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#157: HITLER

Sun, 1999 Nov 28

german

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#323: TWENTY MARKS

Fri, 2000 May 12

german

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#389: SCHIST

Mon, 2000 Jul 17

german

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  UNEN KRAUTEN UN LICKERBALLEN ACHTUNG !!!!! JUDEN SUCKEN       
      KRISTANEN CHOKEN FUCKEN TWENTY MARKS COCKSUCKEN           

#745: GERMANY

Sun, 2001 Jul 8

geography, german

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#975: ACHTUNG ACHTUNG

Sat, 2002 Feb 23

german

.----------------.  ACHTUNG ACHTUNG !!!                  
|                |                                       
|      /||\      |  NIE DRIBEN FASTEN UND SCHEISSEN OFTEN
|     /_||_\     |  MIT MEDAL OF HONOR ALLIED ASSAULT    
| =m==========m= |                                       
|   /   ||   \   |  UNER TOTALEN DER GERMANEN SOLDAT EIN 
|  /____||____\  |  COCKSUCKEN                           
|                |                                       
'------------apx-'                                       

#1082: NOBODY LIKES THE FRENCH

Mon, 2002 Jun 10

french, german, strike

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            /|\                                                
           |-.-|                                               
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            [|]                                                
            [|]        NOBODY LIKES THE FRENCH                 
            [|]                                                
            [|]        NOT EVEN ME                             
            [|]                                                
           .[|].       WAIT A MINUTE I DO LIKE THE FRENCH      
           :/|\:                                               
           [/|\]       IF YOU ARE FRENCH SEND E-MAIL           
           [/|\]       AND I WILL TOTALLY SUCK YOU OFF         
         .:_#|#_:.                                             
         |_ '-' _|     WAIT WAIT FROGS DON'T HAVE DICKS        
         /\:-.-:/\                                             
        /\|_[|]_|/\    NO DICKS AND NO NAZI AUCTIONS           
      _/\|~ [|] ~|/\_                                          
      [''=-.[|].-='']  CHRIST NO WONDER THERE'S A PETROL STRIKE
      :-._   |   _.-:                                          
      //\;::-:-::;/\\  FUCKING FAGGOTS                         
     /\.'-\\/|\//-'./\                                         
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'':][\.'  .[\|/].  './][:''                                    
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         .[\/|\/].                                             
           '.|.'                                               
             '                                                 

#1543: DIE SENDUNG MIT DER MAUS (JA WOHL)

Sun, 2003 Sep 14

german, nazi

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     /__nn/|__nn;_;            \_jrei_| |______/       \_/  |__\       
                                                                       
OH MY SWEET JESUS THAT HORRIBLE CYLINDRICAL NAZI MOUSE IS MOLESTING    
THAT POOR MINI-ELEPHANT TYPE THING AND CHOKING THAT POOR QUEER         
CHICKEN ALL IN THE NAME OF THE FATHERLAND                              
                                                                       
WASN'T SIX MILLION JEWS ENOUGH ?!?!?!?!? YOU FILTHY FUCKING NAZIS      

#1800: GOOSE STEPPING

Fri, 2004 May 28

german

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||                    /    '==HHHHH                                ||
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||                     /                                           ||
||               jgs  /_____                                       ||
||                                                                 ||
'==================================================================='
                                                                     
      LOOK EVEN IN GAG ASCII ART THEY'RE STILL GOOSE STEPPING        

#1950: QUEENY LOVE

Mon, 2004 Oct 25

german

         ,        ,                                         
         \y ,--.y/                                          
         /,---. )\    THAT QUEENY LOVE SURE LIKES JIZZ      
        / (((\\)\ \                                         
        \ \\-_/ / /   BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT WHEN SHE FINALLY
         \ i   i /    PULLS THE DICK OUT OF HER MOUTH SHE   
          (_)=(_)     TALKS GERMAN !!!!!                    
           ) . (                                            
          /\---/\     MAN WHAT A TURN-OFF                   
         /  )-(  \                                          
        /  /   \  \                                         
       / ,"     ". \                                        
      / /         \ \                                       
hjw  /-)           (-\                                      
    / ^!           !^ \                                     

