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#774: QUACKERONOMOUS

Mon, 2001 Aug 6

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     *                                                
 *         ,,,    I'M QUACKERONOMOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      ____()() }   FUCK ME IN MY TIGHT LITTLE ASS     
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              \\      \                               
               \\____===.                             
         ______)  (  )\(____                          
        /  ___/    \ [%]__  \                         
       //||  //     \     ||\\                        
      || ||__^^^    ^^^___|| ||                       
ejm97 ||/____\_/----\_/_____\||                       
      | ____________________ ||                       
      || ||               || ||                       
      || ||               || ||                       
      || ||               || ||                       
      ||                     ||                       

#882: ANUSLESS

Thu, 2001 Nov 22

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  THEY CALL ME MR. ANUSLESS
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        jef                

#1077: A JERK STORY

Wed, 2002 Jun 5

best of, word

STEP 1. IT IS BEST TO HAVE SOME VISUAL TO JERK OFF TO.  IN MY CASE, I 
USE PORNOGRAPHY. A DEAD ANIMAL SUCH AS A VOLE OR A RACCOON WILL ALSO  
WORK (THOUGH ONE SHOULD AVOID SKUNKS DUE TO THEIR LEAKINESS), BUT I   
HIGHLY RECOMMEND THE USAGE OF HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY. YOUR NEARBY       
WALDENBOOKS OR STROUDS WILL CONTAIN VAST AMOUNTS OF THIS MATERIAL     
AVAILABLE SIMPLY FOR THE TAKING. FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS TUTORIAL WE 
WILL SHALL USE YOUR STANDARD LEG-SPREADING WHORE:                     
                                                                      
                                                                      
        \2  /\~/\  6/                                                 
         \\ )aa \\//                                                  
          \\(=  //                                                    
         /\(`;' )/\                                                   
        //\`\==/'/\\                                                  
      _/!  \____/  !\_  SC                                            
                                                                      
                                                                      
STEP 2. FIND SOMETHING TO BEAT OFF WITH. HERE AN ANIMAL CORPSE WILL   
ALSO SUFFICE, BUT WE FIND THAT A GOOD SET OF MITTS OR INDUSTRIAL      
GLOVES WILL WORK WELL. AVOID ANYTHING WITH ASBESTOS. BE SURE TO AVOID 
CUTTING YOUR OWN THROAT OR KILLING A SCHOOLBUS FULL OF NUNS WHILE     
PERFORMING THIS MANEUVER. ALSO AVOID HAMMERS AS THEY MAKE SMASHY      
SMASHY.                                                               
                                                                      
       ___           ___                                              
      /HHH\         /HHH\                                             
     |XXXXX| _     |XXXXX|                                            
     |HHHHH|/H) (H\|HHHHH|                                            
     \XXXXX/X/   \XXXXXXX/                                            
      ||||||'     `||||||  RR                                         
                                                                      
                                                                      
STEP 3. NOW JERK IT. JERK IT YOU FUCKING WHORE. JERK IT LIKE YOU'RE A 
RUSSIAN PROSTITUTE WHO HAS TO REALLY WORK FOR EVERY RUBLE YOU EARN. AS
WE LACK A GOOD FACE SPURTING ASCII ART WE WILL INSTEAD USE THIS       
HAPPY-GO-LUCKY ELEPHANT:                                              
                                                                      
                                                                      
    _  ,--.                                                           
   ;c),. o}`                                                          
   `._,=,   `.                                                        
       / ,    `.                                                      
       `/L`.    )~                                                    
ejm         /_/\_\                                                    
                                                                      
                                                                      
STEP 4. FINALLY, BLOW YOUR SWEET LOAD YOU DUMB BITCH. IT IS IMPORTANT 
THAT YOU PREPARE IN ADVANCE (STEP 0) BY CHOOSING AN ADEQUATE          
RECEPTACLE FOR YOUR SPURT, CALLED THE JERKNAP. THIS JERKNAP IS VITALLY
IMPORTANT TO THE SUCCESS OF YOUR ENDEAVOR: IF YOU CHOOSE THE WRONG    
THEN YOUR SEED WILL BE WASTED FOR ALL TIME AND YOU WILL GO STRAIGHT TO
HELL (THE BAD HELL, NOT THE ONE WITH THE PROSTITUTES). ANY GARMENT    
WILL SUFFICE, ALTHOUGH FEMININE FRILLY THINGS ARE HIGHLY RECOMMENDED  
IN ORDER TO HELP YOU FORGET THAT YOU'RE ALL ALONE. FOR THE SAKE OF    
ARGUMENT WE WILL SHOW AN ASSORTMENT OF QUEER SHIT:                    
                                                                      
     ___ ___                                                          
   /| |/|\| |\                                                        
  /_| ' |.` |_\                                                       
    |   |.  |                                                         
    |   |.  |                                                         
    |___|.__|  RR                                                     
                                                                      
       =+===                                                          
      / |.  \                                                         
     |  |.   |                                                        
     |  |.   |                                                        
     |  |.   |                                                        
     |_/_\___|  RR                                                    
                                                                      
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     |_/|\_|                                                          
     | '|` |                                                          
     |  |  |                                                          
     |  |  |                                                          
     |__|__|  RR                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
STEP 5. NOW THAT YOU'VE JERKED IT BUT GOOD, THE HAZE OF ENDORPHINS AND
SLEEPY EYES WILL PREVENT THE CRUSHING PRESSURES OF DEPRESSION FROM    
KILLING YOURSELF FOR ANOTHER THREE TO SIX HOURS. BUY A FALAFEL OR     
SOMETHING.                                                            
                                                                      
STEP 6. REPEAT.                                                       
                                                                      

#1114: RAPE BLANKET

Fri, 2002 Jul 12

anime, word

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SLOWLY AS THE SUN SET    / ' ('|                       
THE RAPE BLANKET CAME   | !. `.\  _.----.=~~`.         
DOWN LIKE A CURTAIN     L_      ~~        ~`. `.       
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                        `~T    |___   |.____           
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                           `    `- /---~.-~ |  DS      
                            \   |  ~~~~~    /          
                             `---\__/\_   _/           
                                ,'||   ~~~             
                               /  | \                  

#1249: DNA EVIDENCE

Sun, 2002 Nov 24

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     C          A   `.  _,===:::=-'-=-"""''      
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               MY JERKNAP IS LEAKING DNA EVIDENCE

#1325: GESUNDHEIT

Sat, 2003 Feb 8

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    --------  ------ 'oO*OoO!*|'o!! '        \    
-------  -- - ---- --* oO*OoO *!'| '  '      /    
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   \\\\\,,,\\,//////,\,,\\\/,,,\,,ejm/AMC         
                                                  
                                                  
    THIS SCENE IS TRULY MURTURVITURGICAL          

#1333: SUNDIAL

Sun, 2003 Feb 16

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    | |      I'M A HOMOGNOMON
    | |                      
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/   |_|   \                  
\_________/                  

#1602: PONDERING THE HEAVENS

Wed, 2003 Nov 12

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     _.,  \__.'  ;@ '.    WHEN I JERK OFF INTO A JERKNAP
   .';  `.  ;   __..-"'o   WHERE DO ALL THE LITTLE      
  ;   ;' ;   ;_/   ._.-'    SQUIGGLIES GO               
  '. }  :   /  `. _i/v\.                                
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; ''-. ;   /     '.`.                                   
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#1835: DYKEPUNCHER

Fri, 2004 Jul 2

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            z                                                       
      \ss.        BONSAI TREE MY ASS THAT'S A DYKEPUNCHER           
.zzZ/                                                               
      \Ssss,        WHAT'S A DYKEPUNCHER ?????? *POW* SPLIT LIP     
      / /                                                           
   ^          ^        ANYWAY I'M SORRY I HIT YOU PLEASE BAIL ME OUT

#1923: DODECAVORE

Tue, 2004 Sep 28

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   RV        :MX      I'M A   
   RY        ,BY    DODECAVORE
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       tMWWMBV,               
       =++;,                  

#1967: NAUGHTY BITS

Thu, 2004 Nov 11

word

                   .-""""-.                                    
                  /        \                                   
                 ) ` ____.-')   I DON'T LIKE THE TERM "AREOLAE"
                 ( _6    _ /   AS IT SOUNDS TOO TECHNICAL      
                 ( \      _|                                   
                 ) /  -._/    I PREFER THE TERM "TIT CAPS"     
              _.--'    ( _                                     
             /          , `-.                                  
            )          // ,  \  SIMILARLY "PUSSY" SOUNDS TOO   
        .   |   `  ___.L\ ,--.\   PEDESTRIAN SO I PREFER TO    
        \`,--'"\.-'      '.-' )|  REFER TO IT AS THE "COOTER"  
         "'----._  __/)_,-.__. |                               
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        \_/--\____.-' _.-'  _-+.--""".                         
      .==._-.__/.    /  _.-'         |                         
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#2114: ANAL BACON

Thu, 2005 Apr 7

best of, word

            .                     LISTEN CAREFULLY, THIS           
           . .                    IS ALL I'M SAYING:               
_________________________                                          
         .     .                  THIS STUFF IS NOT REGULAR BACON  
        .       .                                                  
       .         .                IT'S ANAL BACON                  
      .           .                                                
    <O>           <O>             SO YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WITH IT

#2117: UNF

Sun, 2005 Apr 10

word

             _                                                            
           ,'-`.   WHEN IN DOUBT, UNF                                     
           :_ _:                                                          
..._       \ _ /       _.,,                                               
 `-.>.   _,-`-'-._   ,<,-'                                                
   :  \ /    _    `./  ;                                                  
    \  `    '_)       /   UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE ON A FIRST DATE ???       
     \  ,|  (_,  |.  /     UNF UNF UNF                                    
      `' |   .   | `'                                                     
         :_______:     YOUR BOSS IS UNSATISFIED WITH YOUR PERFORMANCE     
         |       |      AT THE JOB AND NEEDS TO HAVE A TALK WITH YOU      
         |       |      ABOUT YOUR FUTURE AT THE COMPANY !!??! UNF UNF UNF
         |   .   |                                                        
         |   |   |   SHE THINKS IT MIGHT BE MY CHILD ?!?!?? UNF UNF UNF   
         |   |   |                                                        
         |   |   |   THEY FOUND YOUR DNA AND FINGERPRINTS AT THE          
         |   |   |    CRIME SCENE ??!!?!? UNF UNF UNF UNF (AN EXTRA UNF)  
         |___:___|                                                        
         /___/___\ SSt                                                    

