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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#5280: PALINDROME (Sat, 2013 Dec 7)
#5279: HAS IT REALLY BEEN THAT LONG (Fri, 2013 Dec 6)
#5278: INTERNET CHESS (Thu, 2013 Dec 5)
#5277: ALOHA (Wed, 2013 Dec 4)
#5276: TALENTED MULTIMEDIA PEOPLE (Tue, 2013 Dec 3)
#5275: DVD (Mon, 2013 Dec 2)
#5274: WHERE FOOD GOES (Sun, 2013 Dec 1)
#5273: PINK RIBBON (Sat, 2013 Nov 30)
#5272: THE ALLEGRA-VIAGRA SPLIT (Fri, 2013 Nov 29)
#5271: AN AWARD OF SOME SORT (Thu, 2013 Nov 28)
#5270: STAIN (Wed, 2013 Nov 27)
#5269: THIS CONTENT MAY HARM YOUR COMPUTER (Tue, 2013 Nov 26)
#5268: INSIDE MACINTOSH (Mon, 2013 Nov 25)
#5267: CLASSIC HOLIDAY JINGLE (Sun, 2013 Nov 24)
#5266: NOTHING COMES FROM NOTHING (Sat, 2013 Nov 23)
#5265: JFK (Fri, 2013 Nov 22)
#5264: KIMONO (Thu, 2013 Nov 21)
#5263: PADDINGTON THE BEAR (Wed, 2013 Nov 20)
#5262: THE MARSUPIAL (Tue, 2013 Nov 19)
#5261: THE PUNDIT'S CREED (Mon, 2013 Nov 18)
#5260: THE SLEEPER MIGHT HAVE AWAKENED (Sun, 2013 Nov 17)
#5259: PS4 (Sat, 2013 Nov 16)
#5258: BOB DYLAN'S DEEP, DARK SECRET (Fri, 2013 Nov 15)
#5257: WHEN I GROW UP (Thu, 2013 Nov 14)
#5256: THE SALMON'S CURIOUS NAME (Wed, 2013 Nov 13)
#5255: HIPSTER HERCULES (Tue, 2013 Nov 12)
#5254: BASIC MEOW (Mon, 2013 Nov 11)
#5253: GREAT SOFTWARE (Sun, 2013 Nov 10)
#5252: FIVE CCS (Sat, 2013 Nov 9)
#5251: A NEED FOR RAW MATERIALS IS EXPRESSED FORCEFULLY (Fri, 2013 Nov 8)
#5250: RASPBERRY (Thu, 2013 Nov 7)
#5249: EVERY URINAL (Wed, 2013 Nov 6)
#5248: ESCAPE FROM PLANET OF THE APES (Tue, 2013 Nov 5)
#5247: A SHAM, HE SAID (Mon, 2013 Nov 4)
#5246: THREE-MAN BOBSLED MOVIE (Sun, 2013 Nov 3)
#5245: ENTER THE RECTANGLE (Sat, 2013 Nov 2)
#5244: THE MORE THINGS CHANGE (Fri, 2013 Nov 1)
#5243: GREEN TWITTER ICONS (Thu, 2013 Oct 31)
#5242: DIE WIPING (Wed, 2013 Oct 30)
#5241: ENCYCLOPEDIA BROWN (Tue, 2013 Oct 29)
#5240: PRESCRIPTION SIDE EFFECTS (Mon, 2013 Oct 28)
#5239: JUSTIFIED USE OF DEADLY FORCE (Sun, 2013 Oct 27)
#5238: SO-CALLED LOW-RISE CAP (Sat, 2013 Oct 26)
#5237: THE BIPEDAL DRAGON'S STATEMENT FOR THE COURT RECORD (Fri, 2013 Oct 25)
#5236: RAGING PLANET (Thu, 2013 Oct 24)
#5235: TAKING UP PAINTING (Wed, 2013 Oct 23)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#5257: WHEN I GROW UP

Thu, 2013 Nov 14

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    WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A DJ                                       
                                                                           
    THOUGH SOMETIMES I WRITE "DJ" AS "DEEJAY"                              
    IN ORDER TO MAKE IT SOUND MORE INTERESTING                             
                                                                           
    SOMETIMES I WRITE "MORE INTERESTING"                                   
    AS "STILL JUST AS PATHETIC" IN ORDER TO BE MORE HONEST                 

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