#2134: VIDEO STRIP POKER

Wed, 2005 Apr 27

german, pornstar

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        HHHHHb.                                                
       /`HHHHHHb    JULIA CHANNEL ??!?!? CHECK                 
       > `dHHHHH                                               
      /  dHHHHHHb    IN A VIDEO STRIP POKER GAME !??!!?? CHECK 
      :  HHHHHHHH                                              
     .-""FHHHHHHH     WHERE SHE PLAYS REALLY BADLY ?!?!?! CHECK
     |   JHHHHHHH                                              
     J    FHHHHHHb                                             
    + \   JHHHHHHH     WAIT IN GERMAN ?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?     
  .'   \   FHHHHHH+_    FULL FUCKING STOP                      
  `. ;  \   \HHHHF "+                                          
    `|  _>   \HHF+_  \   FOLKS THE GERMAN LANGUAGE IS THE      
     F_+"   .'J   |  j    INSTANT ANTIBONER                    
    J+"   .': F   |  j                                         
  _+"  _+'  : +_  |  F                                         
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|  ;I          \  =./                                          
|  (`-.......___+___L                                          
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    J       F| KroggF                                          

#2276: GERMANS

Fri, 2005 Sep 16

german

             \..,.-                                                
             .\   |         __                                     
             .|    .-     /   .;     FOLKS ISN'T IT OBVIOUS THAT   
       _      _|      \__/..    \     GERMANS ARE INCAPABLE OF     
      \ ...\|                    :_    CONTROLLING THEMSELVES      
       |                           \                               
      /                            /                               
     -.                           |                                
      \                            \                               
   __/                              |   I MEAN JESUS CHRIST OPEN   
  |                                 /    A FUCKING HISTORY TEXTBOOK
  |                                 \                              
 /                                   |                             
 \                                 . ,                             
  \                            ._-. .                              
 /                        __.-/                                    
 |                        \                                        
  \                        \     IF GOD DIDN'T WANT US TO WATCH    
   \                        \     THEM CAREFULLY TO MAKE SURE THEY 
    ...,.                    \     DON'T START SPONTANEOUSLY       
        /                     \.    GOOSESTEPPING HE WOULDN'T HAVE 
       /                       ,.    NAMED THEM "GERMANS"          
      /                      ./                                    
     |                      |                                      
     \,......,__  __,  __.-. .   I'M STARTING A NEW COMPANY CALLED 
                \/   -/     ..    PUNCH-A-GERMAN, WANT TO INVEST   
-dj1yfk                                                            

#2577: SCHADENFREUDE

Fri, 2006 Jul 14

german

+------------------+                             
|       ___        |                             
|   _  (,~ |   _   |   LEAVE IT TO THE GERMANS TO
|  (____/  |____)  |   COME UP WITH A WORD LIKE  
|  |||||    |||||  |   SCHADENFREUDE             
|  |||||    |||||  |                             
|  |||||\  /|||||  |                             
|  |||'//\/\\`|||  |                             
|  |' m' /\ `m `|  |                             
|       /||\       |                             
 \_              _/                              
   `-----92-KSR-'                                

#2638: GERMANY WORDS

Wed, 2006 Sep 13

german, word

    _--_                                                            
   /    \                                                           
  (  **  )                                                          
   \    /                                                           
    |  |    ........_           ____,,,..---                        
    |  |^^*|MMMMMMMMM```-----'''MMMMMMMMMMMM|                       
    |  |   |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM|                       
    |  |   |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM|                       
    |  |   |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM|,                      
    |  |   `|IIIIIIIII+IIYYYYYIII%IIIIIIIIIII|                      
    |  |    |IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII|                      
    |  |    |IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII|,                     
    |  |    `|IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII|                     
    |  |     |:::::::::"::?????::::=::::::::::|                     
    |  |    ,|:::::::::":::::::::::=::::::::::|                     
    |  |    |:::::::::":::::::::::=:::::::::::|?                    
    |  |'^^*|;;;;;;;;_";:::::::::;=------;;;;;/                     
    |  |               ```-----'''                                  
    |  |                                                            
    |  |                                                            
    |  |     WHAT DO NADINE JANSEN, BETTIE BALLHAUS, AND QUEENY LOVE
    |  |     HAVE IN COMMON                                         
    |  |                                                            
    |  |                                                            
    |  |                                                            
    |  |                                                            
    |  |                                                            
    |  |                                                            
    |  |                                                            
    |  |                                                            
    |  |                                                            
    |  |                                                            
    |  |     THAT'S RIGHT                                           
    |  |                                                            
    |  |     WHEN THEY START TALKING THEIR GERMANY WORDS YOUR BONER 
    |  |     MAGICALLY EVAPORATES NEVER TO RETURN                   
    |  |                                                            
  \\|  |//                                                          
??????????????????~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                                

#2834: GERMAN NOUNS

Wed, 2007 Mar 28

german

+------------------+                                                       
|       ___        |                                                       
|   _  (,~ |   _   |                                                       
|  (____/  |____)  |   IN GERMANY THEY CAPITALIZE ALL THEIR NOUNS BECAUSE  
|  |||||    |||||  |   THEY'RE TOO STUPID TO BE ABLE TO FIND THEM OTHERWISE
|  |||||    |||||  |                                                       
|  |||||\  /|||||  |                                                       
|  |||'//\/\\`|||  |                                                       
|  |' m' /\ `m `|  |                                                       
|       /||\       |                                                       
 \_              _/                                                        
   `-----92-KSR-'                                                          

