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#2859: NAUGHTY AT HOME

Sun, 2007 Apr 22

desirae, pornstar 

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|                                                                     
|     ,-""-.        /)   DEAR DESIRAE OF NAUGHTY AT HOME:             
|    /  c/-}       //                                                 
|   ( ,--)T-.     //       NEVER BE SEEN OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOME         
|    `/ ,_) )\__,-/        EVER AGAIN BY ANY MEANS WHATSOEVER         
|    / /.   \'_,-"<                                                   
|   / /  ) _`).__          THANK YOU                                  
| _/,'  (    ""-."-.                                                  
|'-/   _/`-----. ),'       I WAS LOOKING FOR THE BIG-BOOBED SCORE     
|o!O '"-'"""----"          MODEL SO YOU FAILED ON EVERY POSSIBLE LEVEL

#3069: DESIRAE NEAR HOME

Sun, 2007 Nov 18

desirae, pornstar 

    _____                                                             
  /~/~   ~\                                                           
 | |       \     DESIRAE IN A SHALLOW GRAVE IN THE GROUND NEAR MY HOME
 \ \        \                                                         
  \ \        \                                                        
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--==\ \     ,,i!!i,                                                   
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