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#774: QUACKERONOMOUS Mon, 2001 Aug 6 word * * ,,, I'M QUACKERONOMOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ____()() } FUCK ME IN MY TIGHT LITTLE ASS ======= ( \\ \ \\____===. ______) ( )\(____ / ___/ \ [%]__ \ //|| // \ ||\\ || ||__^^^ ^^^___|| || ejm97 ||/____\_/----\_/_____\|| | ____________________ || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || #882: ANUSLESS Thu, 2001 Nov 22 word THEY CALL ME MR. ANUSLESS ___ ( _) / (C _-` / _`--'. __ | \ C | | || | |______/"""" jef #1077: A JERK STORY Wed, 2002 Jun 5 best of, word STEP 1. IT IS BEST TO HAVE SOME VISUAL TO JERK OFF TO. IN MY CASE, I USE PORNOGRAPHY. A DEAD ANIMAL SUCH AS A VOLE OR A RACCOON WILL ALSO WORK (THOUGH ONE SHOULD AVOID SKUNKS DUE TO THEIR LEAKINESS), BUT I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THE USAGE OF HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY. YOUR NEARBY WALDENBOOKS OR STROUDS WILL CONTAIN VAST AMOUNTS OF THIS MATERIAL AVAILABLE SIMPLY FOR THE TAKING. FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS TUTORIAL WE WILL SHALL USE YOUR STANDARD LEG-SPREADING WHORE: \2 /\~/\ 6/ \\ )aa \\// \\(= // /\(`;' )/\ //\`\==/'/\\ _/! \____/ !\_ SC STEP 2. FIND SOMETHING TO BEAT OFF WITH. HERE AN ANIMAL CORPSE WILL ALSO SUFFICE, BUT WE FIND THAT A GOOD SET OF MITTS OR INDUSTRIAL GLOVES WILL WORK WELL. AVOID ANYTHING WITH ASBESTOS. BE SURE TO AVOID CUTTING YOUR OWN THROAT OR KILLING A SCHOOLBUS FULL OF NUNS WHILE PERFORMING THIS MANEUVER. ALSO AVOID HAMMERS AS THEY MAKE SMASHY SMASHY. ___ ___ /HHH\ /HHH\ |XXXXX| _ |XXXXX| |HHHHH|/H) (H\|HHHHH| \XXXXX/X/ \XXXXXXX/ ||||||' `|||||| RR STEP 3. NOW JERK IT. JERK IT YOU FUCKING WHORE. JERK IT LIKE YOU'RE A RUSSIAN PROSTITUTE WHO HAS TO REALLY WORK FOR EVERY RUBLE YOU EARN. AS WE LACK A GOOD FACE SPURTING ASCII ART WE WILL INSTEAD USE THIS HAPPY-GO-LUCKY ELEPHANT: _ ,--. ;c),. o}` `._,=, `. / , `. `/L`. )~ ejm /_/\_\ STEP 4. FINALLY, BLOW YOUR SWEET LOAD YOU DUMB BITCH. IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU PREPARE IN ADVANCE (STEP 0) BY CHOOSING AN ADEQUATE RECEPTACLE FOR YOUR SPURT, CALLED THE JERKNAP. THIS JERKNAP IS VITALLY IMPORTANT TO THE SUCCESS OF YOUR ENDEAVOR: IF YOU CHOOSE THE WRONG THEN YOUR SEED WILL BE WASTED FOR ALL TIME AND YOU WILL GO STRAIGHT TO HELL (THE BAD HELL, NOT THE ONE WITH THE PROSTITUTES). ANY GARMENT WILL SUFFICE, ALTHOUGH FEMININE FRILLY THINGS ARE HIGHLY RECOMMENDED IN ORDER TO HELP YOU FORGET THAT YOU'RE ALL ALONE. FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT WE WILL SHOW AN ASSORTMENT OF QUEER SHIT: ___ ___ /| |/|\| |\ /_| ' |.` |_\ | |. | | |. | |___|.__| RR =+=== / |. \ | |. | | |. | | |. | |_/_\___| RR ,==c==. |_/|\_| | '|` | | | | | | | |__|__| RR STEP 5. NOW THAT YOU'VE JERKED IT BUT GOOD, THE HAZE OF ENDORPHINS AND SLEEPY EYES WILL PREVENT THE CRUSHING PRESSURES OF DEPRESSION FROM KILLING YOURSELF FOR ANOTHER THREE TO SIX HOURS. BUY A FALAFEL OR SOMETHING. STEP 6. REPEAT. #1114: RAPE BLANKET Fri, 2002 Jul 12 anime, word _.--_, SLOWLY AS THE SUN SET / ' ('| THE RAPE BLANKET CAME | !. `.\ _.----.=~~`. DOWN LIKE A CURTAIN L_ ~~ ~`. `. /(/ ` |. ,| ' |/\ /`` ' / : ~~`. /\ ,' . `. \, , / `. | .' : / ' | ' || | '| | | | | `_ / `| | | \ \` || __ | | / \, | \. | \ \ \` \\ \ | `/\ /., ; `.| \,-..>--.~`-._>_. \_\ \/| | / `-./ | >' | | \_~ ~7\' '' _,/~: `' /| |-.\_. | `~| \ `,\`T dmp |b| | ,|_/ \ (_ \|\`_\P |P) |~|\\ \ ( \/ ' ~. | | _ ; \' | | | ~T // `. `-...' |-'=-~ \|| -_ _-~ \ \J | T-m....--~ . \ | \J\_| "###"| | J~ ____| `" |.__/-~ `~T |___ |.____ \\\ `---==== ~~-- \`:-. \ / .',' . `-:.\ / _.-;.' ` `- /---~.-~ | DS \ | ~~~~~ / `---\__/\_ _/ ,'|| ~~~ / | \ #1249: DNA EVIDENCE Sun, 2002 Nov 24 word _. _.-----'' `\ __..-----''' `. < `\. '\ :. `. `\ `:. `. `-. `:\ N o `. `+. `:. A s i `. __.===::::;) . r I `: c ___.__>'::::::a:f/' C A `. _,===:::=-'-=-"""'' i d t '-/:::'' '' y MY JERKNAP IS LEAKING DNA EVIDENCE #1325: GESUNDHEIT Sat, 2003 Feb 8 word _____,,,\//,,\\,/, /-- --- --- ----- ///--- --- -- - ---- o////- ---- --- -- !!//o/--- -- -- o*) !///,~,,\\,\/,,/,//,, o!*!o'(\ /\ | ! o ",) \/\ /\ / \/\ o !o! !!| \/ \/ / ( * ( o!'; |\ ` / o o ! * !` | \ , \ o | o 'o| | : ` / * o !*!': |[| , / (o''| `| : , / ! *|'` \|, \ ' !o!':\ \` \ ( ('| '\ `--------/ !*!' '`---------/ o ! * ! ' ` / !o!' ' ` / ( !'( ' ` \ ////\\\,,\///,,,,\,/oO._* o !*!' ' \ ---- -- ------- - -oO*OoOo (o''| ' / -------- ------ 'oO*OoO!*|'o!! ' \ ------- -- - ---- --* oO*OoO *!'| ' ' / --- - ----- ---- - oO*OoO!!':o!' / - - ----- - -- - *--oO*OoOo!`_________/ \\\\\,,,\\,//////,\,,\\\/,,,\,,ejm/AMC THIS SCENE IS TRULY MURTURVITURGICAL #1333: SUNDIAL Sun, 2003 Feb 16 original, word _ | | | | I'M A HOMOGNOMON | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | tQn ___| |___ / |_| \ \_________/ #1602: PONDERING THE HEAVENS Wed, 2003 Nov 12 word __ .--.;_.'-. _., \__.' ;@ '. WHEN I JERK OFF INTO A JERKNAP .'; `. ; __..-"'o WHERE DO ALL THE LITTLE ; ;' ; ;_/ ._.-' SQUIGGLIES GO '. } : / `. _i/v\. ; i',; ( \_.' .(_) ; ' /{ \/ '. .r_.' .'\ ; .' .''-';_ ; ''-. ; / '.`. \ ; '. ; '. '._.; _ ; ; ; \.' '.__.-i ; fsc 'wWw' "wWw' #1835: DYKEPUNCHER Fri, 2004 Jul 2 word z \ss. BONSAI TREE MY ASS THAT'S A DYKEPUNCHER .zzZ/ \Ssss, WHAT'S A DYKEPUNCHER ?????? *POW* SPLIT LIP / / ^ ^ ANYWAY I'M SORRY I HIT YOU PLEASE BAIL ME OUT #1923: DODECAVORE Tue, 2004 Sep 28 word ,;=;+ti: IB+ ,iRX; +Bi ,XB: RV :MX I'M A RY ,BY DODECAVORE VV =R, :Xi I; =R: ;t tX: ,i, ;Y: t= :YiXY ;+ :, :XWWRIiYXBMM; ,YBMRRRBWWWWMBBRRBMt ;+, ,+RWM; ,, +MR ;MR ;MB ;MB, ;BM, ,BM= RMI :BMR tMWM= ,RWWWX, tMWWMBV, =++;, #1967: NAUGHTY BITS Thu, 2004 Nov 11 word .-""""-. / \ ) ` ____.-') I DON'T LIKE THE TERM "AREOLAE" ( _6 _ / AS IT SOUNDS TOO TECHNICAL ( \ _| ) / -._/ I PREFER THE TERM "TIT CAPS" _.