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#3163: TO MRS. OBAMA Wed, 2008 Feb 20 election 2008, obama, please shut up*, topical __________ __,___/ ",", ___.--" "\'. ____/ l \ ",'-, ------f" // \\\ \ (l\ \ \ \ \", | ||| / u | \ \ \ | ||| _ ) / | | \ ----L_-XXX-. .|' / U < | | | "\ -<_____/// \ 6 ) | | | \___) -" '. -.<" / / | |'.___ | _._." / DEAR MRS. OBAMA | ./ _."." _." PLEASE SHUT UP / |"----" _." SIGNED, MR. OBAMA jjs \ #3218: VOTE OBAMA Tue, 2008 Apr 15 election 2008, newsgroup, obama ]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[ |[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]| ]||[ ]||[ |[]| |[]| VOTE ]||[ ]||[ |[]| , |[]| ]||[ .'|`. ]||[ OBAMA |[]| .-' | \ |[]| ]||[ _.-` __;.-'| ]||[ |[]| '---''` | ' /~-., _ |[]| BECAUSE ]||[ ' | ; / `'._ / /`\ ]||[ |[]| ; . / .' , `-._ /.' \| |[]| ]||[ | |/ .' \ 7L' / ' ]||[ HE |[]| | L.' `. \ / |[]| ]||[ . F.___ \ \' ]||[ |[]| | /| `'--.....__`. \ |[]| KNOWS ]||[ | / | /` `'`. \ ]||[ |[]| |' | .' \ / '. \ |[]| ]||[ / . / \ ' `' ]||[ ORIGAMI |[]| \ | / `. / |[]| ]||[ \ | .' \ /mx ]||[ |[]| \|.' \/ |[]| ]||[ '--'''''------' ]||[ |[]| |[]| ]||[ ]||[ |[]| |[]| ]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[ |[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]| myflix #3282: DIVISIVE Wed, 2008 Jun 18 election 2008, obama ___ {-) |\ [m,].-"-. / [][__][__] \(/\__/\)/ [__][__][__][__]~~~~ | | NEXT POLITICIAN WHO SAYS "DIVISIVE" AGAIN [][__][__][__][__][] / | IS GETTING PUNCHED IN THE RIGHT TIT [__][__][__][__][__]| /| | [][__][__][__][__][]| || | ~~~~ YES I'M LOOKING AT YOU OBAMA ejm [__][__][__][__][__]__,__, \__/ #3636: THE FIRST FAMILY Sun, 2009 Jun 7 obama _ _.-'`-._ _ ;.'________'.; _________n.[____________].n_________ |""_""_""_""||==||==||==||""_""_""_""] |"""""""""""||..||..||..||"""""""""""| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| |.. .. .. ..||..||..||..||.. .. .. ..| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| ,,;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;,;;;,;;;,;;,, ;;jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; OBAMA'S PECS ?!!??!?!?!?!? SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOON MICHELLE'S BUFF ARMS ?!?!?!? SWOOOOOOOOOOOON THEIR TWO CHILDREN ?!?!?!?!??!?!??! ADORABLE HIS NEW DOG ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?! FUCKING IT #3695: BIRTH CERTIFICATE Wed, 2009 Aug 5 obama ______________________ Q | | ___|\_.-, | WITH A NAME LIKE S\ Q~\___ \| | ORLY TAITZ I MUST |( )o 5) Q | BE AN EXPERT ON |\\ \_ () | BIRTH CERTIFICATES | \'. _'/'. | .-. '-( x< \ | ,o /\, '. ) /'\\ |______ \'.__.----/ .'\ '.-'/ \\ snd '---'q__/.'__ ; / \\_ '---' '--' `"' #3761: NOBEL PEACE PRIZE REDUX Sat, 2009 Oct 10 nobel prize, obama /\ {.-} WE'D LIKE TO GIVE THIS SEASHELL THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE ;_.-'\ FOR BEING SO DARN CUTE AND SHELLY { _.}_ \.-' / `, \ | / \ | ,/ jgs \|_/ #3812: BLACK PRESIDENT Mon, 2009 Nov 30 obama _ _.