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#13: STAR TRUHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Wed, 1999 Jul 7

star trek

       TO BOLDLY CHOKE WHERE NONE HAVE CHOKED BEFORE       
                                                           
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                 .          ---         .              -JT 

#89: VULCAN COP

Tue, 1999 Sep 21

star trek

              ,                          
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    /||\'._ __{}_(  LIVE LONG AND PROSPER
    ||||  |'--.__\  GLHAGLHAGLHAGULHAGULH
    |  L.(   ^_\^                        
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#402: SPOCK

Sun, 2000 Jul 30

star trek

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#543: CRACKERS IN SPACE

Mon, 2000 Dec 18

star trek

                              WE'RE THREE CRACKERS IN SPACE
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#667: DUMBEST SHOW EVER

Sat, 2001 Apr 21

star trek

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               mMMMMMMMMMMMMM0MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm   THE DUMBEST FUCKING
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#730: WELCOME TO THE GALLERY

Sat, 2001 Jun 23

star trek

                                                                
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  WELCOME TO THE GALLERY OF THE WORST FUCKING DRAWINGS EVER     
                                                                
                    AND STAR TREK NO LESS                       

#768: KLINGON WEB

Tue, 2001 Jul 31

star trek

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    IT'S A THOLIAN WEB !11! OR MAYBE MY JIZZ IN A GLASS         

#999: SPACE-AGE TIGHTS

Tue, 2002 Mar 19

star trek

YOU CAN REALLY TELL I'M JEWISH IN THESE SPACE-AGE TIGHTS
                                                        
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               VRRRRRBRRRRXRVYYIttiti=::;:::=;=         
                YRRRRXXVIIYIiitt+++ii=:;:::;==          
                +XRRXIIIIYVVI;i+=;=tt=;::::;:;          
                 tRRXXVYti++==;;;=iYt;:::::,;;          
                  IXRRXVVVVYYItiitIIi=:::;,::;          
                   tVXRRRBBRXVYYYIti;::::,::::          
                    YVYVYYYYYItti+=:,,,,,:::::;         
                    YRVI+==;;;;;:,,,,,,,:::::::         

#1045: WHICH END

Sat, 2002 May 4

star trek

___________________          _-_             _      _-_      _  
\__(==========/_=_/ ____.---'---`---.____  _|_|.---'---`---.|_|_
            \_ \    \----._________.----/  \----._________.----/
              \ \   /  /    `-_-'              `.  `]-['  ,'    
          __,--`.`-'..'-_                        `.' _ `.'      
         /____          ||                        | (_) |       
              `--.____,-'                          `___'        
                                                                
Q: IS THE RIGHT HAND IMAGE THE ASS END OF THE THING             
OR THE NOT-FOR-FUCKING END? SIGNED, CONFUSED IN                 
CYBERSPACE.                                                     
                                                                
A: DEAR CONFUSED, I CANNOT TELL. YOU SHOULD REVERT TO           
STANDARD PROCEDURE: FUCK THE HOLE UNTIL THE HOLE                
REVEALS INNER BEAUTY SUCH AS WHETHER IT IS AN ASS               
OR A MOUTH. BE GOOD AT SCHOOL TODAY. LOVE, MOM.                 

#1140: STAR TREK WHATEVER

Wed, 2002 Aug 7

petition, star trek

    _.--"""""--._                                     
  .'             '.                                   
 /                 \                                  
;                   ;                                 
|                   |                                 
|                   |                                 
;                   ;                                 
 \ (`'--,    ,--'`) /   LET'S START A PETITION TO     
  \ \  _ )  ( _  / /    BRING BACK STAR TREK: WHATEVER
   ) )(')/  \(')( (                                   
  (_ `""` /\ `""` _)         /                        
   \`"-, /  \ ,-"`/         /                         
    `\ / `""` \ /`         /                          
     |/\/\/\/\/\|         /                           
     |\        /|   _____/                            
     ; |/\/\/\| ;                                     
      \`-`--`-`/                                      
       \      /                                       
jgs     ',__,'                                        
         q__p                                         
         q__p                                         
         q__p                                         
         q__p                                         

