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#2671: ANGER WEEK: EVEN ONE RING

Mon, 2006 Oct 16

anger*

              ,'///\\\\`.                                                  
             (___  ___ \\`.                                                
              (_Q)(Q_)  \\\\                                               
             /            \\\                                              
          _.'              \\\                                             
         /                 .\\\             DON'T CALL ME ANYMORE          
        (##)    (##)/)      .\\\                                           
  .-.    \       __//       .|\\\           YOU'RE FAT AND MAKING OUT      
 (  \)    `.____/XX/  _/     .\             WITH YOU MAKES ME THINK OF     
  \  \       \XXX/  _/._      .\            JABBA THE HUT WITH HIS BIG     
 __\  \       `.___/../=\       \           SPACE TONGUE                   
(___>  \         _/../===|   ..  \                                         
(___>   \      _/  ./====|  .:\.  \         SERIOUSLY YOU'RE FAT DON'T CALL
(___>    \   _/   ./=====|  .:|\.  \                                       
 (__>/\.  \_/    ./======|  .:|>\  .)       EVEN ONE RING MAKES YOU FOOD   
       \.      ._/=======|  .:|>/ ./                                       
        \.    _/;=======/   .:|/ ./                                        
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               '    V    V   V MEPH.                                       

#2672: ANGER WEEK: CAUSING ME TO THINK

Tue, 2006 Oct 17

anger*

           __               SHUT UP YOU'RE CAUSING ME TO THINK        
         _(__)_             AND WHEN I DO THAT I HAVE TO PEE AND      
 ,-.----/______\----,-.     IF I'M GONNA PEE ANYWHERE IT'S GONNA      
( O )  (__)  (__)  ( O )    BE ON YOU SO JUST SHUT YOUR STUPID FUCKING
 `-'      `--'      `-'     MONKEY CUNT MOUTH BEFORE YOU BECOME FOOD  

#2673: ANGER WEEK: NOT THE GOOD KIND

Wed, 2006 Oct 18

anger*

          I AM NOT THE GOOD KIND OF DYKE                     
                                                          A  
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  _/O-MEPH-#\_                                           |:| 
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     |XX|           ((((  ,---. ))))                     (<o)
     |XX|            ))))\`---'((((                     8(_) 
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     |   '.____\^^^^^))))'     ((((^^^^^^/             .' .  
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                    \`.__.'+++`.__.'/       `.      /        
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       /#######/  \#\                /#/  \#######\ Xena     

#2674: ANGER WEEK: JURISDICTION

Thu, 2006 Oct 19

anger*

    __________________                                     
 __/______/    \______\__                                  
(________( <[]> )________)                                 
 \________\    /________/                                  
 /\________\__/________/\         IF I DUMP YOU IN THE     
(((\  .___      ___,  /)))        TRI-COUNTY AREA BETWEEN  
 \\\\  (<@)    (@>)  ////         FRESNO AND BAKERSFIELD   
  )))\     (__,     /(((          THE COPS WILL FIGHT OVER 
 (((  ) __________ (  )))         WHO HAS TO BE RESPONSIBLE
  )))(  \VvVvVvVv/  )(((          FOR YOUR BODY AND DURING 
 (((  \ (AAAAAAAA) /  )))         THIS PROCESS I CHOMP DOWN
       \__________/               ON ANOTHER DELICIOUS     
    _\_____)<>(_____/_            IN-N-OUT BURGER          
     /    /    \    \                                      
         (_.--._)                 YOU'RE DEAD AND STUFFED  
         ((    ))                 IN A DRUM HOW DOES THAT  
         _))  ((_                 MAKE ME FEEL??? HUNGRY   

#2675: ANGER WEEK: DREAMS

Fri, 2006 Oct 20

anger*

   |     /\  /\                                                           
(  |  ) ( (__) )          I DON'T JUST DAYDREAM ABOUT POKING YOUR         
 \_|_/   \@..@/           EYE OUT WITH THE STAINLESS STEEL PRONG ON       
   |    __\\//__          MY BELT BUCKLE                                  
   |\  /   \/   \                                                         
   |\\/ ( . . ) |         I ALSO DREAM ABOUT THE ACT AT NIGHT             
   | \_/|     | |                                                         
   |    |     |o|         AND SOMETIMES I THINK THAT IF I WAS ALLOWED TO  
   |    |=====| |         EXPLAIN MYSELF ON NATIONAL TELEVISION, THEY     
   |    (     )_|         WOULD TOTALLY UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE A ONE-EYED  
   |    |  |  |()         FAGGOT AND WHY I RULE (TICKER TAPE PARADE, ETC.)
   |    |  |  |                                                           
   |    |  |  |           SO:                                             
   |   _|  |  |_                                                          
   |  (___/ \___)         HOLD STILL                                      

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