#2187: CONSPIRACY DUCK: THE NEW WORD

Sun, 2005 Jun 19

conspiracy duck*, word

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      |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI|             
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  ;;jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;         
                                                         
o< INSTEAD OF USING THE WORDS JUNTA OR HEGEMONY          
   I'M JUST GOING TO GO HALFWAY AND CALL IT A JUNTEGEMONY

#2218: WIKI/BLOG

Wed, 2005 Jul 20

blog, wiki, word

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                 (_\__/(,_                                           
                 | \ `_////-._                                       
     _    _      L_/__ "=> __/`\                                     
    (_\__/(,_    |=====;__/___./                                     
    | \ `_////-._'-'-'-""""""`                                       
    J_/___"=> __/`\              I'M STARTING A COMBINATION WIKI/BLOG
jgs |=====;__/___./             WHICH I'M GOING TO CALL A WOG        
    '-'-'-"""""""`                                                   

#2272: MOLESTOCRACY

Mon, 2005 Sep 12

word

       ^                                               
       |                                               
       +                                               
       |    THIS IS NO LONGER A CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC
       |                                               
       |      I NOW DECLARE THIS TO BE A MOLESTOCRACY  
       |                                               
       |                                               
       A                                               
      ===                ________                      
     /EEE\               |______|                      
    //EEE\\              |*(  )*|         ejm 97       
___//_____\\_____________|O|  |O|_______               

#2316: WIKIPEDIANS

Wed, 2005 Oct 26

best of, wikipedia, word

    (   )                                                              
 (   ) (     THIS STEAMING PILE OF SHIT IS MY TRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIANS   
  ) _   )    EVERYWHERE !!!!! KEEP UP THE HARD WORK MAKING UNRELIABLE, 
   ( \_      FADDISH, NEEDLESSLY CONTROVERSIAL, NON-FACT-CHECKED TURDS 
 _(_\ \)__                                                             
(____\___))  TO WIKIPEDIANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR AS I CALL THEM WIKIPEDOS

#2351: WIPEOUT PURE

Wed, 2005 Nov 30

word

 _n_________________                                                    
|_|_______________|_|                                                   
|  ,-------------.  |                                                   
| |  .---------.  | |   PSP: $250                                       
| |  |         |  | |                                                   
| |  |         |  | |   WIPEOUT PURE FOR PSP: $50                       
| |  |         |  | |                                                   
| |  |         |  | |   DOWNLOADING MAP PACKS FOR WIPEOUT PURE OVER ONE 
| |  `---------'  | |   OF MY NEIGHBOR'S WIRELESS NETWORKS WITHOUT      
| `---------------' |   ENCRYPTION DIRECTLY TO THE PSP WITHOUT BOTHERING
|   _ GAME BOY      |   TO SET UP AN ACCESS POINT: HAW HAW              
| _| |_         ,-. |                                                   
||_ O _|   ,-. "._,"|                                                   
|  |_|    "._,"   A |                                                   
|    _  _    B      |                                                   
|   // //           |   WARDRIVING ???? FUCK THAT I CALL IT WARWALKING, 
|  // //    \\\\\\  |   WARSITTING, WARDRINKINGABEER                    
|  `  `      \\\\\\ ,                                                   
|________...______,"  hjw                                               

#2358: SUPERHERO NAME

Wed, 2005 Dec 7

word

             .=.,                                              
            ;c =\                                              
          __|  _/       IF WE GET TO CHOOSE OUR SUPERHERO NAMES
        .'-'-._/-'-._                                          
       /..   ____    \    THEN MINE WOULD BE "CUNTFUCKER"      
      /' _  [<_->] )  \                                        
     (  / \--\_>/-/'._ )                                       
      \-;_/\__;__/ _/ _/                                       
       '._}|==o==\{_\/                                         
        /  /-._.--\  \_                                        
       // /   /|   \ \ \                                       
      / | |   | \;  |  \ \                                     
     / /  | :/   \: \   \_\                                    
    /  |  /.'|   /: |    \ \                                   
    |  |  |--| . |--|     \_\                                  
    / _/   \ | : | /___--._) \                                 
   |_(---'-| >-'-| |       '-'                                 
snd       /_/     \_\                                          

#2513: A PHRASE GUARANTEED NEVER TO HAVE BEEN USED BEFORE IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANKIND

Thu, 2006 May 11

word

          _                             
      _  / |                            
     / \ | | /\                         
      \ \| |/ /                         
       \ Y | /___    STACK-BASED HANDJOB
     .-.) '. `__/                       
    (.-.   / /                          
        | ' |                           
        |___|                           
       [_____]                          
jgs    |     |                          

#2525: WIKIPEDIA USER CHANGELOGS

Tue, 2006 May 23

wikipedia, word

            ___                                                          
        .-v'---`\.      YOU KNOW WHAT'S COOL ?!?!?!? KEEPING A CHANGELOG 
       /:/__ : __\'.     ON YOUR WIKIPEDIA USER PAGE OF .................
      |:/<O_>|<O>|:|      YOUR CHANGES TO YOUR WIKIPEDIA USER PAGE !!!!!!
      |:|\_..J...|:|                                                     
     _|:|\ t----j|:|_       JESUS CHRIST GUY HOW BIG OF A BORING KNOW-   
    /:`.| \ \__/ |.':\       NOTHING LOSER CAN YOU REALLY BE             
   |:   |  |---: |   :|              _                                   
    \:  |.-::.:|-:._:/           /|.' '.                                 
    / .-'  :'x71':  `\           ||_   |                                 
    \/\...---.   :---.\          |   .`                                  
    /.'`/ .'  ':'  '. \\       .'\ .'                                    
   | : |..:...:|:....:.|\    .'   '                                      
   | : |\ :   /|\   : /'.\_.'   .`                                       
   | : | \---':| `---'\'./||  .'                                         
   | : | |;:  :|   :|  \/::|.'                                           
   }==={ |;:  :|   :|   `--'                                             
   }==={/`'._  \    _\                                                   
   | : |`'-._`-:|.-'.-\                                                  
   | : |"":"""""|""":""|                                                 
   | : |  :    :|    : |                                                 
   | : |  :    :|    : |                                                 
    \: |..:  . /    :..|                                                 
    /  <      :|-   :  /                                                 
   |...|      :|-   : /                                                  
    \_/.      :|-   :|                                                   
       |      :|-   :|                                                   
cjr    \      :|-   :/    THE WIKIPEDOPHILIA IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE     
        |      |-   |                                                    

#2563: FAGTARDED

Fri, 2006 Jun 30

word

       _,,,_                           _                               
      /////\\                    _ |\ | \|\  _                         
     // e e \\                  / `|~\|_/|~\|_) _                      
    ("   >   ")    _            \_,         |_)|_)                     
     \\.=-=.//   \/ )     _ |\ /               | \|\                   
   \--\\\7///--/ /\/   _ |_)|~\                   |~\                  
   /`--`"""`--'\/ /   |_)| \      TWO QUESTIONS                        
  /      :   \   / |\ |_)                                              
  \  '-.,_    `-'  |~\        1. WHY DO ALL MALE MAGICIANS HAVE TO WEAR
   `-._/__)======_____,           DARK EYELINER AND/OR PUT ON NAIL     
jgs            ((=====))           POLISH AND ACT LIKE FUCKING FAGGOTS 
         _      |`"""`|    _//                                         
    `\,_('>     |=    |   (')     2. WHY DO A DISPROPORTIONATE         
      \~_)      |=    |    ( '-.      PERCENTAGE OF PORN STARS HAVE    
      -'=       `-...-`   _/-_(_)o     SPEECH IMPEDIMENTS              
                                                                       
                                    COULD IT BE THEY'RE FAGTARDED      

#2593: MEMENTS

Sun, 2006 Jul 30

meme, word

+------+       +------+       +------+       +------+       +------+   
|`.    |`.     |\     |\      |      |      /|     /|     .'|    .'|   
|  `+--+---+   | +----+-+     +------+     +-+----+ |   +---+--+'  |   
|   |  |   |   | |    | |     |      |     | |    | |   |   |  |   |   
+---+--+   |   +-+----+ |     +------+     | +----+-+   |   +--+---+   
 `. |   `. |    \|     \|     |      |     |/     |/    | .'   | .'    
   `+------+     +------+     +------+     +------+     +------+'      
                                                                       
   .+------+     +------+     +------+     +------+     +------+.      
 .' |    .'|    /|     /|     |      |     |\     |\    |`.    | `.    
+---+--+'  |   +-+----+ |     +------+     | +----+-+   |  `+--+---+   
|   |  |   |   | |    | |     |      |     | |    | |   |   |  |   |   
|  ,+--+---+   | +----+-+     +------+     +-+----+ |   +---+--+   |   
|.'    | .'    |/     |/      |      |      \|     \|    `. |   `. |   
+------+'      +------+       +------+       +------+      `+------+ RK
                                                                       
    MEMES OF THE MOMENT SHOULD BE CALLED MEMENTS                       
                                                                       
    OR AT LEAST MEMENTOS OR JUST MENTOS                                
                                                                       
    (ALTOIDS)                                                          

#2616: ANIME GIRL

Tue, 2006 Aug 22

anime, word

         ._                __.                                         
        / \"-.          ,-",'/                                         
       (   \ ,"--.__.--".,' /                                          
       =---Y(_i.-'  |-.i_)---=                                         
      f ,  "..'/\\v/|/|/\  , l                                         
      l//  ,'|/   V / /||  \\j    LOOK AT ME I'M AN ANIME GIRL !!!!!!!!
       "--; / db     db|/---"                                          
          | \ YY   , YY//                                              
          '.\>_   (_),"' __                                            
        .-"    "-.-." I,"  `.                                          
        \.-""-. ( , ) ( \   |                                          
        (     l  `"'  -'-._j                                           
 __,---_ '._." .  .    \                                               
(__.--_-'.  ,  :  '  \  '-.                                            
    ,' .'  /   |   \  \  \ "-                                          
     "--.._____t____.--'-""'                                           
            /  /  `. ".          I'M GOING TO JOIN THE MIRITALLY       
           / ":     \' '.                                              
         .'  (       \   :                                             
         |    l      j    "-.                                          
         l_;_;I      l____;_I                                          
                                                                       
                      cgmm                                             

#2635: I DO NOT THINK THAT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS

Sun, 2006 Sep 10

word

                      \ | /                      
                     -- * --                     
                      / | \                      
                                                 
                                                 
       /')    ./')             ('\.    ('\       
     /' /.--''./'')           (''\.''--.\ '\     
:--''  ;    ''./'')           (''\.''    ;  ''--:
:     '     ''./')             ('\.''     '     :
:           ''./'               '\.''           :
:--''-..--''''                     ''''--..-''--:
dp                HANDS EVERLONG                 

