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#3032: NOW YOU'RE THINKING WITH _______

Fri, 2007 Oct 12

blank, lyrics, portal

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     |.__.  .__.::.__.:             / \             :.__.::.__.  .__.|
     |'--'  '--'::'--':            /_|_\            :`--`::`--`  `--`|
     !          ::    :           ( /'\ )           :    ::          !
     :.__.::.__.::.__.:       ///.\>   </.\\\        .__.:||__.::.__.:
     :'--'::'--'::'--':      //(.\>     </.)\\      :'--':||--'::'--':
     :.__.::.__.::.__.:     /(.\>         </.)\     :.__.::.__.::.__.:
     :'--'::'--'::'--':    //.\>           </.\\    :'--'::'--'::'--':
     :.__.::.__.::.__.:   /(.\>             </.)\   :.__.::.__.::.__.:
     :'--'::'--'::'--':-(/(.\>               </.)\)-:'--'::'--'::'--':
     :.__.::.__.::.__.:-(//.\>               </.\\)-:.__.::.__.::.__.:
     :'--'::'--'::'--':-(//.\>               </.\\)-:'--'::'--'::'--':
     :.__.;;.__.;;.__.:-(//.\>               </.\\)-:.__.;;.__.;;.__.:
     :'--';;'--';;'--':-(//.\>               </.\\)-:'--';;'--';;'--':
     :.__.;;.__.;;.__.:-(//.\>               </.\\)-:.__.;;.__.;;.__.:
cjr  :'--';;'--';;'--':-(//.\>               </.\\)-:'--';;'--';;'--':
                                                                      
                   LOOK AT ME STILL TALKING                           
                                                                      
                     WHEN THERE'S SCIENCE TO DO                       
                                                                      
                   WHEN I LOOK OUT THERE                              
                                                                      
                     IT MAKES ME GLAD I'M NOT YOU                     

#3037: CHELL

Wed, 2007 Oct 17

portal

.----------------------------------------------------------------------.
|                                    _..---"""---.._                   |
|                                _.-"               "-._               |
|                             .-"                       `.             |
|      _..-------.._       .-'           __               +.           |
|    .-'             ""--.=        _.--""  """-.            +          |
|   /                     "-._ _.-"             "+           +         |
|  |                          "-.                 \          ":        |
|  J     .+----.._               "-.               b          b        |
|   \    ` ".     "-+._             -.             H          H        |
|    `.      "+_   /   "-._           =            F          H        |
|      `-_      =.+     J" "-._        H          J          .F        |
|         -._    J     .F      +_       +         F          J         |
|            "-. |     d"""---..-=_     J        d          .F         |
|               "F     H          '     F       /           J          |
| _    _   _  _  H     H=.__         _.' _ _  .'           .F_ __  _ _ |
|__-_--_-- _ - ,'H     J__--"""----"" --__-_.'            .'__---  _--_|
|- -- -  --  ,' -|      `.--  --  - |-- -_.'             +`. -- ----- -|
|---    -  ,'    J        `._--- - -|_.-'              .'---`.- - -- --|
|        ,'       b          "----"""                 +       `.       |
|----  ,'- --     -+_                              .+' ---- -   `.- - -|
|-   ,'              =_                          .+               `.-- |
|  .'                  =.                    _.='                   `. |
|,'--    ----  --  ---  -"-.__  Krogg   _.=+"--- -- -----   --    -  -`|
|                            """-----"""                               |
`----------------------------------------------------------------------'
                                                                        
    IT'S OBVIOUS THAT THE NEW PORTAL GAME IS RIDICULOUSLY SPECULATIVE   
   SCIENCE FICTION BECAUSE A GIRL COULD NOT POSSIBLY FIGURE OUT HOW     
  TO USE THE APERTURE SCIENCE HANDHELD PORTAL DEVICE EFFECTIVELY        

