_    ____   ____ ___ ___      _         _     _____          _       
   / \  / ___| / ___|_ _|_ _|    / \   _ __| |_  |  ___|_ _ _ __| |_ ___ 
  / _ \ \___ \| |    | | | |    / _ \ | '__| __| | |_ / _` | '__| __/ __|
 / ___ \ ___) | |___ | | | |   / ___ \| |  | |_  |  _| (_| | |  | |_\__ \
/_/   \_\____/ \____|___|___| /_/   \_\_|   \__| |_|  \__,_|_|   \__|___/

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<<< #3196: SPORE | #3198: MIMI MIYAGI >>> #3197: BAD GUYS Tue, 2008 Mar 25 german | | | |. ! "| .-'! ARABIC IS KIND OF LIKE GERMAN I | P I ;__| IN THAT IF YOU HEAR SOMEONE SPEAKING IT I ||'' scc, YOU KNOW THAT THEY'RE THE BAD GUYS I )\=( _ } s&D .I- ;_\-=\ L sc SO SHOOT THEM FIRST |IT \',_\__7 &s |I| //\'.---..)s& |I|//_ \\ \ (_ LI|-----|/ \.' '-.______ {ID :' |} / '..'-- .;___.-,_ "| Y | .: \ , /_,.--'=--' | | / | / ;. ':.' |: |_/ |; : ::_/ |' / |I |___/ |-| '' | ) IS THERE NOTHING WE CAN'T LEARN FROM | | | / FIRST PERSON SHOOTER GAMES | | |; snd __|_|_ __ |/> ( _'---'__) |( '~~~~~~~' "

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