#1284: THE PICARD MANEUVER

Sun, 2002 Dec 29

star trek

      )      COMPUTER                                      
     (                                                     
      )        TEA                                         
  _.-~(~-.                                                 
 (@\`---'/.      EARL GREY                                )
('  `._.'  `)                                            ( 
 `-..___..-'       COCKS                                  )
                                              .-.,--^--.  _
                                              \\| `---' |//
                                               \|        / 
niki                                           _\_______/_ 

#1305: PREFIX CODE

Sun, 2003 Jan 19

2010, star trek

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             .-'.- )  \d888888888888b.                               
            /.'   b  Y8888888888888888b.                             
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         / o888 Y Y8888888888888888888888b                           
        / d888P/ /| Y"Y8888888888888888888b                          
       J d8888/| Y .o._. "Y8888888888888Y" \                         
       |d Y888b|obd88888bo. """Y88888Y' .od8                         
       Fdd 8888888888888888888bo._'|| d88888|   MY BUNGHOLE'S PREFIX 
       Fd d 88\ Y8888Y "Y888888888b, d888888P   CODE IS ONE SIX THREE
       d-b 8888b Y88P'     """""Y888b8888P"|    OH NINE              
      J  8\88888888P    `m.        """""   |                         
      || `8888888P'       "Ymm._          _J    ATTEMPT NO LANDING   
      |\\  Y8888P  '     .mmm.YM)     .mMF"'    THERE                
      | \\  Y888J     ' < (@)>.- `   /MFm. |                         
      J   \  `YY           ""'   ::  MM @)>F    USE THEM TOGETHER    
       L  /)  88                  :  |  ""\|                         
       | ( (   Yb .            '  .  |     L    USE THEM IN PEACE    
       \   bo  8b    .            .  J     |                         
        \      "' .      .    .    .  L   F                          
         o._.:.    .        .  \mm,__J/  /                           
         Y8::'|.            /     `Y8P  J                            
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              _           ""'                 . `.                   

#1430: SPLIT INFINITIVE

Sat, 2003 May 24

star trek

                                      ,  SPACE                        
                                     ;;                               
                                    ;;  THE FINAL FRONTIER            
          ,                         ;;                                
          ,;                       ;;;  THESE ARE THE CONTINUING      
           ;;;                     ;;,  VOYAGES OF THE STARSHIP       
            ;;M                   ;;;  ENTERPRISE                     
             ;MM                  ;;;                                 
              ;MM         ;   ;  ;;;  ITS CONTINUING MISSION: TO      
               MMM        M   ;; ;;;  EXPLORE STRANGE NEW WORLDS      
               -;;;      ;;   ;;M;;,  AND NEW CIVILIZATIONS           
                ;;;,    ;;;;;,;;;;;                                   
                 ,  ,   ;;M.;;;M;;;    TO BOLDLY GO (SPLIT INFINITIVE,
                    ,,    ;;;;;;;; ;;  MISSION CANCELLED)             
                     ;;;;  ;;;;;;;;;M                                 
                  M ; ;;;;,;;;;;;;;;;                                 
              ;;;;MM;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;                                 
               ,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;                                
                 ;;;;;;;;;;;  ;;;;;;;;;;,                             
                  ;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,,;;MMMMMM;                 
                ,;;;M;,;;;;  ;,;;;;;;;;;;;;,,,;;;MMMMMM               
    ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;;;MMM                              
;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;M;MMMM                              
                   ,;;;;;;; ;;;;;;MM                                  
                   ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;MM=                                
                 ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,MM;                               
                ;;;=;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;MM;                              
              ;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;MM                              
             ;;;  ;;;;M;;;;;;;,;  ,M;;;;                              
            ;;  ;;;;;  ,;;;,;;;;  ;;; ;;,                             
               -M;;;   ,;=;,;;;;,  MM;,                               
               M;;;;    ;;;,;;;,    ;;;                               
              MM;;M;    ;; ,;;;     ;;;;                              
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            MM;         ;   ,; M       ;;                             
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          ,,                ,,           ;;                           
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                             ,            ,;                          
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                             ;              ;;                        
                             ;               ; exec                   

