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#13: STAR TRUHHHHHHHHHHHHH Wed, 1999 Jul 7 star trek TO BOLDLY CHOKE WHERE NONE HAVE CHOKED BEFORE o . ___---___ . . .--\ --. . . . ./.;_.\ __/~ \. /; / `-' __\ . \ . . / ,--' / . .; \ | | .| / __ | -O- . |__/ __ | . ; \ | . | | | / \\_ . ;| \___| . o | \ .~\\___,--' | . | | . ; ~~~~\_ __| | \ \ . . ; \ /_/ . -O- . \ / . | ~/ . | . ~\ \ . / /~ o . ~--___ ; ___--~ . --- . -JT #89: VULCAN COP Tue, 1999 Sep 21 star trek , __ _.-"` `'-. /||\'._ __{}_( LIVE LONG AND PROSPER |||| |'--.__\ GLHAGLHAGLHAGULHAGULH | L.( ^_\^ \ .-' | _ | | | )\___/ | \-'`:._] \__/; '-. | |o __ \ | |o )( | jgs | |o \/ \ #402: SPOCK Sun, 2000 Jul 30 star trek o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$o$oo "" $ "o"$o"$o"o LAHFLAHGLHGALHGAL o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ o o " $ " HLAHGLAHGLHALGHAL "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ oo"oo " o HGLALHGLAGHLAHLG $o$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"o$"o$o $o"o$"o GHALGHLAGHALGHHL "$"$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ "o"$"$"$"$$$$$o"o$ $ o"$$$$$ HLGAHLAHGLAHGLHL "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$"o""o"o" " " " $ $o$ $o$o $""$"" 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!MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMl jMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb aMMMMMUmmmmmm"~mmmmmgmmmemmmmmmf*****##~MMbq "**M@~LmL,"*MMMmmmmmmmmmmmmm,__,jmmmmmMMm " _,mmm4Mm mmM0mmmy,_~~"""\==-~~~~*##MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"~,jm0M~~,__~## wM"""""MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm,__~ME,,mmmmmmmmmmM0M"~ "MA Qb xMM,m-, -q, ~""MMMM0MMMMMMMM#mmMMMMMMMMM"""' __,,sBMA,`0# 9 j# mMT,MmmmmJ~ -,_,mma_~"MMM@@90MMM,wm**~7wm *MMMMMMMM#`MA`b MP,MM6?MF ~"*ms ,0MP~ o: ,Bmm *"~jL mEj.o~jmBM0y"""~.,4MM MM M 0b`MMH!i !Mm my, MMM@M0mmA~MM0 ,dMGb.!m_Mmm"mMMM# MM0s#JM@,MM M !# MMMMM MMC0MMM 0MMM0mmmMMM# *""=="''*MMMMMMMMM'dMM"mf&M,0Mf;f MA 0MMM MMH~,MM MMMMMMMM0"jMM,~M_jMm.!MMMMMMMf MP,HJmM,MM'jf "#,~MMwMMLMMMM 1`MMMMMM@'4M#0MMMM@~9" MMMMM0', PjMMMMMM~,0@ ~Qm`MMM_MMMM M 0MMMM@ ,TpA_"JM",cam_`MMMM'&'d MMM@",mMM~ ~Mm`MMM""M 0LdMMMM'#MMMMMmmmMMMMMM,#MM'&M ##MM'mMM" M0,~*M0m:?MMMMMMj#"""~_ _ '~"MAJMMM#'d"",m0"~ MMMmm,__,*MWMMMM_jmmmMMmmMMmmm,MM0Q@',mMMM" ~"MM*#",_~MNMMMMMb_~"~~"""_mMMMMm",A #730: WELCOME TO THE GALLERY Sat, 2001 Jun 23 star trek llllllllllllll /\OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO/\ /\OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO/\ lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll |OOOOOO//mmmmmmOOOOOmmmmmm\\OOOOO| |OOOOO//mmmmmmmmOOOmmmmmmmm\\OOOO| |~~|OOOO//mmmmmmmmmmOmmmmmnnnnm\\OOO|~~| |~|~|OOO/********mmmmmmmmnnnnnnnm\\OO|~|~|\ |#| |OO/**********\\mmmnn/~~~~~~\m\\O| |#|\ \ |#| |OO*** ****\\mmmnn\_(__)_/mmOO| |#| \ \ |#|_|OO*** ***\\\mmmmn\nnnnmmmmmOO|_|#| | | \|OOOm*********\\\mmmmnn\nnnnnnnmmO| | | \OOOmmm*****mmmm\mmmnnn\\mnmmmmmOO / / OOOmmmmmmmmmm\\\\\\\\\\mmmmmmOO / / OOOmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnmmmmmmmOO / / OOmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmO / / mOOmmmmmmmuuuuuuummmmmmO / / MS mmmOmmmmmmmmnnnmmmmmmmO / / /~~~ mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOmm/ /mmmmmmm / /mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnmmmm/ /mmmmmmmmmmmm / /mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmn/ /nmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm \ \mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmm/ /nmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm m\ \mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnmmmm/ /nmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnn mmm\ \mmmmmmmnnmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnn/ /nnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnn mmmm\ \mmmmmnnnnnmmmmmmmmmnnnnnn/ /nnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnmmnnnn mmmmm\ \mmmmnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmnnn/ /nnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnn mmmmmm\ \mmnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmn/ /nnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnn mmmmmmm\ \nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn/ /nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn mmmmmmmm\ \nmnnnnnnnnnnn/ /nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmnnn mmmmmmmmm\ \nnnnnnnnnn/ /nnnnnnnmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmnn mmmmmmmmmm\ \nnnnnn/ /nnnnnnnnmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmnnn mmmmmmmmnnnn\ \n/ /nnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmnn mmmmmmmmnnnnnn\ /nnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmnn WELCOME TO THE GALLERY OF THE WORST FUCKING DRAWINGS EVER AND STAR TREK NO LESS #768: KLINGON WEB Tue, 2001 Jul 31 star trek 10101010101.' .`.\._0 0 _.|._ 1 1_./.`. 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OR MAYBE MY JIZZ IN A GLASS #999: SPACE-AGE TIGHTS Tue, 2002 Mar 19 star trek YOU CAN REALLY TELL I'M JEWISH IN THESE SPACE-AGE TIGHTS : : : : : RRVIttIti+==iiii++iii++=;:, : : IBMMMMWWWWMMMMMBXXVVYYIi=;:, : : tBBMMMWWWMMMMMMBXXXVYIti;;;:,, : t YXIXBMMWMMBMBBRXVIi+==;::;:::: , ;t IVYt+=+iIIVMBYi=:,,,=i+=;:::::, ;; YX=YVIt+=,,:=VWBt;::::=,,:::;;;:;: ;;; VMiXRttItIVRBBWRi:.tXXVVYItiIi==;: ;;;; =XIBWMMMBBBMRMBXi;,tXXRRXXXVYYt+;;: ;;;;; =iBWWMMBBMBBWBY;;;,YXRRRRXXVIi;;;:;,;;;= iXMMMMMWWBMWMY+;=+IXRRXXVYIi;:;;:,,;;= iBRBBMMMMYYXV+:,:;+XRXXVIt+;;:;++::;;; =MRRRBMMBBYtt;::::;+VXVIi=;;;:;=+;;;;= XBRBBBBBMMBRRVItttYYYYt=;;;;;;==:;= VRRRRRBRRRRXRVYYIttiti=::;:::=;= YRRRRXXVIIYIiitt+++ii=:;:::;== +XRRXIIIIYVVI;i+=;=tt=;::::;:; tRRXXVYti++==;;;=iYt;:::::,;; IXRRXVVVVYYItiitIIi=:::;,::; tVXRRRBBRXVYYYIti;::::,:::: YVYVYYYYYItti+=:,,,,,:::::; YRVI+==;;;;;:,,,,,,,::::::: #1045: WHICH END Sat, 2002 May 4 star trek ___________________ _-_ _ _-_ _ \__(==========/_=_/ ____.---'---`---.____ _|_|.---'---`---.|_|_ \_ \ \----._________.----/ \----._________.----/ \ \ / / `-_-' `. `]-[' ,' __,--`.