#2638: GERMANY WORDS

Wed, 2006 Sep 13

german, word

    _--_                                                            
   /    \                                                           
  (  **  )                                                          
   \    /                                                           
    |  |    ........_           ____,,,..---                        
    |  |^^*|MMMMMMMMM```-----'''MMMMMMMMMMMM|                       
    |  |   |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM|                       
    |  |   |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM|                       
    |  |   |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM|,                      
    |  |   `|IIIIIIIII+IIYYYYYIII%IIIIIIIIIII|                      
    |  |    |IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII|                      
    |  |    |IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII|,                     
    |  |    `|IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII|                     
    |  |     |:::::::::"::?????::::=::::::::::|                     
    |  |    ,|:::::::::":::::::::::=::::::::::|                     
    |  |    |:::::::::":::::::::::=:::::::::::|?                    
    |  |'^^*|;;;;;;;;_";:::::::::;=------;;;;;/                     
    |  |               ```-----'''                                  
    |  |                                                            
    |  |                                                            
    |  |     WHAT DO NADINE JANSEN, BETTIE BALLHAUS, AND QUEENY LOVE
    |  |     HAVE IN COMMON                                         
    |  |                                                            
    |  |                                                            
    |  |                                                            
    |  |                                                            
    |  |                                                            
    |  |                                                            
    |  |                                                            
    |  |                                                            
    |  |                                                            
    |  |                                                            
    |  |     THAT'S RIGHT                                           
    |  |                                                            
    |  |     WHEN THEY START TALKING THEIR GERMANY WORDS YOUR BONER 
    |  |     MAGICALLY EVAPORATES NEVER TO RETURN                   
    |  |                                                            
  \\|  |//                                                          
??????????????????~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                                

#2643: RAPE BLANKET REDUX

Mon, 2006 Sep 18

peanuts, word

  ,--.,-"";-"-.                                                   
  .-;-/ / / .- `\  .-.                                            
 ` ( ' ' ` ;    `\/    \    THIS RAPE BLANKET IS THRUSTY AND ROUGH
    \            /      \    AND WITHOUT LUBE OR MERCY            
    / (. C . )  |   .-. |                                         
   |    _      /   (` / |                                         
    \  /}|     |    )(\ |                                         
     `-> (____.|   /  |||                                         
      /  \=====|  |   |\|                                         
      |   |====|  \ _/  `                                         
      \__/=====|  |`                                              
      `-'======|  \                                               
       |=======/   |                                              
       |=======|   | .--,   THE BLANKET PART IS REALLY A MISNOMER 
       ########\   |/  /     BUT THE RAPE PART SURE ISN'T         
jgs      |_|__||   `   `--.                                       
     ,---;-'--'\          `--.                                    
    `---`-------'-.___,___.---'                                   

#2655: PUMPKIN

Sat, 2006 Sep 30

word

                .                                                    
               //              OKAY IT'S PAST MIDNIGHT               
     _.-"""""'//-'""""-._                                            
   .', ,  , , : : ` ` `  `.     SO I AM OFFICIALLY A PUMPKIN         
  / , , \'-._ : :_.-'/ ` ` \                                         
 / , ,  :\(_)\  /(_)/ : ` ` \    OR SOME KIND OF MAN-PUMPKIN HYBRID  
| , ,  ,  \__//\\__/ . . ` ` |                                       
| . .:_  : : '--`: : . _: ; :|                                       
| : : \\_  _' : _: :__// , , |                                       
 \ ` ` \ \/ \/\/ \_/  / , , /                                        
  \ ` ` \_/\_/\_/\_/\/ , , /                                         
   `._ ` . :  :  :  , , _.'        I THINK THE PROPER TERM IS MUMPKIN
      `-..............-' bni                                         

#2716: INCONSOLABLE

Thu, 2006 Nov 30

inconsolable, pornstar, word

         ,        ,                                               
         \y ,--.y/                                                
         /,---. )\      WELP TERA PATRICK GOT A STUPID HAIR DYE   
        / (((\\)\ \      AND UGLY TATTOOS AND A FUCKED UP BOOB JOB
        \ \\-_/ / /                                               
         \ i   i /                                                
          (_)=(_)                                                 
           ) . (                                                  
          /\---/\                                                 
         /  )-(  \                                                
        /  /   \  \                                               
       / ,"     ". \     SHORT STORY: MY BONER IS INCONSOLABLE    
      / /         \ \                                             
hjw  /-)           (-\                                            
    / ^!           !^ \                                           

#2720: A TRAVESTY

Mon, 2006 Dec 4

word

       _.---._    /\\                            
    ./'       "--`\//    THIS ISN'T A TRAVESTY   
  ./              o \                            
 /./\  )______   \__ \     THIS IS A TRAVESTUNITY
./  / /\ \   | \ \  \ \                          
   / /  \ \  | |\ \  \7                          
    "     "    "  "        VK                    

#2731: AIDSCAKE

Fri, 2006 Dec 15

word

            `'.                                             
       .`' ` * .                                            
      :  *  *|  :                                           
       ' |  || '     TAKE A BIG DEEP GAY BITE OF MY AIDSCAKE
        `|~'||'                                             
        v~v~v~v                                             
        !@!@!@!                                             
       _!_!_!_!_                                            
      |  ||    ||                                           
      |  ||   |||                                           
      }{{{{}}}{{{                                           
ejm97   __||__                                              

#2754: THE DAWN OF A NEW AGE

Sun, 2007 Jan 7

second life, topical, word

         _                                                             
        /\) _                                                          
   _   / / (/\      WANNA CONDUCT AN INTERVIEW IN SECOND LIFE HUH ?????
  /\) ( Y)  \ \                                                        
 / /   ""   (Y )                                                       
( Y)  _      ""                                                        
 ""  (/\       _                                                       
      \ \     /\)                                                      
      (Y )   / /    FROM THIS DAY FORTH WE SHALL HARKEN BACK TO TODAY  
       ""   ( Y)    AS THE DAWN OF A NEW AGE OF PENISGRIEFING          
 Krogg       ""                                                        

#2829: F.T.Y.

Fri, 2007 Mar 23

word

  ,/         \.                   
 ((           ))                  
  \`.       ,'/                   
   )')     (`(                    
 ,'`/       \,`.                  
(`-(         )-')                 
 \-'\,-'"`-./`-/                  
  \-')     (`-/                   
  /`'       `'\       FUCK THE YES
 (  _       _  )                  
 | ( \     / ) |                  
 |  `.\   /,'  |                  
 |    `\ /'    |                  
 (             )                  
  \           /                   
   \         /                    
    `.     ,'                     
hh    `-.-'                       

#2836: A NEW ACRONYM

Fri, 2007 Mar 30

word

          ___..)--------)-----..___                          
 _.--"""""..--(---""""(""""-)---.. """".---.                 
'-.__   `"--......_________.....--"`  (     \_               
     """":---.._______________..---:"" ``"""-.`'-._          
          '--.._______________..--'           `'-._`'-._     
                                                   `'-._: wkm
         HOW ARE YOU DOING FUCKOT                            
                                                             
      IT'S SHORT FOR "FUCKING FAGGOT"                        

#2865: HOMOTAIN

Sat, 2007 Apr 28

word

          _/\|\_\_                            
        _| .-     \___                        
________\ /    )     o`o__________  [nabis]   
        </ ) _/_ )-.___/                      
       /  /\(  (/                             
       | (__`'` '`                            
        '--.)         THIS IS CLEARLY HOMOTAIN

#2887: FULLY

Sun, 2007 May 20

word

             _____                                    
     _..--'''@   @'''--.._                            
   .'   @_/-//-\/>/>'/ @  '.                          
  (  @  /_<//<'/----------^-)    I'M FULLY DEMURINATED
  |'._  @     //|###########|                         
  |~  ''--..@|',|}}}}}}}}}}}|                         
  |  ~   ~   |/ |###########|                         
  | ~~  ~   ~|./|{{{{{{{{{{{|                         
   '._ ~ ~ ~ |,/`````````````                         
jrei  ''--.~.|/                                       

#2892: WEBGINEER

Fri, 2007 May 25

word

     . .                                                       
    . * .          I DEFTLY FIXED MY PROBLEM BY BACKING OUT    
     .|.       THE CHANGES I MADE WHICH BROKE THINGS !!!!!!!!!!
      |      .                                                 
   .-'|`-.   |                                                 
   `-.|.-'  .-.                                                
      |    `._.'                                               
      |      |     *                                           
     | |     |     |__                                         
     | |    /|     [__]                                        
     | |   / |      ||                                         
    |   |  | |      ||                                         
    |  _|_ | | /\  |  |                                        
   _|_|   || ||  | |  |                                        
/\|    |  || ||  | | _|_                                       
|||    |  .-.||  |_||   |                                      
|||    | |   |     ||   |_                                     
|||    | |   |     ||     |                                    
|||    | |   |     ||     |                                    
|||    | |   |     ||     |                                    
|||    | |   |     ||     |                                    
|||    | |   |     ||     |    FOLKS I'M A WEBGINEER           
|||    | |   |     ||     |                                    
|||    | |   |     ||     |                                    
|||    | |   |     ||     |                                    
|||____|_|___|_____||_____|__________________________jro       

#2918: GARK

Wed, 2007 Jun 20

porn, word

            `)                                                           
           _ \        IT'S INTERESTING THAT THE LANGUAGE WOMEN SPEAK     
         (( }/  ,_     WHEN STARRING IN "GAG FACTOR" MOVIES ONLY         
         )))__ /        CONSISTS OF ONE WORD REPEATED OVER AND OVER AGAIN
        (((---'                                                          
          \ '                                                            
           )|____.---- )                                                 
          / \ `       (                                                  
         / ' \ `      )                                                  
        /  '  \  `   /                                                   
       /   '       _/                                                    
      /   _!____.-'     GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK     
     /_.-'/    \                                                         
ejm     |`_    |`_                                                       

#2920: PLEASE OH PLEASE SAY YES

Fri, 2007 Jun 22

word

    __. .    <|                                    ____________    
   \,'..      |                  __              ,'            `.  
    \          \O \O/    _____ <'__`)   ))      /                \ 
   O/ \O_\OO_O  |  |  ,=------ :o)o)\          |    WOULD YOU     |
\O/|   |  || | /| /  /########  \._/'       ___|     LIKE TO      |
 | |\  |\/||        /######  _,-`.-  \       `-.   FUCKLE ?!?!?   |
/|        _   __,--'--__   ,' _,/. : |         |                  |
         (Y)-'--__,--'   ,' ,' \\._/ /         |      YES/NO      |
    __ :=-::-.-'        //)'   ,-' _/\   ))     \                / 
  ,',_.|||||||     ,-'""-._  ((\,-'__]           `.____________,'  
 /  (_)|||||||,_. /        `-.  |    |                             
 |   o |||||||(_)|   ,,-:.     /  /  \                             
 \___,.|(_)||| o |  //,-.\\   (  / \  \_,-+-.                      
(____||-----,.___|,')|(O)|    / /   \    _) |                      
   `._;-----||____,\ \`-' \`.| /     `--' |/   ))                  
            `'      `-`-'  \ \/   ))                               
                            `'                                     

