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#797: JOHN WAYNE

Wed, 2001 Aug 29

lyrics

888888888888888888888888888888888}}}}}}}}}}}}}} ELVIS IS A HERO TO 
8888888888888888888888888888888 { }}}}}}}}}}}}} MOST               
888888888888888888888888888888 {   }}}}}}}}}}}}                    
88888888888888888888888888888 {     }}}}}}}}}}} BUT HE NEVER MEANT 
8888888888888888888888888888 {       }}}}}}}}}} SHIT TO ME         
8888   o/   8888888888888888 {       }}}}}}}}}}                    
8 I'M DREAMING 8888888888888 \       ////////// STRAIGHT OUT RACIST
88            888888888888888 \     /////////// THAT SUCKER WAS    
888  OF SOME  8888888888888888 PEACE/////////// SIMPLE AND PLAIN   
88888      8888888888888888888 ***ON\\\\\\\\\\\                    
8888  COOL  888888888888888888 EARTH/////////// MOTHERFUCK HIM AND 
888          88888888888888888 XXXXX\\\\\\\\\\\ JOHN WAYNE         
88   WEATHER  8888888888888888 PEACE///////////                    
88     o/     8888888888888888 ON***\\\\\\\\\\\                    
8888        888888888888888888 EARTH///////////                    
888888888888888888888888888888 XXXXX\\\\\\\\\\\                    
888888888888888888888888888888 PEACE///////////                    
888888888888888888888888888888 ***ON\\\\\\\\\\\                    
888888888888888888888888888888 EARTH///////////                    
888888888888888888888888888888 XXXXX\\\\\\\\\\\                    
888888888888888888888888888888 PEACE///////////                    
888888888888888888888888888888 ON***\\\\\\\\\\\                    
888888888888888888 \===========EARTH==========/                    
8888888888888888888 \XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX/                     
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXmondaysmom                      

#1138: HELLO

Mon, 2002 Aug 5

disney, lyrics

        _.---.__                                             
      .'        `-.    I STARTED THIS GANGSTA SHIT           
     /      .--.   |  AND THIS THE MOTHERFUCKING THANKS I GET
     \/  / /    |_/                                          
      `\/|/    _(_)   /                                      
   ___  /|_.--'    `.   .                                    
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    )   `       \     //|                                    
    | __    __   |   '/||                                    
    |/  \  /  \      / ||                                    
    ||  |  |   \     \  |                                    
    \|  |  |   /        |                                    
   __\@/  |@ | ___ \--'                                      
  (     /' `--'  __)|                                        
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/   `--|_/--'     &  |                                       
|                 #. |                                       
|                 q# |                                       
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      "#ba"                                                  

#1214: I AM THE LYTE

Sun, 2002 Oct 20

lyrics

           .-""-.                    _                       
          /  _   \              _   /|)                      
        .'---""-.|             /|) /|/                       
      .'          `.          /|/ /|/                        
   __/_             \    .   /|/ /|/                         
 .'    `-.          .8-. \\-/|/ /|/    JUST LIKE A TEST      
J   .--.  Y     .o./ .o8\ |/\ `/_.-.   I CRAM TO UNDERSTAND U
|  (    \       98P  888| /\ / ( ` |                         
|  `-._/          |   `"|/\ / \|\  F                         
 `.     .            "-'|\ / \/\  J                          
   |---'              _/\ / \// ` |                          
   J                 /// /   /   F                           
   _\    .'`-._    ./// /   /\\.'                            
  /  `. / .-'  `<-'/// /  _/\ \\                             
  F.--.\||       `.`/ /.-' )|\ \`.                           
  \__.-/)'         `.-'   ')/\\  /                           
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(  .'.'   '`.            .'                                  
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  /     '      `.__.-'/|                                     
 J     :          `._/ |                                     
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 J     ;-"""-.         F                                     
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      |           \   )_.'                                   
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#1415: TURNTABLE

