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#76: NEXT TIME

Wed, 1999 Sep 8

                   OKAY GUYS NEXT TIME HE PICKS 
                   UP THE MUG WE FLY UP HIS NOSE
                                                
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#442: THAT'S MY COUSIN

Fri, 2000 Sep 8

babylon 5

                    DID YOU SEE THAT WEIRD PENIS THING IN THE      
       ____,----._   MOVIE SE7EN????  THAT'S MY COUSIN SO          
   ,--'| _|" o;.  `.____        ____  ,,=====._  STEP THE FUCK BACK
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#807: HALF PAST

Sat, 2001 Sep 8

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#1172: FAG THE FLOWER

Sun, 2002 Sep 8

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#1537: LEARNING LISP THE HARD WAY

Mon, 2003 Sep 8

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1. SURROUND ALL OF YOUR S-EXPRESSIONS WITH PAIN OR I WILL MAKE YOU       
   PAY WITH M-EXPRESSIONS                                                
                                                                         
2. I'M GOING TO CONS YOUR TWO BALLS TOGETHER TO MAKE ONE ASS             
                                                                         
3. AFTERWARDS I'LL CAR YOUR FACE AND CDR ALL OVER YOUR CHEST AND THEN    
   SEND YOU HOME IN A CAB                                                
                                                                         
4. PROGN YOUR MOTHER AND APPLY YOUR MOUTH TO MY MAPCAR                   
                                                                         
5. OKAY I'M SPENT GET OUT                                                

#1903: STARGATE

Wed, 2004 Sep 8

newsgroup, poker

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    OKAY SO I FLOPPED SPLIT TOP TWO PAIR WITH A STRAIGHT DRAW          
     MEANWHILE THERE WAS A POSSIBLE FLUSH SHOWING ON THE TURN          
      SO WORRIED ABOUT A CHECK-RAISE I BET FOR INFORMATION             
       ONLY TO FIND THAT ONE OPPONENT HAD FLOPPED SPLIT TOP AN         
        BOTTOM PAIR AND THE OTHER SIMPLY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE           
         WAS DOING AND THAT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IS HOW THE            
          SIT-AND-GO ONE-TABLE TOURNAMENT WAS WON                      
                                                                       
    OH FUCK WAIT THIS IS STARGATE                                      
                                                                       
    OKAY HOW ABOUT SOME COMMENT ABOUT HOW CONSTELLATIONS ARE NOT       
     A VALID WAY TO DESIGNATE A REAL POINT IN FOUR DIMENSIONAL         
      SPACETIME OR AT LEAST SOMETHING ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A HUNK         
       JAMES SPADER WAS                                                

#2268: GO AWAY JARED

Thu, 2005 Sep 8

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                  ,)           (\ ,)    WOULD JARED JUST FALL OFF THE WAGON
                (\ ,)           ) , )    SO HE'LL GET THE FUCK OFF MY TV   
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#2633: SPEAK RIGHT OR DON'T SPEAK

Fri, 2006 Sep 8

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    FOLKS I'M AN AMERICAN BUT TRY MY DAMNDEST TO USE          
     THE WORDS "WHINGE" AND "CRUFT" WHENEVER POSSIBLE !!!!    
                                                              
    YOU SEE USING THEM GIVES ME SPECIAL POWERS                
                                                              
    LIKE MAKING PEOPLE WANT TO PUNCH ME IN THE THROAT         

#2998: APPEASEMENT

Sat, 2007 Sep 8

        _,--',   _._.--._____    YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT WE SHOULD GIVE YOU
 .--.--';_'-.', ";_      _.,-'   LAND SO THAT YOU WON'T ATTACK US ANYMORE  
.'--'.  _.'    {`'-;_ .-.>.'     THAT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA             
      '-:_      )  / `' '=.                                                
        ) >     {_/,     /~)     THERE'S A WORD FOR THAT: IT STARTS WITH   
snd     |/               `^ .'   AN "A" AND ENDS WITH WORLD WAR II         

#3364: SLATE FONTS

Mon, 2008 Sep 8

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.---------,:-"---"`<<<<<<<:      ;   FUCKING DEFAULT FONT IS BIG ENOUGH
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#3729: TILA TEQUILA

Tue, 2009 Sep 8

topical

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#4094: STELLA ARTOIS

Wed, 2010 Sep 8

german

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  .=])' (;  ([  STELLA ALWAYS GIVES ME AN EXTRA BAD HANGOVER             
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  '=]): .)  ([  IT'S ALMOST LIKE THOSE BEGLIANS PREPROGRAM THEIR BEER    
    |:: '    |  WITH THE MISERY OF CONTINUALLY GETTING OVERRUN BY GERMANS
PMH  ~~----~~                                                            

#4459: STONEHENGE

Thu, 2011 Sep 8

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         WE LIVE A ***SEDIMENTARY*** LIFESTYLE !!!1111111111111          
                                                                         
         GET IT !?!/!/!??1/1/!??1/1/1/ GURK STUFFED IN A TOILET          

#4825: GAY AS TOTES

Sat, 2012 Sep 8

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 :         '.: \    THESE GLOVES ARE GHEY                   
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   \        /    :    NOTE: USING THE WORD "GHEY" IS        
  .''.     /     :    GAYER THAN ACTUAL GAYNESS             
  :   '...'      :    BUT NOT AS GAY AS "TOTES"             
  '.__.-'         \                                         
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       '--.__      :                                        
             ':--  '.   AND TYPING "TOTES GAY" IS MUCH GAYER
             .'\'   :   THEN ACTUALLY SUCKING DICK          
            /    .  :   OR TAKING IT UP THE ASS             
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#5190: DOT MATRIX PRINTER

Sun, 2013 Sep 8

    ______________    BUG #A2927/3:                                       
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  /             / |   THIS DOT MATRIX PRINTER ONLY PRINTS PICTURES OF CATS
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|o     /|      o|      |    | /   m1a                                     
 \/|/|/ |/\/|/\/       |____|/                                            

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