--' ( _ / , `-. ) // , \ SIMILARLY "PUSSY" SOUNDS TOO . | ` ___.L\ ,--.\ PEDESTRIAN SO I PREFER TO \`,--'"\.-' '.-' )| REFER TO IT AS THE "COOTER" "'----._ __/)_,-.__. | _ ,--L "' __.-'_/ ) \_/--\____.-' _.-' _-+.--""". .==._-.__/. / _.-' | / `-. ` _/ / .` / \ , `. `--' .' / `-. `+_='^`-_.' __,' `'-..__,-_`==-' .-'' a:f .-'' _.-'\ '-..__.-' -.__) #2114: ANAL BACON Thu, 2005 Apr 7 best of, word . LISTEN CAREFULLY, THIS . . IS ALL I'M SAYING: _________________________ . . THIS STUFF IS NOT REGULAR BACON . . . . IT'S ANAL BACON . . <O> <O> SO YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WITH IT #2117: UNF Sun, 2005 Apr 10 word _ ,'-`. WHEN IN DOUBT, UNF :_ _: ..._ \ _ / _.,, `-.>. _,-`-'-._ ,<,-' : \ / _ `./ ; \ ` '_) / UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE ON A FIRST DATE ??? \ ,| (_, |. / UNF UNF UNF `' | . | `' :_______: YOUR BOSS IS UNSATISFIED WITH YOUR PERFORMANCE | | AT THE JOB AND NEEDS TO HAVE A TALK WITH YOU | | ABOUT YOUR FUTURE AT THE COMPANY !!??! UNF UNF UNF | . | | | | SHE THINKS IT MIGHT BE MY CHILD ?!?!?? UNF UNF UNF | | | | | | THEY FOUND YOUR DNA AND FINGERPRINTS AT THE | | | CRIME SCENE ??!!?!? UNF UNF UNF UNF (AN EXTRA UNF) |___:___| /___/___\ SSt #2187: CONSPIRACY DUCK: THE NEW WORD Sun, 2005 Jun 19 conspiracy duck*, word _ _.-'`-._ _ ;.'________'.; _________n.[____________].n_________ |""_""_""_""||==||==||==||""_""_""_""] |"""""""""""||..||..||..||"""""""""""| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| |.. .. .. ..||..||..||..||.. .. .. ..| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| ,,;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;,;;;,;;;,;;,, ;;jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; o< INSTEAD OF USING THE WORDS JUNTA OR HEGEMONY I'M JUST GOING TO GO HALFWAY AND CALL IT A JUNTEGEMONY #2218: WIKI/BLOG Wed, 2005 Jul 20 blog, wiki, word _ _ (_\__/(,_ | \ `_////-._ _ _ L_/__ "=> __/`\ (_\__/(,_ |=====;__/___./ | \ `_////-._'-'-'-""""""` J_/___"=> __/`\ I'M STARTING A COMBINATION WIKI/BLOG jgs |=====;__/___./ WHICH I'M GOING TO CALL A WOG '-'-'-"""""""` #2272: MOLESTOCRACY Mon, 2005 Sep 12 word ^ | + | THIS IS NO LONGER A CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC | | I NOW DECLARE THIS TO BE A MOLESTOCRACY | | A === ________ /EEE\ |______| //EEE\\ |*( )*| ejm 97 ___//_____\\_____________|O| |O|_______ #2316: WIKIPEDIANS Wed, 2005 Oct 26 best of, wikipedia, word ( ) ( ) ( THIS STEAMING PILE OF SHIT IS MY TRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIANS ) _ ) EVERYWHERE !!!!! KEEP UP THE HARD WORK MAKING UNRELIABLE, ( \_ FADDISH, NEEDLESSLY CONTROVERSIAL, NON-FACT-CHECKED TURDS _(_\ \)__ (____\___)) TO WIKIPEDIANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR AS I CALL THEM WIKIPEDOS #2351: WIPEOUT PURE Wed, 2005 Nov 30 word _n_________________ |_|_______________|_| | ,-------------. | | | .---------. | | PSP: $250 | | | | | | | | | | | | WIPEOUT PURE FOR PSP: $50 | | | | | | | | | | | | DOWNLOADING MAP PACKS FOR WIPEOUT PURE OVER ONE | | `---------' | | OF MY NEIGHBOR'S WIRELESS NETWORKS WITHOUT | `---------------' | ENCRYPTION DIRECTLY TO THE PSP WITHOUT BOTHERING | _ GAME BOY | TO SET UP AN ACCESS POINT: HAW HAW | _| |_ ,-. | ||_ O _| ,-. "._,"| | |_| "._," A | | _ _ B | | // // | WARDRIVING ???? FUCK THAT I CALL IT WARWALKING, | // // \\\\\\ | WARSITTING, WARDRINKINGABEER | ` ` \\\\\\ , |________...______," hjw #2358: SUPERHERO NAME Wed, 2005 Dec 7 word .=., ;c =\ __| _/ IF WE GET TO CHOOSE OUR SUPERHERO NAMES .'-'-._/-'-._ /.. ____ \ THEN MINE WOULD BE "CUNTFUCKER" /' _ [<_->] ) \ ( / \--\_>/-/'._ ) \-;_/\__;__/ _/ _/ '._}|==o==\{_\/ / /-._.--\ \_ // / /| \ \ \ / | | | \; | \ \ / / | :/ \: \ \_\ / | /.'| /: | \ \ | | |--| . |--| \_\ / _/ \ | : | /___--._) \ |_(---'-| >-'-| | '-' snd /_/ \_\ #2513: A PHRASE GUARANTEED NEVER TO HAVE BEEN USED BEFORE IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANKIND Thu, 2006 May 11 word _ _ / | / \ | | /\ \ \| |/ / \ Y | /___ STACK-BASED HANDJOB .-.) '. `__/ (.-. / / | ' | |___| [_____] jgs | | #2525: WIKIPEDIA USER CHANGELOGS Tue, 2006 May 23 wikipedia, word ___ .-v'---`\. YOU KNOW WHAT'S COOL ?!?!?!? KEEPING A CHANGELOG /:/__ : __\'. ON YOUR WIKIPEDIA USER PAGE OF ................. |:/<O_>|<O>|:| YOUR CHANGES TO YOUR WIKIPEDIA USER PAGE !!!!!! |:|\_..J...|:| _|:|\ t----j|:|_ JESUS CHRIST GUY HOW BIG OF A BORING KNOW- /:`.| \ \__/ |.':\ NOTHING LOSER CAN YOU REALLY BE |: | |---: | :| _ \: |.-::.:|-:._:/ /|.' '. / .-' :'x71': `\ ||_ | \/\...---. :---.\ | .` /.'`/ .' ':' '. \\ .'\ .' | : |..:...:|:....:.|\ .' ' | : |\ : /|\ : /'.\_.' .` | : | \---':| `---'\'./|| .' | : | |;: :| :| \/::|.' }==={ |;: :| :| `--' }==={/`'._ \ _\ | : |`'-._`-:|.-'.-\ | : |"":"""""|""":""| | : | : :| : | | : | : :| : | \: |..: . / :..| / < :|- : / |...| :|- : / \_/. :|- :| | :|- :| cjr \ :|- :/ THE WIKIPEDOPHILIA IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE | |- | #2563: FAGTARDED Fri, 2006 Jun 30 word _,,,_ _ /////\\ _ |\ | \|\ _ // e e \\ / `|~\|_/|~\|_) _ (" > ") _ \_, |_)|_) \\.=-=.// \/ ) _ |\ / | \|\ \--\\\7///--/ /\/ _ |_)|~\ |~\ /`--`"""`--'\/ / |_)| \ TWO QUESTIONS / : \ / |\ |_) \ '-.,_ `-' |~\ 1. WHY DO ALL MALE MAGICIANS HAVE TO WEAR `-._/__)======_____, DARK EYELINER AND/OR PUT ON NAIL jgs ((=====)) POLISH AND ACT LIKE FUCKING FAGGOTS _ |`"""`| _// `\,_('> |= | (') 2. WHY DO A DISPROPORTIONATE \~_) |= | ( '-. PERCENTAGE OF PORN STARS HAVE -'= `-...-` _/-_(_)o SPEECH IMPEDIMENTS COULD IT BE THEY'RE FAGTARDED #2593: MEMENTS Sun, 2006 Jul 30 meme, word +------+ +------+ +------+ +------+ +------+ |`. |`. |\ |\ | | /| /| .'| .'