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#3032: NOW YOU'RE THINKING WITH _______ Fri, 2007 Oct 12 blank, lyrics, portal |'--' '--'::'--' _ `--`::`--` `--`| |.__. .__.::.__.: / \ :.__.::.__. .__.| |'--' '--'::'--': /_|_\ :`--`::`--` `--`| ! :: : ( /'\ ) : :: ! :.__.::.__.::.__.: ///.\> </.\\\ .__.:||__.::.__.: :'--'::'--'::'--': //(.\> </.)\\ :'--':||--'::'--': :.__.::.__.::.__.: /(.\> </.)\ :.__.::.__.::.__.: :'--'::'--'::'--': //.\> </.\\ :'--'::'--'::'--': :.__.::.__.::.__.: /(.\> </.)\ :.__.::.__.::.__.: :'--'::'--'::'--':-(/(.\> </.)\)-:'--'::'--'::'--': :.__.::.__.::.__.:-(//.\> </.\\)-:.__.::.__.::.__.: :'--'::'--'::'--':-(//.\> </.\\)-:'--'::'--'::'--': :.__.;;.__.;;.__.:-(//.\> </.\\)-:.__.;;.__.;;.__.: :'--';;'--';;'--':-(//.\> </.\\)-:'--';;'--';;'--': :.__.;;.__.;;.__.:-(//.\> </.\\)-:.__.;;.__.;;.__.: cjr :'--';;'--';;'--':-(//.\> </.\\)-:'--';;'--';;'--': LOOK AT ME STILL TALKING WHEN THERE'S SCIENCE TO DO WHEN I LOOK OUT THERE IT MAKES ME GLAD I'M NOT YOU #3037: CHELL Wed, 2007 Oct 17 portal .----------------------------------------------------------------------. | _..---"""---.._ | | _.-" "-._ | | .-" `. | | _..-------.._ .-' __ +. | | .-' ""--.= _.--"" """-. + | | / "-._ _.-" "+ + | | | "-. \ ": | | J .+----.._ "-. b b | | \ ` ". "-+._ -. H H | | `. "+_ / "-._ = F H | | `-_ =.+ J" "-._ H J .F | | -._ J .F +_ + F J | | "-. | d"""---..-=_ J d .F | | "F H ' F / J | | _ _ _ _ H H=.__ _.' _ _ .' .F_ __ _ _ | |__-_--_-- _ - ,'H J__--"""----"" --__-_.' .'__--- _--_| |- -- - -- ,' -| `.-- -- - |-- -_.' +`. -- ----- -| |--- - ,' J `._--- - -|_.-' .'---`.- - -- --| | ,' b "----""" + `. | |---- ,'- -- -+_ .+' ---- - `.- - -| |- ,' =_ .+ `.-- | | .' =. _.=' `. | |,'-- ---- -- --- -"-.__ Krogg _.=+"--- -- ----- -- - -`| | """-----""" | `----------------------------------------------------------------------' IT'S OBVIOUS THAT THE NEW PORTAL GAME IS RIDICULOUSLY SPECULATIVE SCIENCE FICTION BECAUSE A GIRL COULD NOT POSSIBLY FIGURE OUT HOW TO USE THE APERTURE SCIENCE HANDHELD PORTAL DEVICE EFFECTIVELY #3063: OPERATIONAL END Mon, 2007 Nov 12 portal _____ .':::::::'. ___ /:::::::::::\____ _ _.''_ /|| ||`.______.-`|| | |\_\\\\____/_ _.-'\\\\ .|-| ||===|| ||===| ||_||||____|_| .-'||||| '|-| ||===||===========||===| ||_||||____|_|`-._||||| \||___||___________||___|_|/ //// `-._//// ) ) _____ ( /`--.._/ .'| ( '. \ ) ( ( './ ) ) /`--.___\ '._____.' / ) /'._______.' LGB /`--..__/ ) ) /`--..__/ DO NOT FUCK THE OPERATIONAL END ( ) OF THE DEVICE `------' #3287: NO FAIR Mon, 2008 Jun 23 portal .-. (/^\) (\ /) NO FAIR .-'-. /(_I_)\ \\) (// / \ I HAD TO PLAY PORTAL AS A WOMAN \ | / \|/ /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\

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