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#774: QUACKERONOMOUS Mon, 2001 Aug 6 word * * ,,, I'M QUACKERONOMOUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ____()() } FUCK ME IN MY TIGHT LITTLE ASS ======= ( \\ \ \\____===. ______) ( )\(____ / ___/ \ [%]__ \ //|| // \ ||\\ || ||__^^^ ^^^___|| || ejm97 ||/____\_/----\_/_____\|| | ____________________ || || || || || || || || || || || || || || || #882: ANUSLESS Thu, 2001 Nov 22 word THEY CALL ME MR. ANUSLESS ___ ( _) / (C _-` / _`--'. __ | \ C | | || | |______/"""" jef #1077: A JERK STORY Wed, 2002 Jun 5 best of, word STEP 1. IT IS BEST TO HAVE SOME VISUAL TO JERK OFF TO. IN MY CASE, I USE PORNOGRAPHY. A DEAD ANIMAL SUCH AS A VOLE OR A RACCOON WILL ALSO WORK (THOUGH ONE SHOULD AVOID SKUNKS DUE TO THEIR LEAKINESS), BUT I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THE USAGE OF HARDCORE PORNOGRAPHY. YOUR NEARBY WALDENBOOKS OR STROUDS WILL CONTAIN VAST AMOUNTS OF THIS MATERIAL AVAILABLE SIMPLY FOR THE TAKING. FOR THE PURPOSES OF THIS TUTORIAL WE WILL SHALL USE YOUR STANDARD LEG-SPREADING WHORE: \2 /\~/\ 6/ \\ )aa \\// \\(= // /\(`;' )/\ //\`\==/'/\\ _/! \____/ !\_ SC STEP 2. FIND SOMETHING TO BEAT OFF WITH. HERE AN ANIMAL CORPSE WILL ALSO SUFFICE, BUT WE FIND THAT A GOOD SET OF MITTS OR INDUSTRIAL GLOVES WILL WORK WELL. AVOID ANYTHING WITH ASBESTOS. BE SURE TO AVOID CUTTING YOUR OWN THROAT OR KILLING A SCHOOLBUS FULL OF NUNS WHILE PERFORMING THIS MANEUVER. ALSO AVOID HAMMERS AS THEY MAKE SMASHY SMASHY. ___ ___ /HHH\ /HHH\ |XXXXX| _ |XXXXX| |HHHHH|/H) (H\|HHHHH| \XXXXX/X/ \XXXXXXX/ ||||||' `|||||| RR STEP 3. NOW JERK IT. JERK IT YOU FUCKING WHORE. JERK IT LIKE YOU'RE A RUSSIAN PROSTITUTE WHO HAS TO REALLY WORK FOR EVERY RUBLE YOU EARN. AS WE LACK A GOOD FACE SPURTING ASCII ART WE WILL INSTEAD USE THIS HAPPY-GO-LUCKY ELEPHANT: _ ,--. ;c),. o}` `._,=, `. / , `. `/L`. )~ ejm /_/\_\ STEP 4. FINALLY, BLOW YOUR SWEET LOAD YOU DUMB BITCH. IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU PREPARE IN ADVANCE (STEP 0) BY CHOOSING AN ADEQUATE RECEPTACLE FOR YOUR SPURT, CALLED THE JERKNAP. THIS JERKNAP IS VITALLY IMPORTANT TO THE SUCCESS OF YOUR ENDEAVOR: IF YOU CHOOSE THE WRONG THEN YOUR SEED WILL BE WASTED FOR ALL TIME AND YOU WILL GO STRAIGHT TO HELL (THE BAD HELL, NOT THE ONE WITH THE PROSTITUTES). ANY GARMENT WILL SUFFICE, ALTHOUGH FEMININE FRILLY THINGS ARE HIGHLY RECOMMENDED IN ORDER TO HELP YOU FORGET THAT YOU'RE ALL ALONE. FOR THE SAKE OF ARGUMENT WE WILL SHOW AN ASSORTMENT OF QUEER SHIT: ___ ___ /| |/|\| |\ /_| ' |.` |_\ | |. | | |. | |___|.