-'`-._ _ ;.'________'.; _________n.[____________].n_________ |""_""_""_""||==||==||==||""_""_""_""] |"""""""""""||..||..||..||"""""""""""| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| |.. .. .. ..||..||..||..||.. .. .. ..| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| ,,;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;,;;;,;;;,;;,, ;;jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; WHOA WHOA ***WHOA*** WE ELECTED A BLACK PRESIDENT ?!?!?!? HOW DID I MISS THIS WASN'T THERE NEWS ABOUT IT SOMEWHERE OR SOMETHING #4391: THROUGH THE WORMHOLE Sat, 2011 Jul 2 obama, topical ________________________________ / "-_ / . | . \ / : \ | / : \ / '-___-' \ /_________________________________________ \ _______| |________________________--""-L / F J \ / F J L / :' ': F / '-___-' / /_________________________________________--" HS THROUGH THE WORMHOLE WITH THE BLACK DUDE THAT WAS PRESIDENT BEFORE THE ACTUAL BLACK DUDE PRESIDENT BECAME PRESIDENT IF YOU FOLLOW WHAT I MEAN WAIT I'VE GOTTEN MYSELF CONFUSED WHO'S FUCKING UP THESE CUE CARDS #4468: OBAMANOMICS Sat, 2011 Sep 17 obama _ ,--() THIS IS OBAMANOMICS ( )-'-.------|> " `--[] (I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN) hjm #4996: USS OBAMA Tue, 2013 Feb 26 call of duty, obama | -+- ---#--- __|_|__ __ \_____/ ||\________ __ __ __ \_____/ ^---------^ ||\__||\__||\__|___ | '-O-` -^---------^--^----^___.-------------.___.--------.___.------ `-------------|-------------------------------|-------------' \___ | \ o O o / | ___/ \____/ \ / \____/ | \ / | | \|/ | | | | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ CALL OF DUTY: BLACK OPS II FEATURES AN AIRCRAFT CARRIER NAMED AFTER BARACK OBAMA WHY WOULD THE U.S. NAVY NAME SOMETHING AFTER A MUSLIM ???????? #5215: THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION Thu, 2013 Oct 3 obama || || _.-.|| I VOTED FOR OBAMA AND HE'S SOOOOO DISAPPOINTING /'_. || (/? &\|| SO GLLLLLLLLLK DEAD < (//) (_// \) .((-~~~')\ /~ . \ ( | | ) |~-/' |~|' | ) | ) | .' __.'.' | :`~~~ )) (w) _/' | ~i~ | | | | ( | ( | | | Ts97 | |-.' )~-.'_) / /'' `-' #5333: STATE OF THE UNION Wed, 2014 Jan 29 myfreecams, obama, topical /\ , {Oo\{o\ .=. OKAY I'VE GOT THE STATE OF THE UNION IN ONE WINDOW {o: \:.\ / \ AND MYFREECAMS IN THE OTHER {O:' \:.-'_.-\_)____ {o:. /`~('-./-----.\ I'M CURRENTLY UNABLE TO TELL WHICH ONE IS }o: // /| `/\ FAILING TO GIVE ME AN ERECTION {O:'// /-' /\/\ }o-/( <___ \'/ /\/\/\ ON THE ONE HAND, OBAMA LATELY GIVES DRONING AND /o./ ;--._)====* -\/\/\/ EASILY FORGOTTABLE SPEECHES PLUS THE STATE `"`\ \ /.\ `""` OF THE UNION IS THE MOST BORING OF ALL \ \ POSSIBLE PRESIDENTIAL SPEECHES \ \ jgs /`\ ) ON THE OTHER, THIS CAMGIRL IS SINGING |/| | AND SINGING BADLY AT THAT _// \| | / || BUT THEN AGAIN THE WAY SHE MOUNTED THE |/ / | DILDO BELOW THE CAMERA TO SIMULATE A `\| FIRST-PERSON EXPERIENCE WAS VERY PRESIDENTIAL ' SO EH I DON'T KNOW IT'S A WASH

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