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#1359: ROBOT

Fri, 2003 Mar 14

kirara, newsgroup 

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            ~~~~~~~~ |            
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HUHHHHHHHHHHH                     
I'M A HANDJOB ROBOT               
WANT ME TO JERK YOU OFF ????      
YES MASTER GHLAGHLGAHLGAHLAGG     
YOU FILTHY FUCKING PRICK YEAH     
YOU LIKE THIS DON'T YOU           
YOU LITTLE WHORE                  
MMMMM YEAH TAKE THAT              
I WAS PROGRAMMED TO SAY THIS      
DON'T HOLD IT AGAINST ME          
OOOOH BOY JERKIN' YOU OFF         
                                  
MY NAME IS KIRARA AND I'M ARGUABLY
CREEPIER EVEN THAN TRAN

#1367: PENIS MAN

Sat, 2003 Mar 22

kirara, newsgroup 

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HUHHHHHHHHHHHH                                     
I'M PENIS MAN                                      
ALL DAY LONG I PROTECT THE WORLD AGAINST           
EVIL PEOPLE WITH PENISES                           
                                                   
OKAY DO YOU PEOPLE STILL HAVE ANY                  
QUESTION ABOUT WHETHER KIRARA IS CREEPIER THAN TRAN

#1560: MARRY ME

Wed, 2003 Oct 1

kirara 

               _                                    
        mMm  _[_]_    THIS IS ME AND KIRARA RIGHT   
       /(_)\  (_)     AFTER SHE STOPS BANNING ME    
      //)^(\\//:\\    FROM HER PUBLIC BBS SO WE     
     /(/&@&\)\|~|/    CAN TALK                      
    / /-~`~-\ |||                                   
    `/       \|||     P.S. SHE'S THE ONE ON THE LEFT
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