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#5221: ABDUCTION (Wed, 2013 Oct 9)
#5220: BABY JESUS (Tue, 2013 Oct 8)
#5219: HANNOVER REDUX (Mon, 2013 Oct 7)
#5218: LE TRAVAIL DU JONGLEUR (Sun, 2013 Oct 6)
#5217: CASE DISMISSED (Sat, 2013 Oct 5)
#5216: REAL MONEY (Fri, 2013 Oct 4)
#5215: THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION (Thu, 2013 Oct 3)
#5214: THE GNOME'S SUPERPOWERS (Wed, 2013 Oct 2)
#5213: GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN (Tue, 2013 Oct 1)
#5212: GEOMETRY (Mon, 2013 Sep 30)
#5211: CLOSURES (Sun, 2013 Sep 29)
#5210: MOSQUE (Sat, 2013 Sep 28)
#5209: MY LATEST HOBBY (Fri, 2013 Sep 27)
#5208: TWIX COMMERCIAL (Thu, 2013 Sep 26)
#5207: BREAKING NEWS ON TWITTER (Wed, 2013 Sep 25)
#5206: MALCOLM IN THE MIDDLE (Tue, 2013 Sep 24)
#5205: SWORD SIMULATOR (Mon, 2013 Sep 23)
#5204: GHETTO U (Sun, 2013 Sep 22)
#5203: MANSON-GEORGE ISSUES (Sat, 2013 Sep 21)
#5202: JUST LIKE THE POLICE BOX (Fri, 2013 Sep 20)
#5201: THE BOOT (Thu, 2013 Sep 19)
#5200: ZAPPA CHILDREN (Wed, 2013 Sep 18)
#5199: HOGAN'S HEROES REBOOT (Tue, 2013 Sep 17)
#5198: MANSPLAINING (Mon, 2013 Sep 16)
#5197: A FLEA'S PHILOSOPHICAL CONUNDRUM (Sun, 2013 Sep 15)
#5196: THE LESSON OF THE PENNY ARCADE FIASCO (Sat, 2013 Sep 14)
#5195: CRAY (Fri, 2013 Sep 13)
#5194: KEEP CALM (Thu, 2013 Sep 12)
#5193: LUFTBALLONS (Wed, 2013 Sep 11)
#5192: EINSTEIN WAS WRONG (Tue, 2013 Sep 10)
#5191: TISSUES (Mon, 2013 Sep 9)
#5190: DOT MATRIX PRINTER (Sun, 2013 Sep 8)
#5189: MISOGYNIST (Sat, 2013 Sep 7)
#5188: CLOSET OR REFRIGERATOR (Fri, 2013 Sep 6)
#5187: MS. PAC-MAN'S DRUG PROBLEM (Thu, 2013 Sep 5)
#5186: MICHELIN MAN (Wed, 2013 Sep 4)
#5185: SCIENCE FACT: HITCHHIKER'S HIDE TO THE GALAXY (Tue, 2013 Sep 3)
#5184: INFIDEL (Mon, 2013 Sep 2)
#5183: TACHOMETER (Sun, 2013 Sep 1)
#5182: FINAL FANTASY XIV (Sat, 2013 Aug 31)
#5181: CONVICTED FELONS (Fri, 2013 Aug 30)
#5180: CLOSED TIMELIKE CURVE (Thu, 2013 Aug 29)
#5179: RUG MONSTERS (Wed, 2013 Aug 28)
#5178: THE WASP'S NEW HOME (Tue, 2013 Aug 27)
#5177: VESPA P-200 E (Mon, 2013 Aug 26)
#5176: FEMALE BODY BUIDLER (Sun, 2013 Aug 25)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#5198: MANSPLAINING

Mon, 2013 Sep 16

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