__| RR =+=== / |. \ | |. | | |. | | |. | |_/_\___| RR ,==c==. |_/|\_| | '|` | | | | | | | |__|__| RR STEP 5. NOW THAT YOU'VE JERKED IT BUT GOOD, THE HAZE OF ENDORPHINS AND SLEEPY EYES WILL PREVENT THE CRUSHING PRESSURES OF DEPRESSION FROM KILLING YOURSELF FOR ANOTHER THREE TO SIX HOURS. BUY A FALAFEL OR SOMETHING. STEP 6. REPEAT. #1114: RAPE BLANKET Fri, 2002 Jul 12 anime, word _.--_, SLOWLY AS THE SUN SET / ' ('| THE RAPE BLANKET CAME | !. `.\ _.----.=~~`. DOWN LIKE A CURTAIN L_ ~~ ~`. `. /(/ ` |. ,| ' |/\ /`` ' / : ~~`. /\ ,' . `. \, , / `. | .' : / ' | ' || | '| | | | | `_ / `| | | \ \` || __ | | / \, | \. | \ \ \` \\ \ | `/\ /., ; `.| \,-..>--.~`-._>_. \_\ \/| | / `-./ | >' | | \_~ ~7\' '' _,/~: `' /| |-.\_. | `~| \ `,\`T dmp |b| | ,|_/ \ (_ \|\`_\P |P) |~|\\ \ ( \/ ' ~. | | _ ; \' | | | ~T // `. `-...' |-'=-~ \|| -_ _-~ \ \J | T-m....--~ . \ | \J\_| "###"| | J~ ____| `" |.__/-~ `~T |___ |.____ \\\ `---==== ~~-- \`:-. \ / .',' . `-:.\ / _.-;.' ` `- /---~.-~ | DS \ | ~~~~~ / `---\__/\_ _/ ,'|| ~~~ / | \ #1325: GESUNDHEIT Sat, 2003 Feb 8 word _____,,,\//,,\\,/, /-- --- --- ----- ///--- --- -- - ---- o////- ---- --- -- !!//o/--- -- -- o*) !///,~,,\\,\/,,/,//,, o!*!o'(\ /\ | ! o ",) \/\ /\ / \/\ o !o! !!| \/ \/ / ( * ( o!'; |\ ` / o o ! * !` | \ , \ o | o 'o| | : ` / * o !*!': |[| , / (o''| `| : , / ! *|'` \|, \ ' !o!':\ \` \ ( ('| '\ `--------/ !*!' '`---------/ o ! * ! ' ` / !o!' ' ` / ( !'( ' ` \ ////\\\,,\///,,,,\,/oO._* o !*!' ' \ ---- -- ------- - -oO*OoOo (o''| ' / -------- ------ 'oO*OoO!*|'o!! ' \ ------- -- - ---- --* oO*OoO *!'| ' ' / --- - ----- ---- - oO*OoO!!':o!' / - - ----- - -- - *--oO*OoOo!`_________/ \\\\\,,,\\,//////,\,,\\\/,,,\,,ejm/AMC THIS SCENE IS TRULY MURTURVITURGICAL #1333: SUNDIAL Sun, 2003 Feb 16 original, word _ | | | | I'M A HOMOGNOMON | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | tQn ___| |___ / |_| \ \_________/ #1835: DYKEPUNCHER Fri, 2004 Jul 2 word z \ss. BONSAI TREE MY ASS THAT'S A DYKEPUNCHER .zzZ/ \Ssss, WHAT'S A DYKEPUNCHER ?????? *POW* SPLIT LIP / / ^ ^ ANYWAY I'M SORRY I HIT YOU PLEASE BAIL ME OUT #1923: DODECAVORE Tue, 2004 Sep 28 word ,;=;+ti: IB+ ,iRX; +Bi ,XB: RV :MX I'M A RY ,BY DODECAVORE VV =R, :Xi I; =R: ;t tX: ,i, ;Y: t= :YiXY ;+ :, :XWWRIiYXBMM; ,YBMRRRBWWWWMBBRRBMt ;+, ,+RWM; ,, +MR ;MR ;MB ;MB, ;BM, ,BM= RMI :BMR tMWM= ,RWWWX, tMWWMBV, =++;, #1967: NAUGHTY BITS Thu, 2004 Nov 11 word .-""""-. / \ ) ` ____.-') I DON'T LIKE THE TERM "AREOLAE" ( _6 _ / AS IT SOUNDS TOO TECHNICAL ( \ _| ) / -._/ I PREFER THE TERM "TIT CAPS" _.--' ( _ / , `-. ) // , \ SIMILARLY "PUSSY" SOUNDS TOO . | ` ___.L\ ,--.\ PEDESTRIAN SO I PREFER TO \`,--'"\.-' '.-' )| REFER TO IT AS THE "COOTER" "'----._ __/)_,-.__. | _ ,--L "' __.-'_/ ) \_/--\____.-' _.-' _-+.--""". .==._-.__/. / _.-' | / `-. ` _/ / .` / \ , `. `--' .' / `-. `+_='^`-_.' __,' `'-..