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#2007: ANOTHER HULK-RELATED INCIDENT

Tue, 2004 Dec 21

hulk 

  ~         ~~          __                                         
       _T      .,,.    ~--~ ^^         PEOPLE PEOPLE               
 ^^   // \                    ~        I THINK WE ALL KNOW         
      ][O]    ^^      ,-~ ~            THIS DAMAGE WASN'T          
   /''-I_I         _II____             CAUSED BY A SO-CALLED       
__/_  /   \ ______/ ''   /'\_,__       HURRICANE BUT IN FACT       
  | II--'''' \,--:--..,_/,.-{ },       IS ANOTHER HULK-RELATED     
; '/__\,.--';|   |[] .-.| O{ _ }       INCIDENT THAT THE U.S.      
:' |  | []  -|   ''--:.;[,.'\,/        ARMY HAS BEEN COVERING UP   
'  |[]|,.--'' '',   ''-,.    |         FROM DAY ONE (TELL THE TRUTH
  ..    ..-''    ;       ''. '         GENERAL ROSS!!!!!!!!)

#2500: CONSPIRACY DUCK: CHICAGO PORT FIRE

Fri, 2006 Apr 28

conspiracy duck*, hulk 

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                                           CAUSED BY THE HULK, SENT BACK
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#2556: CONSPIRACY DUCK: THE TUNGUSKA EVENT

Fri, 2006 Jun 23

conspiracy duck*, hulk 

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  (         `._....------.._.:      o< TUNGUSKA WAS NO METEOR           
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    )         )     /        J         I THINK WE KNOW WHO CAUSED IT    
   (          |.   /      . (                                           
   $$         (.  (_'.   , )|`         CLEARLY THE WORK OF ALIENS TRYING
   ||         |\`-....--'/  ' \        TO WARN US ABOUT THE WORLD EATER 
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