| | `+--+---+ | +----+-+ +------+ +-+----+ | +---+--+' | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | +---+--+ | +-+----+ | +------+ | +----+-+ | +--+---+ `. | `. | \| \| | | |/ |/ | .' | .' `+------+ +------+ +------+ +------+ +------+' .+------+ +------+ +------+ +------+ +------+. .' | .'| /| /| | | |\ |\ |`. | `. +---+--+' | +-+----+ | +------+ | +----+-+ | `+--+---+ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ,+--+---+ | +----+-+ +------+ +-+----+ | +---+--+ | |.' | .' |/ |/ | | \| \| `. | `. | +------+' +------+ +------+ +------+ `+------+ RK MEMES OF THE MOMENT SHOULD BE CALLED MEMENTS OR AT LEAST MEMENTOS OR JUST MENTOS (ALTOIDS) #2616: ANIME GIRL Tue, 2006 Aug 22 anime, word ._ __. / \"-. ,-",'/ ( \ ,"--.__.--".,' / =---Y(_i.-' |-.i_)---= f , "..'/\\v/|/|/\ , l l// ,'|/ V / /|| \\j LOOK AT ME I'M AN ANIME GIRL !!!!!!!! "--; / db db|/---" | \ YY , YY// '.\>_ (_),"' __ .-" "-.-." I," `. \.-""-. ( , ) ( \ | ( l `"' -'-._j __,---_ '._." . . \ (__.--_-'. , : ' \ '-. ,' .' / | \ \ \ "- "--.._____t____.--'-""' / / `. ". I'M GOING TO JOIN THE MIRITALLY / ": \' '. .' ( \ : | l j "-. l_;_;I l____;_I cgmm #2635: I DO NOT THINK THAT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS Sun, 2006 Sep 10 word \ | / -- * -- / | \ /') ./') ('\. ('\ /' /.--''./'') (''\.''--.\ '\ :--'' ; ''./'') (''\.'' ; ''--: : ' ''./') ('\.'' ' : : ''./' '\.'' : :--''-..--'''' ''''--..-''--: dp HANDS EVERLONG #2638: GERMANY WORDS Wed, 2006 Sep 13 german, word _--_ / \ ( ** ) \ / | | ........_ ____,,,..--- | |^^*|MMMMMMMMM```-----'''MMMMMMMMMMMM| | | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM| | | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM| | | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM|, | | `|IIIIIIIII+IIYYYYYIII%IIIIIIIIIII| | | |IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII| | | |IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII|, | | `|IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII| | | |:::::::::"::?????::::=::::::::::| | | ,|:::::::::":::::::::::=::::::::::| | | |:::::::::":::::::::::=:::::::::::|? | |'^^*|;;;;;;;;_";:::::::::;=------;;;;;/ | | ```-----''' | | | | | | WHAT DO NADINE JANSEN, BETTIE BALLHAUS, AND QUEENY LOVE | | HAVE IN COMMON | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | THAT'S RIGHT | | | | WHEN THEY START TALKING THEIR GERMANY WORDS YOUR BONER | | MAGICALLY EVAPORATES NEVER TO RETURN | | \\| |// ??????????????????~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ #2643: RAPE BLANKET REDUX Mon, 2006 Sep 18 peanuts, word ,--.,-"";-"-. .-;-/ / / .- `\ .-. ` ( ' ' ` ; `\/ \ THIS RAPE BLANKET IS THRUSTY AND ROUGH \ / \ AND WITHOUT LUBE OR MERCY / (. C . ) | .-. | | _ / (` / | \ /}| | )(\ | `-> (____.| / ||| / \=====| | |\| | |====| \ _/ ` \__/=====| |` `-'======| \ |=======/ | |=======| | .--, THE BLANKET PART IS REALLY A MISNOMER ########\ |/ / BUT THE RAPE PART SURE ISN'T jgs |_|__|| ` `--. ,---;-'--'\ `--. `---`-------'-.___,___.---' #2655: PUMPKIN Sat, 2006 Sep 30 word . // OKAY IT'S PAST MIDNIGHT _.-"""""'//-'""""-._ .', , , , : : ` ` ` `. SO I AM OFFICIALLY A PUMPKIN / , , \'-._ : :_.-'/ ` ` \ / , , :\(_)\ /(_)/ : ` ` \ OR SOME KIND OF MAN-PUMPKIN HYBRID | , , , \__//\\__/ . . ` ` | | . .:_ : : '--`: : . _: ; :| | : : \\_ _' : _: :__// , , | \ ` ` \ \/ \/\/ \_/ / , , / \ ` ` \_/\_/\_/\_/\/ , , / `._ ` . : : : , , _.' I THINK THE PROPER TERM IS MUMPKIN `-..............-' bni #2716: INCONSOLABLE Thu, 2006 Nov 30 inconsolable, pornstar, word , , \y ,--.y/ /,---. )\ WELP TERA PATRICK GOT A STUPID HAIR DYE / (((\\)\ \ AND UGLY TATTOOS AND A FUCKED UP BOOB JOB \ \\-_/ / / \ i i / (_)=(_) ) . ( /\---/\ / )-( \ / / \ \ / ," ". \ SHORT STORY: MY BONER IS INCONSOLABLE / / \ \ hjw /-) (-\ / ^! !^ \ #2720: A TRAVESTY Mon, 2006 Dec 4 word _.---._ /\\ ./' "--`\// THIS ISN'T A TRAVESTY ./ o \ /./\ )______ \__ \ THIS IS A TRAVESTUNITY ./ / /\ \ | \ \ \ \ / / \ \ | |\ \ \7 " " " " VK #2731: AIDSCAKE Fri, 2006 Dec 15 word `'. .`' ` * . : * *| : ' | || ' TAKE A BIG DEEP GAY BITE OF MY AIDSCAKE `|~'||' v~v~v~v !@!@!@! _!_!_!_!_ | || || | || ||| }{{{{}}}{{{ ejm97 __||__ #2754: THE DAWN OF A NEW AGE Sun, 2007 Jan 7 second life, topical, word _ /\) _ _ / / (/\ WANNA CONDUCT AN INTERVIEW IN SECOND LIFE HUH ????? /\) ( Y) \ \ / / "" (Y ) ( Y) _ "" "" (/\ _ \ \ /\) (Y ) / / FROM THIS DAY FORTH WE SHALL HARKEN BACK TO TODAY "" ( Y) AS THE DAWN OF A NEW AGE OF PENISGRIEFING Krogg "" #2829: F.T.Y. Fri, 2007 Mar 23 word ,/ \. (( )) \`. ,'/ )') (`( ,'`/ \,`. (`-( )-') \-'\,-'"`-./`-/ \-') (`-/ /`' `'\ FUCK THE YES ( _ _ ) | ( \ / ) | | `.\ /,' | | `\ /' | ( ) \ / \ / `. ,' hh `-.-' #2836: A NEW ACRONYM Fri, 2007 Mar 30 word ___..)--------)-----..___ _.--"""""..--(---""""(""""-)---.. """".---. '-.__ `"--......_________.....--"` ( \_ """":---.._______________..---:"" ``"""-.`'-._ '--.._______________..--' `'-._`'-._ `'-._: wkm HOW ARE YOU DOING FUCKOT IT'S SHORT FOR "FUCKING FAGGOT" #2865: HOMOTAIN Sat, 2007 Apr 28 word _/\|\_\_ _| .- \___ ________\ / ) o`o__________ [nabis] </ ) _/_ )-.___/ / /\( (/ | (__`'` '` '--.) THIS IS CLEARLY HOMOTAIN #2887: FULLY Sun, 2007 May 20 word _____ _..--'''@ @'''--.._ .' @_/-//-\/>/>'/ @ '. ( @ /_<//<'/----------^-) I'M FULLY DEMURINATED |'._ @ //|###########| |~ ''--..@|',|}}}}}}}}}}}| | ~ ~ |/ |###########| | ~~ ~ ~|./|{{{{{{{{{{{| '._ ~ ~ ~ |,/````````````` jrei ''--.~.|/ #2892: WEBGINEER Fri, 2007 May 25 word . . . * . I DEFTLY FIXED MY PROBLEM BY BACKING OUT .|. THE CHANGES I MADE WHICH BROKE THINGS !!!!!!!!!! | . .-'|`-. | `-.|.-' .-. | `._.' | | * | | | |__ | | /| [__] | | / | || | | | | || | _|_ | | /\ | | _|_| || || | | | /\| | || || | | _|_ ||| | .-.