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#43: TUX

Fri, 1999 Aug 6

linux

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  I LIKE LINUX AND     .'  `.  
 GETTING KICKED IN --- |a_a  | 
THE BALLS AND FACE     \<_)__/ 
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#672: LINUX

Thu, 2001 Apr 26

linux

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#823: DON'T DO WINDOWS

Mon, 2001 Sep 24

linux

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#1018: LINUX CHICK

Sun, 2002 Apr 7

linux

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#3209: GENTOO LINUX

Sun, 2008 Apr 6

linux, pac-man

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#3488: LILLO BRANCATO

Sat, 2009 Jan 10

linux

                                                              
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   /||---||-\_/-||---||\    (FUCK GRUB)                       
  / ||--_||_____||_--|| \                                     
 (_(||)-| S123-45 |-(||)_)                                    

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