#3197: BAD GUYS

Tue, 2008 Mar 25

german

      |                                                          
      |                                                          
      |                                                          
      |.    !                                                    
      "| .-'!            ARABIC IS KIND OF LIKE GERMAN           
       I |  P                                                    
       I ;__|             IN THAT IF YOU HEAR SOMEONE SPEAKING IT
       I ||''     scc,     YOU KNOW THAT THEY'RE THE BAD GUYS    
       I )\=( _   } s&D                                          
      .I- ;_\-=\  L sc       SO SHOOT THEM FIRST                 
      |IT   \',_\__7 &s                                          
      |I| //\'.---..)s&                                          
      |I|//_ \\   \  (_                                          
      LI|-----|/   \.' '-.______                                 
      {ID  :' |}   /   '..'-- .;___.-,_                          
       "|  Y  |  .:  \  ,    /_,.--'=--'                         
        |  |  /  | /  ;. ':.'                                    
        |: |_/   |; :  ::_/                                      
        |' /     |I |___/                                        
        |-|       '' | )     IS THERE NOTHING WE CAN'T LEARN FROM
        | |          | /      FIRST PERSON SHOOTER GAMES         
        | |          |;                                          
snd   __|_|_ __      |/>                                         
     ( _'---'__)     |(                                          
      '~~~~~~~'      "                                           

#3733: GERMANY VS. ITALY

Sat, 2009 Sep 12

german

            .-.                                                       
           /  /                                                       
          /. /    IF BOLOGNE, ITALY CAN BE PRONOUNCED "BALONEY" THEN  
 )       /c\/    WHY CAN'T COLOGNE, GERMANY BE PRONOUNCED "COLONSCOPY"
  (     /'\/                                                          
 )     /  /                                                           
(     /  /                                                            
 )   /  /                                                             
  ( /. /                                                              
   .`.'.Pru                                                           

#3980: SCRUBS

Mon, 2010 May 17

german, scrubs

        .----.                                          
       ===(_)==                                         
      // 6  6 \\     (NEIN) JA DERN EINDEN SKRUBS       
      (    7   )                                        
       \ '--' /      (NEIN) HEIGEN BEIGEL VAS DEN SKRUBS
        \_ ._/                                          
       __)  (__                                         
    /"`/`\`V/`\`\                                       
   /   \  `Y _/_ \                                      
  / [DR]\_ |/ / /\                                      
  |     ( \/ / / /                                      
   \  \  \      /                                       
    \  `-/`  _.`                                        
jgs  `=. `=./                                           
        `"`                                             

#4056: HEMORRHOID APPEASEMENT

Sun, 2010 Aug 1

german, world war ii

    _--_                                        
   /    \                                       
  (  **  )                                      
   \    /                                       
    |  |    ........_           ____,,,..---    
    |  |^^*|MMMMMMMMM```-----'''MMMMMMMMMMMM|   
    |  |   |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM|   
    |  |   |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM|   
    |  |   |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM|,  
    |  |   `|IIIIIIIII+IIYYYYYIII%IIIIIIIIIII|  
    |  |    |IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII|  
    |  |    |IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII|, 
    |  |    `|IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII| 
    |  |     |:::::::::"::^^^^^::::=::::::::::| 
    |  |    ,|:::::::::":::::::::::=::::::::::| 
    |  |    |:::::::::":::::::::::=:::::::::::|'
    |  |'^^*|;;;;;;;;_";:::::::::;=------;;;;;/ 
    |  |               ```-----'''              
    |  |                                        
    |  |   I TRIED APPEASING MY HEMORRHOID      
    |  |   WITH THE SUDETENLAND BUT LONG        
    |  |   STORY SHORT IT DIDN'T WORK VERY WELL 
    |  |                                        
    |  |                                        
    |  |                                        
    |  |                                        
    |  |                                        
    |  |                                        
    |  |                                        
    |  |                                        
    |  |                                        
    |  |                                        
    |  |                                        
    |  |                                        
    |  |                                        
    |  |                                        
    |  |                                        
  \\|  |//                                      
oooooooooooooooooo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~            

