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#3191: TOP TEN REASONS BLOGGERS DON'T SUCCEED (Wed, 2008 Mar 19)
#3190: BASEBALL BAT (Tue, 2008 Mar 18)
#3189: AMERICAN GANGSTER (Mon, 2008 Mar 17)
#3188: SCOOT OVER (Sun, 2008 Mar 16)
#3187: CAVEAT (Sat, 2008 Mar 15)
#3186: THE GHOST WHISPERER (Fri, 2008 Mar 14)
#3185: TRUER WORDS WERE NEVER SPOKEN (Thu, 2008 Mar 13)
#3184: ASSOCIATE'S DEGREE (Wed, 2008 Mar 12)
#3183: INTERVENTION (Tue, 2008 Mar 11)
#3182: WITH ALL DUE RESPECT TO DR. DRE AND ICE CUBE (Mon, 2008 Mar 10)
#3181: GIVE ME GAPE (Sun, 2008 Mar 9)
#3180: YO MAMA'S SO FAT (Sat, 2008 Mar 8)
#3179: WERKAHOLIC (Fri, 2008 Mar 7)
#3178: RUSSIAN MASSAGE PARLORS (Thu, 2008 Mar 6)
#3177: RUNNING AWAY (Wed, 2008 Mar 5)
#3176: A SERIOUS DRAWBACK (Tue, 2008 Mar 4)
#3175: REAL LIFE SHOCK COMBO (Mon, 2008 Mar 3)
#3174: PANTY RAID (Sun, 2008 Mar 2)
#3173: VEGANS (Sat, 2008 Mar 1)
#3172: WILLIAM F. BUCKLEY, RIP (Fri, 2008 Feb 29)
#3171: BEING A COCK (Thu, 2008 Feb 28)
#3170: BUSINESS VENTURE (Wed, 2008 Feb 27)
#3169: PORK BUNS (Tue, 2008 Feb 26)
#3168: ILLEGAL MUPPETRY (Mon, 2008 Feb 25)
#3167: CRUSH (Sun, 2008 Feb 24)
#3166: GIANNA MICHAELS' NEW HOME (Sat, 2008 Feb 23)
#3165: TIME TRAVELLING YOU (Fri, 2008 Feb 22)
#3164: TO MR. CLINTON (Thu, 2008 Feb 21)
#3163: TO MRS. OBAMA (Wed, 2008 Feb 20)
#3162: PRESIDENT'S DAY (Tue, 2008 Feb 19)
#3161: THE BEST PART OF (Mon, 2008 Feb 18)
#3160: VOTE RON PAUL (Sun, 2008 Feb 17)
#3159: GOD HELP ME II (Sat, 2008 Feb 16)
#3158: NORTHERN ILLINOIS UNIVERSITY SHOOTING (Fri, 2008 Feb 15)
#3157: POONK (Thu, 2008 Feb 14)
#3156: GAPE (Wed, 2008 Feb 13)
#3155: LEFTY (Tue, 2008 Feb 12)
#3154: MILF (Mon, 2008 Feb 11)
#3153: SUPREME COMMANDER (Sun, 2008 Feb 10)
#3152: ISIS NILE (Sat, 2008 Feb 9)
#3151: OBEY (Fri, 2008 Feb 8)
#3150: SNAKES ON A __________ (Thu, 2008 Feb 7)
#3149: POINT FOUR (Wed, 2008 Feb 6)
#3148: RIGHTS REVOKED (Tue, 2008 Feb 5)
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#3170: BUSINESS VENTURE

Wed, 2008 Feb 27

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      .-.                                                             
     (/^\)     I SUGGEST TO YOU A BUSINESS VENTURE:                   
     (\ /)                                                            
     .-'-.     PUNCHING HOOKERS AND TAKING THEIR MONEY (AND RUNNING)  
    /(_I_)\                                                           
    \\) (//    AFTER ALL HAS GRAND THEFT AUTO TAUGHT US NOTHING IF    
     /   \     NOT THAT HOOKERS ARE CASH MACHINES AND PUNCHING BAGS   
     \ | /                                                            
      \|/      PLUS GOD EVEN CLEANS UP THEIR SPILLED BLOOD AND CORPSES
      /|\      AFTER A SHORT TIME SO THERE IS NO SOCIETAL IMPACT      
      \|/                                                             
jgs   /Y\      PLEASE BUY MY EBOOK FOR $9.95                          

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