__,-_`==-' .-'' a:f .-'' _.-'\ '-..__.-' -.__) #2114: ANAL BACON Thu, 2005 Apr 7 best of, word . LISTEN CAREFULLY, THIS . . IS ALL I'M SAYING: _________________________ . . THIS STUFF IS NOT REGULAR BACON . . . . IT'S ANAL BACON . . <O> <O> SO YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WITH IT #2117: UNF Sun, 2005 Apr 10 word _ ,'-`. WHEN IN DOUBT, UNF :_ _: ..._ \ _ / _.,, `-.>. _,-`-'-._ ,<,-' : \ / _ `./ ; \ ` '_) / UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE ON A FIRST DATE ??? \ ,| (_, |. / UNF UNF UNF `' | . | `' :_______: YOUR BOSS IS UNSATISFIED WITH YOUR PERFORMANCE | | AT THE JOB AND NEEDS TO HAVE A TALK WITH YOU | | ABOUT YOUR FUTURE AT THE COMPANY !!??! UNF UNF UNF | . | | | | SHE THINKS IT MIGHT BE MY CHILD ?!?!?? UNF UNF UNF | | | | | | THEY FOUND YOUR DNA AND FINGERPRINTS AT THE | | | CRIME SCENE ??!!?!? UNF UNF UNF UNF (AN EXTRA UNF) |___:___| /___/___\ SSt #2187: CONSPIRACY DUCK: THE NEW WORD Sun, 2005 Jun 19 conspiracy duck*, word _ _.-'`-._ _ ;.'________'.; _________n.[____________].n_________ |""_""_""_""||==||==||==||""_""_""_""] |"""""""""""||..||..||..||"""""""""""| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| |.. .. .. ..||..||..||..||.. .. .. ..| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| ,,;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;,;;;,;;;,;;,, ;;jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; o< INSTEAD OF USING THE WORDS JUNTA OR HEGEMONY I'M JUST GOING TO GO HALFWAY AND CALL IT A JUNTEGEMONY #2218: WIKI/BLOG Wed, 2005 Jul 20 blog, wiki, word _ _ (_\__/(,_ | \ `_////-._ _ _ L_/__ "=> __/`\ (_\__/(,_ |=====;__/___./ | \ `_////-._'-'-'-""""""` J_/___"=> __/`\ I'M STARTING A COMBINATION WIKI/BLOG jgs |=====;__/___./ WHICH I'M GOING TO CALL A WOG '-'-'-"""""""` #2272: MOLESTOCRACY Mon, 2005 Sep 12 word ^ | + | THIS IS NO LONGER A CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC | | I NOW DECLARE THIS TO BE A MOLESTOCRACY | | A === ________ /EEE\ |______| //EEE\\ |*( )*| ejm 97 ___//_____\\_____________|O| |O|_______ #2316: WIKIPEDIANS Wed, 2005 Oct 26 best of, wikipedia, word ( ) ( ) ( THIS STEAMING PILE OF SHIT IS MY TRIBUTE TO WIKIPEDIANS ) _ ) EVERYWHERE !!!!! KEEP UP THE HARD WORK MAKING UNRELIABLE, ( \_ FADDISH, NEEDLESSLY CONTROVERSIAL, NON-FACT-CHECKED TURDS _(_\ \)__ (____\___)) TO WIKIPEDIANS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OR AS I CALL THEM WIKIPEDOS #2351: WIPEOUT PURE Wed, 2005 Nov 30 word _n_________________ |_|_______________|_| | ,-------------. | | | .