#1458: STAR TREK FAQ

Sat, 2003 Jun 21

star trek

                #                                              
              #   #                   QUESTION 5.4.7:          
         #   #     #   #              ---------------          
     #      #       #       #                                  
           #         #             Q. WHY DOES THE HOLODECK    
  #       #           #        #      HAVE THE ABILITY TO FOOL 
         #             #              GEORDI'S VISOR, WHICH    
 #      #               #       #     CAN VIEW FREQUENCIES NOT 
        #         # #    #            VISIBLE TO THE HUMAN EYE?
   #    #       #    #   #    #                                
      # #     #       #  # #       A. REMEMBER TO SLIT *DOWN*  
        #   # # # # #  # #            THE VEIN AND NOT ACROSS  
        # #             ##                                     
Dana'97 #                #                                     

#1740: ANTI STAR TREK

Mon, 2004 Mar 29

star trek

   .       .              I'M GOING TO EXPLAIN TO YOU MY INTERESTS
 +  :      .              IN CREATING A SCIENCE FICTIONAL UNIVERSE
           :       _      WHICH I LIKE TO REFER TO AS AN *ANTI*   
       .   !   '  (_)     STAR TREK IN THAT IT'S SO UNLIKE IT BUT 
          ,|.'            VERY MUCH LIKE IT AT THE SAME TIME !!!! 
-  -- ---(-O-`--- --  -                                           
         ,`|'`.           SEE INSTEAD OF CALLING IT STAR *TREK*   
       ,   !    .         I'LL CALL IT STAR *WOLF* !!!!!!         
           :       :  "                                           
           .     --+--    WAIT WHY ARE YOU WALKING AWAY FROM ME   
 .:        .       !      I'M NOT FINISHED YET THERE ARE GAYS     
                                                                  
O!o                                                               

#1951: FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW

Tue, 2004 Oct 26

star trek

               _-o#&&*''''?d:>b\_                                  
          _o/"`''  '',, dMF9MMMMMHo_                               
       .o&#'        `"MbHMMMMMMMMMMMHo.                            
     .o"" '         vodM*$&&HMMMMMMMMMM?.   FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW
    ,'              $M&ood,~'`(&##MMMMMMH\                         
   /               ,MMMMMMM#b?#bobMMMMHMMML                        
  &              ?MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM7MMM$R*Hk                       
 ?$.            :MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM/HMMM|`*L                      
|               |MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMbMH'   T,                     
$H#:            `*MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMb#}'  `?                     
]MMH#             ""*""""*#MMMMMMMMMMMMM'    -                     
MMMMMb_                   |MMMMMMMMMMMP'     :                     
HMMMMMMMHo                 `MMMMMMMMMT       .                     
?MMMMMMMMP                  9MMMMMMMM}       -                     
-?MMMMMMM                  |MMMMMMMMM?,d-    '                     
 :|MMMMMM-                 `MMMMMMMT .M|.   :                      
  .9MMM[                    &MMMMM*' `'    .                       
   :9MMk                    `MMM#"        -                        
     &M}                     `          .-                         
      `&.                             .                            
        `~,   .                     ./    AND I MUST BEAT OFF      
            . _                  .-                                
              '`--._,dd###pp=""'                                   