`-'..'-_ `.' _ `.' /____ || | (_) | `--.____,-' `___' Q: IS THE RIGHT HAND IMAGE THE ASS END OF THE THING OR THE NOT-FOR-FUCKING END? SIGNED, CONFUSED IN CYBERSPACE. A: DEAR CONFUSED, I CANNOT TELL. YOU SHOULD REVERT TO STANDARD PROCEDURE: FUCK THE HOLE UNTIL THE HOLE REVEALS INNER BEAUTY SUCH AS WHETHER IT IS AN ASS OR A MOUTH. BE GOOD AT SCHOOL TODAY. LOVE, MOM. #1140: STAR TREK WHATEVER Wed, 2002 Aug 7 petition, star trek _.--"""""--._ .' '. / \ ; ; | | | | ; ; \ (`'--, ,--'`) / LET'S START A PETITION TO \ \ _ ) ( _ / / BRING BACK STAR TREK: WHATEVER ) )(')/ \(')( ( (_ `""` /\ `""` _) / \`"-, / \ ,-"`/ / `\ / `""` \ /` / |/\/\/\/\/\| / |\ /| _____/ ; |/\/\/\| ; \`-`--`-`/ \ / jgs ',__,' q__p q__p q__p q__p #1284: THE PICARD MANEUVER Sun, 2002 Dec 29 star trek ) COMPUTER ( ) TEA _.-~(~-. (@\`---'/. 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WHY DOES THE HOLODECK # # # # HAVE THE ABILITY TO FOOL # # GEORDI'S VISOR, WHICH # # # # CAN VIEW FREQUENCIES NOT # # # # VISIBLE TO THE HUMAN EYE? # # # # # # # # # # # # A. REMEMBER TO SLIT *DOWN* # # # # # # # # THE VEIN AND NOT ACROSS # # ## Dana'97 # # #1740: ANTI STAR TREK Mon, 2004 Mar 29 star trek . . I'M GOING TO EXPLAIN TO YOU MY INTERESTS + : . IN CREATING A SCIENCE FICTIONAL UNIVERSE : _ WHICH I LIKE TO REFER TO AS AN *ANTI* . ! ' (_) STAR TREK IN THAT IT'S SO UNLIKE IT BUT ,|.' VERY MUCH LIKE IT AT THE SAME TIME !!!! - -- ---(-O-`--- -- - ,`|'`. SEE INSTEAD OF CALLING IT STAR *TREK* , ! . I'LL CALL IT STAR *WOLF* !!!!!! : : " . --+-- WAIT WHY ARE YOU WALKING AWAY FROM ME .: . ! I'M NOT FINISHED YET THERE ARE GAYS O!o #1951: FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW Tue, 2004 Oct 26 star trek _-o#&&*''''?d:>b\_ _o/"`'' '',, dMF9MMMMMHo_ .o&#' `"MbHMMMMMMMMMMMHo. .o"" ' vodM*$&&HMMMMMMMMMM?. FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW ,' $M&ood,~'`(&##MMMMMMH\ / ,MMMMMMM#b?#bobMMMMHMMML & ?MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM7MMM$R*Hk ?$. :MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM/HMMM|`*L | |MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMbMH' T, $H#: `*MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb#}' `? ]MMH# ""*""""*#MMMMMMMMMMMMM' - MMMMMb_ |MMMMMMMMMMMP' : HMMMMMMMHo `MMMMMMMMMT . ?MMMMMMMMP 9MMMMMMMM} - -?MMMMMMM |MMMMMMMMM?,d- ' :|MMMMMM- `MMMMMMMT .M|. : .9MMM[ &MMMMM*' `' . :9MMk `MMM#" - &M} ` .- `&. . `~, . ./ AND I MUST BEAT OFF . _ .- '`--._,dd###pp=""' #2260: READING RAINBOW Wed, 2005 Aug 31 star trek _ _______ _______ _ /_/_______/\-----/\_______\_\ / /\ _ \ \---/ / _ /\ \ WHO ELSE WATCHES READING RAINBOW / / \ \_\ \ \-/ / /_/ / \ \ AND WANTS TO BEAT OFF UNTIL /_/ /\ \_______\/-\/_______/ /\ \_\ GEORDI CAN'T SEE ANYMORE /\ \ \/ / _ /\-/\ _ \ \/ / /\ /\ \ \ / /_/ / /-\ \ \_\ \ / / /\ / \ \_\/_______/ /---\ \_______\/_/ / \ / /\ \/\_\_______\/-----\/_______/_/\/ /\ \ \ \/ /\/_/_______/\-----/\_______\_\/\ \/ / \ / / /\ _ \ \---/ / _ /\ \ \ / \/ / / \ \_\ \ \-/ / /_/ / \ \ \/ \/_/ /\ \_______\/-\/_______/ /\ \_\/ \ \ \/ / _ /\-/\ _ \ \/ / / \ \ / /_/ / /-\ \ \_\ \ / / \_\/_______/ /---\ \_______\/_/ \_\_______\/-----\/_______/_/ LGB #2328: A DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTION Mon, 2005 Nov 7 star trek __ _-"" ""-_ IF JESUS WERE ALIVE TODAY WHO ; / \ WOULD HE SAY IS THE BETTER <'--__ ; ; | ; o | * STARSHIP CAPTAIN: KIRK OR PICARD ,,-, <'--__<'--_|_<'--__,-_/\.