#157: HITLER
german
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#323: TWENTY MARKS
german
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/ / 6 6 FUCK FOR TWENTY
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#389: SCHIST
german
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UNEN KRAUTEN UN LICKERBALLEN ACHTUNG !!!!! JUDEN SUCKEN
KRISTANEN CHOKEN FUCKEN TWENTY MARKS COCKSUCKEN
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#745: GERMANY
geography, german
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#975: ACHTUNG ACHTUNG
german
.----------------. ACHTUNG ACHTUNG !!!
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| /||\ | NIE DRIBEN FASTEN UND SCHEISSEN OFTEN
| /_||_\ | MIT MEDAL OF HONOR ALLIED ASSAULT
| =m==========m= |
| / || \ | UNER TOTALEN DER GERMANEN SOLDAT EIN
| /____||____\ | COCKSUCKEN
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#1082: NOBODY LIKES THE FRENCH
french, german, strike
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[|] NOBODY LIKES THE FRENCH
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[|] NOT EVEN ME
[|]
.[|]. WAIT A MINUTE I DO LIKE THE FRENCH
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[/|\] IF YOU ARE FRENCH SEND E-MAIL
[/|\] AND I WILL TOTALLY SUCK YOU OFF
.:_#|#_:.
|_ '-' _| WAIT WAIT FROGS DON'T HAVE DICKS
/\:-.-:/\
/\|_[|]_|/\ NO DICKS AND NO NAZI AUCTIONS
_/\|~ [|] ~|/\_
[''=-.[|].-=''] CHRIST NO WONDER THERE'S A PETROL STRIKE
:-._ | _.-:
//\;::-:-::;/\\ FUCKING FAGGOTS
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#1543: DIE SENDUNG MIT DER MAUS (JA WOHL)
german, nazi
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OH MY SWEET JESUS THAT HORRIBLE CYLINDRICAL NAZI MOUSE IS MOLESTING
THAT POOR MINI-ELEPHANT TYPE THING AND CHOKING THAT POOR QUEER
CHICKEN ALL IN THE NAME OF THE FATHERLAND
WASN'T SIX MILLION JEWS ENOUGH ?!?!?!?!? YOU FILTHY FUCKING NAZIS
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#1800: GOOSE STEPPING
german
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LOOK EVEN IN GAG ASCII ART THEY'RE STILL GOOSE STEPPING
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#1950: QUEENY LOVE
german
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\y ,--.y/
/,---. )\ THAT QUEENY LOVE SURE LIKES JIZZ
/ (((\\)\ \
\ \\-_/ / / BUT IT TURNS OUT THAT WHEN SHE FINALLY
\ i i / PULLS THE DICK OUT OF HER MOUTH SHE
(_)=(_) TALKS GERMAN !!!!!
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/\---/\ MAN WHAT A TURN-OFF
/ )-( \
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hjw /-) (-\
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#2134: VIDEO STRIP POKER
german, pornstar
.oo.
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/`HHHHHHb JULIA CHANNEL ??!?!? CHECK
> `dHHHHH
/ dHHHHHHb IN A VIDEO STRIP POKER GAME !??!!?? CHECK
: HHHHHHHH
.-""FHHHHHHH WHERE SHE PLAYS REALLY BADLY ?!?!?! CHECK
| JHHHHHHH
J FHHHHHHb
+ \ JHHHHHHH WAIT IN GERMAN ?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
.' \ FHHHHHH+_ FULL FUCKING STOP
`. ; \ \HHHHF "+
`| _> \HHF+_ \ FOLKS THE GERMAN LANGUAGE IS THE
F_+" .'J | j INSTANT ANTIBONER
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#2276: GERMANS
german
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.| .- / .; FOLKS ISN'T IT OBVIOUS THAT
_ _| \__/.. \ GERMANS ARE INCAPABLE OF
\ ...\| :_ CONTROLLING THEMSELVES
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/ /
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__/ | I MEAN JESUS CHRIST OPEN
| / A FUCKING HISTORY TEXTBOOK
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\ \ IF GOD DIDN'T WANT US TO WATCH
\ \ THEM CAREFULLY TO MAKE SURE THEY
...,. \ DON'T START SPONTANEOUSLY
/ \. GOOSESTEPPING HE WOULDN'T HAVE
/ ,. NAMED THEM "GERMANS"
/ ./
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\,......,__ __, __.-. . I'M STARTING A NEW COMPANY CALLED
\/ -/ .. PUNCH-A-GERMAN, WANT TO INVEST
-dj1yfk
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#2577: SCHADENFREUDE
german
+------------------+
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| _ (,~ | _ | LEAVE IT TO THE GERMANS TO
| (____/ |____) | COME UP WITH A WORD LIKE
| ||||| ||||| | SCHADENFREUDE
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#2638: GERMANY WORDS
german, word
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| |^^*|MMMMMMMMM```-----'''MMMMMMMMMMMM|
| | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM|
| | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM|
| | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM|,
| | `|IIIIIIIII+IIYYYYYIII%IIIIIIIIIII|
| | |IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII|
| | |IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII|,
| | `|IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII|
| | |:::::::::"::?????::::=::::::::::|
| | ,|:::::::::":::::::::::=::::::::::|
| | |:::::::::":::::::::::=:::::::::::|?