#2260: READING RAINBOW

Wed, 2005 Aug 31

star trek

        _ _______        _______ _                                      
       /_/_______/\-----/\_______\_\                                    
      / /\    _  \ \---/ /  _    /\ \   WHO ELSE WATCHES READING RAINBOW
     / /  \  \_\  \ \-/ /  /_/  /  \ \   AND WANTS TO BEAT OFF UNTIL    
    /_/ /\ \_______\/-\/_______/ /\ \_\   GEORDI CAN'T SEE ANYMORE      
   /\ \ \/ /  _    /\-/\   _   \ \/ / /\                                
  /\ \ \  /  /_/  / /-\ \  \_\  \  / / /\                               
 /  \ \_\/_______/ /---\ \_______\/_/ /  \                              
/ /\ \/\_\_______\/-----\/_______/_/\/ /\ \                             
\ \/ /\/_/_______/\-----/\_______\_\/\ \/ /                             
 \  / / /\    _  \ \---/ /  _    /\ \ \  /                              
  \/ / /  \  \_\  \ \-/ /  /_/  /  \ \ \/                               
   \/_/ /\ \_______\/-\/_______/ /\ \_\/                                
    \ \ \/ /  _    /\-/\   _   \ \/ / /                                 
     \ \  /  /_/  / /-\ \  \_\  \  / /                                  
      \_\/_______/ /---\ \_______\/_/                                   
       \_\_______\/-----\/_______/_/ LGB                                

#2328: A DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTION

Mon, 2005 Nov 7

star trek

                       __                                               
                   _-""  ""-_         IF JESUS WERE ALIVE TODAY WHO     
 ;                /          \         WOULD HE SAY IS THE BETTER       
<'--__ ;     ;   |  ;       o | *       STARSHIP CAPTAIN: KIRK OR PICARD
 ,,-, <'--__<'--_|_<'--__,-_/\.###                                      
       ,,-,  ,-,,|  ,,-, `-__/___)                                      
                  \_        _/                                          
                    -__  __-                                            
                       ""          Faroul                               

#2346: DENISE CROSBY

Fri, 2005 Nov 25

star trek

                                                  ______                       
                                     ___.--------'------`---------.____        
                               _.---'----------------------------------`---.__ 
                             .'___=]===========================================
,-----------------------..__/.'         >--.______        _______.---'         
]====================<==||(__)        .'          `------'                     
`-----------------------`' ----.___--/                                         
     /       /---'                 `/                                          
    /_______(______________________/                                           
    `-------------.--------------.'                                            
                   \________|_.-' DJC                                          
                                                                               
     DENISE CROSBY GOT FAT ?!!?!?!?                                            
                                                                               
        WELL I GUESS THAT'S JUST GOD'S PUNISHMENT FOR DOING THAT               
         AWFUL, AWFUL STAR TREK DOCUMENTARY                                    

#2422: MY POKER AVATAR

Thu, 2006 Feb 9

poker, star trek

              __                                               
        _..-''--'----_.                                        
      ,''.-''| .---/ _`-._                                     
    ,' \ \  ;| | ,/ / `-._`-.                                  
  ,' ,',\ \( | |// /,-._  / /                                  
  ;.`. `,\ \`| |/ / |   )/ /                                   
 / /`_`.\_\ \| /_.-.'-''/ /                                    
/ /_|_:.`. \ |;'`..')  / /                                     
`-._`-._`.`.;`.\  ,'  / /                                      
    `-._`.`/    ,'-._/ /                                       
      : `-/     \`-.._/                                        
      |  :      ;._ (                                          
      :  |      \  ` \                                         
       \         \   |                                         
        :        :   ;                                         
        |           /                                          
        ;         ,'                                           
       /         /                                             
      /         /                                              
               / SSt                                           
                                                               
  DUDE MY POKER PLAYING ICON THAT EVERYONE SEES WHEN I'M AT THE
  ONLINE SITES IS DATA WITH HIS VISOR WHILE PLAYING FIVE CARD  
  STUD WITH RIKER AND EVERYONE ELSE ON THE ENTERPRISE !!!!!!!! 
                                                               
  EPISODE 97375 STARDATE 207305.0                              
                                                               
  DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE TAPE                                  

#2440: FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW II (BUGS)