---------. | | PSP: $250 | | | | | | | | | | | | WIPEOUT PURE FOR PSP: $50 | | | | | | | | | | | | DOWNLOADING MAP PACKS FOR WIPEOUT PURE OVER ONE | | `---------' | | OF MY NEIGHBOR'S WIRELESS NETWORKS WITHOUT | `---------------' | ENCRYPTION DIRECTLY TO THE PSP WITHOUT BOTHERING | _ GAME BOY | TO SET UP AN ACCESS POINT: HAW HAW | _| |_ ,-. | ||_ O _| ,-. "._,"| | |_| "._," A | | _ _ B | | // // | WARDRIVING ???? FUCK THAT I CALL IT WARWALKING, | // // \\\\\\ | WARSITTING, WARDRINKINGABEER | ` ` \\\\\\ , |________...______," hjw #2358: SUPERHERO NAME Wed, 2005 Dec 7 word .=., ;c =\ __| _/ IF WE GET TO CHOOSE OUR SUPERHERO NAMES .'-'-._/-'-._ /.. ____ \ THEN MINE WOULD BE "CUNTFUCKER" /' _ [<_->] ) \ ( / \--\_>/-/'._ ) \-;_/\__;__/ _/ _/ '._}|==o==\{_\/ / /-._.--\ \_ // / /| \ \ \ / | | | \; | \ \ / / | :/ \: \ \_\ / | /.'| /: | \ \ | | |--| . |--| \_\ / _/ \ | : | /___--._) \ |_(---'-| >-'-| | '-' snd /_/ \_\ #2513: A PHRASE GUARANTEED NEVER TO HAVE BEEN USED BEFORE IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANKIND Thu, 2006 May 11 word _ _ / | / \ | | /\ \ \| |/ / \ Y | /___ STACK-BASED HANDJOB .-.) '. `__/ (.-. / / | ' | |___| [_____] jgs | | #2525: WIKIPEDIA USER CHANGELOGS Tue, 2006 May 23 wikipedia, word ___ .-v'---`\. YOU KNOW WHAT'S COOL ?!?!?!? KEEPING A CHANGELOG /:/__ : __\'. ON YOUR WIKIPEDIA USER PAGE OF ................. |:/<O_>|<O>|:| YOUR CHANGES TO YOUR WIKIPEDIA USER PAGE !!!!!! |:|\_..J...|:| _|:|\ t----j|:|_ JESUS CHRIST GUY HOW BIG OF A BORING KNOW- /:`.| \ \__/ |.':\ NOTHING LOSER CAN YOU REALLY BE |: | |---: | :| _ \: |.-::.:|-:._:/ /|.' '. / .-' :'x71': `\ ||_ | \/\...---. :---.\ | .` /.'`/ .' ':' '. \\ .'\ .' | : |..:...:|:....:.|\ .' ' | : |\ : /|\ : /'.\_.' .` | : | \---':| `---'\'./|| .' | : | |;: :| :| \/::|.' }==={ |;: :| :| `--' }==={/`'._ \ _\ | : |`'-._`-:|.-'.-\ | : |"":"""""|""":""| | : | : :| : | | : | : :| : | \: |..: . / :..| / < :|- : / |...| :|- : / \_/. :|- :| | :|- :| cjr \ :|- :/ THE WIKIPEDOPHILIA IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE | |- | #2563: FAGTARDED Fri, 2006 Jun 30 word _,,,_ _ /////\\ _ |\ | \|\ _ // e e \\ / `|~\|_/|~\|_) _ (" > ") _ \_, |_)|_) \\.=-=.// \/ ) _ |\ / | \|\ \--\\\7///--/ /\/ _ |_)|~\ |~\ /`--`"""`--'\/ / |_)| \ TWO QUESTIONS / : \ / |\ |_) \ '-.,_ `-' |~\ 1. WHY DO ALL MALE MAGICIANS HAVE TO WEAR `-._/__)======_____, DARK EYELINER AND/OR PUT ON NAIL jgs ((=====)) POLISH AND ACT LIKE FUCKING FAGGOTS _ |`"""`| _// `\,_('> |= | (') 2. WHY DO A DISPROPORTIONATE \~_) |= | ( '-. PERCENTAGE OF PORN STARS HAVE -'= `-...-` _/-_(_)o SPEECH IMPEDIMENTS COULD IT BE THEY'RE FAGTARDED #2593: MEMENTS Sun, 2006 Jul 30 meme, word +------+ +------+ +------+ +------+ +------+ |`. |`. |\ |\ | | /| /| .'| .'| | `+--+---+ | +----+-+ +------+ +-+----+ | +---+--+' | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | +---+--+ | +-+----+ | +------+ | +----+-+ | +--+---+ `. | `. | \| \| | | |/ |/ | .' | .' `+------+ +------+ +------+ +------+ +------+' .