_    ____   ____ ___ ___      _         _     _____          _       
   / \  / ___| / ___|_ _|_ _|    / \   _ __| |_  |  ___|_ _ _ __| |_ ___ 
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/_/   \_\____/ \____|___|___| /_/   \_\_|   \__| |_|  \__,_|_|   \__|___/

#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9) ... #5233: MAD COW DISEASE (Mon, 2013 Oct 21) #5232: SOULS (Sun, 2013 Oct 20) #5231: SCIENCE REPORTER (Sat, 2013 Oct 19) #5230: MERCURY THE HETERODOX HETEROSEXUAL (Fri, 2013 Oct 18) #5229: MOVING (Thu, 2013 Oct 17) #5228: THE WHEELBARROW'S FLAG (Wed, 2013 Oct 16) #5227: THE MESSAGE IN THE BOTTLE (Tue, 2013 Oct 15) #5226: REASON FOR PARTICIPATION (Mon, 2013 Oct 14) #5225: REASON FOR NON-PARTICIPATION (Sun, 2013 Oct 13) #5224: TWO GRAVESTONES (Sat, 2013 Oct 12) #5223: THE ANIMAL KINGDOM (Fri, 2013 Oct 11) #5222: FACIALLY YOURS (Thu, 2013 Oct 10) #5221: ABDUCTION (Wed, 2013 Oct 9) #5220: BABY JESUS (Tue, 2013 Oct 8) #5219: HANNOVER REDUX (Mon, 2013 Oct 7) #5218: LE TRAVAIL DU JONGLEUR (Sun, 2013 Oct 6) #5217: CASE DISMISSED (Sat, 2013 Oct 5) #5216: REAL MONEY (Fri, 2013 Oct 4) #5215: THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION (Thu, 2013 Oct 3) #5214: THE GNOME'S SUPERPOWERS (Wed, 2013 Oct 2) #5213: GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN (Tue, 2013 Oct 1) #5212: GEOMETRY (Mon, 2013 Sep 30) #5211: CLOSURES (Sun, 2013 Sep 29) #5210: MOSQUE (Sat, 2013 Sep 28) #5209: MY LATEST HOBBY (Fri, 2013 Sep 27) #5208: TWIX COMMERCIAL (Thu, 2013 Sep 26) #5207: BREAKING NEWS ON TWITTER (Wed, 2013 Sep 25) #5206: MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE (Tue, 2013 Sep 24) #5205: SWORD SIMULATOR (Mon, 2013 Sep 23) #5204: GHETTO U (Sun, 2013 Sep 22) #5203: MANSON-GEORGE ISSUES (Sat, 2013 Sep 21) #5202: JUST LIKE THE POLICE BOX (Fri, 2013 Sep 20) #5201: THE BOOT (Thu, 2013 Sep 19) #5200: ZAPPA CHILDREN (Wed, 2013 Sep 18) #5199: HOGAN'S HEROES REBOOT (Tue, 2013 Sep 17) #5198: MANSPLAINING (Mon, 2013 Sep 16) #5197: A FLEA'S PHILOSOPHICAL CONUNDRUM (Sun, 2013 Sep 15) #5196: THE LESSON OF THE PENNY ARCADE FIASCO (Sat, 2013 Sep 14) #5195: CRAY (Fri, 2013 Sep 13) #5194: KEEP CALM (Thu, 2013 Sep 12) #5193: LUFTBALLONS (Wed, 2013 Sep 11) #5192: EINSTEIN WAS WRONG (Tue, 2013 Sep 10) #5191: TISSUES (Mon, 2013 Sep 9) #5190: DOT MATRIX PRINTER (Sun, 2013 Sep 8) #5189: MISOGYNIST (Sat, 2013 Sep 7) #5188: CLOSET OR REFRIGERATOR (Fri, 2013 Sep 6) ... #1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)

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