### ,,-, ,-,,| ,,-, `-__/___) \_ _/ -__ __- "" Faroul #2346: DENISE CROSBY Fri, 2005 Nov 25 star trek ______ ___.--------'------`---------.____ _.---'----------------------------------`---.__ .'___=]=========================================== ,-----------------------..__/.' >--.______ _______.---' ]====================<==||(__) .' `------' `-----------------------`' ----.___--/ / /---' `/ /_______(______________________/ `-------------.--------------.' \________|_.-' DJC DENISE CROSBY GOT FAT ?!!?!?!? WELL I GUESS THAT'S JUST GOD'S PUNISHMENT FOR DOING THAT AWFUL, AWFUL STAR TREK DOCUMENTARY #2422: MY POKER AVATAR Thu, 2006 Feb 9 poker, star trek __ _..-''--'----_. ,''.-''| .---/ _`-._ ,' \ \ ;| | ,/ / `-._`-. ,' ,',\ \( | |// /,-._ / / ;.`. `,\ \`| |/ / | )/ / / /`_`.\_\ \| /_.-.'-''/ / / /_|_:.`. \ |;'`..') / / `-._`-._`.`.;`.\ ,' / / `-._`.`/ ,'-._/ / : `-/ \`-.._/ | : ;._ ( : | \ ` \ \ \ | : : ; | / ; ,' / / / / / SSt DUDE MY POKER PLAYING ICON THAT EVERYONE SEES WHEN I'M AT THE ONLINE SITES IS DATA WITH HIS VISOR WHILE PLAYING FIVE CARD STUD WITH RIKER AND EVERYONE ELSE ON THE ENTERPRISE !!!!!!!! EPISODE 97375 STARDATE 207305.0 DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE TAPE #2440: FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW II (BUGS) Mon, 2006 Feb 27 star trek \ '-.__.-' FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW /oo |--.--,--,--. \_.-'._i__i__i_.' AND I MUST EAT BUGS """"""""" fsc #2562: A SERIOUS QUESTION Thu, 2006 Jun 29 star trek __ ___ ___ ,' ,' | | `. `. ,' ,' |===| `. `. / // |___| \\ \ / // |___| \\ \ //// |___| \\\\ / / || || \ \ / / || || \ \ /| | || || | |\ || | | : o : | | || | \| | .===. | |/ | | |\ /| (___) |\ /| | |__||.\ .-. // /,_._,\ \\ .-. /.||__| |__||_.\ `-.\ //_ [:(|):] _\\ /.-' /._||__| __/| ||___`._____ ___\\__/___/_ ||| _\___\__//___ _____.'___||_ |\__ /___//__________/.-/_____________|.-.|_____________\-.\__________\\___\ \___\\__\\\_____\`-\__\\\\__\____|_-_|____/_//_____/-'/__//______//__// \|__||__..' // \ _ \__|||__/ _ / \\ `..__||__|/ |__||_./ .-'/ \\ |(|)| // \`-. \..||__| | || / `-' \\ \'/ // `-' \ || | | |/ \| :(-): |/ \| | | /| | : o : | |\ | || | | |___| | | || \| | || || | |/ \ \ || || / / \ \ ||___|| / / \\\\ |___| //// \ \\ |___| // / \ \\ | | // / `. `. |===| ,' ,' `._`. |___| ,'_,' JR WHY DO THEY LET ARABS ON DS9 ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? OR HAVE THEY ALL BEEN FIXED BY THE 24TH CENTURY #2614: DO YOU Sun, 2006 Aug 20 star trek _ DO YOU `_)) __, _.-"""--. __ .' Y`_ /;' ,;;-'` / \\-.,_ |e ( // ,'`( , | || _ '-/_ .-'| `.;;< )\ \_//_/ \/|-\_/ ( | ;',,/ _.-""""""-' / \`\ \.-/ `\/ .;;/ STILL .' ,_.'