#3063: OPERATIONAL END

Mon, 2007 Nov 12

portal

               _____                                 
            .':::::::'.                              
       ___ /:::::::::::\____ _            _.''_      
    /||   ||`.______.-`||   | |\_\\\\____/_ _.-'\\\\ 
.|-| ||===||           ||===| ||_||||____|_| .-'|||||
'|-| ||===||===========||===| ||_||||____|_|`-._|||||
    \||___||___________||___|_|/ ////       `-._//// 
     )      )  _____  (                              
    /`--.._/ .'| (  '. \                             
    )     ( (  './    ) )                            
   /`--.___\ '._____.' /                             
   )       /'._______.' LGB                          
  /`--..__/                                          
  )       )                                          
 /`--..__/         DO NOT FUCK THE OPERATIONAL END   
(        )         OF THE DEVICE                     
 `------'                                            

#3287: NO FAIR

Mon, 2008 Jun 23

portal

      .-.                                    
     (/^\)                                   
     (\ /)    NO FAIR                        
     .-'-.                                   
    /(_I_)\                                  
    \\) (//                                  
     /   \    I HAD TO PLAY PORTAL AS A WOMAN
     \ | /                                   
      \|/                                    
      /|\                                    
      \|/                                    
jgs   /Y\                                    

#4324: PORTAL 2

Tue, 2011 Apr 26

portal

       __                                                       
      /  ;           JESUS PORTAL 2 JUST TOTALLY RIPPED OFF     
  _.--"""-..   _.    ALL THE IDEAS FROM NARBACULAR DROP         
 /F         `-'  [                                              
]  ,    ,    ,    ;                                             
 '--L__J_.-"" ',_;   SIGNED, A FAIRLY CONFUSED AND IGNORANT FISH
     '-._J                                                      
            fsc                                                 

#4351: THE FINAL HOURS

Mon, 2011 May 23

diabetes, portal

       __.                                                           
      /-7   k    WHY WOULD ANYONE EVER IN THEIR RIGHT FUCKING MIND   
    .-' o.-'/    PUT GABE NEWELL'S FAT FUCKING FACE ON ABSOLUTELY    
   / .;   \      ANYTHING UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES IN ORDER TO SELL IT
  ( [      )                                                         
   \ [.---.                                                          
    ;/   \ )                                                         
     \   (/                                                          
AsH   )  |                                                           
     / \ (       EXCEPT FOR MAYBE A BLOOD SUGAR MONITOR              
    [_' \_~                                                          
                                                                     

#4615: MODIFIED SOURCE ENGINE

Sat, 2012 Feb 11

counter-strike, half-life, portal

I WISH TEAM FORTRESS 2 AND ALL ITS FANS WOULD JUST GO AWAY
IN FACT, VALVE SOFTWARE IN GENERAL CAN JUST FUCK OFF      
PORTAL IS AN OVERRATED PILE OF DOGSHIT                    
THE MEMORY OF HALF-LIFE AND COUNTER-STRIKE GETS           
MORE BITTERSWEET EVERYTIME THEY RELEASE A NEW,            
GAYER VERSION OF THE LAST PILE OF SHIT                    
                                                          
AND MAYBE GET A NEW GAME ENGINE GUYS                      
2004 WAS A LONG TIME AGO                                  
                                                          
                                                          
     ____________        _..._                            
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     ||s`edewS || |   /`.  .-'  \            |            
     ||rehctuB || |   )X / X.   "\           |            
     ||  pohS  || |   | (_)     _/           |            
     ||________|| |   /((())) / \_____       |            
     |        ] | |   \______/  //    \      |            
     |          | |   _..-)    //  (\/)\     |            
     |          | |  / .\\_..-' \   \/  \    |            
     |          | |_/    \       `. Mom  \___|            
     |          |  /     |         \     /                
_____|__________| /      /         /    / _______         
                  |    ./|        /    /                  
                 _|____\_|        |   /                   
                 \       /       _)   \__                 
                  \     /       (_\    \()                
               ___|_____|____  / / \\_\/                  
            __/           |  |/ /___|                     
    ..'`..'|  |           | _/_/    |       JRO           
  .'(( ((( |__|           |(__()    |                     
.'((( ((( .'__|           |  |______|________             
 ((( (( ((`.  |           |  |              /             
(((((  (((((`.|           |  |             /              
  ((( ((( ((.'|           | /             /               
`..-''-....'  |___________|/             /                

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