+------+ +------+ +------+ +------+ +------+. .' | .'| /| /| | | |\ |\ |`. | `. +---+--+' | +-+----+ | +------+ | +----+-+ | `+--+---+ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | ,+--+---+ | +----+-+ +------+ +-+----+ | +---+--+ | |.' | .' |/ |/ | | \| \| `. | `. | +------+' +------+ +------+ +------+ `+------+ RK MEMES OF THE MOMENT SHOULD BE CALLED MEMENTS OR AT LEAST MEMENTOS OR JUST MENTOS (ALTOIDS) #2616: ANIME GIRL Tue, 2006 Aug 22 anime, word ._ __. / \"-. ,-",'/ ( \ ,"--.__.--".,' / =---Y(_i.-' |-.i_)---= f , "..'/\\v/|/|/\ , l l// ,'|/ V / /|| \\j LOOK AT ME I'M AN ANIME GIRL !!!!!!!! "--; / db db|/---" | \ YY , YY// '.\>_ (_),"' __ .-" "-.-." I," `. \.-""-. ( , ) ( \ | ( l `"' -'-._j __,---_ '._." . . \ (__.--_-'. , : ' \ '-. ,' .' / | \ \ \ "- "--.._____t____.--'-""' / / `. ". I'M GOING TO JOIN THE MIRITALLY / ": \' '. .' ( \ : | l j "-. l_;_;I l____;_I cgmm #2635: I DO NOT THINK THAT MEANS WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS Sun, 2006 Sep 10 word \ | / -- * -- / | \ /') ./') ('\. ('\ /' /.--''./'') (''\.''--.\ '\ :--'' ; ''./'') (''\.'' ; ''--: : ' ''./') ('\.'' ' : : ''./' '\.'' : :--''-..--'''' ''''--..-''--: dp HANDS EVERLONG #2643: RAPE BLANKET REDUX Mon, 2006 Sep 18 peanuts, word ,--.,-"";-"-. .-;-/ / / .- `\ .-. ` ( ' ' ` ; `\/ \ THIS RAPE BLANKET IS THRUSTY AND ROUGH \ / \ AND WITHOUT LUBE OR MERCY / (. C . ) | .-. | | _ / (` / | \ /}| | )(\ | `-> (____.| / ||| / \=====| | |\| | |====| \ _/ ` \__/=====| |` `-'======| \ |=======/ | |=======| | .--, THE BLANKET PART IS REALLY A MISNOMER ########\ |/ / BUT THE RAPE PART SURE ISN'T jgs |_|__|| ` `--. ,---;-'--'\ `--. `---`-------'-.___,___.---' #2655: PUMPKIN Sat, 2006 Sep 30 word . // OKAY IT'S PAST MIDNIGHT _.-"""""'//-'""""-._ .', , , , : : ` ` ` `. SO I AM OFFICIALLY A PUMPKIN / , , \'-._ : :_.-'/ ` ` \ / , , :\(_)\ /(_)/ : ` ` \ OR SOME KIND OF MAN-PUMPKIN HYBRID | , , , \__//\\__/ . . ` ` | | . .:_ : : '--`: : . _: ; :| | : : \\_ _' : _: :__// , , | \ ` ` \ \/ \/\/ \_/ / , , / \ ` ` \_/\_/\_/\_/\/ , , / `._ ` . : : : , , _.' I THINK THE PROPER TERM IS MUMPKIN `-..............-' bni #2716: INCONSOLABLE Thu, 2006 Nov 30 inconsolable, pornstar, word , , \y ,--.y/ /,---. )\ WELP TERA PATRICK GOT A STUPID HAIR DYE / (((\\)\ \ AND UGLY TATTOOS AND A FUCKED UP BOOB JOB \ \\-_/ / / \ i i / (_)=(_) ) . ( /\---/\ / )-( \ / / \ \ / ," ". \ SHORT STORY: MY BONER IS INCONSOLABLE / / \ \ hjw /-) (-\ / ^! !^ \ #2720: A TRAVESTY Mon, 2006 Dec 4 word _.---._ /\\ ./' "--`\// THIS ISN'T A TRAVESTY ./ o \ /./\ )______ \__ \ THIS IS A TRAVESTUNITY ./ / /\ \ | \ \ \ \ / / \ \ | |\ \ \7 " " " " VK #2731: AIDSCAKE Fri, 2006 Dec 15 word `'. .