#2924: SINBAD

Tue, 2007 Jun 26

wikipedia, word

         -="""--.._                                                     
          ""--...._\        ,b:--....---.                               
                   ||      //'""------"'                                
                 _.l+----.//                                            
             .&$""' .'"=.. '.                                           
              /  |  |   )    \      DID SINBAD WIKIDIE AGAIN            
          _.-'@_.'  '@_/      |                                         
        .'             "       \                                        
  -._,-'^"""^'-,               `.                                       
    ,\""---___ |..    _.--._,    \                                      
.-"(,_\_""" _.' ' _,-;    '"`    `                                      
    "   """'  """'  |             |__                                   
                   ,+             |-.`o                                 
                o'"/|            #|  oO                                 
                Oo"./           (#|                                     
                   |             "|_,                                   
                   |              '|>                                   
                   \             /     ALL THESE WIKIDEATHS (FALSE      
                    `l         ,'       DEATHS CLAIMED BY WIKIPEDIA,    
                     |,-----||' pjy      THE GREATEST SOURCE KNOWN      
                    lj      lJ            TO MAN) ARE BECOMING A PROBLEM
                   o@o      o@o                                         
                    "        "                                          

#2946: BLOGGER GATHERING

Wed, 2007 Jul 18

blog, word

                               *               
                             * | *             
       * * * *              * \|/ *            
  * * * \|O|/ * * *    * * * \|O|/ * * *       
   \o\o\o|O|o/o/o/      \o\o\o|O|o/o/o/        
   (<><><>O<><><>)      (<><><>O<><><>)      lc
   '============='       '==========='         
                                               
LET'S HOLD A BLOGGER GATHERING                 
                                               
   I'LL CALL IT A BLATHERING                   

#3033: DIGITAL THEORIST

Sat, 2007 Oct 13

word

         ,,                                                 
        ;;'}                                                
       ,""",                                                
       | \ \_                       ^oo^,-----.             
       |  `--"`                    (..) )      )&           
       |___|       .        ^oo^,-""""`.`| )( )             
       ((  |               (..) )       )&( ^..^,-"""-.     
        || )                `--'.| )_( )   (..) )      )&   
        ||_|            . .      |(   ))    `--'| )_( )     
jrei    LL-.>          . ..                     |(   ))     
                                                            
            I'M A DIGITAL THEORIST                          
                                                            
              WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS                  
                                                            
            PERSONALLY I PREFER TO BE CALLED A BUZZWORD MAGE

#3097: BLORE

Sun, 2007 Dec 16

blog, word

    _   _{Ss        NOT ONLY A BLOG OR A WHORE BUT A BLOG WHORE (BLORE)
  //\\_/_/\Ss                                                          
_/_| \_/   \_  pb                                                      

#3116: IT'S A REAL WORD

Fri, 2008 Jan 4

word

             _           _                               
            //\         /\\                              
           //  \______ /  \\                             
          //   /       \   \\                            
         //   /         \   \\    I'M SELF-DEFENESTRATING
        //   /   sSSSs   \   \\                          
       //_  /   sSSSsSs   \  _\\                         
      //`_\     Ss. . s     /_,\\                        
     //   \`   Ss\ _ /Ss  , /   \\                       
    //   / \ \sSs_) (_sSs/ / \   \\                      
   //   /   \_|_  \ /  _|_/   \   \\                     
   \\  /      sS\ _^_ /ss      \  //                     
    \\/          )   (          \//                      
     `==========================='                       
                                                         
drx/ejm                                                  

#3141: HATERATION

Tue, 2008 Jan 29

word

          _..._                              
        ,'     `.    DON'T HATE MY HATERATION
      ,'         `.                          
    ,'    _   ,-.  `.                        
    |    (_)  `-'   |                        
    |        >      |                        
    |     ,----.    |                        
    |    /,-""-.\   |                        
    `.  |/      "  ,'                        
      `.         ,'                          
Krogg   `._____,'                            

#3157: POONK

Thu, 2008 Feb 14

word

 ______                                                
(__  __)                                               
   || mbfh      THE WHISKEY CORK GOES: POONK           
  /__\                                                 
   \                                                   
   \                                                   
   \            WHO CARES WHAT THE DUMB COW OR PIG SAYS
   \                                                   
   |                                                   

#3168: ILLEGAL MUPPETRY

Mon, 2008 Feb 25

word

  .----.-----.-----.-----.                                             
 /      \     \     \     \        I CONSIDER YOUR FIST UP MY ASS TO BE
|  \/    |     |   __L_____L__                                         
|   |    |     |  (           \     ILLEGAL MUPPETRY                   
|    \___/    /    \______/    |                                       
|        \___/\___/\___/       |     IN THE FIRST DEGREE               
 \      \     /               /                                        
  |                        __/                                         
   \_                   __/                                            
    |        |         |                                               
    |                  |                                               
    |                  |                                               

#3179: WERKAHOLIC

Fri, 2008 Mar 7

word

       ____                                              
      ||   |  I'M JERKING AND WORK (WHICH I CALL WERKING)
      ||___|                                             
      _)__<__  _     _                                   
      |____|__|:|___|:|_                                 
      |    |_.---._|___|                                 
    _ |   o| |   | |_o_|                                 
   | ||    |/|   |\|   |                                 
   |_||____|`\___/'|___|                                 
               V                                         
             _/-\_   LET'S FACE IT I'M A WERKAHOLIC      
fsc                                                      

#3293: FRIZZ

Sun, 2008 Jun 29

word

           _,,,_                                
         .'     `'.                             
        /     ____ \      I'M PRETTY SURE WOMEN 
       |    .'_  _\/       JUST MADE UP THE TERM
       /    ) a  a|         "FRIZZ"             
      /    (    > |                             
     (      ) ._  /                             
     )    _/-.__.'`\                            
    (  .-'`-.   \__ )                           
     `/      `-./  `.                           
      |    \      \  \                          
jgs   |     \   \  \  \                         
      |\     `. /  /   \                        

#3302: THE V-WORD

Tue, 2008 Jul 8

word

      ___                                                           
    //)))))                                                         
    )))@_@)             IDLY GLANCING AT WOMEN'S MAGAZINES ON THE   
   (((  = )              MAGAZINE STAND OF GROCERY STORES HAS TAUGHT
    ))) -(_   __          ME A NEW WORD: VA-JAY-JAY                 
   /   `-'\\ /,\\\`                                                 
  /__|     )y |         APPARENTLY DEMONSTRATING THAT WOMEN ARE TOO 
  < \     (\_/           STUPID TO PRONOUNCE WORDS PROPERLY ?????   
   `.\     \                                                        
   {>>>`   |                                                        
  /`-'\____|                                                        
 /   c \\ /                                                         
(C \_ _))\                                                          
 `-'-._/  \                                                         
    /  /\  \                                                        
   / ,'  `. \             WAIT SHOW ME YOUR BA-BOO-BAYS             
  / /      \ \                                                      
 <\_\_      \ \                                                     
  `---`    (_`-\_                                                   
             `---' hjw                                              

#3326: SPANKONOMICS

Fri, 2008 Aug 1

word

                                (\                                       
                 (\              ,)    YOUR SEARCH - SPANKONOMICS -      
                  ,)           (\ ,)    DID NOT MATCH ANY DOCUMENTS.     
                (\ ,)           ) , )                                    
                 ) , )          ', , )    SUGGESTIONS:                   
                 '  , )        '  , , )                                  
                 ' , , )      '    , , )     * MAKE SURE ALL WORDS ARE   
                 '  , , )   .'     , , )       SPELLED CORRECTLY.        
                '    , , ).'       , , )                                 
               (      , ,(        , , )      * TRY DIFFERENT KEYWORDS.   
                '     , ,'       , , )                                   
                 '   , ,'       , , )        * TRY MORE GENERAL KEYWORDS.
                  '  . ' ~ .   , , )                                     
                  . '        ` ., )    . ' ,     * BEAT OFF LESS, FREAK. 
               . '                ` . '   , ,)                           
   . ` '. . ."                             , ,)                          
<` (o)       "                             , ,)                          
  `~. .~ ~ ~ " ' .                . ` .   , ,) LGB                       
                   ` . . . .  . `       ` . `                            

#3380: ALL THE WASTED EFFORT

Wed, 2008 Sep 24

wikipedia, word

          ,             LOOK AT ALL THE WASTED EFFORT THAT GOES INTO WIKIPEDIA
  |\   /\/ \/|   ,_                                                           
  ; \/`     '; , \_',    IF ONLY WE COULD HARNESS THESE PEOPLES' ENERGIES     
   \        /            AND EFFORTS INTO SOMETHING MORE CONSTRUCTIVE         
    '.    .'    /`.                                                           
jgs   `~~` , /\ `"`     OH WAIT WHAT THE FUCK AM I THINKING OF WIKIPEDOS      
          .  `"         CAN'T FUCKING DO ANYTHING USEFUL AT ALL               
                                                                              
                       THAT'S WHY THEY'RE WIKIPEDOS                           

#3414: OVER

Tue, 2008 Oct 28

word

   ___             //////         
  (__|_______--/| /   ///         
  __/  +--+| |-\| (>   )/     WTFO
|_|ooo+--+|_|    /_    /          
  `-------'       |_, //          
                  |___/           

#3437: GFG

Thu, 2008 Nov 20

word

                    __                                
                   /  `~-,                            
                  /     /                             
         ___     {     /                              
      ,-'   `-.  ;    :                               
     /         \/    ;'    THIS IS GRAPE-FLAVORED GAPE
    !           |   |                                 
  ,-|        ,--+-. \,--.                             
 /  {       /      \/    \                            
 |   \     /        ;     )                           
 |   /`-.__|        |    _!_                          
 \  (      |        )  ,'   `.                        
  `-|       \      / )/       \                       
   _(        `-..-'  !         |                      
 ,'  \  ___  /,-"""-.|         |                      
/     ,'   `./       \\       /                       
|    /       \        )`-._,-'                        
(    |       |        |    |                          
 \   \       /        ).  /                           
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(        ,'   `-._,-'    |                            
(       /        \       |                            
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   |   (          )     |                             
   \  / \        /      |                             
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      |       |`-.__,-'                               
      \       /   |                                   
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         \       /                                    
          `-._,-' htk                                 

#3475: MOUTHAL

Sun, 2008 Dec 28

word

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/    \			                                                                  
  u  u|      _______                                                       
    \ |  .-''#%&#&%#``-.                                                   
   = /  ((%&#&#&%&VK&%&))                                                  
    |    `-._#%&##&%_.-'                                                   
 /\/\`--.   `-."".-'                                                       
 |  |    \   /`./                                                          
 |\/|  \  `-'  /                                                           
 || |   \     /            VK                                              

#3498: THERAPIST

Tue, 2009 Jan 20

am i right, word

          IT'S NO ACCIDENT THAT "THERAPIST"                       
           CAN ALSO BE WRITTEN "THE RAPIST" !!!111                
                                                                  
             AM I RIGHT FOLKS ?!!?!?!?!?!                         
                                                                  
