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#818: KISS IT GOODBYE

Wed, 2001 Sep 19

911, osama bin laden

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            |      ||.|.|..|   |   |   |   |   || KISS IT GOODBYE
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#850: OSAMA BIN LADEN SPEAKS

Sun, 2001 Oct 21

911, osama bin laden

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              zF .e. b   I BEAR WITNESS THAT THERE IS NO GOD BUT      
             zF $$$$- b   ALLAH AND THAT MUHAMMAD IS HIS MESSENGER    
            zF   "*"   *   THERE IS AMERICA HIT BY GOD IN ONE OF ITS  
           zF.ee.   .ec *   SOFTEST SPOTS ITS GREATEST BUILDINGS WERE 
          zF $$$$  4$$$$ *.  DESTROYED THANK GOD FOR THAT THERE IS    
         JF   ""    "*"   *.  AMERICA FULL OF FEAR FROM ITS NORTH TO  
        J" .      .      . 3r  ITS SOUTH FROM ITS WEST TO EAST THANK  
       J" $$$b  d$$$.  J$$$r3c  GOD FOR THAT WHAT AMERICA IS TASTING  
      d"  "$P"  ^*$*   ^*$*  "c  NOW IS SOMETHING INSIGNIFICANT       
     d"                       "L  COMPARED TO WHAT WE HAVE TASTED FOR 
    d"4$$$r  4$$$.  d$$b   $$$c'b  SCORES OF YEARS OUR NATION HAS BEEN
   d" ^$$$"  ^$$$"  *$$*   *$$" 'b  TASTING THIS HUMILIATION AND THIS 
  d"                             ^$  OH WHO THE FUCK AM I KIDDING I'M 
 d".d$c   e$b.  z$b.   e$b.   z$$c^$  A FUCKING DIPSHIT DEAD MAN      
'$ *$$$  '$$$P  $$$P  ^$$$P   $$$$ ^$                                 
 "b. "     "     ^      ^      ^" .dP   Gilo94'                       
   """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""                                   

#868: DEAR OSAMA

Thu, 2001 Nov 8

911, figlet, osama bin laden

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                *   |  ,|   *           *   |  ,|   *                
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*    *               | |    *         *      | |  *       *   *    * 
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      *      *           *     *    *   *       *           *   *    
    ____  _____    _    ____     ___  ____    _    __  __    _       
   |  _ \| ____|  / \  |  _ \   / _ \/ ___|  / \  |  \/  |  / \      
   | | | |  _|   / _ \ | |_) | | | | \___ \ / _ \ | |\/| | / _ \     
   | |_| | |___ / ___ \|  _ <  | |_| |___) / ___ \| |  | |/ ___ \    
   |____/|_____/_/   \_\_| \_\  \___/|____/_/   \_\_|  |_/_/   \_\   
                                                                     
                           YOU WILL DIE SOON                         
                       HERE'S SOME CANDLES BITCH                     

#1271: DELETED SCENES

Mon, 2002 Dec 16

911, osama bin laden

I'M WATCHING THE OSAMA BIN LADEN DVD   
WITH DELETED SCENES AND I HAVE A HARDON
                                       
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  (__|_______--/| /   ///              
  __/  +--+| |-\| (>   )/              
|_|ooo+--+|_|    /_    /               
  `-------'       |_, //               
                  |___/                

#4330: GOODBYE OSAMA BIN LADEN

Mon, 2011 May 2

islam, osama bin laden

       _,,--,,_                                         
     /`       .`\                                       
    /  '  _.-'   \                                      
    |  `'_{}_    |    SORRY ABOUT THOSE 72 VIRGINS      
    |  /`    `\  |                                      
     \/ ==  == \/     WE REPLACED THEM WITH 72 GAY BEARS
     /| (.)(.) |\     FROM SAN FRANCISCO                
     \|  __)_  |/                                       
      |\/____\/|      YOU'LL GET ALONG FAMOUSLY         
      | ` ~~ ` |                                        
      \        /                                        
jgs    `.____.`                                         

#4334: FRILLED SHIRT

Fri, 2011 May 6

osama bin laden

              _                                              
             ( |                                             
               |                                             
        __,--./|.--,__                                       
      .`   \ \ / /    `.       HEY CHECK OUT MY FRILLED SHIRT
    .`      \ | /       `.                                   
   /   /     ^|^      \   \    (SHOT TO DEATH BY NAVY SEALS) 
  /   / |     |o     | \   \                                 
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/___/   |     |o     |   \___\                               
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        |_____/\_____| jgs                                   

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