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#1828: GAUSSIAN BLUR Fri, 2004 Jun 25 macintosh, tax I DID MY TAXES IN ADOBE PHOTOSHOP THIS YEAR YES WE MACINTOSH USERS MUST EVEN DO OUR TAXES WITH IMPECCABLE STYLE!!! THIS WAY AT LEAST WHEN I GET AUDITED THEY'LL APPRECIATE MY USE OF GAUSSIAN BLUR ON LINE 42 - ,--_--. - \ `. - "-_ _ \ - / F ) - - / / `--' - / / - / / - __/ / /,-pJ - _--"-L || ," "// - / ,-""".//\ / / // J____ J / // L/----\ . F J //__//^---' ` ___J F '----| | ` J---| F F F ` `. ` `--J L J F . .` L J J F . . J \ ," F . `.` \ "--" ," hs ` ``."-____-" #2902: MACARENA Mon, 2007 Jun 4 macintosh __________________________ __..--/".' '. __..--"" | | | / | | | FIGURES THAT MACS WOULD HAVE / | | ___________________ | VIRUSES NAMED "MACARENA" ; | | :__________________/: | | | | | '.| | NEW MAC VIRUS: "SPICE GIRLS" | | | | || | | | | | || | FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY THE | | | | || | "MENTOS" TROJAN | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | |______......-----"\| | | | | |_______......-----" | | | | | | | | | | | | ____----| | | |_____.....----|#######|---| | | |______.....----"""" | | | | | |. .. | | , | |... .... | | (c ----- """ .' |..... ...... |\|_| ____......------"""|" |. .... .......| |"""""" | '... ..... ....| | | "-._ ..... .| | | "-._.....| | ___...---"""' "-._.| | ___...---""" """"" grp #2929: IPHONE Sun, 2007 Jul 1 iphone, macintosh, topical __i |---| |[_]| I'M WAITING IN LINE TO PUNCH PEOPLE WHO ARE |:::| WAITING IN LINE TO BE THE FIRST TO BUY AN IPHONE |:::| `\ \ \_=_\ jsm #3241: WINDOW FOCUS AND SPACES Thu, 2008 May 8 macintosh I'M GOING TO FUCKING MURDER SOMEONE OVER OS X WINDOW FOCUS AND "SPACES" __________________________ __..--/".' '. __..--"" | | | / | | | / | | ___________________ | ; | | :__________________/: | | | | | '.| | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | | || | | | | |______......-----"\| | | | | |_______......-----" | | | | | | | | | | | | ____----| | | |_____.....----|#######|---| | | |______.....----"""" | | | | | |. .. | | , | |... .... | | (c ----- """ .' |..... ...... |\|_| ____......------"""|" |. .... .......| |"""""" | '... ..... ....| | | "-._ ..... .| | | "-._.....| | ___...---"""' "-._.| | ___...---""" """"" grp I MEAN IT #3325: MPW Thu, 2008 Jul 31 macintosh emmmmmm~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\ LET'S ALL PROGRAM IN MPW """"""|_____ ) AND TAKE OUR OWN LIVES Elijah """""""""--------"""

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