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#2671: ANGER WEEK: EVEN ONE RING Mon, 2006 Oct 16 anger* ,'///\\\\`. (___ ___ \\`. (_Q)(Q_) \\\\ / \\\ _.' \\\ / .\\\ DON'T CALL ME ANYMORE (##) (##)/) .\\\ .-. \ __// .|\\\ YOU'RE FAT AND MAKING OUT ( \) `.____/XX/ _/ .\ WITH YOU MAKES ME THINK OF \ \ \XXX/ _/._ .\ JABBA THE HUT WITH HIS BIG __\ \ `.___/../=\ \ SPACE TONGUE (___> \ _/../===| .. \ (___> \ _/ ./====| .:\. \ SERIOUSLY YOU'RE FAT DON'T CALL (___> \ _/ ./=====| .:|\. \ (__>/\. \_/ ./======| .:|>\ .) EVEN ONE RING MAKES YOU FOOD \. ._/=======| .:|>/ ./ \. _/;=======/ .:|/ ./ \___/ |======| .:/ ./ |======| :( (____ /) ;======| .:\\.---' // |=======| .:|\\) // |=======| .:|>\) || |=======| .:|> || \======/ .:\> |.\ \====/ _____.:|> \.\ /\==/ :\|> \.| |.:\/ :|> |.| | :( .:|> | .\ \.:\ .:/> \ .| | ;| .:/\> |.| | ;| .:/ \> |:| |{~| .:| \> / :| |.;|{~~~}| \_ _/ :/ );| .:| `.___,' x/ / ;| .:|.. x/ ___/ ;| .:|\_.... XX/ _/___ _;| .:\ \XXXXXXXXXX/ /_/ /_/ / _ _:\ // / / \ / \.\ ' V V V MEPH. #2672: ANGER WEEK: CAUSING ME TO THINK Tue, 2006 Oct 17 anger* __ SHUT UP YOU'RE CAUSING ME TO THINK _(__)_ AND WHEN I DO THAT I HAVE TO PEE AND ,-.----/______\----,-. IF I'M GONNA PEE ANYWHERE IT'S GONNA ( O ) (__) (__) ( O ) BE ON YOU SO JUST SHUT YOUR STUPID FUCKING `-' `--' `-' MONKEY CUNT MOUTH BEFORE YOU BECOME FOOD #2673: ANGER WEEK: NOT THE GOOD KIND Wed, 2006 Oct 18 anger* I AM NOT THE GOOD KIND OF DYKE A ________ |:| _/O-MEPH-#\_ |:| /O#/ \O#\ |:| |#/ \O| |:| |O #| |:| |# O| |:| |O\ /#| ,---v--. |:| \#O\,,,, o/#O/ /////A\\\\ |:| \#O##O##O/ //(((( ))))\ |:| \ _/ /(((-o- -o-))) |:| |__| )))) ) ((( __|_|_ |XX| (((( ,---. )))) (<o) |XX| ))))\`---'(((( 8(_) | | (((( `---' )))) 8(_)) | '.____\^^^^^))))' ((((^^^^^^/ .' . \ |XX| \____(((\ )))_____/`. / / `.__|XX|__ \__\ /__/ `. /x./ \_ XoX XoX __ /X`. /XX/ |_.' '.___.' `._| `./XX/ `. /`X/ |( () )+( () )| `X/ `/ / \`.__.'+++`.__.'/ `. / \(____/ \____)/ `.___/ \+++/___\+++/ )++.-=-.++( /-/-/`-'\-\-\ /-/-/ / \ \-\-\ (-/-/_/ : \_\-\-) /~.~\ \ : / /~.~\ /.~.~.\ \ / /.~.~.\ /.~.~.~.\ V /.~.~.~.\ /.~.~.~.~.\_/.~.~.~.~.\ /.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.\ /.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.\ (.~.' `--~.~.-' `-.~.~' `~) / / `' \ \ / .' / \ `. \ / / \ ; \ ( { / \ ) | / \ | | | | | | | | | | | | | |_____|_ _|_____| ())))))/ \(((((() (#####| |#####) (=====| |=====) (#####| |#####) /#####| |#####\ _,xxX###/|#| |#|\###Xxx._ /#######/ \#\ /#/ \#######\ Xena #2674: ANGER WEEK: JURISDICTION Thu, 2006 Oct 19 anger* __________________ __/______/ \______\__ (________( <[]> )________) \________\ /________/ /\________\__/________/\ IF I DUMP YOU IN THE (((\ .___ ___, /))) TRI-COUNTY AREA BETWEEN \\\\ (<@) (@>) //// FRESNO AND BAKERSFIELD )))\ (__, /((( THE COPS WILL FIGHT OVER ((( ) __________ ( ))) WHO HAS TO BE RESPONSIBLE )))( \VvVvVvVv/ )((( FOR YOUR BODY AND DURING ((( \ (AAAAAAAA) / ))) THIS PROCESS I CHOMP DOWN \__________/ ON ANOTHER DELICIOUS _\_____)<>(_____/_ IN-N-OUT BURGER / / \ \ (_.--._) YOU'RE DEAD AND STUFFED (( )) IN A DRUM HOW DOES THAT _)) ((_ MAKE ME FEEL??? HUNGRY #2675: ANGER WEEK: DREAMS Fri, 2006 Oct 20 anger* | /\ /\ ( | ) ( (__) ) I DON'T JUST DAYDREAM ABOUT POKING YOUR \_|_/ \@..@/ EYE OUT WITH THE STAINLESS STEEL PRONG ON | __\\//__ MY BELT BUCKLE |\ / \/ \ |\\/ ( . . ) | I ALSO DREAM ABOUT THE ACT AT NIGHT | \_/| | | | | |o| AND SOMETIMES I THINK THAT IF I WAS ALLOWED TO | |=====| | EXPLAIN MYSELF ON NATIONAL TELEVISION, THEY | ( )_| WOULD TOTALLY UNDERSTAND WHY YOU'RE A ONE-EYED | | | |() FAGGOT AND WHY I RULE (TICKER TAPE PARADE, ETC.) | | | | | | | | SO: | _| | |_ | (___/ \___) HOLD STILL

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