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#466: HARRY POTTER AND THE WITCH Mon, 2000 Oct 2 harry potter CHECK ME OUT I'M ( " ) APPLYING WHAT I LEARNED ( _ * FROM THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS * ( / \ ___ " " _/ / ( * ) ___/ | ) " _ o)'-./__ * _ ) (_, . $$$ ( ) __ __ 7_ $$$$ ( : { _) '--- $\ ______'___//__\ ____, \ ) ( \_/ _____\_ .' \ \------''. |=' '=| | ) | | | . _/ \ (. ) , / /__I_____\ snd '._/_)_(\__.' (__,(__,_] @---()_.'---@ #913: HARRY POTTER AND THE BOTTLE Sun, 2001 Dec 23 harry potter _ _.,----, __ _.-._ / '-. - ,._ \) WHAT CAN I SAY | `-)_ '-. \ / < _ )/" } /___ '-. \ '-, ___(c-(6)=(6) I NEVER KNEW HARRY POTTER , '. -._ '. _,' >\ " ) WAS A WITCHY FLYING FAGGOT :;;,,'-._ '---' ( ( "/`. -='/ ;:;;:;;, \._ .`-.)Y'- '--' YO HO HO AND A BOTTLE OF (MUFFLED) ;';:;;;;;'-._ /'._| |// _/' \ '''"._ F | _/ _.'._ `\ L \ \/ '._ \ .-,-,_ | `. `'---, \_ _| // '| / \, ("--',=`)7 | `._ : _, \ /'`-._\,_'-._ '--' '-.\__/ _L .`' '.// [ ( / ) `{ snd \__) #1879: HARRY POTTER AND THE HARD TOILET Sun, 2004 Aug 15 harry potter _ _.,----, __ _.-._ / '-. - ,._ \) | `-)_ '-. \ / < _ )/" } HEY LET'S PLAY QUIDDICH /__ '-. \ '-, ___(c-(6)=(6) , `'. `._ '. _,' >\ " ) WHEREIN I BASH YOUR HEAD :;;,,'-._ '---' ( ( "/`. -='/ AGAINST THE TOILET OVER AND ;:;;:;;, '..__ ,`-.`)'- '--' OVER AGAIN ;';:;;;;;'-._ /'._| Y/ _/' \ '''"._ F | _/ _.'._ `\ WHEN GREY GOO COMES OUT L \ \/ '._ \ I WIN .-,-,_ | `. `'---, \_ _| // 'L / \, ("--',=`)7 | `._ : _, \ /'`-._L,_'-._ '--' '-.\__/ _L .`' '.// [ ( / ) `{ WELL WE ALL WIN REALLY snd \__) #3107: GET LIVES Wed, 2007 Dec 26 harry potter, meta /; / |'-,. / ' `"---,.__ / ' ,' , '"--,"| / ' , ,' ,"::| / ' ,' , ,"::::| / ' , ,' ,"::::::L I'LL TELL YOU WHAT / ' ,' ,' ,"::::::::L / ' , , ,":::::::::J k-,._ ,' _.":::::::::::J \. `"----'"".J::::::::::::| ALL THIS EXCITED TALK ABOUT HARRY POTTER \. .-, .L:::::::::::| BOOKS AND MOVIES AND ABOUT HOW CHARACTERS \. ( .J:::::::::::! ARE SECRETLY GAY SURE GETS MY NOTICE \. `-- .L:::::::::/ \. .-. .|::::::::/ AND MAKES ME NEVER WANT TO UNDER ANY \. ( ) .J:::::::/ CIRCUMSTANCES READ OR WATCH ANY OF THOSE \. `-' .L:::::/ FUCKING THINGS \. L .|::::/ \. !__ .J:::/ GET LIVES PEOPLE \. __ .L:/ \. L_) .|/ SIGNED, THE GUY WHO WRITES SWEAR WORDS kth `-,__,-' ON ASCII ART

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