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#1110: AT FIVE STARS

Mon, 2002 Jul 8
grand theft auto

.--"""""""--. AT FIVE STARS / .-"""""""-. \ THE FBI COMES _.-" / \ "-._ _.-" _.-' `-._ "-._ .' _.-" .---._ "-._ `. / .' .' .-.'-:. __ `. \ _.-^-.L / .'.'. .-:; .-" "; J.-^-._ .-" ___ "-. : /./(_)"(_): :-: : .-" ___ "-. .' .-" "-. `; /:` . ;: `-\ _J' .-" "-. `. / .' "-.;j ;`. -= / : _:' "-j `. \ : / : \:/ `-+: /;___.'\ _.( \ ; ; : .-: /;\_ ;(J/--.___.;""; \ ; : : ; .-" ; : ;l y\.- .- .---.; : ; : ; : `. ; ;\:; /.-\`./ .'/ ; : ; ; : ; \ :/ ;: :/ ;-^..:-:: / : ; : : \ : \ ;: `-' ; \ : ;: : ; / ; \ \ ; : `.;; : ; \ : \; : / / `. `. : \ : : `.; ; ; : ; .' .' \. `. ; L;\ \ . : ; : ; ;: .' ./ \`. : .-" / \ `---' ;`--/ ;: : : ; ;_.'/ J_L;J-. : ; : ( / ; ; ;: :J Y ).,--`.\; : ___ \ \ / : ; L_;: ; \': \) ;.-"".-"""""""----::__ .-";/ :_: :;;:;::--...; .'/ .-`:: : : ; ::::::' :/ : _.-"/ : \ \ : ; : T^:; \ _..-'.- :`. ""'^.; : : ; `-.___...--"""-+" ; ; "-+-+'; ; ; : ;\ : : ; : : ; : ""---...._______________; \ ; ;"" ; : ; ""---...._________________: ; :--"" : : __...._ ; : ;_ ; ; .-" _.-""""--.._ [bug] _..-: ; : "-. : : / .q" "-._.-" ; : ;. \ ; ; : .'\ ; : : `. ; : ; :/ .): ; ; \; : : \ `-' L_..--t" / ; \ ; ; `-.J_ / ,-) : ::.`.__. X :__.' :; `.__..-"

#1867: SKILLSET

Tue, 2004 Aug 3
grand theft auto

CHECK ME OUT I CAN BEAT OFF AND PLAY GRAND THEFT AUTO AT ONCE (BUT NOT MUCH ELSE REALLY) _ .(_)_ /, \ . <_) |\ __/._ .-|/_ ` . ' ( . ) . | . : .d8b-'/ _ \.-./ _ a:f.-.-..-.--.--._ ( ( Y `n ____________'...`__________ '/ '-. . - : : # .v . ----==----- . .'-. ' .-,_.-' ( )_#_/ `-._. - --- -- ._.-' O/ # `/:_ --- - '., .-' "' # ` `=. . - _.-' # `-: . `: '

#2251: STRAIGHT OUTTA GANTON

Mon, 2005 Aug 22
grand theft auto

.. .. ... .' ;' ; ;''''. ;| ; |; ;; ; YOU KNOW I AGREED WITH IT BEING ;| ; |; ;;. ; ONLY FOR 17+ WITH THE ROBBING ; ~~~~',,,,,,, '. ' ; AND MURDER AND MAYHEM AND VEHICULAR ; -A ; '; ; MANSLAUGHTER AND PROSTITUTION AND ; .....' ; ; MOB HITS AND PIMPING AND GANG ; _; ; ; BANGING AND ARSON FOR HIRE AND ; __(o)__. ; ; COPKILLING AND BEATING PEOPLE TO .; '\--\\--\ .' ; DEATH WITH PURPLE DILDOS .'\ \_.._._\\......,.,.; ; .'' | ; '; ' .' BUT NOW THAT I SEE THE GOOFY ; | .' ;..,,.,,,,.' PIXELATED BOOB DOLLS BOUNCING UP ; | .' ...' AND DOWN I REALIZE THAT IT'S '. \ .' ,' \\ TOTALLY CORRUPTING OUR (17+) CHILDREN '. ;' .; \\ '. .' '-' '.. .' ''' ARV

#2667: QUEENS RAMPAGES

Thu, 2006 Oct 12
grand theft auto

.--d8b, ( '`YP) OKAY BE HONEST I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO WENT ON RAMPAGES \ f||? / IN THE QUEENS SECTION OF SAN FIERRO / j||t \ ( || ) I MEAN COME ON IT'S GRAND THEFT AUTO YOU HAVE TO GO ON `-||-' RAMPAGES || || AND IF YOU HAVE TO KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE, WHAT BETTER PLACE fL || =JJ=

#2791: CAN'T HAVE THAT

Tue, 2007 Feb 13
grand theft auto

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#2877: ... IN HELL

Thu, 2007 May 10
grand theft auto

_ (_) --""------- 0/ ^^ .___...../ /__| |__\ \_/H__, ^^ \ / #####^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~\O/~~\Q/~^~^~rr RYDER AND BIG SMOKE CAN PICK THE CORN OUT OF MY SHIT IN HELL

#3170: BUSINESS VENTURE

Wed, 2008 Feb 27
grand theft auto

.-. (/^\) I SUGGEST TO YOU A BUSINESS VENTURE: (\ /) .-'-. PUNCHING HOOKERS AND TAKING THEIR MONEY (AND RUNNING) /(_I_)\ \\) (// AFTER ALL HAS GRAND THEFT AUTO TAUGHT US NOTHING IF / \ NOT THAT HOOKERS ARE CASH MACHINES AND PUNCHING BAGS \ | / \|/ PLUS GOD EVEN CLEANS UP THEIR SPILLED BLOOD AND CORPSES /|\ AFTER A SHORT TIME SO THERE IS NO SOCIETAL IMPACT \|/ jgs /Y\ PLEASE BUY MY EBOOK FOR $9.95

#3231: GAMES ENCOURAGE VIOLENCE

Mon, 2008 Apr 28
grand theft auto

.---. .---. ( -o- )---( -o- ) ;-...-` `-...-; / \ WHO SAYS VIDEO GAMES ENCOURAGE VIOLENCE / \ | /_ _\ | EVER SINCE I STARTED PLAYING GTA I HAVEN'T \`'.`'"--.....--"'`.'`/ FELT THE NEED TO GO OUTSIDE AND KILL HOOKERS \ '. `._.` .' / _.-''. `-.,___,.-` .''-._ `--._ `'-._______.-'` _.--` jgs / \ AS MUCH AS I USED TO /.-'`\ .'. /`'-.\ ` '.' '.'

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FART BACK	WHAT'S YOUR NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION, JERKOFF?
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MORE STUFF	Jerk Your Own Adventure, oo, Jerkcity, Viscera!, Her!, Those Drinky-Drink Kids, Exploding Dog, Penny Arcade, VG Cats, Dinosaur Comics, Cyanide and Happiness, Nedroid Comics, Wondermark
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