`' ` * . : * *| : ' | || ' TAKE A BIG DEEP GAY BITE OF MY AIDSCAKE `|~'||' v~v~v~v !@!@!@! _!_!_!_!_ | || || | || ||| }{{{{}}}{{{ ejm97 __||__ #2754: THE DAWN OF A NEW AGE Sun, 2007 Jan 7 second life, topical, word _ /\) _ _ / / (/\ WANNA CONDUCT AN INTERVIEW IN SECOND LIFE HUH ????? /\) ( Y) \ \ / / "" (Y ) ( Y) _ "" "" (/\ _ \ \ /\) (Y ) / / FROM THIS DAY FORTH WE SHALL HARKEN BACK TO TODAY "" ( Y) AS THE DAWN OF A NEW AGE OF PENISGRIEFING Krogg "" #2829: F.T.Y. Fri, 2007 Mar 23 word ,/ \. (( )) \`. ,'/ )') (`( ,'`/ \,`. (`-( )-') \-'\,-'"`-./`-/ \-') (`-/ /`' `'\ FUCK THE YES ( _ _ ) | ( \ / ) | | `.\ /,' | | `\ /' | ( ) \ / \ / `. ,' hh `-.-' #2836: A NEW ACRONYM Fri, 2007 Mar 30 word ___..)--------)-----..___ _.--"""""..--(---""""(""""-)---.. """".---. '-.__ `"--......_________.....--"` ( \_ """":---.._______________..---:"" ``"""-.`'-._ '--.._______________..--' `'-._`'-._ `'-._: wkm HOW ARE YOU DOING FUCKOT IT'S SHORT FOR "FUCKING FAGGOT" #2865: HOMOTAIN Sat, 2007 Apr 28 word _/\|\_\_ _| .- \___ ________\ / ) o`o__________ [nabis] </ ) _/_ )-.___/ / /\( (/ | (__`'` '` '--.) THIS IS CLEARLY HOMOTAIN #2887: FULLY Sun, 2007 May 20 word _____ _..--'''@ @'''--.._ .' @_/-//-\/>/>'/ @ '. ( @ /_<//<'/----------^-) I'M FULLY DEMURINATED |'._ @ //|###########| |~ ''--..@|',|}}}}}}}}}}}| | ~ ~ |/ |###########| | ~~ ~ ~|./|{{{{{{{{{{{| '._ ~ ~ ~ |,/````````````` jrei ''--.~.|/ #2892: WEBGINEER Fri, 2007 May 25 word . . . * . I DEFTLY FIXED MY PROBLEM BY BACKING OUT .|. THE CHANGES I MADE WHICH BROKE THINGS !!!!!!!!!! | . .-'|`-. | `-.|.-' .-. | `._.' | | * | | | |__ | | /| [__] | | / | || | | | | || | _|_ | | /\ | | _|_| || || | | | /\| | || || | | _|_ ||| | .-.|| |_|| | ||| | | | || |_ ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | FOLKS I'M A WEBGINEER ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | ||| | | | || | |||____|_|___|_____||_____|__________________________jro #2918: GARK Wed, 2007 Jun 20 porn, word `) _ \ IT'S INTERESTING THAT THE LANGUAGE WOMEN SPEAK (( }/ ,_ WHEN STARRING IN "GAG FACTOR" MOVIES ONLY )))__ / CONSISTS OF ONE WORD REPEATED OVER AND OVER AGAIN (((---' \ ' )|____.---- ) / \ ` ( / ' \ ` ) / ' \ ` / / ' _/ / _!____.-' GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK GARK /_.-'/ \ ejm |`_ |`_ #2920: PLEASE OH PLEASE SAY YES Fri, 2007 Jun 22 word __. . <| ____________ \,'.. | __ ,' `. \ \O \O/ _____ <'__`) )) / \ O/ \O_\OO_O | | ,=------ :o)o)\ | WOULD YOU | \O/| | || | /| / /######## \._/' ___| LIKE TO | | |\ |\/|| /###### _,-`.- \ `-. FUCKLE ?!?!? | /| _ __,--'--__ ,' _,/. : | | | (Y)-'--__,--' ,' ,' \\._/ / | YES/NO | __ :=-::-.