Fri, 2003 May 9

left eye, lyrics

                 %%%%                                       
                %%%%-(                                      
              _%%%%%_/                        \ ' /         
            _%%%%%%%%                        - (_) -        
          _%%%%%%%/ \%                        / , \         
         %%%%%%%%%\\ \_                                     
           %%%%%%   \ \\                                    
               )    /\_/                                    
             /(___. \                                       
             '----' (                                       
            /       )                                       
---....____/        (_____ __ _ ___ ___ __ _ _ _____ _ _ ___
          /         )---...___ =-= = -_= -=_= _-=_-_ -=- =-_
        ,'          (         ```--.._= -_= -_= _-=- -_= _=-
     ,-'            )                 ``--._=-_ =-=_-= _-= _
     '-._    '-..___(                       ``-._=_-=_- =_-=
         ``---....__)                            `-._-=_-_=-
               )|)|                                  `-._=-_
    gnv       '-'-.\_                                    `-.
                                                            
I KNOW THAT THROUGH ALL THE STRUGGLE                        
 THERE'S A BRIGHT ROAD AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL             
  NOW YOU SHOULD KNOW WHATEVER YOUR DILEMMA MAY BE          
   YOU'LL LEARN LIFE IS WORTH IT WATCH THE TABLES TURN      

#2284: NOBODY KNOWS

Sat, 2005 Sep 24

lyrics

          .--------.        NOBODY KNOWS WHAT YOU DO TO ME            
     ____/_____|___ \___    AND NOBODY'S PAST IS HISTORY              
    O    _   - |   _   ,*   BUT THE THING THEY SHOULD KNOW SEEMS TO BE
Dani '--(_)-------(_)--'    THAT IT'S NOBODY'S BUSINESS AT ALL        

#2603: RHYMES LIKE WEIGHT

Wed, 2006 Aug 9

ice cube, lyrics

            \\\///                                        
            \(..)/  I PUSH RHYMES LIKE WEIGHT (NO OFFENSE)
            ( _> )                                        
           _/'--/_                                        
         /^ _   _ `\                                      
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       |  \'     '//                                      
 ,,   <  < |     | \      ,,                              
 ||,   `. \\  .  /, \    ,||                              
=|||===(((==========)))===|||=                            
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        / `|      |^ \                                    
        |  /      \  |                                    
        | |        | |                                    
        / \        | \                                    
 gnv   .oooO       LOoo                                   

#2734: IN ALL DEFERENCE TO ICE CUBE

Mon, 2006 Dec 18

lyrics, poker

.------.                                              
|A_  _ |         I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE TO USE MY AK      
|( \/ ).-----.                                        
| \  /|K /\  |     I MUST SAY IT WAS A GOOD DAY       
|  \/ | /  \ |                                        
`-----| \  / |        (HE FOLDED TO BIG SLICK YOU SEE)
      |  \/ K|                                        
      `------' hjw+tQn                                

#2808: I'M YOURS

Fri, 2007 Mar 2

lyrics

   ('--.,-').,--`)                                        
  _Oo  C O_o C  oO_    SIGNED, SEALED, DELIVERED, I'M HARD
   `o--^--o--^--o'                                        
O!o   /""\_/""\                                           

#3032: NOW YOU'RE THINKING WITH _______

Fri, 2007 Oct 12

blank, lyrics, portal

     |'--'  '--'::'--'               _               `--`::`--`  `--`|
     |.__.  .__.::.__.:             / \             :.__.::.__.  .__.|
     |'--'  '--'::'--':            /_|_\            :`--`::`--`  `--`|
     !          ::    :           ( /'\ )           :    ::          !
     :.__.::.__.::.__.:       ///.\>   </.\\\        .__.:||__.::.__.:
     :'--'::'--'::'--':      //(.\>     </.)\\      :'--':||--'::'--':
     :.__.::.__.::.__.:     /(.\>         </.)\     :.__.::.__.::.__.:
     :'--'::'--'::'--':    //.\>           </.\\    :'--'::'--'::'--':
     :.__.::.__.::.__.:   /(.\>             </.)\   :.__.::.__.::.__.:
     :'--'::'--'::'--':-(/(.\>               </.)\)-:'--'::'--'::'--':
     :.__.::.__.::.__.:-(//.\>               </.\\)-:.__.::.__.::.__.:
     :'--'::'--'::'--':-(//.\>               </.\\)-:'--'::'--'::'--':
     :.__.;;.__.;;.__.:-(//.\>               </.\\)-:.__.;;.__.;;.__.:
     :'--';;'--';;'--':-(//.\>               </.\\)-:'--';;'--';;'--':
     :.__.;;.__.;;.__.:-(//.\>               </.\\)-:.__.;;.__.;;.__.:
cjr  :'--';;'--';;'--':-(//.\>               </.\\)-:'--';;'--';;'--':
                                                                      
