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#3843: MILLARD FILLMORE

Thu, 2009 Dec 31

election 2012

                                             
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   `. `. __  _,-',-'                         
     \ (_  `,,-'        MILLARD FILLMORE 2012
      `-...-'\                               
jrei   _;_;  .-.                             

#4365: PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE

Mon, 2011 Jun 6

election 2012, topical

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            _.|.--.--.|.___.--'___`-.                                  
          .'.'||  |  ||`----'"`   ``'`                                 
        .'.'  ||()|()||                                                
.___..-'.'    /       \    I HEREBY ANNOUNCE MY CANDIDACY FOR          
`----'"`     /   .-.   \   THE OFFICE OF PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES
            (.'.(___).'.)                                              
             `.__.-.__.'                                               
        jgs   |_|   |_|    OOPS NEVER MIND I TOOK A NICE BIG DUMP      
               `.`-'.'     SO I HEREBY OFFICIALLY WITHDRAW MY CANDIDACY
                 `"`                                                   
                                                                       

#4691: GINGRICH CAMPAIGN ANNOUNCEMENT

Fri, 2012 Apr 27

election 2012

IF ANYBODY FINDS MY CELL PHONE PLEASE               
RETURN IT TO ME AT THE ALL-NIGHT DELI               
WHERE I WILL BE WAITING AND WORKING ON              
SOME CAMPAIGN-RELATED TUNA FISH                     
                                                    
#GINGRICH2012 #STOPOBAMA                            
                                                    
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                | .' .' _ (3) (2) _`. `. |        //
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#4839: VOTE TAMPON

Sat, 2012 Sep 22

election 2012

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  `-------------'    )            
                    (     /       
                     `---'        
                                  
o!O                               
                                  
THIS TAMPON HAS A BETTER CHANCE OF
BEING PRESIDENT THAN MITT ROMNEY  

#4871: ELECTORAL MAP

Wed, 2012 Oct 24

election 2012

                                                                    
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   FOLKS WITH THE BIG ELECTION LOOMING I'VE BEEN SCRUTINIZING       
   THIS ELECTORAL MAP AND REALLY CHECKING OUT THE NUMBERS AND       
   I'VE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT I STILL DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK

#4885: FOUR MORE YEARS

Wed, 2012 Nov 7

election 2012, topical

                                                                    
 ,-'"-,    MORE LIKE FOUR MORE *EARS*                               
   ('; ;                                                            
   .) ,    GET IT                                                   
 .   ;                                                              
  '-'      I DIDN'T GET THE MEMO IS IT OKAY TO MAKE FUN OF OBAMA YET
                                                                    
Phil                                                                

#4888: ELECTION 2012 POSTPORTEM

Sat, 2012 Nov 10

election 2012

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         ;'____\    GO FORTH AND STOP TALKING ABOUT THE ELECTION NOW
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#4890: OPINIONS ABOUT POLITICS

Mon, 2012 Nov 12

election 2012

      ____                                                  
 /  /'    `\  \                                             
 \ (   )(   ) /    YOU KNOW WHOSE OPINIONS ABOUT POLITICS   
  \{~~~~~~~~}/     I REALLY WANT TO HEAR THE MOST ??!??!!??!
   {   /\   }                                               
   {  }  {  }      FUCKING CHILDREN AND FUCKING FOREIGNERS  
  {  }    {  }                                              
 {- }      { -}                                             
_| |        | |_                                            
\[ ]        [ ]/                                            

#4897: THE DRINKING BIRD PUNDIT

Mon, 2012 Nov 19

election 2012

  _          _                                               
 ('<        >')                                              
\(_)________( \     YOU TALKING ABOUT POLITICS IS A LOT LIKE 
 (___________)\\    A DRINKING BIRD TOY TRYING TO SUCK A DICK
    (     )     \                                            
     |   |          YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT IT AND           
     |   |          YOU LOOK FUCKING RIDICULOUS DOING IT     
     |   |                                                   
    _|   |_                                                  
   (_______)lc                                               

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