|| |_|| | ||| | | | || |_ ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | FOLKS I'M A WEBGINEER ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | |||____|_|___|_____||_____|__________________________jro #2918: GARK Wed, 2007 Jun 20 porn, word `) _ \ IT'S INTERESTING THAT THE LANGUAGE WOMEN SPEAK (( }/ ,_ WHEN STARRING IN "GAG FACTOR" MOVIES ONLY )))__ / CONSISTS OF ONE WORD REPEATED OVER AND OVER AGAIN (((---' \ ' )|____.---- ) / \ ` ( / ' \ ` ) / ' \ ` / / ' _/ / _!____.-' GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK /_.-'/ \ ejm |`_ |`_ #2920: PLEASE OH PLEASE SAY YES Fri, 2007 Jun 22 word __. . <| ____________ \,'.. | __ ,' `. \ \O \O/ _____ <'__`) )) / \ O/ \O_\OO_O | | ,=------ :o)o)\ | WOULD YOU | \O/| | || | /| / /######## \._/' ___| LIKE TO | | |\ |\/|| /###### _,-`.- \ `-. FUCKLE ?!?!? | /| _ __,--'--__ ,' _,/. : | | | (Y)-'--__,--' ,' ,' \\._/ / | YES/NO | __ :=-::-.-' //)' ,-' _/\ )) \ / ,',_.||||||| ,-'""-._ ((\,-'__] `.____________,' / (_)|||||||,_. / `-. | | | o |||||||(_)| ,,-:. / / \ \___,.|(_)||| o | //,-.\\ ( / \ \_,-+-. (____||-----,.___|,')|(O)| / / \ _) | `._;-----||____,\ \`-' \`.| / `--' |/ )) `' `-`-' \ \/ )) `' #2924: SINBAD Tue, 2007 Jun 26 wikipedia, word -="""--.._ ""--...._\ ,b:--....---. || //'""------"' _.l+----.// .&$""' .'"=.. '. / | | ) \ DID SINBAD WIKIDIE AGAIN _.-'@_.' '@_/ | .' " \ -._,-'^"""^'-, `. ,\""---___ |.. _.--._, \ .-"(,_\_""" _.' ' _,-; '"` ` " """' """' | |__ ,+ |-.`o o'"/| #| oO Oo"./ (#| | "|_, | '|> \ / ALL THESE WIKIDEATHS (FALSE `l ,' DEATHS CLAIMED BY WIKIPEDIA, |,-----||' pjy THE GREATEST SOURCE KNOWN lj lJ TO MAN) ARE BECOMING A PROBLEM o@o o@o " " #2946: BLOGGER GATHERING Wed, 2007 Jul 18 blog, word * * | * * * * * * \|/ * * * * \|O|/ * * * * * * \|O|/ * * * \o\o\o|O|o/o/o/ \o\o\o|O|o/o/o/ (<><><>O<><><>) (<><><>O<><><>) lc '=============' '===========' LET'S HOLD A BLOGGER GATHERING I'LL CALL IT A BLATHERING #3033: DIGITAL THEORIST Sat, 2007 Oct 13 word ,, ;;'} ,""", | \ \_ ^oo^,-----. | `--"` (..) ) )& |___| . ^oo^,-""""`.`| )( ) (( | (..) ) )&( ^..^,-"""-. || ) `--'.| )_( ) (..) ) )& ||_| . . |( )) `--'| )_( ) jrei LL-.> . .. |( )) I'M A DIGITAL THEORIST WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS PERSONALLY I PREFER TO BE CALLED A BUZZWORD MAGE #3097: BLORE Sun, 2007 Dec 16 blog, word _ _{Ss NOT ONLY A BLOG OR A WHORE BUT A BLOG WHORE (BLORE) //\\_/_/\Ss _/_| \_/ \_ pb #3116: IT'S A REAL WORD Fri, 2008 Jan 4 word _ _ //\ /\\ // \______ / \\ // / \ \\ // / \ \\ I'M SELF-DEFENESTRATING // / sSSSs \ \\ //_ / sSSSsSs \ _\\ //`_\ Ss. . s /_,\\ // \` Ss\ _ /Ss , / \\ // / \ \sSs_) (_sSs/ / \ \\ // / \_|_ \ / _|_/ \ \\ \\ / sS\ _^_ /ss \ // \\/ ) ( \// `===========================' drx/ejm #3141: HATERATION Tue, 2008 Jan 29 word _..._ ,' `. DON'T HATE MY HATERATION ,' `. ,' _ ,-. `. | (_) `-' | | > | | ,----. | | /,-""-.\ | `. |/ " ,' `. ,' Krogg `._____,' #3157: POONK Thu, 2008 Feb 14 word ______ (__ __) || mbfh THE WHISKEY CORK GOES: POONK /__\ \ \ \ WHO CARES WHAT THE DUMB COW OR PIG SAYS \ | #3168: ILLEGAL MUPPETRY Mon, 2008 Feb 25 word .----.-----.-----.-----. / \ \ \ \ I CONSIDER YOUR FIST UP MY ASS TO BE | \/ | | __L_____L__ | | | | ( \ ILLEGAL MUPPETRY | \___/ / \______/ | | \___/\___/\___/ | IN THE FIRST DEGREE \ \ / / | __/ \_ __/ | | | | | | | #3179: WERKAHOLIC Fri, 2008 Mar 7 word ____ || | I'M JERKING AND WORK (WHICH I CALL WERKING) ||___| _)__<__ _ _ |____|__|:|___|:|_ | |_.---._|___| _ | o| | | |_o_| | || |/| |\| | |_||____|`\___/'|___| V _/-\_ LET'S FACE IT I'M A WERKAHOLIC fsc #3293: FRIZZ Sun, 2008 Jun 29 word _,,,_ .' `'. / ____ \ I'M PRETTY SURE WOMEN | .'_ _\/ JUST MADE UP THE TERM / ) a a| "FRIZZ" / ( > | ( ) ._ / ) _/-.__.'`\ ( .-'`-. \__ ) `/ `-./ `. | \ \ \ jgs | \ \ \ \ |\ `. / / \ #3302: THE V-WORD Tue, 2008 Jul 8 word ___ //))))) )))@_@) IDLY GLANCING AT WOMEN'S MAGAZINES ON THE ((( = ) MAGAZINE STAND OF GROCERY STORES HAS TAUGHT ))) -(_ __ ME A NEW WORD: VA-JAY-JAY / `-'\\ /,\\\` /__| )y | APPARENTLY DEMONSTRATING THAT WOMEN ARE TOO < \ (\_/ STUPID TO PRONOUNCE WORDS PROPERLY ????? `.\ \ {>>>` | /`-'\____| / c \\ / (C \_ _))\ `-'-._/ \ / /\ \ / ,' `. \ WAIT SHOW ME YOUR BA-BOO-BAYS / / \ \ <\_\_ \ \ `---` (_`-\_ `---' hjw #3326: SPANKONOMICS Fri, 2008 Aug 1 word (\ (\ ,) YOUR SEARCH - SPANKONOMICS - ,) (\ ,) DID NOT MATCH ANY DOCUMENTS. (\ ,) ) , ) ) , ) ', , ) SUGGESTIONS: ' , ) ' , , ) ' , , ) ' , , ) * MAKE SURE ALL WORDS ARE ' , , ) .' , , ) SPELLED CORRECTLY. ' , , ).' , , ) ( , ,( , , ) * TRY DIFFERENT KEYWORDS. ' , ,' , , ) ' , ,' , , ) * TRY MORE GENERAL KEYWORDS. ' . ' ~ . , , ) . ' ` ., ) . ' , * BEAT OFF LESS, FREAK. . ' ` . ' , ,) . ` '. . ." , ,) <` (o) " , ,) `~. .~ ~ ~ " ' . . ` . , ,) LGB ` . . . . . ` ` . ` #3380: ALL THE WASTED EFFORT Wed, 2008 Sep 24 wikipedia, word , LOOK AT ALL THE WASTED EFFORT THAT GOES INTO WIKIPEDIA |\ /\/ \/| ,_ ; \/` '; , \_', IF ONLY WE COULD HARNESS THESE PEOPLES' ENERGIES \ / AND EFFORTS INTO SOMETHING MORE CONSTRUCTIVE '. .' /`. jgs `~~` , /\ `"` OH WAIT WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING OF WIKIPEDOS . `" CAN'T FUCKING DO ANYTHING USEFUL AT ALL THAT'S WHY THEY'RE WIKIPEDOS #3414: OVER Tue, 2008 Oct 28 word ___ ////// (__|_______--/| / /// __/ +--+| |-\| (> )/ WTFO |_|ooo+--+|_| /_ / `-------' |_, // |___/ #3437: GFG Thu, 2008 Nov 20 word __ / `~-, / / ___ { / ,-' `-. ; : / \/ ;' THIS IS GRAPE-FLAVORED GAPE ! | | ,-| ,--+-. \,--. / { / \/ \ | \ / ; ) | /`-.__| | _!_ \ ( | ) ,' `. `-| \ / )/ \ _( `-..-' ! | ,' \ ___ /,-"""-.| | / ,' `./ \\ / | / \ )`-._,-' ( | | | | \ \ / ). / /`-._:-._,-'\ / \' ( ,' `-._,-' | ( / \ | \ ( ) / `+.__| |__,-'; | ( ) | \ / \ / | `-| `-.__,-' / | |`-.__,-' \ / | `-._.-' ) \ / `-._,-' htk #3475: MOUTHAL Sun, 2008 Dec 28 word ____ WARNING: THIS PIZZA IS COMING DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO MY MOUTHAL AREA / \ u u| _______ \ | .