-' //)' ,-' _/\ )) \ / ,',_.||||||| ,-'""-._ ((\,-'__] `.____________,' / (_)|||||||,_. / `-. | | | o |||||||(_)| ,,-:. / / \ \___,.|(_)||| o | //,-.\\ ( / \ \_,-+-. (____||-----,.___|,')|(O)| / / \ _) | `._;-----||____,\ \`-' \`.| / `--' |/ )) `' `-`-' \ \/ )) `' #2924: SINBAD Tue, 2007 Jun 26 wikipedia, word -="""--.._ ""--...._\ ,b:--....---. || //'""------"' _.l+----.// .&$""' .'"=.. '. / | | ) \ DID SINBAD WIKIDIE AGAIN _.-'@_.' '@_/ | .' " \ -._,-'^"""^'-, `. ,\""---___ |.. _.--._, \ .-"(,_\_""" _.' ' _,-; '"` ` " """' """' | |__ ,+ |-.`o o'"/| #| oO Oo"./ (#| | "|_, | '|> \ / ALL THESE WIKIDEATHS (FALSE `l ,' DEATHS CLAIMED BY WIKIPEDIA, |,-----||' pjy THE GREATEST SOURCE KNOWN lj lJ TO MAN) ARE BECOMING A PROBLEM o@o o@o " " #2946: BLOGGER GATHERING Wed, 2007 Jul 18 blog, word * * | * * * * * * \|/ * * * * \|O|/ * * * * * * \|O|/ * * * \o\o\o|O|o/o/o/ \o\o\o|O|o/o/o/ (<><><>O<><><>) (<><><>O<><><>) lc '=============' '===========' LET'S HOLD A BLOGGER GATHERING I'LL CALL IT A BLATHERING #3033: DIGITAL THEORIST Sat, 2007 Oct 13 word ,, ;;'} ,""", | \ \_ ^oo^,-----. | `--"` (..) ) )& |___| . ^oo^,-""""`.`| )( ) (( | (..) ) )&( ^..^,-"""-. || ) `--'.| )_( ) (..) ) )& ||_| . . |( )) `--'| )_( ) jrei LL-.> . .. |( )) I'M A DIGITAL THEORIST WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT MEANS PERSONALLY I PREFER TO BE CALLED A BUZZWORD MAGE #3097: BLORE Sun, 2007 Dec 16 blog, word _ _{Ss NOT ONLY A BLOG OR A WHORE BUT A BLOG WHORE (BLORE) //\\_/_/\Ss _/_| \_/ \_ pb #3116: IT'S A REAL WORD Fri, 2008 Jan 4 word _ _ //\ /\\ // \______ / \\ // / \ \\ // / \ \\ I'M SELF-DEFENESTRATING // / sSSSs \ \\ //_ / sSSSsSs \ _\\ //`_\ Ss. . s /_,\\ // \` Ss\ _ /Ss , / \\ // / \ \sSs_) (_sSs/ / \ \\ // / \_|_ \ / _|_/ \ \\ \\ / sS\ _^_ /ss \ // \\/ ) ( \// `===========================' drx/ejm #3141: HATERATION Tue, 2008 Jan 29 word _..._ ,' `. DON'T HATE MY HATERATION ,' `. ,' _ ,-. `. | (_) `-' | | > | | ,----. | | /,-""-.\ | `. |/ " ,' `. ,' Krogg `._____,' #3157: POONK Thu, 2008 Feb 14 word ______ (__ __) || mbfh THE WHISKEY CORK GOES: POONK /__\ \ \ \ WHO CARES WHAT THE DUMB COW OR PIG SAYS \ | #3168: ILLEGAL MUPPETRY Mon, 2008 Feb 25 word .----.-----.-----.-----. / \ \ \ \ I CONSIDER YOUR FIST UP MY ASS TO BE | \/ | | __L_____L__ | | | | ( \ ILLEGAL MUPPETRY | \___/ / \______/ | | \___/\___/\___/ | IN THE FIRST DEGREE \ \ / / | __/ \_ __/ | | | | | | | #3179: WERKAHOLIC Fri, 2008 Mar 7 word ____ || | I'M JERKING AND WORK (WHICH I CALL WERKING) ||___| _)__<__ _ _ |____|__|:|___|:|_ | |_.---._|___| _ | o| | | |_o_| | || |/| |\| | |_||____|`\___/'|___| V _/-\_ LET'S FACE IT I'M A WERKAHOLIC fsc

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