                   LOOK AT ME STILL TALKING                           
                                                                      
                     WHEN THERE'S SCIENCE TO DO                       
                                                                      
                   WHEN I LOOK OUT THERE                              
                                                                      
                     IT MAKES ME GLAD I'M NOT YOU                     

#3080: LUDACRIS

Thu, 2007 Nov 29

lyrics

       _.-._                                                   
      | | | |_                                                 
      | | | | |    LUDACRIS FEELS LIKE SLAPPING AN N-WORD TODAY
      | | | | |                                                
    _ |  '-._ |                                                
    \`\`-.'-._;                                                
     \    '   |    JUST FYI, MIGHT WANT TO STAY CLEAR          
      \  .`  /                                                 
jgs    |    |                                                  

#3129: WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO LUDACRIS

Thu, 2008 Jan 17

lyrics

 _________________________                                                 
    ||   ||     ||   ||                                                    
    ||   ||, , ,||   ||                                                    
    ||  (||/|/(\||/  ||                                                    
    ||  ||| _'_`|||  ||   EXECUTE YOUR TEMPORIZATION BUT ABOVE ALL PLEASE  
    ||   || o o ||   ||   ENSURE THAT THE SITUATION DOES NOT REVERSE ITSELF
    ||  (||  - `||)  ||                                                    
    ||   ||  =  ||   ||                                                    
ScS ||   ||\___/||   ||                                                    
    ||___||) , (||___||                                                    
   /||---||-\_/-||---||\                                                   
  / ||--_||_____||_--|| \                                                  
 (_(||)-| S123-45 |-(||)_)                                                 

#3597: AQUATIC WEEK: DESTINY'S CHILD

Wed, 2009 Apr 29

aquatic*, lyrics

 .-;':':'-.                               
{'.'.'.'.'.}                              
 )        '`.   I DON'T THINK YOU'RE READY
'-. ._ ,_.-='                             
  `). ( `);(    FOR THIS JELLY            
  ('. .)(,'.)                             
   ) ( ,').(                              
  ( .').'(').                             
  .) (' ).('                              
   '  ) (  ).                             
    .'( .)'                               
      .).'                                

#3683: FIREBALL

Fri, 2009 Jul 24

lyrics

     '!       !'                                                           
      '\).-.(/'                                                            
      .) o o (.     MY HEART WOULD BE A FIREBALL / (WHIRRRRRP) / A FIREBALL
      n  (o)  n'                                                           
     .-@ =-= @-.                                                           
    / .'=._.='. \                                                          
 .-'   '-.".-'   '-.                                                       
 )_  /-._,6,_.-\  _(                                                       
'.  /.    "    .\  .'                                                      
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    "^Y$bpgd$P^"                                                           
       "Y$$P' fsc                                                          
       /    \                                                              

#3697: CHARLOTTE BRONTE

Fri, 2009 Aug 7

lyrics

,,_                                                        
{'%|=,     CHARLOTTE BRONTE IS ONLY GOOD FOR STEADY FUCKIN'
 )<                                                        
< ,\                                                       
 )( |                                                      
 | )`      (WITH APOLOGIES TO M.C. LYTE)                   
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 |/  pb                                                    
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#3786: BABY I LOVE YOUR WAY

Wed, 2009 Nov 4

lyrics

OOH BABY I LOVE YOUR WAY /    
  NOT EVERY FUCKING DAY THOUGH
                              
      /                       
     /                        
   _      _                   
  (")    (")                  
  _T_ O  )Y(                  
 /\_/\/ /(_)\                 
 |.H.   \oV(/                 
 O| |   (`/ )                 
  H H    Y /                  
 ] | [   (\)                  
 (_|_)   |_!'                 