-''#%&#&%#``-. = / ((%&#&#&%&VK&%&)) | `-._#%&##&%_.-' /\/\`--. `-."".-' | | \ /`./ |\/| \ `-' / || | \ / VK #3498: THERAPIST Tue, 2009 Jan 20 am i right, word IT'S NO ACCIDENT THAT "THERAPIST" CAN ALSO BE WRITTEN "THE RAPIST" !!!111 AM I RIGHT FOLKS ?!!?!?!?!?! ,-----. WAIT RIGHT YEAH I'M TOTALLY FULL OF SHIT NEVER MIND `T(-)(-) | ,--.| L _____ o88b8o >-`""'\ H (_,-._) | "88P __/ (")___`--(")_/(Q)\__(--. "|._________ (__) \____\ `---' | ' |' | | | | `--' /`----'\ Ojo98 #3502: SERIOUSLYITIS Sat, 2009 Jan 24 word ,------- / --. / ,-"""-. ,-"""-. `. / ,'\dHHb/ `. I HAVE A SERIOUS CASE ,'\dHHb/ `. \ / <>--HHHH--< ) OF SERIOUSLYITIS ( >-HHHH--: > | | ()./"HHP \,' (A SERIOUS DISEASE) `./"HHP\ ,' ,-' `-. () `-...-'. ()`-...-() F() ()J () :: .: Krogg : .;__ ,-"-"""---""" ""--.. /-\/ \/#| || || |`-'##`. |" ,' `-'`-'`-'`. "_\ |_ | ,-.,-.,-. | _- / `.-,-.,-.| ||_|| |,-./\,' `-"""-._/"" "---"""-' #3503: MOFO Sun, 2009 Jan 25 word ,"=-. / _),`'". I THINK IT'S UNFAIR THAT ONLY "MOTHERFUCKER" ( /a( ), ) GETS ROUTINELY ABBREVIATED AS "MOFO" ) C = = ?/ ( )) (_ o-< MORE BAD WORDS NEED THIS KIND OF TREATMENT ) ( `-' \; ( \_ ( | \ ) )| \_/} ,. \ \ \(_;/-|_) (\(\) )/) `._,--/ / ,_ ; o > / `!__!! {`-. / (_) ( (_o)) `={\`-._____/` | ---`-._, )--- `-{ / -=`\ | MAY I SUGGEST "COSU" ------( / |---- `={ -= = _/ / | ( | `\ .-' / FOR UM :__/|\_; {`-,__.'===,_ \ |/ //` `\\ YOU FIGURE IT OUT )(\_ jgs // /_)--` `\= gpyy \_! #3533: DODECAHEDRUPLETS Tue, 2009 Feb 24 topical, word ,,, _,_ _@_ _(_ _?_ >*< _/. .\_ _/- -\_ _/, ,\_ _/' '\_ _/a a\_ _/. .\_ (.\_o_/.) (.\_-_/.) (,\_e_/') (.\_^_/.) (.\_~_/') (.\_c_/.) (.`,.`'.') (.`,.'.'.) (.`'.,'.') ('.,'.`'.) (.'.,'.`.) (.,'.,'',) ('.`,'`,) ('.`,'',) ('.','.`) ('.,'.',) ('.,'.`.) (',.'`.,) ('.`,'`) ('.','`) (.'.,'.) ('.`.,') ('.','') (.'.'.') jgs `--'"` `--'"` `--'"` `--'"' `--'"' `--'"' I HAD DODECAHEDRUPLETS WHY WON'T ANYONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME #3549: INTERROWHAT Thu, 2009 Mar 12 figlet, word ___ _ |__ \ | LOOK I'VE INVENTED A NEW GLYPH: / / | |_||_| (_)(_) THE INTERROWANG #3568: SUPERID Tue, 2009 Mar 31 word _ / \ / \ ____/ _ \_ ____/ \____ \ __/ _ `---.___ / ____/ \____ __/ \___.-- ______------' -.__________ __________.--------' `--------- a88a | a88a ----' | | __________________ ____________--------------- `------- .aa. 8888b ____ Y988P ______ _______.---' `-----_____ _____/ \_ \______ _/ \ \ `-- / | \__ / | \_ / | \ __/ | \_ / | \ _/ a:f IF THERE'S AN EGO, A SUPEREGO, AND AN ID WHY CAN'T THERE BE ONE MORE FOR SYMMETRY YES THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES I'M THE SUPERID #3589: LICKERISH Tue, 2009 Apr 21 word .. c='o|\ _.-7 LICKERISH IS A WORD THAT DOESN'T MEAN cwz ,-( | | |/ ANYTHING LIKE I HAD THOUGHT OR HOPED `-.-' (o)-(o) #3635: DAVID CARRADINE Sat, 2009 Jun 6 topical, word / / , \X/ | DAVID CARRADINE WAS | | AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIAWESOME X` / \ | \ | | \__/ #3702: WOMANINFORM Wed, 2009 Aug 12 word _.._ .gSSS$$$p,ggp. .dSS$$$$$SSS$$SSb. dSS$$$$SSSSSSSS$$SSb dS$$$$SSP^^"""^SSS$$Sb `-:S$$$$S$P "^SS$Sb S$$$$S$$ TS$$$p. :$$$$S$$; TS$$$$$p. $$$SS$$$ SS$$P^" :$SSS$$$;.-=-. :SS$$ /SSSS$$$$ . ,` .-. $S$S$; -':$$$$$$$; "" ', `:$S$$S$-' $$$$$$$$ "' $$S$$S$; :$$S$$$$; :$SS$$S$$ $$$S$$$$$\ ` " $$S$$$S$$. $$$S$$$$N \ ,--, d$S$$$$S$$$$p._. $$SS$$$MMm.j `--' .d$S$$$$S;""^^"" :SS$$$$MMMMMb. .d$$S$$$$SS$ '-'S$$$$MMMMMMMMMmmmMMSSS$$$$SS$; :$mMOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMS$$$S$SS$$'-' __..mmMMMMMMOOMMMMMMMMMMMOSSSS$SS$$; .mMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOMMMMMMOOMMS$SSS$$P .dMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOMMMMMMMSSSP dMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm. dMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb :MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM; MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM :MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM; MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM :MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM; ARE YOU A WOMANIFORM MMMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOM; :MMMMMMMMMMOMMOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMO; OR WHAT IS THE WORD FOR IT MMMMMMMMMMOMMMMOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb :MMMMMMMMMMOMMMMOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM; OH RIGHT MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM M"^MMMMMMM;:MMMMOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM; "WOMAN" : ""^^: MMMMMOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP | ; :MMMMMOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP' SORRY IT'S BEEN A WHILE ; : MMMMMMMOBUGMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM' : ; :MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM : : TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM; | ; TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM | : TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb ; ; TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb : : TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb ; `. 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'(___(_____) __ '. \ : / .' /. _\ '. \ : / .' .--.|/_/__ -----____ _ _____----- _______________''.--o/___ \_______________(_)___________ ~ /.'o|_o '.| ~ ~ ~ ~ |/ |_| ~' ~ ' ~ |_| ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ |_|O ~ ~ ~ ___|_||_____ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ .'':. .|_|A:. ..::''. /:. .:::|_|.\ .:. :.:\ ~ ~ :..:. .:. .::..: .: ..:. ~ ~ ~ \.: .: :. .: ..:: .lcf/ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ARCHIPELAGO IS A COOL-SOUNDING WORD !!!!!!11 PASS IT ON #3794: U.S.O.N.G.A.S. Thu, 2009 Nov 12 word z z Z .