`'. \ \ \/ / | ';;| .' _..-. `\ '. \ \ ` / |`\`;.`\ / .' `\ |. \ '-\_.' ; /| ';| _ / ' / .--. )/ \ ; / , / (_/ ;.' / './ .--, / _ `\ ; ; | ,;' \ (_( \(\ \ /` _ \ \_( ) | | | | | | Y /` )/ / / | | \ (_ | ; | .' / | | /( _) ,.-' / , ; / /` ; ; \ /`| \`._ _.' , / ; | ; ; '---; `"-; '----' , / | \ / / \ , .' \ '----'` / OLD FRIEND '. , , .' '. .' jgs '-.__ __.-' `""""""` `""""` #3316: RIDGES Tue, 2008 Jul 22 islam, star trek _.._ .' .-'` HAS ANYONE NOTICED HOW THE WORD QUR'AN LOOKS LIKE KLINGON / / | | HINT: THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW THEY'RE BAD GUYS \ '.___.; jgs '._ _.' (THE TURBANS HIDE THE FOREHEAD RIDGES YOU SEE) `` #3623: STAR TREK Mon, 2009 May 25 star trek _ ___________________________=====____ __--__ / || =<==== NCC-1701 ======= / ___________---______---___________ \_||__________________________________/ \________________________________/ | | \______/ \__ .. : \ | | `--' \_ : \ | | __-`------`-----____| | \ |||_ .::. : |_|--_ -)=|__ =<=======-- :. |_\ / ||| __________---' ------------ _________ ___--- .. ---___ _- -_ _ ___________________________=====__ _/ \_ / || /\ / \ \_||_____,-,___________________ _\/ / \ | | ===== / | | | | ____ __--------------____|_| I'M WORRIED THERE | ,- __ -. \ ||| `--_ ISN'T ENOUGH EXPLODING | | (__) | -)=| _) SHIT IN THE NEW | `-____-' / ||| ______,-- STAR TREK MOVIE | -------------- | | \ | | | \ / _ _____| |___________________=====___ \_ _/ / || `-' /\ \_ _/ \_||___________________________ __\/ -___ .. ___- ===== ---_________--- __ __ / \ __---__ / \ __\__/_____---_______---_____\__/__ \_________________________________/ \\_ \_______/ _// \\_ `---' _// \\..-|_|-..// `/ .---. \' | | o | | \ `-_-' / `-----' #3758: BEHOLD Wed, 2009 Oct 7 star trek , // ,,/ ,.// ,/ ,// / /, // ,/, /, // ,/, /, // ,/,_|_// ,/ ,, ,/, // ,/ /, //, /,/ BEHOLD /, /,.-' '-. ,// ////, // ,/,/, // /// , ,/,/ \ // ,,///, // ,/,/, // , A ,/ , ^^^^^|^^^^^ ,// /// /,,/,/, ///, // / // | O , // ,/, //, ///, // ,/ GOD ,/ ,, J\/|\_ |+'(` , |) ^ ||\|||\|/` | /,/ | || ,)// |\/-\|| ||| |\] . WHO / /,, /| . , ///, . /, // ,//, / , / ejm \ \ ). //, ,( ,/,/, // ,/, PEES #3987: BAJORAN Mon, 2010 May 24 star trek ________ ___,,,,,,, jgs [________>__________\ DO THESE RIDGES I CARVED INTO MY NOSE MAKE ME LOOK BAJORAN ??? OR JUST LIKE I'M A DIPSHIT WHO GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH A CHAINSAW #4268: GUARANTEED Tue, 2011 Mar 1 star trek _____.-._____ ______.------'-------------`------.______ '=========================================` ((__`----._____________.----'__)) `---' |-| `---' | __|o|__ | THE ARTIST WHO DREW THIS | .' _---_ `. | HAS NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL \______| .' _ `. |______/ | | (_) | | AND NOW NEVER WILL \ \ / / JB `-=====-' #4318: NEXT GENERATION RERUNS Wed, 2011 Apr 20 bbc, star trek ______ ___.--------'------`---------.____ _.---'----------------------------------`---.__ .'___=]=========================================== ,-----------------------..__/.' >--.______ _______.