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#5211: CLOSURES (Sun, 2013 Sep 29)
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#5208: TWIX COMMERCIAL (Thu, 2013 Sep 26)
#5207: BREAKING NEWS ON TWITTER (Wed, 2013 Sep 25)
#5206: MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE (Tue, 2013 Sep 24)
#5205: SWORD SIMULATOR (Mon, 2013 Sep 23)
#5204: GHETTO U (Sun, 2013 Sep 22)
#5203: MANSON-GEORGE ISSUES (Sat, 2013 Sep 21)
#5202: JUST LIKE THE POLICE BOX (Fri, 2013 Sep 20)
#5201: THE BOOT (Thu, 2013 Sep 19)
#5200: ZAPPA CHILDREN (Wed, 2013 Sep 18)
#5199: HOGAN'S HEROES REBOOT (Tue, 2013 Sep 17)
#5198: MANSPLAINING (Mon, 2013 Sep 16)
#5197: A FLEA'S PHILOSOPHICAL CONUNDRUM (Sun, 2013 Sep 15)
#5196: THE LESSON OF THE PENNY ARCADE FIASCO (Sat, 2013 Sep 14)
#5195: CRAY (Fri, 2013 Sep 13)
#5194: KEEP CALM (Thu, 2013 Sep 12)
#5193: LUFTBALLONS (Wed, 2013 Sep 11)
#5192: EINSTEIN WAS WRONG (Tue, 2013 Sep 10)
#5191: TISSUES (Mon, 2013 Sep 9)
#5190: DOT MATRIX PRINTER (Sun, 2013 Sep 8)
#5189: MISOGYNIST (Sat, 2013 Sep 7)
#5188: CLOSET OR REFRIGERATOR (Fri, 2013 Sep 6)
#5187: MS. PAC-MAN'S DRUG PROBLEM (Thu, 2013 Sep 5)
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#5183: TACHOMETER (Sun, 2013 Sep 1)
#5182: FINAL FANTASY XIV (Sat, 2013 Aug 31)
#5181: CONVICTED FELONS (Fri, 2013 Aug 30)
#5180: CLOSED TIMELIKE CURVE (Thu, 2013 Aug 29)
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#5178: THE WASP'S NEW HOME (Tue, 2013 Aug 27)
#5177: VESPA P-200 E (Mon, 2013 Aug 26)
#5176: FEMALE BODY BUIDLER (Sun, 2013 Aug 25)
#5175: CUTE ELEPHANT (Sat, 2013 Aug 24)
#5174: CHRISTMAS LIGHTS (Fri, 2013 Aug 23)
#5173: BELATED VALENTINE (Thu, 2013 Aug 22)
#5172: FEATHER-SWORD (Wed, 2013 Aug 21)
#5171: SCIENCE FACT: EARTHWORMS (Tue, 2013 Aug 20)
#5170: SCIENCE FACT: RADIO TELESCOPES (Mon, 2013 Aug 19)
#5169: PTERANODON (Sun, 2013 Aug 18)
#5168: RICKSHAW (Sat, 2013 Aug 17)
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#5190: DOT MATRIX PRINTER

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