--. Z Z / _(c\ .-. __ | / / '-; \'-'` `\______ \_\/'/ __/ ) / ) | \--, | \`""`__-/ .'--/ /--------\ \ \\` ///-\/ / /---;-. '-' jgs (________\ \ '-' WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF NOT GIVING A SHIT #3800: STERNUTATION Wed, 2009 Nov 18 word \\\\\\// \\\ \ I APPROVE OF STERNUTATION \\ <oo) \\C \ \\ __\ jgs / _\':. / _\'..:. :. / ': : : : :. : ' :: : :. . : ' . #3808: TRANSFORMERS Thu, 2009 Nov 26 word ____ __,-~~/~ `---. _/_,---( , ) __ / < / ) \___ - ------===;;;'====------------------===;;;===----- - - \/ ~"~"~"~"~"~\~"~)~"/ (_ ( \ ( > \) \_( _ < >_>' ~ `-i' ::>|--" I;|.|.| <|i::|i|`. BM (` ^'"`-' ") BE SURE TO SEE TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE EXPLODY #3866: GIANNA MICHAELS Sat, 2010 Jan 23 gianna michaels, pornstar, word /\.-./~\ (o//o)| \-._ .-"-. DEAR GIANNA MICHAELS, .~.'~ | | )`-----' \._ (").'/.| | ( /-.\ I CAN PUT ASIDE YOUR RAT FACE BUT (_/-' \_/ | \ | \\ PLEASE DO NOT LAUGH AS I DO NOT \ / / ____.-\ / )) LIKE THE SOUND OF BARKING /\| /_.-' \\ \ (( // || \\ \ \| GARKING HOWEVER ?!??!?!?!?!?! \\ ||' // \\ (/ || _// \\ APPROVED (STAMP) " (_/ (_/ (_/MJP " " " #3876: A TWITTER ACCOUNT Tue, 2010 Feb 2 twitter, word |/ \| -<_/ __ \_>- |\ __ .-. / \\' (\ .-. | \ \|\- _ c ,,) _// | \_ c ,,) > / \_ \__ (__, _/ / \ `-.\_/ -/ / \ \- ' /`-._/ ) `-/ ( -/ _/ ( / \ ) ( / \ ) '-' `-.a `@_/ `-.@ \ | \ | | , /\ | , /\ /`-._/ \ /`-._/ \ | _ \ | _ ) / / \ | / / \ / | / \ \ / _/ / / )/ | | // | / (_/ | / (/ | / | \ || \_) \) S-v I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY SOMEONE HASN'T ALREADY MADE THE TWITTER ACCOUNT "LINUXTITS" IT SEEMS LIKE IT SHOULD BE KIND OF AUTOMATIC DOESN'T IT #3885: WIENER PACKET Thu, 2010 Feb 11 word ||| |||||, \|||||/ /) `|||||/ ,-""//-. ______ |`"""'| ==|`-.//.-'|,-----'======================| P |==== | |---,---, .---,((--------. | A | | | /(_)/ / (()))` ;'", \ | S | `-.____.-' /_ / / /| `;',`;; ,/( \ | T | /(_)/ / // ; ` " ((()) \ | A | .-::-. /_ / / /) "' ;" ; `;"' \`-...-' (::::::) /(_)/ `=//===================' hjw `-::-' / / (/ ----------'---' THIS WILL BE A DELICIOUS WIENER PACKET #3909: SHRIMPSS [SIC] Sun, 2010 Mar 7 word ............ ',_;__;__;___;;;;/// 1. THE PLURAL OF SHRIMP IS SHRIMPS ',_;__;__;__;'''\\\\ | | 2. THE PLURAL OF SHRIMPS IS SHRIMPSS '.________.' DCA #3912: FILF Wed, 2010 Mar 10 word _....._ .--. _.-' `-._ o/o-;;; ( `-._ _.-' ) (_, z) IF THERE ARE MILFS THEN `:-._'---'_.-:' ,,,, _|-' / WHY ARE THERE NO FILFS ????? : `'''`_,-/`-._ /.. ) /\`--/"\ : [_./_ /_ _(_& _P / \_/, | : :`-/(_`_____ _\-'_/___/ /| : _.-: 8 \=__))____/ | : |'_.-: \_ | / F : | : : //`7/ / / : | :.-: (( (( L_______/ : |o : /_>/_> / Y / : |_.-': / / / : : J J J OH RIGHT I KNOW IT'S BECAUSE (`'-._____,-'`) | | | WOMEN DON'T LIKE FUCKING | | | | | | | _J__J__J (_ _) (__(_____) cjr'-..___..-' #3957: JERKNAPS Sat, 2010 Apr 24 word ____ || | ALL THIS DESK IS MISSING IS JERKNAPS AND LOTION ||___| _)__<__ _ _ |____|__|:|___|:|_ | |_.---._|___| _ | o| | | |_o_| | || |/| |\| | |_||____|`\___/'|___| V _/-\_ fsc #4013: FOOTPRINTS Sat, 2010 Jun 19 word ,-. ( \()Oo `-,---. .-. \ | oO()/ ) \ \ NOTHING GROWS HERE EXCEPT FOOTPRINTS ,--- ,-' |_/ | / ,-. / _/ |_/ \_/ ,-. \_/ s-v #4027: V. 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X\/) `. '---' ,' `- \ `---+---' \ | \. | `-------------------+ SUICIDALITY #4065: NECRONOMI-WHAT Tue, 2010 Aug 10 word __ (`/\ `=\/\ __...--~~~~~-._ _.-~~~~~--...__ `=\/\ \ / \\ PLEASE READ MY NEW BOOK: `=\/ V \\ //_\___--~~~~~~-._ | _.-~~~~~~--...__\\ // ) (..----~~~~._\ | /_.~~~~----.....__\\ THE NECRONOMINOM ===( INK )==========\\|//==================== __ejm\___/________dwb`---`____________________________________________ #4084: LIQUID Sun, 2010 Aug 29 word ___ //))))) )))@_@) ((( = ) ))) -(_ __ / `-'\\ /,\\\` /__| )y | < \ (\_/ `.\ \ HERE'S A WOMAN SHOPPING {>>>` | /`-'\____| / c \\ / (C \_ _))\ `-'-._/ \ / /\ \ / ,' `. \ / / \ \ <\_\_ \ \ `---` (_`-\_ `---' hjw _,---. (/_/)))) \c e_e) . \ = ) _| ,-` -(_ |o| / `-'\\ |#{) /__| ._ _)y / < \ (\_/ `.\ ____\ AND HERE'S A VERY SERIOUS BUSINESSWOMAN ,>>> | .==T=T==.__| WITH A BRIEFCASE OR BAG OF SOME SORT AND | | / PROUDLY DISPLAYING A CELL PHONE BECAUSE | |\ AS WE ALL KNOW ONLY REAL PROFESSIONALS |_______| \ HAVE ACCESS TO CELL PHONE TECHNOLOGY IN 2010 / /\ \ / ,' `. \ / / \ \ <\_\_ \ \ `---` (_`-\_ `---' hjw OH DON'T FUCKING GO ALL LIQUID ON ME YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE #4099: TWO WORDS THAT SEEM APPROPRIATE Mon, 2010 Sep 13 word _..--._ ____ __.i---""""\___....----"""" ( ) __..-/ 006 '________....-----"""" fsc / ""---.....___.-" \ TANK RAPE #4101: SOFTWARE VERSION NAMES Wed, 2010 Sep 15 word __________ ________| |________ | / |||||| \ | | ,' `. | | ,' `. | | ,' |||||||||||||||| `. | ,' /____________________\ `. /______________________________\ | | | | | | |________________________________| _ Seal _ |____________________------__| ,----------------------------------------------------, | [][][][][] [][][][][] [][][][] [][__] [][][][] | | | | [][][][][][][][][][][][][][_] [][][] [][][][] | | [_][][][][][][][][][][][][][ | [][][] [][][][] | | [][_][][][][][][][][][][][][]|| [] [][][][] | | [__][][][][][][][][][][][][__] [][][] [][][]|| | | [__][________________][__] [__][]|| | `----------------------------------------------------' QUESTION ONE: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY IN OPEN SOURCE, FEEL THE NEED TO GIVE THEIR VERSION RELEASES PROPER NAMES RATHER THAN JUST NUMBERS, YOU KNOW, LIKE NORMAL FUCKING PEOPLE QUESTION TWO: WHY DO SAID PEOPLE PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS FEEL THE NEED TO CHOOSE REALLY FUCKING GAY NAMES ANSWER: IT'S A TRICK QUESTION, THE ANSWERS TO BOTH QUESTIONS ARE THE SAME: NAMELY, GENERAL CUNTERY ON THEIR PART #4109: AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR Thu, 2010 Sep 23 word .aadddbbbbaa, ,adddbbbbaaa. .ad" "\bbmdd/" "ba. .,d" `"' "b,. .,ad" "ba,. .,amd" __..,,,aaaaaadddddddMbbbbbbbaaaaaaa,,,..