   ,-----.     WAIT RIGHT YEAH I'M TOTALLY FULL OF SHIT NEVER MIND
  `T(-)(-)                                                        
   | ,--.|    L  _____   o88b8o                                   
   >-`""'\    H (_,-._)  | "88P                                   
__/ (")___`--(")_/(Q)\__(--. "|._________                         
(__)  \____\     `---'   | '  |'                                  
|  |                     |    |                                   
`--'                    /`----'\ Ojo98                            

#3502: SERIOUSLYITIS

Sat, 2009 Jan 24

word

                      ,-------                            
                     /                                    
         --.        /   ,-"""-.                           
   ,-"""-.  `.     /  ,'\dHHb/ `.    I HAVE A SERIOUS CASE
 ,'\dHHb/ `.  \   /  <>--HHHH--< )   OF SERIOUSLYITIS     
( >-HHHH--: >  | |   ()./"HHP \,'    (A SERIOUS DISEASE)  
 `./"HHP\ ,' ,-' `-. () `-...-'.                          
 ()`-...-()  F() ()J          ()                          
              :: .:                                       
Krogg          : .;__                                     
      ,-"-"""---"""  ""--..                               
     /-\/ \/#| || || |`-'##`.                             
    |"   ,'  `-'`-'`-'`.   "_\                            
    |_   |   ,-.,-.,-.  | _- /                            
    `.-,-.,-.| ||_|| |,-./\,'                             
      `-"""-._/"" "---"""-'                               

#3503: MOFO

Sun, 2009 Jan 25

word

    ,"=-.                                                              
   /    _),`'".     I THINK IT'S UNFAIR THAT ONLY "MOTHERFUCKER"       
  (   /a( ),   )     GETS ROUTINELY ABBREVIATED AS "MOFO"              
  )  C  = =  ?/                                                        
 (  )) (_  o-<        MORE BAD WORDS NEED THIS KIND OF TREATMENT       
 ) ( `-' \; ( \_                                                       
(  | \ ) )|  \_/}                             ,.                       
 \  \  \(_;/-|_)                             (\(\)                     
  )/) `._,--/ /             ,_              ;  o >                     
   /     `!__!!              {`-.          /  (_)                      
  (       (_o))              `={\`-._____/`   |                        
---`-._,      )---            `-{ /    -=`\   |   MAY I SUGGEST "COSU" 
 ------(   /  |----            `={  -= = _/   /                        
       |   (  |                   `\  .-'   /       FOR UM             
       :__/|\_;                    {`-,__.'===,_                       
         \ |/                     //`        `\\      YOU FIGURE IT OUT
          )(\_             jgs   //                                    
         /_)--`                 `\=                                    
 gpyy    \_!                                                           

#3533: DODECAHEDRUPLETS

Tue, 2009 Feb 24

topical, word

    ,,,        _,_        _@_        _(_        _?_        >*<    
  _/. .\_    _/- -\_    _/, ,\_    _/' '\_    _/a a\_    _/. .\_  
 (.\_o_/.)  (.\_-_/.)  (,\_e_/')  (.\_^_/.)  (.\_~_/')  (.\_c_/.) 
 (.`,.`'.') (.`,.'.'.) (.`'.,'.') ('.,'.`'.) (.'.,'.`.) (.,'.,'',)
  ('.`,'`,)  ('.`,'',)  ('.','.`)  ('.,'.',)  ('.,'.`.)  (',.'`.,)
   ('.`,'`)   ('.','`)   (.'.,'.)   ('.`.,')   ('.','')   (.'.'.')
jgs `--'"`     `--'"`     `--'"`     `--'"'     `--'"'     `--'"' 
                                                                  
                     I HAD DODECAHEDRUPLETS                       
               WHY WON'T ANYONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME               

#3549: INTERROWHAT

Thu, 2009 Mar 12

figlet, word

 ___ _                                    
|__ \ |    LOOK I'VE INVENTED A NEW GLYPH:
  / / |                                   
 |_||_|                                   
 (_)(_)    THE INTERROWANG                

#3568: SUPERID

Tue, 2009 Mar 31

word

                                                 _                
                                                /                 
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                       \                  ____/                   
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                       \___.--    ______------'                   
                                                                  
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                               |                                  
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                      ____   Y988P ______                         
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                        /      |      \__                         
                       /       |         \_                       
                      /        |           \                      
                   __/         |            \_                    
                  /            |              \                   
                _/            a:f                                 
                                                                  
                                                                  
    IF THERE'S AN EGO, A SUPEREGO, AND AN ID                      
                                                                  
      WHY CAN'T THERE BE ONE MORE FOR SYMMETRY                    
                                                                  
        YES                                                       
                                                                  
          THAT'S RIGHT BITCHES                                    
                                                                  
            I'M THE SUPERID                                       

#3589: LICKERISH

Tue, 2009 Apr 21

word

          ..                                               
       c='o|\ _.-7    LICKERISH IS A WORD THAT DOESN'T MEAN
cwz    ,-( | | |/     ANYTHING LIKE I HAD THOUGHT OR HOPED 
  `-.-'  (o)-(o)                                           

#3635: DAVID CARRADINE

Sat, 2009 Jun 6

topical, word

  /                                
 / ,                               
 \X/                               
  |      DAVID CARRADINE WAS       
  |                                
  |       AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIAWESOME
  X`                               
 /  \                              
|    \                             
|    |                             
 \__/                              

#3702: WOMANINFORM

Wed, 2009 Aug 12

word

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      :MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM;                         
      MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM                         
     :MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM;                         
     MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM                          
    :MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM; ARE YOU A WOMANIFORM     
    MMMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOM;                           
   :MMMMMMMMMMOMMOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMO; OR WHAT IS THE WORD FOR IT
   MMMMMMMMMMOMMMMOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb                           
  :MMMMMMMMMMOMMMMOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM;  OH RIGHT                
  MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM                          
  M"^MMMMMMM;:MMMMOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM;  "WOMAN"                 
 :     ""^^:  MMMMMOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP                           
 |         ;  :MMMMMOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP'  SORRY IT'S BEEN A WHILE   
 ;        :    MMMMMMMOBUGMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM'                              
:         ;    :MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM                               
:        :      TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM;                               
|        ;       TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM                               
|       :         TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb                              
;       ;          TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb                             
:       :           TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb                            
 ;       `.          TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb                           
 :         \          TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb.                         
  \         \          TMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb`.                       
   \         \         ;MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM8b \                      
    \         ;        ;MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM888; ;                     
     \        :        8MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM88888888888.^.                    
      \        \       88MMMMMMMMM8888888888888888888Pd8b  \                   
       `.       \  bug T8888888888888888888888888888Pd888b._;                  
         `.      \   __J88888888888888888888888888888888888; ;                 
           `.     `-' _,`T8888888888888888888888888888888888/                  
             `.      .gb.88888888888888888888888888888888Pd8                   
               `.   d88888bT888888888888888888888888888P8d88                   
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                   T888888888888888888888888888888888888888;                   
                    "^8888Pd8888888888888888888888888888888                    

#3750: M.F.A.

Tue, 2009 Sep 29

msnbc, word

    _____                                                         
  /~/~   ~\                                                       
 | |       \         COULD KEITH OLBERMANN AND GLENN BECK JUST    
 \ \        \         FINALLY GET IT OVER WITH AND FUCK EACH OTHER
  \ \        \         IN THE ASS AND DIE OF MUTUAL-FAGGOT AIDS   
 --\ \       .\''                                                 
--==\ \     ,,i!!i,                                               
    ''"'',,}{,,                                                   

#3768: ARCHIPELAGO

Sat, 2009 Oct 17

word

    ___ __                                               
   (_  ( . ) )__                  '.    \   :   /    .'  
     '(___(_____)      __           '.   \  :  /   .'    
                     /. _\            '.  \ : /  .'      
                .--.|/_/__      -----____   _  _____-----
_______________''.--o/___  \_______________(_)___________
       ~        /.'o|_o  '.|  ~                   ~   ~  
  ~            |/    |_|  ~'         ~                   
               '  ~  |_|        ~       ~     ~     ~    
      ~    ~          |_|O  ~                       ~    
             ~     ___|_||_____     ~       ~    ~       
   ~    ~      .'':. .|_|A:. ..::''.                     
             /:.  .:::|_|.\ .:.  :.:\   ~                
  ~         :..:. .:. .::..:  .:  ..:.       ~   ~    ~  
             \.: .:  :. .: ..:: .lcf/                    
    ~      ~      ~    ~    ~         ~                  
               ~           ~    ~   ~             ~      
        ~         ~            ~   ~                 ~   
   ~                  ~    ~ ~                 ~         
                                                         
 ARCHIPELAGO IS A COOL-SOUNDING WORD !!!!!!11 PASS IT ON 

#3794: U.S.O.N.G.A.S.

Thu, 2009 Nov 12

word

                                                 
                     z                           
                    z                            
                     Z                           
           .--.  Z Z                             
          / _(c\   .-.     __                    
         | / /  '-;   \'-'`  `\______            
         \_\/'/ __/ )  /  )   |      \--,        
         | \`""`__-/ .'--/   /--------\  \       
          \\`  ///-\/   /   /---;-.    '-'       
    jgs                (________\  \             
                                 '-'             
WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF NOT GIVING A SHIT

#3800: STERNUTATION

Wed, 2009 Nov 18

word

      \\\\\\//                              
     \\\    \      I APPROVE OF STERNUTATION
     \\   <oo)                              
     \\C     \                              
     \\     __\                             
jgs  /     _\':.                            
    /     _\'..:. :.                        
         /   ': : : : :.                    
             : ' :: : :.                    
               . : ' .                      