---' ]====================<==||(__) .' `------' `-----------------------`' ----.___--/ JB / /---' `/ /_______(______________________/ `-------------.--------------.' \________|_.-' THANK GOD FOR BBC AMERICA !!!!! NOW I CAN WATCH STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION RERUNS #4399: SAAVIK Sun, 2011 Jul 10 kirstie alley, star trek _.--._ ,' `. / __) __` \ ( (`-`(-') ) INTRODUCING KIRSTIE ALLEY AS SAAVIK /) \ _ / ( /' )-._.' . \ ___ ( ,--., `.)___(___) )( /-.,--'\ _ \X/` '/ .'/ \ ( Uu")\ / / \ `/,-' ) ( ^ , ,^ )`._.' ( `. Y .' ) \ `. )\.' / ) )`._.'=='._.' ( / ) Ojo/VK/FS/ejm ( ."-. /(` -) / \ ( \`-.__ -'_." ` | \`-.__.--"v" | `.' \ |, , / `._/ : / | ' / /| / / | / #4466: PADD Thu, 2011 Sep 15 apple, star trek +-'~`---------------------------------/\-- ||"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" \\\\\\ \/~) || \\\\\\ \/_ |~~~~~~~~-________________-_________________\ ~--_ !---------|_________ ------~~~~~(-- )--~~ \ /~~~~\~~\ )--- \_ /( || | | \ () \\ \\____/_ / ()\ \\ `~~~~~~~~~-. \ \\ \ \ <($)> \\ TURN YOUR IPAD INTO A GENUINE \ \ \\ PADD FROM STAR TREK, COMPLETE \ \ \\ WITH TONS OF DATA ABOUT THE SHOW \ \ \\ \ \ () \| THEN MAKE YOURSELF A NICE LAST _\_\__====~~~ MEAL, TAKE A NICE HOT BATH WITH LOTS OF BUBBLES AND SCENTED CANDLES, AND THEN SLICE THE FUCKING VEINS OPEN IN YOUR WRIST AND TAKE YOUR OWN LIFE (CUT DOWN NOT ACROSS) #4820: CAPTAIN SULU'S NEW ORDERS Mon, 2012 Sep 3 star trek ____ __,-~~/~ `---. _/_,---( , ) __ / < / ) \___ - ------===;;;'====------------------===;;;===----- - - \/ ~"~"~"~"~"~\~"~)~"/ (_ ( \ ( > \) \_( _ < >_>' ~ `-i' ::>|--" I;|.|.| TARGET THAT EXPLOSION AND SWALLOW <|i::|i|`. BM (` ^'"`-' ") ------------------------------------------------------------------ #5012: KIRK VS. PICARD Thu, 2013 Mar 14 star trek __ | `-. / | `-. [| _|__ \ _ ___ _ _/ ,'___ `. | `-. \ `-.___.-----' `--/_.. | `. \||== \ ===`..-| ,---------. | ]| .. \-|.---. ) ===,''-|___`---------' _| ]| '' /-|`---' ) /__,-' `-----._,--\_`' |___,' / |== / \ `.____.' |_,-' [| | / \ | ,-' |__,-' FOLKS IT'S JUST A SIMPLE FACT OF LIFE THAT KIRK IS BETTER THAN PICARD AND IF YOU ARGUE WITH ME ABOUT THIS THEN YOU'RE A FOOL SIGNED, INTERNET FUCKFACE #5107: HELLO KIRKY Mon, 2013 Jun 17 star trek __ \/.--, //_.' I DON'T BELIEVE IN THE NO-WIN SANRIO .-""-/""-. / __ \ / \\\ \ | || | \ / \ \ / \ '- / OH GOD WHAT HAS BECOME OF ME THAT I ACTUALLY MADE THAT JOKE '-.__.__.' sjw #5305: FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW III (HAPPY NEW YEAR) Wed, 2014 Jan 1 star trek FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW ) ) ,- ) /| .-='_._) . __.- \ (_( '/ / / / . . . _.-' ,--. ) ' ' - . . :. .. ___...--..--' . . /(p) `--' _..---...___. ..:.:..x="::.:. .. : /\ .--.___..---" `"-===.::/::::... .. a8888a / _)---' . `x:. . ... J8P "88b <./ . \.. .. `YdP 888b / / ____ 88888 ` |\/\ \/ F . :': `88888 _ \ | | \/ ____ \ : | |8888 / \ | a88P \` / L . : ) |888 : \_ \ 88 ).\ .| | ( |88 :. / \/ 88b .' \ J | ) |8 . \/ d888 J: \ . 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