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#1280: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE DESIRES #1

Wed, 2002 Dec 25

saturday night live 

     .-''-.    WHENEVER I DRINK LATE AT NIGHT AND WATCH  
    / ,    \   SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE I FIND MYSELF STRONGLY
 .-'`(o)    ;  DESIRING CHERI OTERI !!!!!                
'-==.       |                                            
     `._...-;-.    CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN THAT TO ME ???    
      )--"""   `-.                                       
     /   .        `-.     ERR SORRY I MEAN "CHIRP"       
    /   /      `.    `-.                                 
    |   \    ;   \      `-._________                     
    |    \    `.`.;          -------`.                   
     \    `-.   \\\\          `---...|                   
      `.     `-. ```\.--'._   `---...|                   
        `-.....7`-.))\     `-._`-.. /                    
          `._\ /   `-`         `-.,'                     
            / /                                          
           /=(_                                          
        -./--' `                                         
hjw      ,^-(_                                           
      ,--' `

#1490: OLD SCHOOL

Wed, 2003 Jul 23

saturday night live 

                    _                          
                    \`\                        
                     \ \  YES I'LL GLADLY PAY  
                      \ \  FIVE DOLLARS TO SEE 
                       \ \  WILL FARRELL STREAK
                        \.\                    
                         \.\  WHAT OF IT       
                          \.\                  
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            _/|\_    \-._     `-:_ /```-3      
           /  |  `-   \  t--._    Y    _3      
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          |   /                `.              
cjr      /  _/\                /

#1782: SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE DESIRES #2

Mon, 2004 May 10

saturday night live 

         /|                              
   __   : :o                             
<""  "">|/     IS IT SO WRONG TO GET     
|""--""|n-.    SLOSHED ON SATURDAY NIGHTS
|      |"`.|   AND DESIRE MAYA RUDOLPH   
| .--. |  ||                             
| (  ) |.-:'                             
|  ""  |/"                               
(      ) Ojo                             
 ""--""

#3237: TINA FEY

Sun, 2008 May 4

saturday night live 

        _,--,            _                                        
   __,-'____| ___      /' |    TINA FEY'S GENERAL AESTHETICS WOULD
 /'   `\,--,/'   `\  /'   |    DEFINITELY BE IMPROVED BY THE      
(       )  (       )'          CALLOUS INTRODUCTION OF MY BONER   
 \_   _/'  `\_   _/   pb                                          
   """        """

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