#3808: TRANSFORMERS

Thu, 2009 Nov 26

word

                             ____                       
                     __,-~~/~    `---.                  
                   _/_,---(      ,    )                 
               __ /        <    /   )  \___             
- ------===;;;'====------------------===;;;===----- -  -
                  \/  ~"~"~"~"~"~\~"~)~"/               
                  (_ (   \  (     >    \)               
                   \_( _ <         >_>'                 
                      ~ `-i' ::>|--"                    
                          I;|.|.|                       
                         <|i::|i|`.                     
                    BM  (` ^'"`-' ")                    
                                                        
    BE SURE TO SEE TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE EXPLODY 

#3866: GIANNA MICHAELS

Sat, 2010 Jan 23

gianna michaels, pornstar, word

  /\.-./~\                                                              
 (o//o)|  \-._         .-"-.         DEAR GIANNA MICHAELS,              
 .~.'~ |  |    )`-----'     \._                                         
(").'/.|  |          (      /-.\       I CAN PUT ASIDE YOUR RAT FACE BUT
 (_/-' \_/    |       \    |   \\      PLEASE DO NOT LAUGH AS I DO NOT  
        \ /  /   ____.-\  /     ))     LIKE THE SOUND OF BARKING        
        /\| /_.-'      \\ \    ((                                       
       // ||            \\ \    \|   GARKING HOWEVER ?!??!?!?!?!?!      
       \\ ||'           // \\                                           
       (/ ||          _//   \\         APPROVED (STAMP)                 
       " (_/         (_/   (_/MJP                                       
         "           "     "                                            

#3876: A TWITTER ACCOUNT

Tue, 2010 Feb 2

twitter, word

                                                          
               |/                                         
\|           -<_/                                      __ 
\_>-           |\           __           .-.         / \\'
(\      .-.    | \         \|\- _       c ,,)      _//    
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 \   `-.\_/ -/  /                \   \- ' /`-._/   )      
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    (    / \    )                  (    / \    )          
     '-'    `-.a                    `@_/   `-.@           
      \       |                         \       |         
       |  ,  /\                          |  ,  /\         
       /`-._/  \                         /`-._/  \        
       |  _     \                        |  _     )       
      /  / \     |                      /  / \   /        
      | /   \    \                    / _/  /   /         
      )/     |   |                   //     |  /          
     (_/     |  /                   (/      | /           
             | \                            ||            
              \_)                           \) S-v        
                                                          
   I CAN'T IMAGINE WHY SOMEONE HASN'T ALREADY             
   MADE THE TWITTER ACCOUNT "LINUXTITS"                   
                                                          
   IT SEEMS LIKE IT SHOULD BE KIND OF AUTOMATIC DOESN'T IT

#3885: WIENER PACKET

Thu, 2010 Feb 11

word

                                            |||         
                                            |||||,      
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    |        |  /(_)/  /   (()))` ;'", \   |  S  |      
    `-.____.-' /_  /  /  /| `;',`;; ,/( \  |  T  |      
              /(_)/  /  //  ; ` "  ((()) \ |  A  |      
    .-::-.   /_  /  /  /)   "' ;" ; `;"'  \`-...-'      
   (::::::) /(_)/   `=//==================='  hjw       
    `-::-' /   /     (/                                 
----------'---'                                         
                  THIS WILL BE A DELICIOUS WIENER PACKET

#3909: SHRIMPSS [SIC]

Sun, 2010 Mar 7

word

     ............                                               
    ',_;__;__;___;;;;///    1. THE PLURAL OF SHRIMP IS SHRIMPS  
    ',_;__;__;__;'''\\\\                                        
    |            |          2. THE PLURAL OF SHRIMPS IS SHRIMPSS
    '.________.'                                                
DCA                                                             

#3912: FILF

Wed, 2010 Mar 10

word

     _....._                       .--.                                 
 _.-'       `-._                 o/o-;;;                                
( `-._     _.-' )                (_,  z)    IF THERE ARE MILFS THEN     
 `:-._'---'_.-:'         ,,,,    _|-' /     WHY ARE THERE NO FILFS ?????
  :   `'''`_,-/`-._     /..  )  /\`--/"\                                
  :       [_./_   /_  _(_& _P  /  \_/, |                                
  :           :`-/(_`_____ _\-'_/___/ /|                                
  :        _.-:        8   \=__))____/ |                                
  :      |'_.-:        \_   | /        F                                
  :      | :  :        //`7/ /        /                                 
  :      | :.-:       (( ((  L_______/                                  
  :      |o   :       /_>/_> /  Y  /                                    
  :      |_.-':             /  /  /                                     
  :           :            J  J  J     OH RIGHT I KNOW IT'S BECAUSE     
 (`'-._____,-'`)           |  |  |     WOMEN DON'T LIKE FUCKING         
 |             |           |  |  |                                      
 |             |          _J__J__J                                      
 (_           _)         (__(_____)                                     
cjr'-..___..-'                                                          

#3957: JERKNAPS

Sat, 2010 Apr 24

word

       ____                                                   
      ||   |   ALL THIS DESK IS MISSING IS JERKNAPS AND LOTION
      ||___|                                                  
      _)__<__  _     _                                        
      |____|__|:|___|:|_                                      
      |    |_.---._|___|                                      
    _ |   o| |   | |_o_|                                      
   | ||    |/|   |\|   |                                      
   |_||____|`\___/'|___|                                      
               V                                              
             _/-\_                                            
fsc                                                           

#4013: FOOTPRINTS

Sat, 2010 Jun 19

word

             ,-.                                              
             (  \()Oo                                         
              `-,---.                                         
      .-.       \   |                                         
 oO()/   )       \  \     NOTHING GROWS HERE EXCEPT FOOTPRINTS
 ,--- ,-'         |_/                                         
 |   /           ,-.                                          
/  _/            |_/                                          
\_/                                                           
,-.                                                           
\_/    s-v                                                    

#4027: V. TOWN

Sat, 2010 Jul 3

porn, word

.             .        .     .     |--|--|--|--|--|--|  |===|==|   /    i    
        .            ______________|__|__|__|__|__|_ |  |===|==|  *  . /=\   
__ *            .   /______________________________|-|  |===|==|       |=|  .
__|  .      .   .  //______________________________| :----------------------.
__|   /|\      _|_|//       ooooooooooooooooooooo  |-|                      |
__|  |/|\|__   ||l|/,-------8                   8 -| |    IS VAGINA TOWN    |
__|._|/|\|||.l |[=|/,-------8                   8 -|-|                      |
__|[+|-|-||||li|[=|---------8                   8 -| |                      |
_-----.|/| //:\_[=|\`-------8                   8 -|-|                      |
 /|  /||//8/ :  8_|\`------ 8ooooooooooooooooooo8 -| |   EVEN A REAL PLACE  |
/=| //||/ |  .  | |\\_____________  ____  _________|-|                      |
==|//||  /   .   \ \\_____________ |X|  | _________| `---==------------==---'
==| ||  /         \ \_____________ |X| \| _________|     ||            ||    
==| |~ /     .     \                                                         
LS|/  /             \______________________________________________________  

#4037: COOLEST WORD EVER CANDIDATE

Tue, 2010 Jul 13

word

                                                          
 YOU KNOW WHAT POSSIBLY THE COOLEST WORD EVER IS ????///  
                                                          
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                     ,'         `.           ,--'         
                   ,'             `.      ,-;--        _.-
             pow! /                 \ ---;-'  _.=.---''   
+-------------+  ;    X        X     ---=-----'' _.-------
|    -----    |--|                   \-----=---:i-        
+XX|'i:''''''''  :                   ;`--._ ''---':----   
/X+-)             \   \         /   /      ''--._  `-     
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 X\/)                `.  '---'  ,'                     `- 
   \                   `---+---'                          
    \                      |                              
     \.                    |                              
       `-------------------+                              
                                                          
                      SUICIDALITY                         

#4065: NECRONOMI-WHAT

Tue, 2010 Aug 10

word

                                                                      
  __                                                                  
 (`/\                                                                 
 `=\/\ __...--~~~~~-._   _.-~~~~~--...__                              
  `=\/\               \ /               \\    PLEASE READ MY NEW BOOK:
   `=\/                V                 \\                           
   //_\___--~~~~~~-._  |  _.-~~~~~~--...__\\                          
  //  ) (..----~~~~._\ | /_.~~~~----.....__\\    THE NECRONOMINOM     
 ===( INK )==========\\|//====================                        
__ejm\___/________dwb`---`____________________________________________

#4084: LIQUID

Sun, 2010 Aug 29

word

      ___                                                       
    //)))))                                                     
    )))@_@)                                                     
   (((  = )                                                     
    ))) -(_   __                                                
   /   `-'\\ /,\\\`                                             
  /__|     )y |                                                 
  < \     (\_/                                                  
   `.\     \       HERE'S A WOMAN SHOPPING                      
   {>>>`   |                                                    
  /`-'\____|                                                    
 /   c \\ /                                                     
(C \_ _))\                                                      
 `-'-._/  \                                                     
    /  /\  \                                                    
   / ,'  `. \                                                   
  / /      \ \                                                  
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             `---' hjw                                          
                                                                
                                                                
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     \  = )   _|                                                
    ,-` -(_  |o|                                                
   /   `-'\\ |#{)                                               
  /__| ._ _)y /                                                 
  < \     (\_/                                                  
   `.\ ____\        AND HERE'S A VERY SERIOUS BUSINESSWOMAN     
   ,>>>    |                                                    
.==T=T==.__|        WITH A BRIEFCASE OR BAG OF SOME SORT AND    
|       | /         PROUDLY DISPLAYING A CELL PHONE BECAUSE     
|       |\          AS WE ALL KNOW ONLY REAL PROFESSIONALS      
|_______| \         HAVE ACCESS TO CELL PHONE TECHNOLOGY IN 2010
    /  /\  \                                                    
   / ,'  `. \                                                   
  / /      \ \                                                  
 <\_\_      \ \                                                 
  `---`    (_`-\_                                               
             `---' hjw                                          
                                                                
                                                                
                    OH DON'T FUCKING GO ALL LIQUID ON ME        
                    YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE                          

#4099: TWO WORDS THAT SEEM APPROPRIATE

Mon, 2010 Sep 13

word

               _..--._                ____             
           __.i---""""\___....----""""  ( )            
     __..-/    006  '________....-----""""             
fsc /     ""---.....___.-"  \                 TANK RAPE

#4101: SOFTWARE VERSION NAMES

Wed, 2010 Sep 15

word

                      __________                                 
             ________|          |________                        
            |       /   ||||||   \       |                       
            |     ,'              `.     |                       
            |   ,'                  `.   |                       
            | ,'   ||||||||||||||||   `. |                       
            ,'  /____________________\  `.                       
           /______________________________\                      
          |                                |                     
          |                                |                     
          |                                |                     
          |________________________________|                     
_ Seal _    |____________________------__|                       
                                                                 
,----------------------------------------------------,           
| [][][][][]  [][][][][]  [][][][]  [][__]  [][][][] |           
|                                                    |           
|  [][][][][][][][][][][][][][_]    [][][]  [][][][] |           
|  [_][][][][][][][][][][][][][ |   [][][]  [][][][] |           
| [][_][][][][][][][][][][][][]||     []    [][][][] |           
| [__][][][][][][][][][][][][__]    [][][]  [][][]|| |           
|   [__][________________][__]              [__][]|| |           
`----------------------------------------------------'           
                                                                 
   QUESTION ONE: WHY DO SOME PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY IN OPEN SOURCE,  
                 FEEL THE NEED TO GIVE THEIR VERSION RELEASES    
                 PROPER NAMES RATHER THAN JUST NUMBERS, YOU KNOW,
                 LIKE NORMAL FUCKING PEOPLE                      
                                                                 
   QUESTION TWO: WHY DO SAID PEOPLE PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS FEEL THE  
                 NEED TO CHOOSE REALLY FUCKING GAY NAMES         
                                                                 
   ANSWER: IT'S A TRICK QUESTION, THE ANSWERS TO BOTH QUESTIONS  
           ARE THE SAME: NAMELY, GENERAL CUNTERY ON THEIR PART   