__ "bma,. ,am8888ca8"""""'' ``""""8ac88888ma, """""]8a. .a8[""""" "8ba. MOUTHILINGUS .ad8"' `"8bma,. .,amd88"' `"""88bmm==Normand===Veilleux==mmd88"""' `""""""""""""""""""""""' #4123: VOONING Thu, 2010 Oct 7 matrix, word I THINK SPOONING IS SO PRE-9/11 ________ .==. jgs [________>c((_ ) INSTEAD I SUGGEST: VIOLENT SPOONING '==' (THUS THERE IS INDEED A SPOON) #4171: A NEW DISEASE Wed, 2010 Nov 24 word . . |\_|\ | a_a\ | | "] I CALL IT BUTTHOLITIS ____| '-\___ /.----.___.-'\ // _ \ // .-. (~v~) /| |'| /\: .-- / \ // |-/ \_/____/\/~| |/ \ | []_|_|_] \ | | \ | \ |___ _\ ]_} | | '-' / '.' | | | / /|: | | | | / |: /\ | | / / | / \ | | | / / | \ \ | |/\/ |/|/\ \ \|\ |\| | | / /\/\__\ \ \| | / | |__ snd / | |____) |_/ #4180: NIMBR Fri, 2010 Dec 3 word | __________ | _ __ _ | | | /_\ / \ /_\ | | | =|= | // | =|= | | | ! \__/ ! | | | _ | | | ___ ___ //' | | | [___] _ :=| |=: __T_||_T__ |p= | | | ~| =)_)= | | [__________] | | | | | (_( |xXx| \_ _/ | | | | | )_) """"" \ / | | | \___| | | | | | | `========, | | | | | __`. .'_________________| |________|__________lc_| `. .' (____) \ _| |_... .;;;;;;;;. \ (________);;;; :;;;;;;;;;;: :::::::' '::::::::' NOT IN MY BATHROOM #4229: I THINK HE MEANS LUNCHABLES Fri, 2011 Jan 21 word WE'RE HEADED OFF TO THE GROCERY STORE TO GET OUR TWO OLDEST KIDS SOME VAGIBLES ,--. //^\\\ ,;;;, . ((-_-))) (-_- ; /_\ )))((( >..'. .:. .--. |SSt| ((_._ ) /. .| :-_-; /-_-)) _))A ((_//| S || ,`-'. ))-(( `( )`' |___|),;, C \\_/,`I )) \ / | | |`' |___(/-'|___() ,-. )( | | | | | | | | | (-_-) _____ /__\ |_|_| |_|_| |_|_| (\I/\.__|A|R|T| `'' `-'-' `-'-' `-'-' `'-`' `o' `o' P.S. IS THIS FAMILY SUPPOSED TO BE ASIAN OR WHAT P.P.S. SERIOUSLY JUST ASKING I DIDN'T DRAW THIS SHIT #4301: ANGALORES Sun, 2011 Apr 3 india, word .--,_ [' '\. \ `''| BANGALORE ????? MANGALORE ?????? | ,] `._ ]. YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO RUN | \ OUT OF ANGALORES AT THIS RATE _/ -'\ ,' ,' _/' \ ,..-''L_ |--'' '-;__ |\ / .,' \ `--.__,'_ '---- ,-' `\ \`-'\__ ,| ,--;/ / .| ,/ \__ '| / / ./ _-, _| S@yaN \__/ / ,/ " | _/ | ,/ \ / | /.-' \ _/ : | / . | | . . | | '. ; \ / ;\ ' | | \ _| : \_,/ "' : ' ' #4302: AN EXPERT AT SOMETHING Mon, 2011 Apr 4 word ____ I'M AN EXPERT AT PROCASTURBATING \ \ _\___\_ / / " _) / ((\__-_\ / \\ /__| /\\ UUU / / | /,_/ |/|\ |__ /__\____\ gnv #4316: DUMBED-DOWN Mon, 2011 Apr 18 word ,. _ \%`.f ) THESE ARE NO ORDINARY DONGS ;,/ ; >( _,%`. "" `.%`. ( `.%`. ( `.%`. __ ) ) `.%`. \ \ THESE ARE DUMBED-DOWN DONGS ,fx(( `.%`./_/ ;itz%{;= `./ /. "^'` __/\/:/;. \__/ `:/;. `:/;., Krogg`:/ ; `' #4366: LATIN Tue, 2011 Jun 7 latin, word _ // ___ // / \ // WHENEVER POSSIBLE I LIKE TO USE : ==\ <\// THE LATIN PHRASE "IPSE DIXIT" \____/_.-'_}> / `-`\ .//`' :__<_ :/ " BECAUSE IT SOUNDS A LITTLE LIKE /.--.\ | "DICKSHIT" { \></ }/ \ \/ /| `\/'\`. NO I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BUT WHO CARES fsc !___]_] #4378: HANG OUT Sun, 2011 Jun 19 word ,i$$$i. $$$$$$$ I HANG OUT IN THE BIG STALL SO THEY CALL ME HANDICRAPPED #$$$$$# `$$$' $$$ |$$$eeeeee ,i$ |$$$$$$$$$ ,!$$$ |$$$ $$$# |$$$$$$$$$$$i. ;$$$' ~~~~~~~~~$$$i. ,i ($$$. `$$$i.i$' (#$$!. `!$$$! `#$$!. ,!$W! `V' `#$$Wi!. ,!iW$$#' `##$$$$$$$$$##' `!#####!' #4379: COMPANY NAME Mon, 2011 Jun 20 word ? WHY DON'T YOU JUST NAME YOUR FUCKING COMPANY ! /_\ |C_,_/_____| "NANOFAGS" ejm98 | ||:::::f| O+ _/\ AND GET IT OVER WITH f /| | \~\ #4397: QUITTERS Fri, 2011 Jul 8 porn, word uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu u" uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu "u u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$" ... "$... ...$" ... "$$$ ... "$$$ $ $ $$$u `"$$$$$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$ $$$ $$$ $ $ $$$$$$uu "$$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$ """ u$$$ $ $ $$$""$$$ $$$$ $$$u "$$$" u$$ $$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$$....,$$$$$..$$$$$....,$$$$..$$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u """""""""""""""""" u" """""""""""""""""""" I KEEP HEARING THAT DVDA IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE BUT IT SURE SOUNDS LIKE THE PEOPLE SAYING SO HAVE A CASE OF THE QUITTERS #4449: APPOMATTOX Mon, 2011 Aug 29 word ,.., .-//||\\-. / , , \ I LIKE USING STRANGE WORDS WITH STRONG EMPHASIS / ; ; \ TO SUBSTITUTE AS PROFANITY JUST TO CONFUSE PEOPLE /, /| |\ .\ \` \| |/ `/ TRY THIS ONE: \ \ / / jgs \_/||||||\_/ APPOMATTOX `"===="` AS IN "APPO*MAT*TOX THAT FUCKING HURT" #4450: VICTOR SIERRA Tue, 2011 Aug 30 word , _cc, '.())(((c (((((()(c THIS WOMAN LOOKS LIKE SHE'S '(((('_ _' ABOUT TAKE A VAGINA-SHIT `((( \ (`\ - ' ) ( __ _.-' ' `. / , -' \ L ` . \ / ` | `c ) c ) J .\__. `---': | \__ \, | L /`\\\> L | / / J L c ' / \ / /\ \-.__.' .' . |`-___.' a:f : `8P / : .' / ` / .' / .' . .' L ' \` ` #4470: CYBERSPACE 2.0 Mon, 2011 Sep 19 word . . + : . : _ . ! ' (_) ,|.' FORGET CYBERARTS - -- ---(-O-`--- -- - ,`|'`. NOW I CALL IT THE DIGIVERSE , ! . : : " . --+-- .: . ! O!o #4523: ALCHEMOLOGY Fri, 2011 Nov 11 word _..-,--.._ TURNS OUT YOU CAN'T ,`. ,',',' `. TURN LEAD INTO GOLD `. `,/`/ \ BY DOING THIS :'.`: : ____ _ _ __ | |`| | FUCK EVERYTHING _( `.) ( ( )`. : `-' ; _ ( ( ) )) ( ( )) ,\_ _/. (`',' ( ( ) _) `-(__.' '. ```------''' .` '.__)--' .-.. |``-...____...-''| (_)_)) | | ,'`. ___...---| |--..._ ,'`. ,'`. ,' _`.---''' | | " -'..._`. `. /`-._ " " | _ | ```-..`./:::::) `-...||______...-' " /:::_.' " " " _.:.''' " " SSt #4651: MESSIAH APPAREL Sun, 2012 Mar 18 word ____ \ _|__ __)| / CHRIST GALOSHES ejm97 (___| (__ (_-___) #4670: ANTIMOUTH Fri, 2012 Apr 6 gianna michaels, word .