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#5251: A NEED FOR RAW MATERIALS IS EXPRESSED FORCEFULLY (Fri, 2013 Nov 8)
#5250: RASPBERRY (Thu, 2013 Nov 7)
#5249: EVERY URINAL (Wed, 2013 Nov 6)
#5248: ESCAPE FROM PLANET OF THE APES (Tue, 2013 Nov 5)
#5247: A SHAM, HE SAID (Mon, 2013 Nov 4)
#5246: THREE-MAN BOBSLED MOVIE (Sun, 2013 Nov 3)
#5245: ENTER THE RECTANGLE (Sat, 2013 Nov 2)
#5244: THE MORE THINGS CHANGE (Fri, 2013 Nov 1)
#5243: GREEN TWITTER ICONS (Thu, 2013 Oct 31)
#5242: DIE WIPING (Wed, 2013 Oct 30)
#5241: ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN (Tue, 2013 Oct 29)
#5240: PRESCRIPTION SIDE EFFECTS (Mon, 2013 Oct 28)
#5239: JUSTIFIED USE OF DEADLY FORCE (Sun, 2013 Oct 27)
#5238: SO-CALLED LOW-RISE CAP (Sat, 2013 Oct 26)
#5237: THE BIPEDAL DRAGON'S STATEMENT FOR THE COURT RECORD (Fri, 2013 Oct 25)
#5236: RAGING PLANET (Thu, 2013 Oct 24)
#5235: TAKING UP PAINTING (Wed, 2013 Oct 23)
#5234: RAPUNZEL (Tue, 2013 Oct 22)
#5233: MAD COW DISEASE (Mon, 2013 Oct 21)
#5232: SOULS (Sun, 2013 Oct 20)
#5231: SCIENCE REPORTER (Sat, 2013 Oct 19)
#5230: MERCURY THE HETERODOX HETEROSEXUAL (Fri, 2013 Oct 18)
#5229: MOVING (Thu, 2013 Oct 17)
#5228: THE WHEELBARROW'S FLAG (Wed, 2013 Oct 16)
#5227: THE MESSAGE IN THE BOTTLE (Tue, 2013 Oct 15)
#5226: REASON FOR PARTICIPATION (Mon, 2013 Oct 14)
#5225: REASON FOR NON-PARTICIPATION (Sun, 2013 Oct 13)
#5224: TWO GRAVESTONES (Sat, 2013 Oct 12)
#5223: THE ANIMAL KINGDOM (Fri, 2013 Oct 11)
#5222: FACIALLY YOURS (Thu, 2013 Oct 10)
#5221: ABDUCTION (Wed, 2013 Oct 9)
#5220: BABY JESUS (Tue, 2013 Oct 8)
#5219: HANNOVER REDUX (Mon, 2013 Oct 7)
#5218: LE TRAVAIL DU JONGLEUR (Sun, 2013 Oct 6)
#5217: CASE DISMISSED (Sat, 2013 Oct 5)
#5216: REAL MONEY (Fri, 2013 Oct 4)
#5215: THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION (Thu, 2013 Oct 3)
#5214: THE GNOME'S SUPERPOWERS (Wed, 2013 Oct 2)
#5213: GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN (Tue, 2013 Oct 1)
#5212: GEOMETRY (Mon, 2013 Sep 30)
#5211: CLOSURES (Sun, 2013 Sep 29)
#5210: MOSQUE (Sat, 2013 Sep 28)
#5209: MY LATEST HOBBY (Fri, 2013 Sep 27)
#5208: TWIX COMMERCIAL (Thu, 2013 Sep 26)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#5230: MERCURY THE HETERODOX HETEROSEXUAL

Fri, 2013 Oct 18

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              \ \        NOPE LOOKS TOTALLY HETERO TO ME
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