize 

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     _|_                        WHY GIVE AL GORE A NOBEL PRIZE WHEN WE   
     | |                      COULD JUST GIVE ANOTHER ONE TO JIMMY CARTER
|-----+-----|          ,%%%.                                             
|    1ST    |          % 1 %                                             
|   PRIZE   |          `%%%'                                             
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#3274: TED TALKS

Tue, 2008 Jun 10

al gore, ted 

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             /   a\__,    PRETTY SURE I SAW AL GORE FUCK A DUCK        
             \  -.___/    IN ONE OF THOSE TED TALKS RIGHT ON STAGE     
              \  \                                                     
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     |\_(         ))      (IT WAS HARD TO WATCH BUT STRANGELY ENTICING)
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