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#43: TUX

Fri, 1999 Aug 6

linux 

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#672: LINUX

Thu, 2001 Apr 26

linux 

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#823: DON'T DO WINDOWS

Mon, 2001 Sep 24

linux 

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#1018: LINUX CHICK

Sun, 2002 Apr 7

linux 

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#3209: GENTOO LINUX

Sun, 2008 Apr 6

linux, pac-man 

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