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#1226: BATTLECRUISER 4000 AD

Fri, 2002 Nov 1

derek smart 

                             __                                        
                            /  \      __    MY NAME'S DEREK SMART AND  
.---.                  _   /   /   _.~  \   I'M A VERY IMPORTANT       
\    `.               / \ /   /.-~    __/   FIGURE IN THE COMPUTER GAME
 `\    \              |  |   |/    .-~ __   INDUSTRY !!!!!             
   \    \             |  |   |   .'--~~  \                             
    \    \            |  |   `  ' _______/  YOU WOULD BE FOOLISH TO    
     \    \           |  `        /         START AN ARGUMENT WITH ME  
 .--. \    \          |    `     /          BECAUSE I AM AMAZINGLY     
 \   `.\    \          \        /           WITTY AND CLEVER !!!!      
  `\   \     \          `\     (                                       
    \   \     \           > ,-.-.           HURRRRRRR POSTING TO USENET
     \   `.    \         /  |  \ \          AND MAKING AN EVEN BIGGER  
      \    .    \       /___| O |O\     ,   ASS OUT OF MYSELF          
   .-. \    ;    |    /`    `^-.\.-'`--'/                              
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#2207: BATTLECRUISER MILLENNIUM

Sat, 2005 Jul 9

derek smart 

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     HEY GUYS BATTLECRUISER MILLENNIUM IS FREE !!!!!!            
                                                                 
      WELL I GUESS NOT IF YOU CONSIDER THE OPPORTUNITY COST

#3139: UNIVERSAL COMBAT

Sun, 2008 Jan 27

derek smart 

  _.,-----/=\-----,._                                                        
 (__ ~~~"""""""~~~ __)                                                       
  | ~~~"""""""""~~~ |                                                        
  | |  ; ,   , ;  | |   OKAY FOLKS !!!!!                                     
  | |  | |   | |  | |                                                        
  | |  | |   | |  | |                                                        
  | |  | |   | |  | |   UNIVERSAL COMBAT IS FINALLY A FREEWARE RELEASE !!!!!!
  | |  | |   | |  | |                                                        
  | |  | |   | |  | |                                                        
  | |  | |   | |  | |   FINALLY MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE                     
  | |  | |   | |  | |                                                        
  |. \_| |   | |_/ .|                                                        
   `-,.__ ~~~ __.,-'                                                         
DF       ~~~~~

#3233: UWE BOLL

Wed, 2008 Apr 30

derek smart, uwe boll 

 .__   .-".                                  
(o\"\  |  |   UWE BOLL:                      
   \_\ |  |                                  
  _.---:_ |     THE DEREK SMART OF FILMMAKING
 ("-..-" /                                   
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    "--"  AsH

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