| |'^^*|;;;;;;;;_";:::::::::;=------;;;;;/
| | ```-----'''
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| | WHAT DO NADINE JANSEN, BETTIE BALLHAUS, AND QUEENY LOVE
| | HAVE IN COMMON
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| | THAT'S RIGHT
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| | WHEN THEY START TALKING THEIR GERMANY WORDS YOUR BONER
| | MAGICALLY EVAPORATES NEVER TO RETURN
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#2834: GERMAN NOUNS
german
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| (____/ |____) | IN GERMANY THEY CAPITALIZE ALL THEIR NOUNS BECAUSE
| ||||| ||||| | THEY'RE TOO STUPID TO BE ABLE TO FIND THEM OTHERWISE
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#3197: BAD GUYS
german
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"| .-'! ARABIC IS KIND OF LIKE GERMAN
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I ;__| IN THAT IF YOU HEAR SOMEONE SPEAKING IT
I ||'' scc, YOU KNOW THAT THEY'RE THE BAD GUYS
I )\=( _ } s&D
.I- ;_\-=\ L sc SO SHOOT THEM FIRST
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|-| '' | ) IS THERE NOTHING WE CAN'T LEARN FROM
| | | / FIRST PERSON SHOOTER GAMES
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#3733: GERMANY VS. ITALY
german
.-.
/ /
/. / IF BOLOGNE, ITALY CAN BE PRONOUNCED "BALONEY" THEN
) /c\/ WHY CAN'T COLOGNE, GERMANY BE PRONOUNCED "COLONSCOPY"
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#3980: SCRUBS
german, scrubs
.----.
===(_)==
// 6 6 \\ (NEIN) JA DERN EINDEN SKRUBS
( 7 )
\ '--' / (NEIN) HEIGEN BEIGEL VAS DEN SKRUBS
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#4056: HEMORRHOID APPEASEMENT
german, world war ii
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| |^^*|MMMMMMMMM```-----'''MMMMMMMMMMMM|
| | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM|
| | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM|
| | |MMMMMMMMMOMMMMMMMMMM@MMMMMMMMMMM|,
| | `|IIIIIIIII+IIYYYYYIII%IIIIIIIIIII|
| | |IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII|
| | |IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII|,
| | `|IIIIIIIII+IIIIIIIIII%IIIIIIIIIII|
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| | |:::::::::":::::::::::=:::::::::::|'
| |'^^*|;;;;;;;;_";:::::::::;=------;;;;;/
| | ```-----'''
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| | I TRIED APPEASING MY HEMORRHOID
| | WITH THE SUDETENLAND BUT LONG
| | STORY SHORT IT DIDN'T WORK VERY WELL
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#4094: STELLA ARTOIS
german
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.=])' (; ([ STELLA ALWAYS GIVES ME AN EXTRA BAD HANGOVER
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'=]): .) ([ IT'S ALMOST LIKE THOSE BEGLIANS PREPROGRAM THEIR BEER
|:: ' | WITH THE MISERY OF CONTINUALLY GETTING OVERRUN BY GERMANS
PMH ~~----~~
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#4328: HANNOVER
german
XX /\
XX || XX UNER LANGEN TEACHEN KRAUTEN
||_------||------_||
xXXXx || H |________| H || xXXXx
| H |------+| U |/\ /\ /\| U |+------| H |
|_H_|_______|___|__|==|__|___|_______|_H_| CS
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#5076: TILTING AT TREES
german
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::::::::..:::::::::.:::.:.::...:.::...:.::..:::..:.:.:...:::...jrei:/
OBSERVE:
A DUMB KRAUT ARGUING WITH FUCKING TREES
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#5081: MAX AND MORITZ
german
ANOTHER
FUTURE FUTURE
PEDOPHILE PEDOPHILE
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german
,-'-. _.,
. ( '("'-' '). PISS UND DRANG
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PjP / /) / /
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#5193: LUFTBALLONS
german
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_ .---. _ /# \ SO HOW MANY LUFTBALLONS ARE WE
,' `. ,' `.." ". ,--. ARE WE TALKING HERE ?!?!?!??
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`. | ) (`.__/ / BETWEEN 80 AND 120 ?!?!?!?!?
`. \ ( )/'/ /
`.\ /) (( / / DO WE FEEL GOOD ABOUT THOSE NUMBERS
`. .'( )y /
>_<\ `._.'( / BETWEEN 90 AND 100 MAYBE ?!?!?!?!?
/ ) /'-`.->,-'
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