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#3163: TO MRS. OBAMA

Wed, 2008 Feb 20

election 2008, obama, please shut up*, topical

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                                    |'.___  |       _._."   / 
  DEAR MRS. OBAMA                   |     ./     _."."   _."  
  PLEASE SHUT UP                   /      |"----"     _."     
  SIGNED, MR. OBAMA             jjs       \                   

#3218: VOTE OBAMA

Tue, 2008 Apr 15

election 2008, newsgroup, obama

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myflix                                                      

#3282: DIVISIVE

Wed, 2008 Jun 18

election 2008, obama

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                     [m,].-"-.   /                                          
    [][__][__]         \(/\__/\)/                                           
    [__][__][__][__]~~~~  |  |     NEXT POLITICIAN WHO SAYS "DIVISIVE" AGAIN
    [][__][__][__][__][] /   |    IS GETTING PUNCHED IN THE RIGHT TIT       
    [__][__][__][__][__]| /| |                                              
    [][__][__][__][__][]| || |  ~~~~     YES I'M LOOKING AT YOU OBAMA       
ejm [__][__][__][__][__]__,__,  \__/                                        

#3636: THE FIRST FAMILY

Sun, 2009 Jun 7

obama

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                ;.'________'.;                
     _________n.[____________].n_________     
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;;jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
                                              
 OBAMA'S PECS ?!!??!?!?!?!? SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOON 
                                              
 MICHELLE'S BUFF ARMS ?!?!?!? SWOOOOOOOOOOOON 
                                              
 THEIR TWO CHILDREN ?!?!?!?!??!?!??! ADORABLE 
                                              
 HIS NEW DOG ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! FUCKING IT 

#3695: BIRTH CERTIFICATE

Wed, 2009 Aug 5

obama

______________________     Q          
|                    |  ___|\_.-,     
| WITH A NAME LIKE   S\ Q~\___ \|     
| ORLY TAITZ I MUST  |(   )o 5) Q     
| BE AN EXPERT ON    |\\  \_ ()       
| BIRTH CERTIFICATES | \'. _'/'.      
|                   .-. '-(  x< \     
|       ,o         /\, '.  )  /'\\    
|______ \'.__.----/ .'\  '.-'/   \\   
     snd '---'q__/.'__ ;    /     \\_ 
              '---'     '--'       `"'

#3761: NOBEL PEACE PRIZE REDUX

Sat, 2009 Oct 10

nobel prize, obama

   /\                                                          
  {.-}    WE'D LIKE TO GIVE THIS SEASHELL THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
 ;_.-'\    FOR BEING SO DARN CUTE AND SHELLY                   
{    _.}_                                                      
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  \  |    /                                                    
   \ |  ,/                                                     
jgs \|_/                                                       

#3812: BLACK PRESIDENT

Mon, 2009 Nov 30

obama

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   WHOA                                                                 
                                                                        
   WHOA                                                                 
                                                                        
   ***WHOA***                                                           
                                                                        
   WE ELECTED A BLACK PRESIDENT ?!?!?!?                                 
                                                                        
   HOW DID I MISS THIS WASN'T THERE NEWS ABOUT IT SOMEWHERE OR SOMETHING

#4391: THROUGH THE WORMHOLE

Sat, 2011 Jul 2

obama, topical

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   THROUGH THE WORMHOLE WITH THE BLACK DUDE     
   THAT WAS PRESIDENT BEFORE THE ACTUAL         
   BLACK DUDE PRESIDENT BECAME PRESIDENT        
                                                
   IF YOU FOLLOW WHAT I MEAN                    
                                                
   WAIT I'VE GOTTEN MYSELF CONFUSED WHO'S       
   FUCKING UP THESE CUE CARDS                   

#4468: OBAMANOMICS

Sat, 2011 Sep 17

obama

   _   ,--()           THIS IS OBAMANOMICS                              
  ( )-'-.------|>                                                       
   "     `--[]         (I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN)
                                                                        
hjm                                                                     

#4996: USS OBAMA

Tue, 2013 Feb 26

call of duty, obama

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  CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS II FEATURES AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER NAMED    
  AFTER BARACK OBAMA                                               
                                                                   
  WHY WOULD THE U.S. NAVY NAME SOMETHING AFTER A MUSLIM ????????   

#5215: THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION

Thu, 2013 Oct 3

obama

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     _.-.||   I VOTED FOR OBAMA AND HE'S SOOOOO DISAPPOINTING
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#5333: STATE OF THE UNION

Wed, 2014 Jan 29

myfreecams, obama, topical

   /\  ,                                                                     
  {Oo\{o\    .=.          OKAY I'VE GOT THE STATE OF THE UNION IN ONE WINDOW 
  {o: \:.\  /   \          AND MYFREECAMS IN THE OTHER                       
 {O:'  \:.-'_.-\_)____                                                       
  {o:.  /`~('-./-----.\    I'M CURRENTLY UNABLE TO TELL WHICH ONE IS         
   }o: // /|         `/\    FAILING TO GIVE ME AN ERECTION                   
  {O:'// /-'         /\/\                                                    
  }o-/( <___    \'/ /\/\/\  ON THE ONE HAND, OBAMA LATELY GIVES DRONING AND  
 /o./  ;--._)====* -\/\/\/   EASILY FORGOTTABLE SPEECHES PLUS THE STATE      
 `"`\  \        /.\  `""`     OF THE UNION IS THE MOST BORING OF ALL         
     \  \                      POSSIBLE PRESIDENTIAL SPEECHES                
      \  \                                                                   
jgs   /`\ )                  ON THE OTHER, THIS CAMGIRL IS SINGING           
      |/| |                   AND SINGING BADLY AT THAT                      
    _//  \|                                                                  
   | /   ||                   BUT THEN AGAIN THE WAY SHE MOUNTED THE         
   |/   / |                    DILDO BELOW THE CAMERA TO SIMULATE A          
        `\|                     FIRST-PERSON EXPERIENCE WAS VERY PRESIDENTIAL
          '                                                                  
                               SO EH I DON'T KNOW IT'S A WASH                

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