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#1110: AT FIVE STARS

Mon, 2002 Jul 8

grand theft auto

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#1867: SKILLSET

Tue, 2004 Aug 3

grand theft auto

  CHECK ME OUT I CAN BEAT OFF AND PLAY GRAND THEFT        
      AUTO AT ONCE (BUT NOT MUCH ELSE REALLY)             
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#2251: STRAIGHT OUTTA GANTON

Mon, 2005 Aug 22

grand theft auto

         .. ..              ...                                          
       .' ;' ;             ;''''.                                        
       ;| ; |;            ;;    ;   YOU KNOW I AGREED WITH IT BEING      
       ;| ; |;            ;;.   ;   ONLY FOR 17+ WITH THE ROBBING        
       ;  ~~~~',,,,,,,    '. '  ;   AND MURDER AND MAYHEM AND VEHICULAR  
       ;    -A       ;      ';  ;   MANSLAUGHTER AND PROSTITUTION AND    
       ;       .....'        ;   ;  MOB HITS AND PIMPING AND GANG        
       ;      _;             ;   ;  BANGING AND ARSON FOR HIRE AND       
       ;   __(o)__.          ;   ;  COPKILLING AND BEATING PEOPLE TO     
      .;  '\--\\--\        .'    ;  DEATH WITH PURPLE DILDOS             
    .'\ \_.._._\\......,.,.;     ;                                       
 .''   |       ;   ';      '    .'  BUT NOW THAT I SEE THE GOOFY         
;      |      .'    ;..,,.,,,,.'    PIXELATED BOOB DOLLS BOUNCING UP     
;      |    .'  ...'                AND DOWN I REALIZE THAT IT'S         
'.     \  .'   ,'  \\               TOTALLY CORRUPTING OUR (17+) CHILDREN
  '.    ;'   .;     \\                                                   
    '.      .'      '-'                                                  
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         ''' ARV                                                         

#2667: QUEENS RAMPAGES

Thu, 2006 Oct 12

grand theft auto

  .--d8b,                                                             
 (  '`YP)   OKAY BE HONEST I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO WENT ON RAMPAGES 
 \ f||? /   IN THE QUEENS SECTION OF SAN FIERRO                       
 / j||t \                                                             
 (  ||  )   I MEAN COME ON IT'S GRAND THEFT AUTO YOU HAVE TO GO ON    
  `-||-'    RAMPAGES                                                  
    ||                                                                
    ||      AND IF YOU HAVE TO KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE, WHAT BETTER PLACE
fL  ||                                                                
   =JJ=                                                               

#2791: CAN'T HAVE THAT

Tue, 2007 Feb 13

grand theft auto

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     I'D LIKE TO RETURN MY COPY OF GRAND THEFT AUTO: SAN ANDREAS      
    BECAUSE I HEAR THERE ARE BOOBIES IN IT AND I CAN'T HAVE THAT      

#2877: ... IN HELL

Thu, 2007 May 10

grand theft auto

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       \                        /                           
     #####^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~\O/~~\Q/~^~^~rr     
                                                            
RYDER AND BIG SMOKE CAN PICK THE CORN OUT OF MY SHIT IN HELL

#3170: BUSINESS VENTURE

Wed, 2008 Feb 27

grand theft auto

      .-.                                                             
     (/^\)     I SUGGEST TO YOU A BUSINESS VENTURE:                   
     (\ /)                                                            
     .-'-.     PUNCHING HOOKERS AND TAKING THEIR MONEY (AND RUNNING)  
    /(_I_)\                                                           
    \\) (//    AFTER ALL HAS GRAND THEFT AUTO TAUGHT US NOTHING IF    
     /   \     NOT THAT HOOKERS ARE CASH MACHINES AND PUNCHING BAGS   
     \ | /                                                            
      \|/      PLUS GOD EVEN CLEANS UP THEIR SPILLED BLOOD AND CORPSES
      /|\      AFTER A SHORT TIME SO THERE IS NO SOCIETAL IMPACT      
      \|/                                                             
jgs   /Y\      PLEASE BUY MY EBOOK FOR $9.95                          

#3231: GAMES ENCOURAGE VIOLENCE

Mon, 2008 Apr 28

grand theft auto

       .---.     .---.                                                    
      ( -o- )---( -o- )                                                   
      ;-...-`   `-...-;                                                   
     /                 \      WHO SAYS VIDEO GAMES ENCOURAGE VIOLENCE     
    /                   \                                                 
   | /_               _\ |    EVER SINCE I STARTED PLAYING GTA I HAVEN'T  
   \`'.`'"--.....--"'`.'`/    FELT THE NEED TO GO OUTSIDE AND KILL HOOKERS
    \  '.   `._.`   .'  /                                                 
 _.-''.  `-.,___,.-`  .''-._                                              
`--._  `'-._______.-'`  _.--`                                             
jgs  /                 \      AS MUCH AS I USED TO                        
    /.-'`\   .'.   /`'-.\                                                 
   `      '.'   '.'                                                       

#4103: GRAND THEFT AUTO IV

Fri, 2010 Sep 17

grand theft auto

    .---------------.                                               
   /       oLo       \                                              
 O/_____/________/____\O     IT IS MY SOLEMN DUTY TO CONFIRM THAT   
 /__________+__________\     GRAND THEFT AUTO IV IS NOWHERE NEAR    
/    (#############)    \    AS FUN AS GRAND THEFT AUTO: SAN ANDREAS
|[**](#############)[**]|                                           
\_______________________/                                           
 |_""__|_,-----,_|__""_|                                            
 | |     '-----'     | |                                            
 '-'          APC'97 '-'                                            

#4823: GRAND THEFT AUTO V

Thu, 2012 Sep 6

grand theft auto

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ejm97  X|                                                             
                                                                      
   OH GREAT YOU CAN PLAY FUCKING TENNIS IN GRAND THEFT AUTO V         
                                                                      
   I SURE HOPE YOUR COUSIN ROMAN CALLS YOU ON YOUR CELL CONSTANTLY TOO

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