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#596: RAPE RAYS

Fri, 2001 Feb 9

best of, rape rays* 

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#1039: RAPE RAYS REDUX

Sun, 2002 Apr 28

rape rays* 

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#2235: THE PROVERBIAL EPICENTER

Sat, 2005 Aug 6

rape rays* 

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|   |     |     /     /     .'         .-'         RAPE RAYS DUE TO
|   |     /    /    .'    .'        .-'            STANDARDS AND   
|   /    |    /    /    .'       .-'       1/4     PRACTICES       
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|  |    |   /   /   .'     .-'     _.-'       1/5                  
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