#3916: PLEASE STAND UP

Sun, 2010 Mar 14

lyrics

      _   _   _                                               
     | |_| |_| |                                              
     |         |                                              
     |         |    WILL THE SHITTY WHITE RAPPER /            
     |   ,-.   |                                              
     |  |((}|  |     PLEASE STAND UP /                        
     |  |_))|  |                                              
     |   ((    |     PLEASE STAND UP /                        
     |    ))   |                                              
     |   (((   |     OKAY NEVER MIND FUCKING SIT THE FUCK DOWN
     |    )))  |                                              
     |    ((   |                                              
     |    )))  |                                              
     |   (((   |                                              
     |    )))  |                                              
     |   (((   |                                              
     |    )))  |                                              
     |   (((   |                                              
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     |   (((   |             \                                
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     |   (((   |       _,,   ~ \)                             
     |    )))  |      `-=\; {] |`                             
     |   (((   |       _ \\;_|/                               
     |    )))  |       _\|/\_|                                
     |   (((   |       \  \|\                                 
     |    )))  |           ( )~~~                             
     |   (((   |           | \                                
ejm ,|          ` ,,,,    /  /,,,,                            

#3941: BATTLEFIELD: BAD COMPANY 2

Thu, 2010 Apr 8

battlefield, kelis, lyrics

       __                                                        
      (==)                                                       
       ##                                                        
       []     MY G3 BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD              
       ',                                                        
       ',                                                        
       ',                                                        
       ',                                                        
       ',                                                        
       ',                                                        
       ',                                                        
       ',                                                        
       ',     THE ***GRAVE***YARD THAT IS !!!!!!111 AAHHAHAHAHAHA
       ||                                                        
-cfbd- ##     GET IT (NO YOU DON'T UNLESS YOU'VE PLAYED          
       ~~     BATTLEFIELD: BAD COMPANY 2 A LOT AND UNLOCKED IT)  

#4047: NEOSTEAD 2000

Fri, 2010 Jul 23

battlefield, kelis, lyrics

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/____\_\          `....              `'       (__(____)                 
cjr                                                                     
                                                                        
           MY NEOSTEAD 2000 BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD             

#4079: CONIC SECTIONS

Tue, 2010 Aug 24

lyrics

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 /             BA DEE BEEDEBE                                    
;             PARABOLA                                           
;              BA DEBE DEE                                       
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#4179: BLUE OYSTER CULT

Thu, 2010 Dec 2

lyrics

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         ,-'     / .='=.                                   
        /     _./ /_-._,..    DON'T FEAR THE RAPER         
     _.-|  \.'|,:=._::,,_.                                 
   .'_.-'\  |//..=                                         
 ,'.'    / /_:.'.             ON SECOND THOUGHT ACTUALLY   
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::       ///     ::           DEFINITELY FEAR THE RAPER    
::     ,///      ::                                        
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 `:`-./ /   _.-'.'            IN FACT RUN NOW WHILE YOU CAN
   `-._`---'_.-'                                           
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  `. //                       SERIOUSLY RUN NOW            
::/ //       l42                                           
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#4242: THE MARIMA SPEAKS

Thu, 2011 Feb 3

lyrics

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 ||  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  |  ||                                    
 ||  |  |  |  |__|__|  |  |  |  ||                                    
 ||  |  |__|--'     '--|__|  |  ||   I WONDER IF HEAVEN'S GOT A GHETTO
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KCK                                                                   

#4283: WHIP MY HAIR

Wed, 2011 Mar 16

lyrics

                                                                          
 .__   .-".  I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH   I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
(o\"\  |  |  I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH   I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
   \_\ |  |  I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH   I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
  _.---:_ |  I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH   I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
 ("-..-" /   I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH   I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
  "-.-" /    I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH   I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
    /   |    I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH   I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
AsH "--"                                                                  

#4367: LOOK AT ME NOW

Wed, 2011 Jun 8

lyrics

                                                           
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