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#1226: BATTLECRUISER 4000 AD

Fri, 2002 Nov 1

derek smart 

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                            /  \      __    MY NAME'S DEREK SMART AND  
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    \   \     \           > ,-.-.           HURRRRRRR POSTING TO USENET
     \   `.    \         /  |  \ \          AND MAKING AN EVEN BIGGER  
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#2207: BATTLECRUISER MILLENNIUM

Sat, 2005 Jul 9

derek smart 

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     HEY GUYS BATTLECRUISER MILLENNIUM IS FREE !!!!!!            
                                                                 
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#3139: UNIVERSAL COMBAT

Sun, 2008 Jan 27

derek smart 

  _.,-----/=\-----,._                                                        
 (__ ~~~"""""""~~~ __)                                                       
  | ~~~"""""""""~~~ |                                                        
  | |  ; ,   , ;  | |   OKAY FOLKS !!!!!                                     
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  | |  | |   | |  | |   UNIVERSAL COMBAT IS FINALLY A FREEWARE RELEASE !!!!!!
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  | |  | |   | |  | |   FINALLY MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE                     
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  |. \_| |   | |_/ .|                                                        
   `-,.__ ~~~ __.,-'                                                         
DF       ~~~~~

#3233: UWE BOLL

Wed, 2008 Apr 30

derek smart 

 .__   .-".                                  
(o\"\  |  |   UWE BOLL:                      
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  _.---:_ |     THE DEREK SMART OF FILMMAKING
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