Mon, 2006 Feb 27

star trek

   \                                            
    '-.__.-'             FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW
    /oo |--.--,--,--.                           
    \_.-'._i__i__i_.'    AND I MUST EAT BUGS    
          """""""""                             
fsc                                             

#2562: A SERIOUS QUESTION

Thu, 2006 Jun 29

star trek

                __                ___               ___                
              ,' ,'              |   |              `. `.              
            ,' ,'                |===|                `. `.            
           / //                  |___|                  \\ \           
          / //                   |___|                   \\ \          
         ////                    |___|                    \\\\         
        /  /                    ||   ||                    \  \        
       /  /                     ||   ||                     \  \       
      /| |                      ||   ||                      | |\      
      || |                     | : o : |                     | ||      
     |  \|                     | .===. |                     |/  |     
     |  |\                    /| (___) |\                    /|  |     
    |__||.\         .-.      // /,_._,\ \\      .-.         /.||__|    
    |__||_.\        `-.\    //_ [:(|):] _\\    /.-'        /._||__|    
 __/|  ||___`._____ ___\\__/___/_ ||| _\___\__//___ _____.'___||_ |\__ 
/___//__________/.-/_____________|.-.|_____________\-.\__________\\___\
\___\\__\\\_____\`-\__\\\\__\____|_-_|____/_//_____/-'/__//______//__//
   \|__||__..'         //  \ _ \__|||__/ _ /  \\         `..__||__|/   
    |__||_./        .-'/    \\   |(|)|   //    \`-.        \..||__|    
    |  || /         `-'      \\   \'/   //      `-'         \ ||  |    
     |  |/                    \| :(-): |/                    \|  |     
     |  /|                     | : o : |                     |\  |     
      || |                     | |___| |                     | ||      
      \| |                      ||   ||                      | |/      
       \  \                     ||   ||                     /  /       
        \  \                    ||___||                    /  /        
         \\\\                    |___|                    ////         
          \ \\                   |___|                   // /          
           \ \\                  |   |                  // /           
            `. `.                |===|                ,' ,'            
              `._`.              |___|              ,'_,' JR           
                                                                       
       WHY DO THEY LET ARABS ON DS9 ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?          
                                                                       
          OR HAVE THEY ALL BEEN FIXED BY THE 24TH CENTURY              

#2614: DO YOU

Sun, 2006 Aug 20

star trek

             _                                                      
  DO YOU    `_))  __,  _.-"""--.                                    
 __        .'   Y`_ /;'  ,;;-'`                                     
/ \\-.,_   |e    ( //  ,'`(                       ,                 
| ||  _ '-/_    .-'| `.;;<                        )\                
\_//_/ \/|-\_/ (   | ;',,/             _.-""""""-' /                
     \`\ \.-/   `\/  .;;/   STILL    .'       ,_.'`'.               
      \ \ \/   /  |  ';;|          .'    _..-.  `\   '.             
       \ \ `  /   |`\`;.`\        /    .'     `\  |.   \            
        '-\_.'    ; /| ';|   _   / '  /    .--. )/  \   ;           
          /   ,  / (_/ ;.'  / './   .--,  /  _ `\    ;  ;           
         |  ,;'  \  (_(     \(\ \ /`  _ \ \_( ) |    |  |           
         |        |            | Y  /` )/    /  /    |  |           
         \        (_           | ;  |      .'  /     |  |           
      /( _)      ,.-'         / ,   ;     /  /`      ;  ;           
      \     /`|  \`._      _.' ,   /     ;  |        ;  ;           
       '---;   `"-;  '----'  ,    /      |  \       /  /            
            \             ,     .'       \   '----'`  /   OLD FRIEND
             '.    ,   ,      .'          '.        .'              
         jgs   '-.__      __.-'             `""""""`                
                    `""""`                                          