#4094: STELLA ARTOIS

Wed, 2010 Sep 8

german

    _.._..,_,_                                                           
   (          )                                                          
    ]~,"-.-~~[                                                           
  .=])' (;  ([  STELLA ALWAYS GIVES ME AN EXTRA BAD HANGOVER             
  | ]:: '    [                                                           
  '=]): .)  ([  IT'S ALMOST LIKE THOSE BEGLIANS PREPROGRAM THEIR BEER    
    |:: '    |  WITH THE MISERY OF CONTINUALLY GETTING OVERRUN BY GERMANS
PMH  ~~----~~                                                            

#4328: HANNOVER

Sat, 2011 Apr 30

german

                    XX       /\                             
           XX       ||       XX  UNER LANGEN TEACHEN KRAUTEN
           ||_------||------_||                             
xXXXx      || H |________| H ||      xXXXx                  
| H |------+| U |/\ /\ /\| U |+------| H |                  
|_H_|_______|___|__|==|__|___|_______|_H_| CS               

#5076: TILTING AT TREES

Fri, 2013 May 17

german

                                                    ____                
                                     ___          _(    )_  ____ _      
                    .----------.   _(   )_ ______(  ( ____)(    ) )_    
                    | Astloch! | _(_     _(     ))  _(    )___      )___
                    '----------\(   )_ _(      ) _((          )_   _(   
                          _ _(        )   ((    (          ))   )_(    )
                         ( (  (        )_      (  (      )      _(      
                        (          )     )  ( (_               (      ))
       __    .--------.(     (        ) ) )   (_   (         )(_  (    )
      |__\_  | Idiot! |(                   )    ((_   (       _((       
      &c'\ _ ;--------'(_  (       )      )    _)  (_ _ _  )_) (   ((   
      &__<( )            (   (__    __))_)|(_/|  \_) |: |\_)|:. (      )
      / \\//              (_/  |\_))  |.| |  :|    | |: |   | ; |(_(  __
      |  \/                    |  .|  |:| | : |    |.| '|   |  :|  (_/: 
::::.:|__|:::::.:::.::::::.::.:|o: |./:  \|  ;|::.:|;|:.|::.|: '|::::|'.
::::::| ||:.:.:::::::.::.:.::::|'; |::.::.|:' |.::/ /|' |.:/.: . \:..| :
.::.::| ||::::::..::::.::::.:::|.  |.:::./ (  \\.::..| ;|.::..:...::.|: 
::::.:|__>>:.:::::.::.::.:::.:/ /,  \; : .::....:..:/ )  \.::.:::::::|; 
::::::::..:::::::::.:::.:.::...:.::...:.::..:::..:.:.:...:::...jrei:/   
                                                                        
   OBSERVE:                                                             
                                                                        
      A DUMB KRAUT ARGUING WITH FUCKING TREES                           

#5081: MAX AND MORITZ

Wed, 2013 May 22

german

                     ANOTHER       
       FUTURE         FUTURE       
      PEDOPHILE     PEDOPHILE      
                                   
          |             |          
          |             |          
          |             v          
          v                        
                     ,=,           
      __    __       ' ))          
    ./////||\\\.    .-'~ `-.       
   ((//''  ''\\))  //      \\      
    G/ @ o @  \?  (( e , e  ))     
     \  .__.  / ,_//\ ._,  /\\_)   
      `-.__.-'  `-'  `.__.'  `-'   
   _.-'  /\  '-.   .--<_ _;.-.     
  /    _/  \_   `\/    |O     \    
 /     \|  |/    /     |       \   
/   '  o\  /   '/  ;   |     >  )  
mb /|._o/__\.__|\___)_.--.__/_./mic

#5136: STORM

Tue, 2013 Jul 16

german

      ,-'-.     _.,                     
   . (    '("'-'  ').     PISS UND DRANG
( ' ((  |.      )\/( )                  
 '(  )) | () |" |  | ')                 
    ( . ,-. ,-.. __.)                   
      /)  /  ' /                        
PjP  /   /) / /                         

#5193: LUFTBALLONS

Wed, 2013 Sep 11

german

                       __                                              
                     ,"  ".                                            
  _      .---.    _ /#     \        SO HOW MANY LUFTBALLONS ARE WE     
,' `.  ,'     `.." ".      ,--.     ARE WE TALKING HERE ?!?!?!??       
|#   `/ #      (#    )    /    )                                       
 `.   |         )   (`.__/    /     BETWEEN 80 AND 120 ?!?!?!?!?       
   `. \        (     )/'/    /                                         
     `.\       /)   (( /    /       DO WE FEEL GOOD ABOUT THOSE NUMBERS
        `.   .'(     )y    /                                           
          >_<\  `._.'(    /         BETWEEN 90 AND 100 MAYBE ?!?!?!?!? 
          /   ) /'-`.->,-'                                             
         (   ( (   (                                                   
          )     )   ) hjw                                              
               (                                                       

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