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#2492: SOMETHING FOR NOTHING

Thu, 2006 Apr 20

immigration, topical 

 _    _.--.____.--.__                                                   
( )=.-":;:\         \"-._          WE DEMAND THE RIGHT TO LIVE IN THIS  
 \\\:;:;:;:;   ( ,:. \$$$\         COUNTRY AND NOT PAY TAXES AND GET    
  \\\:;:;:;|    ):::  )$$$\        FULL CITIZENSHIP RIGHTS FOR FREE     
   \\\:;::;:\ \o(/)o/($$$$$\                                            
    \\\:;:;:;\ `-.-'  \$$$$$\      YES I'M SAYING THIS WITHOUT STOPPING 
     \\\:;::;:\ ' `    \$$$$$\     A BEAT BECAUSE I THINK IT MAKES SENSE
      \\\;;:;::,--:_:_:-^$$$$$\                                         
       \\\_.-""           `"""$\   I'M GOING TO SHOW MY LOVE FOR YOUR   
        \\                         COUNTRY BY WAVING THE MEXICAN FLAG   
         \\                        LIKE A HUGE FAT IDIOT FUCKWAD WHO    
          \\                       WANTS SOMETHING FOR NOTHING          
           \\                                                           
            \\                                                          
hh+geni+vk   \\                                                         
  +hrr

#2519: BRING YOUR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT TO WORK DAY

Wed, 2006 May 17

immigration, topical 

WHAT ABOUT BRING YOUR ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT TO WORK DAY
                                                   
SO WE CAN DEPORT THEM                              
                                                   
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#2532: THE NASONEX BEE

Tue, 2006 May 30

immigration, topical 

.                                                         
\'~~~-,                                                   
 \    '-,_             LOOK IT'S THE HISPANIC NASONEX BEE 
  \ /\    `~'~''\                                         
  _\ \\          \/~\      HE'S KIND OF FRIGHTENING REALLY
  \__ \\             \                                    
     \ \\.             \      GOOD ENOUGH REASON TO MAKE  
      \ \ \             `~~     ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS FELONS 
       '\\ \.             /                               
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         \_\  \      o    |             _.----,           
               |           \           !     /            
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#2881: IDENTITY THEFT

Mon, 2007 May 14

immigration 

       .............                                                 
      .'             '.                                              
     : '.           .' :    OKAY I'M A LITTLE SORE FROM CARRYING     
     :  :           :  :    MY NEW CHAIRS INTO THE HOUSE AND         
     :  :           :  :    ASSEMBLING THEM YESTERDAY (SAD BUT TRUE) 
     :  :           :  :                                             
     :  :           :  :    THE CHAIRS WERE HEAVIER THAN A BOTTLE,   
    .'  :           :  '.      YOU SEE                               
 _.'    :...........:    '._                                         
(     .'             '.     )   YOU KNOW WHAT IN RETROSPECT I SHOULD 
 '._.'                 '._.'   HAVE HIRED AN ILLEGAL ALIEN TO HELP ME
   (.....................)                                           
    \___________________/    BUT THEN THEY'D JUST STEAL MY IDENTITY  
     (. . . . . . . . .)    AND GO OUT AND ROB AND RAPE PEOPLE       
      \  /_/     \_\  /                                              
       ||           ||    OR AT LEAST WHEN YOU READ IN THE PAPERS    
       )|           |(    THAT I DID THAT, PRETEND IT WASN'T ME      
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