#3316: RIDGES

Tue, 2008 Jul 22

islam, star trek

      _.._                                                                
    .' .-'`      HAS ANYONE NOTICED HOW THE WORD QUR'AN LOOKS LIKE KLINGON
   /  /                                                                   
   |  |            HINT: THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW THEY'RE BAD GUYS             
   \  '.___.;                                                             
jgs '._  _.'         (THE TURBANS HIDE THE FOREHEAD RIDGES YOU SEE)       
       ``                                                                 

#3623: STAR TREK

Mon, 2009 May 25

star trek

                                     _  ___________________________=====____
              __--__                / ||     =<==== NCC-1701 =======       /
___________---______---___________  \_||__________________________________/ 
\________________________________/           | |                            
             \______/  \__ .. :  \           | |                            
               `--'       \_   :  \          | |                            
                         __-`------`-----____| |                            
                      \ |||_     .::. :      |_|--_                         
                      -)=|__ =<=======--      :. |_\                        
                      / |||           __________---'                        
                          ------------                                      
             _________                                                      
       ___---   ..    ---___                                                
     _-                     -_       _  ___________________________=====__  
   _/                         \_    / ||                                 /\ 
  /                             \   \_||_____,-,___________________     _\/ 
 /                               \           | |                   =====    
/                                 |          | |                            
|              ____      __--------------____|_|      I'M WORRIED THERE     
|            ,- __ -. \ |||                    `--_   ISN'T ENOUGH EXPLODING
|            | (__) | -)=|                        _)  SHIT IN THE NEW       
|            `-____-' / |||              ______,--    STAR TREK MOVIE       
|                          --------------    | |                            
\                                 |          | |                            
 \                               /   _  _____| |___________________=====___ 
  \_                           _/   / ||     `-'                          /\
    \_                       _/     \_||___________________________     __\/
      -___      ..       ___-                                      =====    
          ---_________---                                                   
                       __                         __                        
                      /  \        __---__        /  \                       
                    __\__/_____---_______---_____\__/__                     
                    \_________________________________/                     
                           \\_   \_______/   _//                            
                             \\_   `---'   _//                              
                               \\..-|_|-..//                                
                                `/ .---. \'                                 
                                | |  o  | |                                 
                                 \ `-_-' /                                  
                                  `-----'                                   

#3758: BEHOLD

Wed, 2009 Oct 7

star trek

, // ,,/ ,.// ,/ ,// / /, // ,/, /, // ,/,         
/, // ,/,_|_// ,/ ,, ,/, // ,/ /, //, /,/    BEHOLD
 /, /,.-'   '-. ,// ////, // ,/,/, // ///          
, ,/,/         \ // ,,///, // ,/,/, // ,     A     
,/ , ^^^^^|^^^^^ ,// ///  /,,/,/, ///, //          
 / //     |  O    , // ,/, //, ///, // ,/    GOD   
,/ ,,     J\/|\_ |+'(` , |) ^ ||\|||\|/` |         
 /,/         |   || ,)// |\/-\|| ||| |\] .   WHO   
/ /,,       /|    . ,  ///, . /, // ,//, /         
, / ejm     \ \    ). //, ,( ,/,/, // ,/,    PEES  

#3987: BAJORAN

Mon, 2010 May 24

star trek

       ________ ___,,,,,,,                                             
jgs   [________>__________\                                            
                                                                       
        DO THESE RIDGES I CARVED INTO MY NOSE MAKE ME LOOK BAJORAN ??? 
                                                                       
        OR JUST LIKE I'M A DIPSHIT WHO GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH A CHAINSAW
                                                                       

#4268: GUARANTEED

Tue, 2011 Mar 1

star trek

               _____.-._____                                    
 ______.------'-------------`------.______                      
'=========================================`                     
     ((__`----._____________.----'__))                          
      `---'         |-|         `---'                           
        |         __|o|__         |     THE ARTIST WHO DREW THIS
        |       .' _---_ `.       |     HAS NEVER TOUCHED A GIRL
        \______| .'  _  `. |______/                             
               | |  (_)  | |            AND NOW NEVER WILL      
                \ \     / /                                     
             JB  `-=====-'                                      