#4109: AND NOW A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR

Thu, 2010 Sep 23

word

                .aadddbbbbaa,       ,adddbbbbaaa.                 
             .ad"           "\bbmdd/"           "ba.              
          .,d"                 `"'                 "b,.           
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    .,amd"  __..,,,aaaaaadddddddMbbbbbbbaaaaaaa,,,..__  "bma,.    
,am8888ca8"""""''                                ``""""8ac88888ma,
"""""]8a.                                               .a8[""""" 
      "8ba.                MOUTHILINGUS                .ad8"'     
        `"8bma,.                                .,amd88"'         
            `"""88bmm==Normand===Veilleux==mmd88"""'              
                    `""""""""""""""""""""""'                      

#4123: VOONING

Thu, 2010 Oct 7

matrix, word

                        I THINK SPOONING IS SO PRE-9/11     
      ________   .==.                                       
jgs  [________>c((_  )   INSTEAD I SUGGEST: VIOLENT SPOONING
                 '=='                                       
                        (THUS THREE IS INDEED A SPOON)      

#4171: A NEW DISEASE

Wed, 2010 Nov 24

word

          .  .                              
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      ____| '-\___                          
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   //   .-. (~v~) /|                        
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| \  | \ |___   _\ ]_}                      
| |  '-' /   '.'  |                         
| |     /    /|:  |                         
| |     |   / |:  /\                        
| |     /  /  |  /  \                       
| |    |  /  /  |    \                      
\ |    |/\/  |/|/\    \                     
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  \ \| | /   | |__                          
snd    / |   |____)                         
       |_/                                  

#4180: NIMBR

Fri, 2010 Dec 3

word

                                                         |  
                                            __________   |  
                           _    __    _    |          |  |  
                          /_\  /  \  /_\   |          |  |  
                          =|= | // | =|=   |          |  |  
                           !   \__/   !    |          |  |  
                                 _         |          |  |  
 ___               ___          //'        |          |  |  
[___]       _   :=|   |=:   __T_||_T__     |p=        |  |  
|  ~|     =)_)=   |   |    [__________]    |          |  |  
|   |      (_(    |xXx|     \_      _/     |          |  |  
|   |      )_)    """""       \    /       |          |  |  
\___|                          |  |        |          |  |  
 |  `========,                 |  |        |          |  |  
__`.        .'_________________|  |________|__________lc_|  
    `.    .'                  (____)                      \ 
    _|    |_...             .;;;;;;;;.                     \
   (________);;;;          :;;;;;;;;;;:                     
        :::::::'            '::::::::'   NOT IN MY BATHROOM 
                                                            

#4229: I THINK HE MEANS LUNCHABLES

Fri, 2011 Jan 21

word

WE'RE HEADED OFF TO THE GROCERY STORE               
TO GET OUR TWO OLDEST KIDS SOME VAGIBLES            
                                                    
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 //^\\\   ,;;;,                        .            
((-_-))) (-_- ;                       /_\           
 )))(((   >..'.    .:.     .--.      |SSt|          
((_._ )  /.   .|  :-_-;   /-_-))                    
_))A ((_//| S ||  ,`-'.   ))-((                     
`(    )`' |___|),;, C \\_/,`I ))                    
  \  /    | | |`' |___(/-'|___()  ,-.               
   )(     | | |   | | |   | | |  (-_-)    _____     
  /__\    |_|_|   |_|_|   |_|_|  (\I/\.__|A|R|T|    
  `''     `-'-'   `-'-'   `-'-'  `'-`'   `o' `o'    
                                                    
P.S. IS THIS FAMILY SUPPOSED TO BE ASIAN OR WHAT    
                                                    
P.P.S. SERIOUSLY JUST ASKING I DIDN'T DRAW THIS SHIT

#4301: ANGALORES

Sun, 2011 Apr 3

india, word

         .--,_                                            
        ['    '\.                                         
         \       `''|     BANGALORE ????? MANGALORE ??????
         |         ,]                                     
          `._      ].     YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO RUN       
            |     \       OUT OF ANGALORES AT THIS RATE   
          _/       -'\                                    
         ,'          ,'                                   
       _/'          \                     ,..-''L_        
  |--''              '-;__        |\     /      .,'       
   \                      `--.__,'_ '----     ,-'         
   `\                             \`-'\__    ,|           
,--;/                             /     .| ,/             
\__                               '|    /  /              
  ./  _-,                         _|   S@yaN              
  \__/ /                        ,/        "               
       |                      _/                          
       |                    ,/                            
       \                   /                              
        |              /.-'                               
         \           _/                   :               
          |         /                      .              
           |        |                     .               
      .    |        |                     '.              
      ;     \       /                     ;\              
      '      |     |                                      
             \    _|                      :               
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                                             '            

#4302: AN EXPERT AT SOMETHING

Mon, 2011 Apr 4

word

____    I'M AN EXPERT AT PROCASTURBATING
\   \                                   
_\___\_    /                            
 / " _)   /                             
((\__-_\                                
 /    \\                                
/__|  /\\                               
UUU  /  /                               
  | /,_/                                
  |/|\ |__                              
  /__\____\   gnv                       

#4316: DUMBED-DOWN

Mon, 2011 Apr 18

word

 ,.   _                                             
 \%`.f )  THESE ARE NO ORDINARY DONGS               
  ;,/  ;                                            
>(  _,%`.                                           
  ""  `.%`.                                         
   (    `.%`.                                       
 (        `.%`.    __                               
  )  )      `.%`.  \ \   THESE ARE DUMBED-DOWN DONGS
 ,fx((        `.%`./_/                              
;itz%{;=        `./ /.                              
  "^'`         __/\/:/;.                            
               \__/  `:/;.                          
                       `:/;.,                       
                    Krogg`:/ ;                      
                           `'                       

#4366: LATIN

Tue, 2011 Jun 7

latin, word

                    _                                             
                   //                                             
      ___         //                                              
     /   \       //    WHENEVER POSSIBLE I LIKE TO USE            
    :   ==\   <\//     THE LATIN PHRASE "IPSE DIXIT"              
     \____/_.-'_}>                                                
    /  `-`\  .//`'                                                
   :__<_   :/ "        BECAUSE IT SOUNDS A LITTLE LIKE            
   /.--.\  |           "DICKSHIT"                                 
  { \></ }/                                                       
   \ \/ /|                                                        
    `\/'\`.            NO I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS BUT WHO CARES
fsc  !___]_]                                                      

#4378: HANG OUT

Sun, 2011 Jun 19

word

      ,i$$$i.                                                            
      $$$$$$$    I HANG OUT IN THE BIG STALL SO THEY CALL ME HANDICRAPPED
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       `$$$'                                                             
        $$$                                                              
       |$$$eeeeee                                                        
   ,i$ |$$$$$$$$$                                                        
 ,!$$$ |$$$                                                              
 $$$#  |$$$$$$$$$$$i.                                                    
;$$$'   ~~~~~~~~~$$$i.   ,i                                              
($$$.             `$$$i.i$'                                              
(#$$!.              `!$$$!                                               
 `#$$!.         ,!$W! `V'                                                
  `#$$Wi!.   ,!iW$$#'                                                    
    `##$$$$$$$$$##'                                                      
       `!#####!'                                                         

#4379: COMPANY NAME

Mon, 2011 Jun 20

word

             ?           WHY DON'T YOU JUST NAME YOUR FUCKING COMPANY
       !    /_\                                                      
       |C_,_/_____|        "NANOFAGS"                                
ejm98  |  ||:::::f|  O+                                              
                    _/\       AND GET IT OVER WITH                   
                  f   /|                                             
                  |   \~\                                            

#4397: QUITTERS

Fri, 2011 Jul 8

porn, word

            uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu                    
          u" uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu "u                  
        u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u                
      u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u              
    u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u            
  u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u          
u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u        
$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $        
$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $        
$ $$$" ... "$...  ...$" ... "$$$  ... "$$$ $        
$ $$$u `"$$$$$$$  $$$  $$$$$  $$  $$$  $$$ $        
$ $$$$$$uu "$$$$  $$$  $$$$$  $$  """ u$$$ $        
$ $$$""$$$  $$$$  $$$u "$$$" u$$  $$$$$$$$ $        
$ $$$$....,$$$$$..$$$$$....,$$$$..$$$$$$$$ $        
$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $        
"u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u"        
  "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u"          
    "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u"            
      "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u"              
        "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u"                
          "u """""""""""""""""" u"                  
            """"""""""""""""""""                    
                                                    
   I KEEP HEARING THAT DVDA IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE
   BUT IT SURE SOUNDS LIKE THE PEOPLE SAYING SO     
   HAVE A CASE OF THE QUITTERS                      

#4449: APPOMATTOX

Mon, 2011 Aug 29

word

          ,..,                                                          
       .-//||\\-.                                                       
      / ,      , \     I LIKE USING STRANGE WORDS WITH STRONG EMPHASIS  
     /  ;      ;  \    TO SUBSTITUTE AS PROFANITY JUST TO CONFUSE PEOPLE
    /, /|      |\ .\                                                    
    \` \|      |/ `/   TRY THIS ONE:                                    
     \  \      /  /                                                     
jgs   \_/||||||\_/     APPOMATTOX                                       
        `"===="`                                                        
                                                                        
                       AS IN "APPO*MAT*TOX THAT FUCKING HURT"           

#4450: VICTOR SIERRA

Tue, 2011 Aug 30

word

        ,                                     
      _cc,                                    
     '.())(((c                                
      (((((()(c    THIS WOMAN LOOKS LIKE SHE'S
     '(((('_ _'    ABOUT TAKE A VAGINA-SHIT   
     `(((    \                                
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      '  )  ( __                              
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#4470: CYBERSPACE 2.0

Mon, 2011 Sep 19

word

   .       .                                          
 +  :      .                                          
           :       _                                  
       .   !   '  (_)                                 
          ,|.'             FORGET CYBERARTS           
-  -- ---(-O-`--- --  -                               
         ,`|'`.            NOW I CALL IT THE DIGIVERSE
       ,   !    .                                     
           :       :  "                               
           .     --+--                                
 .:        .       !                                  
                                                      
O!o                                                   

#4523: ALCHEMOLOGY

Fri, 2011 Nov 11

word

                                       _..-,--.._      TURNS OUT YOU CAN'T
                                 ,`. ,',','      `.    TURN LEAD INTO GOLD
                                 `. `,/`/          \   BY DOING THIS      
                                   :'.`:            :                     
        ____ _          _ __       | |`|            |  FUCK EVERYTHING    
      _(    `.)        ( (  )`.    : `-'            ;     _               
     ( (    ) ))      ( (    ))    ,\_            _/.  (`','              
    ( (   )  _)        `-(__.'    '.  ```------'''  .`                    
     '.__)--'       .-..           |``-...____...-''|                     
                   (_)_))          |                |                     
              ,'`.        ___...---|                |--..._               
  ,'`. ,'`. ,'   _`.---'''         |                | "                   
-'..._`.   `.   /`-._  "      "    |    _           |                     
       ```-..`./:::::)             `-...||______...-'    "                
              /:::_.'     "        "                "                     
           _.:.'''   "                       "          SSt               