-. (/^\) GIANNA MICHAELS HAS KIND OF A RAT FACE (\ /) BUT I'D STILL POUND IT INTO HER TURDCUTTER .-'-. /(_I_)\ \\) (// YOU KNOW / \ \ | / \|/ HER ANTIMOUTH /|\ \|/ jgs /Y\ #4742: FUNYONS Sun, 2012 Jun 17 funyuns, word ____________________________ AAK / /\ / _/ /\ BOSONS ?!?!?!?! FERMIONS ?!?!?!?!?! / / \/ ANYONS ?!!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!? / /\ /___________________________/ / I PROPOSE A NEW CLASS OF PARTICLE \___________________________\/ WHICH OBEYS EVEN DIFFERENT \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ STATISTICS CALLED ***FUNYONS*** #4775: BRAZILLIONS Fri, 2012 Jul 20 brazil, word .''. (~~~~) BOY HOWDY IN MAX PAYNE 3 YOU SURE KILL A LOOOOOT OF BRAZILIANS || __||__ I THINK IT'S TO SAFE YOU SAY YOU KILL BRAZILLIONS OF BRAZILIANS /______\ | |' _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ | |'|o| - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -|| | |'| | || | |'| | . ' . || | |'| | . ' ' . || | |'| | . ' .-'"'-. ' . || | |'| | . ' ," ". ' . || | |'| | . ' /: :\ ' . || | |'| | . 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I'M A BEATOFFIST #################### __/____|__ #################### = = "/ | _____ ____ _ #################### | - D | / __ | / __ \ / ########## ######## |__- | | | | | | | |__| | | | ######### ####### |, |\,____ | \ \_| | | __ | > ########## ######## ,-/|__/ / . | / / | | | | | | | | ########## ######### .' \\/_/ , \ | |_| |_| |_| |_| \_ ####### ####### \\ // _ | \ __/ | ###### # ####### >/ \) ' \_ \ \,/ | ###### ## ########__ _/ \ ) </ >___ _|_ __| ####### ######'---/__o> | / /----------| ###### #######| | \| o- _-__O/ | ###### #######| ---/ /| / ) | ####### #######| /___\/_______/ | ######## #######| /'''/ / | ######## ########| / / / | ######## #########| / / / | ######## ##########| |(_ / , | ####### ##########| \ |(_ > | | \ | \ | | )( | | | \_\, | | |_______|___/\______________b'ger | |+ \/ | /+ \ | /+ / | /_. ' |_____________________ #4843: HYPERPALINDROME Wed, 2012 Sep 26 figlet, original, word A HYPERPALINDROME IS A WORD THAT LOOKS THE SAME WHEN ROTATED AROUND 180 DEGREES LIKE "1961" OR "COCKBALLS" _ ___ __ _ / |/ _ \ / /_ / | | | (_) | '_ \| | | |\__, | (_) | | |_| /_/ \___/|_| tQn #4861: GRUNTLED Sun, 2012 Oct 14 word _..._ ,' `. ,' `. ,' _ ,-. `. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT | (_) `-' | I LOVE THIS JOB AND | > | HAVE ON INTENTION OF LEAVING | ,----. | OR DOING ANYTHING MISCHIEVOUS | /,-""-.\ | OR FRADULUENT OR CRUEL BEFORE I DO `. |/ " ,' `. ,' `._____,' Krogg #4876: ANTIDISNOSTALGIARIANISM Mon, 2012 Oct 29 word __.-.__ _.-' ' ` `-._ .' ' ' ` ` `. ( ' ' ` ` ) |`-,..,.____..,.,--;| I'M SO GLAD THAT THIS IS 2012 |: | :| : | : |: || |: | :| (9>| : |: || AND NOT 1912 OR 1812 OR 1712 OR ANY OF THAT SHIT |: | :|(\) | : |: || |: | :|/\\ | : |: || THEY DIDN'T HAVE CELL PHONES OR COMPUTERS OR |: | /| II | : |: || ELECTRICITY OR TOILET PAPER OR ANY OF THAT SHIT |: |///| II | : |: || |; | :| II | : |: || WHY DIDN'T THEY ALL JUST KILL THEMSELVES /`-!...|____|...!--'\ / \ `--...._________....--' FL #5077: KITTY OPINIONS Sat, 2013 May 18 word \ / \ / | . | THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF YOUR KITTY OPINIONS |----------| |--. .--| | \__/ | | || | | || | _|__ || __|_ ( '-++-' ) ( - .. . ) ( _ -/\ . - ) (. _ )( __ ) (____)(____) .----` || '----. (_________)(____rs___) #5161: HAMBURGERS Sat, 2013 Aug 10 word _.---._ _.-~ ~-._ _.-~ ~-._ _.-~ ~---._ _.-~ ~\ I CALL CHEESEBURGERS .-~ _.; WITHOUT CHEESE :-._ _.-~ ./ "HAMBORINGS" }-._~-._ _..__.-~ _.-~) `-._~-._~-._ / .__..--~_.-~ ~-._~-._\. _.-~_/ _..--~~ ~-. \`--...--~_.-~/~~ \.`--...--~_.-~ DAC ~-..----~ #5165: MOCKS Wed, 2013 Aug 14 word __..--"""-. __.__..--""_..--""| || __..-"""_..--""" | || __..--""_..--""" | || .' __--""" | || |." | || || | || || | || || | || || | || || | || || | || || | || || | || || | || || | || || ______________ | || || |__|__|__|__|__| | || ||_________________ | || _________________|_______ iBook """"""""""""""' || |""""""------......______ """""""-------.......______|| '-----_____ """ """"""---------"""""" | """""-----....._____ | ______-----"""' """"""""" grp ARE WE REALLY TOO LAZY TO USE THE WORD "MOCKUPS" AND INSTEAD JUST SAY "MOCKS" OVER AND OVER AGAIN ANSWER: YES #5280: PALINDROME Sat, 2013 Dec 7 figlet, original, word _ __ _ _ __ _ _ | | __ _ / _| __| |_ __ __ _| |/ _| __| |___ __ _ __| | | |/ _` | |_ / _` | '_ \ / _` | | |_ / _` / __|/ _` |/ _` | | | (_| | _| (_| | | | | (_| | | _| (_| \__ \ (_| | (_| | |_|\__, |_| \__,_|_| |_|\__, |_|_| \__,_|___/\__, |\__,_| |___/ |___/ |___/ tQn THIS IS WHAT WORDOLOGISTS CALL A PALINDROME BECAUSE IT'S BORING AND NOBODY GIVES A SHIT #5300: SKEPTICAL ACTIVIST Fri, 2013 Dec 27 skeptic, word ___ .-"` `"-. .' .-. '. / (/^\) \ / # (\ /) \ | # .-'-. | | /(_I_)\ | ; \\) (// ; ; / Y \ ; I'M A SKEPTICAL ACTIVIST \ \ | / / \ \|/ / OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT \ /|\ / | \|/ | |__/Y\__| {=======} I'M A SCATIVIST }======={ {=======} }======={ jgs{=======} `""u""` #5366: W.R. Mon, 2014 Mar 3 word ___________ [===| _ |====] | |_ || | |_ | || | _||\/| || CHECK OUT MY JERKOFF TOWEL | | | || | || ALSO CALLED A "WANG RAG" ejm97 |==========|| |==========|| '"'""""'"'"'| | | '""'"""'"'"' #5370: MOCKER Fri, 2014 Mar 7 word .".".". (` `) _.-=-. '._.--.-; .-` -' '. .-'`.o ) \ / .-_.--' `\ `;---) \ ; / / ;' _-_.-' ` `;"` ; \ ; . .' _-' \ ( ) | | / .-.-' -` '-.-' \ | .' ` '.-'-\` /_./\_.|\_\ ; ' .'-'.-. / '-._ \` / _;-, | .-=-.;-._ \ -'-, I'M A COCKMOCKER \ / `";`-`,-"`) \ \ '-- `\.\ IN THAT I MOCK COCKS '. '._ '-- '--'/ `-._ `'----'`; `"""--.____,/ \\ \ // /` ___// /__ jgs (`(`(---"-`)

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