#4318: NEXT GENERATION RERUNS

Wed, 2011 Apr 20

bbc, star trek

                                                  ______                       
                                     ___.--------'------`---------.____        
                               _.---'----------------------------------`---.__ 
                             .'___=]===========================================
,-----------------------..__/.'         >--.______        _______.---'         
]====================<==||(__)        .'          `------'                     
`-----------------------`' ----.___--/ JB                                      
     /       /---'                 `/                                          
    /_______(______________________/                                           
    `-------------.--------------.'                                            
                   \________|_.-'    THANK GOD FOR BBC AMERICA !!!!!           
                                                                               
                                                                               
                          NOW I CAN WATCH STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION RERUNS

#4399: SAAVIK

Sun, 2011 Jul 10

kirstie alley, star trek

         _.--._                                            
      ,'        `.                                         
     /   __) __`  \                                        
    (   (`-`(-')   )    INTRODUCING KIRSTIE ALLEY AS SAAVIK
    /)  \   _  /  (                                        
   /'    )-._.' .  \ ___                                   
  (  ,--.,    `.)___(___)                                  
   )(   /-.,--'\   _ \X/`                                  
  '/ .'/        \ (  Uu")\                                 
    / /          \ `/,-'  )                                
   ( ^      ,    ,^ )`._.'                                 
    ( `.   Y   .'  )                                       
     \  `. )\.'   / )                                      
     )`._.'=='._.' (                                       
    /               )   Ojo/VK/FS/ejm                      
   (                ."-.                                   
  /(`    -)        /    \                                  
 (  \`-.__    -'_."      `                                 
 |  \`-.__.--"v"          |                                
 `.'      \   |,          ,                                
  /        `._/           :                                
 /           |           '                                 
/           /|          /                                  
           / |         /                                   

#4466: PADD

Thu, 2011 Sep 15

apple, star trek

 +-'~`---------------------------------/\--                                  
||"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" \\\\\\  \/~)                              
||                                  \\\\\\  \/_                              
 |~~~~~~~~-________________-_________________\ ~--_                          
 !---------|_________       ------~~~~~(--   )--~~                           
                     \ /~~~~\~~\   )--- \_ /(                                
                      ||     |  | \   ()   \\                                
                      \\____/_ / ()\        \\                               
                       `~~~~~~~~~-. \        \\                              
                                   \ \  <($)> \\                             
   TURN YOUR IPAD INTO A GENUINE    \ \        \\                            
   PADD FROM STAR TREK, COMPLETE     \ \        \\                           
   WITH TONS OF DATA ABOUT THE SHOW   \ \        \\                          
                                       \ \  ()    \|                         
   THEN MAKE YOURSELF A NICE LAST      _\_\__====~~~                         
   MEAL, TAKE A NICE HOT BATH WITH                                           
   LOTS OF BUBBLES AND SCENTED CANDLES,                                      
   AND THEN SLICE THE FUCKING VEINS OPEN IN YOUR WRIST AND TAKE YOUR OWN LIFE
                                                                             
   (CUT DOWN NOT ACROSS)                                                     

#4820: CAPTAIN SULU'S NEW ORDERS

Mon, 2012 Sep 3

star trek

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#5012: KIRK VS. PICARD

Thu, 2013 Mar 14

star trek

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   FOLKS IT'S JUST A SIMPLE FACT OF LIFE THAT         
   KIRK IS BETTER THAN PICARD AND IF YOU ARGUE WITH ME
   ABOUT THIS THEN YOU'RE A FOOL                      
                                                      
   SIGNED, INTERNET FUCKFACE                          

#5107: HELLO KIRKY

Mon, 2013 Jun 17

star trek

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#5305: FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW III (HAPPY NEW YEAR)

Wed, 2014 Jan 1

star trek

                                                                     
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