#4651: MESSIAH APPAREL

Sun, 2012 Mar 18

word

        ____                        
        \  _|__                     
       __)|   /      CHRIST GALOSHES
ejm97 (___|  (__                    
          (_-___)                   

#4670: ANTIMOUTH

Fri, 2012 Apr 6

gianna michaels, word

      .-.                                               
     (/^\)    GIANNA MICHAELS HAS KIND OF A RAT FACE    
     (\ /)    BUT I'D STILL POUND IT INTO HER TURDCUTTER
     .-'-.                                              
    /(_I_)\                                             
    \\) (//   YOU KNOW                                  
     /   \                                              
     \ | /                                              
      \|/     HER ANTIMOUTH                             
      /|\                                               
      \|/                                               
jgs   /Y\                                               

#4742: FUNYONS

Sun, 2012 Jun 17

funyuns, word

      ____________________________                                        
AAK  /                           /\                                       
    /                          _/ /\   BOSONS ?!?!?!?! FERMIONS ?!?!?!?!?!
   /                          / \/     ANYONS ?!!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?
  /                           /\                                          
 /___________________________/ /       I PROPOSE A NEW CLASS OF PARTICLE  
 \___________________________\/        WHICH OBEYS EVEN DIFFERENT         
  \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \        STATISTICS CALLED ***FUNYONS***    

#4775: BRAZILLIONS

Fri, 2012 Jul 20

brazil, word

  .''.                                                                    
 (~~~~)    BOY HOWDY IN MAX PAYNE 3 YOU SURE KILL A LOOOOOT OF BRAZILIANS 
   ||                                                                     
 __||__    I THINK IT'S TO SAFE YOU SAY YOU KILL BRAZILLIONS OF BRAZILIANS
/______\                                                                  
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  |  |'| |                                                  ||            
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  |  |'| |                  . '       ' .                   ||            
  |  |'| |              . '    .-'"'-.    ' .               ||            
  |  |'| |          . '      ,"       ".      ' .           ||            
  |  |'| |      . '        /:           :\        ' .       ||            
  |  |'| |  . '            ;  .          ;            ' .   ||            
  |  |'| |    ' .          \: . .       :/          . '     ||            
  |  |'| |        ' .        `. . .    ,/       . '         ||            
  |  |'| |            ' .      `-.,,.-'     . '             ||            
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  '~~'                                                                    

#4803: VOCATION OR AVOCATION

Fri, 2012 Aug 17

word

####################        ,)--.    I'M A BEATOFFIST                       
####################     __/____|__                                         
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###### #     #######     >/  \)  '   \_   \    \,/   |                      
###### ##   ########__ _/ \   )      </   >___ _|_ __|                      
#######     ######'---/__o>   |      /    /----------|                      
######      #######|  |  \|   o-    _-__O/           |                      
######      #######|   ---/  /|    /   )             |                      
#######     #######|     /___\/_______/              |                      
########    #######|     /'''/     /                 |                      
########   ########|    /   /     /                  |                      
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                   |    \ |    \                     |                      
                   |     )(    |                     |                      
                   |     \_\,  |                     |                      
                   |_______|___/\______________b'ger |                      
                            |+ \/                    |                      
                            /+  \                    |                      
                           /+  /                     |                      
                          /_. '                      |_____________________ 

#4843: HYPERPALINDROME

Wed, 2012 Sep 26

figlet, original, word

 A HYPERPALINDROME IS A WORD THAT LOOKS 
THE SAME WHEN ROTATED AROUND 180 DEGREES
                                        
      LIKE "1961" OR "COCKBALLS"        
                                        
           _  ___   __   _              
          / |/ _ \ / /_ / |             
          | | (_) | '_ \| |             
          | |\__, | (_) | |             
          |_|  /_/ \___/|_|             
                            tQn         

#4861: GRUNTLED

Sun, 2012 Oct 14

word

       _..._                                            
     ,'     `.                                          
   ,'         `.                                        
 ,'    _   ,-.  `.    WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT        
 |    (_)  `-'   |    I LOVE THIS JOB AND               
 |        >      |    HAVE ON INTENTION OF LEAVING      
 |     ,----.    |    OR DOING ANYTHING MISCHIEVOUS     
 |    /,-""-.\   |    OR FRADULUENT OR CRUEL BEFORE I DO
 `.  |/      "  ,'                                      
   `.         ,'                                        
     `._____,'                                          
                                                        
Krogg                                                   

#4876: ANTIDISNOSTALGIARIANISM

Mon, 2012 Oct 29

word

        __.-.__                                                          
    _.-'  ' `  `-._                                                      
  .'  '  '   `  `  `.                                                    
 ( '    '     `    ` )                                                   
 |`-,..,.____..,.,--;|   I'M SO GLAD THAT THIS IS 2012                   
 |: |  :|  : | : |: ||                                                   
 |: |  :| (9>| : |: ||   AND NOT 1912 OR 1812 OR 1712 OR ANY OF THAT SHIT
 |: |  :|(\) | : |: ||                                                   
 |: |  :|/\\ | : |: ||   THEY DIDN'T HAVE CELL PHONES OR COMPUTERS OR    
 |: |  /| II | : |: ||   ELECTRICITY OR TOILET PAPER OR ANY OF THAT SHIT 
 |: |///| II | : |: ||                                                   
 |; |  :| II | : |: ||   WHY DIDN'T THEY ALL JUST KILL THEMSELVES        
 /`-!...|____|...!--'\                                                   
/                     \                                                  
`--...._________....--' FL                                               

#5077: KITTY OPINIONS

Sat, 2013 May 18

word

    \            /                                              
     \          /                                               
     |    .     |    THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF YOUR KITTY OPINIONS
     |----------|                                               
     |--.    .--|                                               
     |   \__/   |                                               
     |    ||    |                                               
     |    ||    |                                               
    _|__  ||  __|_                                              
   (    '-++-'    )                                             
   (  -   ..   .  )                                             
    (  _ -/\ . - )                                              
     (. _ )( __ )                                               
     (____)(____)                                               
 .----`   ||   '----.                                           
(_________)(____rs___)                                          

#5161: HAMBURGERS

Sat, 2013 Aug 10

word

                   _.---._                                         
               _.-~       ~-._                                     
           _.-~               ~-._                                 
       _.-~                       ~---._                           
   _.-~                                 ~\     I CALL CHEESEBURGERS
.-~                                    _.;     WITHOUT CHEESE      
:-._                               _.-~ ./     "HAMBORINGS"        
}-._~-._                   _..__.-~ _.-~)                          
`-._~-._~-._              / .__..--~_.-~                           
    ~-._~-._\.        _.-~_/ _..--~~                               
        ~-. \`--...--~_.-~/~~                                      
           \.`--...--~_.-~                                         
       DAC   ~-..----~                                             

#5165: MOCKS

Wed, 2013 Aug 14

word

                                            __..--"""-.
                                 __.__..--""_..--""| ||
                            __..-"""_..--"""       | ||
                    __..--""_..--"""               | ||
                  .' __--"""                       | ||
                  |."                              | ||
                  ||                               | ||
                  ||                               | ||
                  ||                               | ||
                  ||                               | ||
                  ||                               | ||
                  ||                               | ||
                  ||                               | ||
                  ||                               | ||
                  ||                               | ||
                  ||                               | ||
                  ||       ______________          | ||
                  ||      |__|__|__|__|__|         | ||
                  ||_________________              | ||
 _________________|_______     iBook """"""""""""""' ||
|""""""------......______ """""""-------.......______||
'-----_____   """        """"""---------""""""        |
           """""-----....._____   |     ______-----"""'
                               """""""""  grp          
                                                       
   ARE WE REALLY TOO LAZY TO USE THE WORD "MOCKUPS"    
   AND INSTEAD JUST SAY "MOCKS" OVER AND OVER AGAIN    
                                                       
   ANSWER: YES                                         

#5280: PALINDROME

Sat, 2013 Dec 7

figlet, original, word

 _        __     _             _  __     _               _     
| | __ _ / _| __| |_ __   __ _| |/ _| __| |___  __ _  __| |    
| |/ _` | |_ / _` | '_ \ / _` | | |_ / _` / __|/ _` |/ _` |    
| | (_| |  _| (_| | | | | (_| | |  _| (_| \__ \ (_| | (_| |    
|_|\__, |_|  \__,_|_| |_|\__, |_|_|  \__,_|___/\__, |\__,_|    
   |___/                 |___/                 |___/        tQn
                                                               
        THIS IS WHAT WORDOLOGISTS CALL A PALINDROME            
                                                               
        BECAUSE IT'S BORING AND NOBODY GIVES A SHIT            

#5300: SKEPTICAL ACTIVIST

Fri, 2013 Dec 27

skeptic, word

        ___                                  
    .-"`   `"-.                              
  .'    .-.    '.                            
 /     (/^\)     \                           
/  #   (\ /)      \                          
| #    .-'-.      |                          
|     /(_I_)\     |                          
;     \\) (//     ;                          
 ;     / Y \     ;   I'M A SKEPTICAL ACTIVIST
  \    \ | /    /                            
   \    \|/    /     OR AS I LIKE TO CALL IT 
    \   /|\   /                              
     |  \|/  |                               
     |__/Y\__|                               
     {=======}   I'M A SCATIVIST             
     }======={                               
     {=======}                               
     }======={                               
  jgs{=======}                               
      `""u""`                                

#5366: W.R.

Mon, 2014 Mar 3

word

       ___________                              
  [===|  _       |====]                         
      | |_       ||                             
      | |_ |     ||                             
      |   _||\/| ||   CHECK OUT MY JERKOFF TOWEL
      |     |  | ||                             
      |          ||   ALSO CALLED A "WANG RAG"  
ejm97 |==========||                             
      |==========||                             
      '"'""""'"'"'|                             
       |          |                             
       '""'"""'"'"'                             

#5370: MOCKER

Fri, 2014 Mar 7

word

   .".".".                                               
 (`       `)               _.-=-.                        
  '._.--.-;             .-`  -'  '.                      
 .-'`.o )  \           /  .-_.--'  `\                    
`;---) \    ;         /  / ;' _-_.-' `                   
  `;"`  ;    \        ; .  .'   _-' \                    
   (    )    |        |  / .-.-'    -`                   
    '-.-'     \       | .' ` '.-'-\`                     
     /_./\_.|\_\      ;  ' .'-'.-.                       
     /         '-._    \` /  _;-,                        
    |         .-=-.;-._ \  -'-,      I'M A COCKMOCKER    
    \        /      `";`-`,-"`)                          
     \       \     '-- `\.\          IN THAT I MOCK COCKS
      '.      '._ '-- '--'/                              
        `-._     `'----'`;                               
            `"""--.____,/                                
                   \\  \                                 
                   // /`                                 
               ___// /__                                 
     jgs     (`(`(---"-`)                                

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