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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#5324: UNCOLA (Mon, 2014 Jan 20)
#5323: THE WANNABE SPORT (Sun, 2014 Jan 19)
#5322: FIFTH LEADING CAUSE (Sat, 2014 Jan 18)
#5321: KEYBOARD LESSON #293 (Fri, 2014 Jan 17)
#5320: COMMENTARIAT (Thu, 2014 Jan 16)
#5319: A SINCERE QUERY (Wed, 2014 Jan 15)
#5318: MODAFINIL (Tue, 2014 Jan 14)
#5317: PRINGLES (Mon, 2014 Jan 13)
#5316: STOCKINGS (Sun, 2014 Jan 12)
#5315: IRE (Sat, 2014 Jan 11)
#5314: BOWING (Fri, 2014 Jan 10)
#5313: LATE (Thu, 2014 Jan 9)
#5312: PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING EXPOSED (Wed, 2014 Jan 8)
#5311: THE SOUND OF MUSIC (Tue, 2014 Jan 7)
#5310: POLAR VORTEX (Mon, 2014 Jan 6)
#5309: PULLING THE FIRE ALARM (Sun, 2014 Jan 5)
#5308: A TOAST (Sat, 2014 Jan 4)
#5307: A-HA (Fri, 2014 Jan 3)
#5306: SMURF THEME (Thu, 2014 Jan 2)
#5305: FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW III (HAPPY NEW YEAR) (Wed, 2014 Jan 1)
#5304: IF YOU ASKED ME (Tue, 2013 Dec 31)
#5303: SOCHI 2014 (Mon, 2013 Dec 30)
#5302: YOUR NEW RINGTONE (Sun, 2013 Dec 29)
#5301: SOLITAIRE (Sat, 2013 Dec 28)
#5300: SKEPTICAL ACTIVIST (Fri, 2013 Dec 27)
#5299: LAWNMOWER MAN 2 (Thu, 2013 Dec 26)
#5298: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2014 (Wed, 2013 Dec 25)
#5297: HASKELL MODULES (Tue, 2013 Dec 24)
#5296: BITCOIN (Mon, 2013 Dec 23)
#5295: BANNED IN CHINA (Sun, 2013 Dec 22)
#5294: FOR OBVIOUS REASONS (Sat, 2013 Dec 21)
#5293: NO REQUESTS WITHOUT A TIP (Fri, 2013 Dec 20)
#5292: TRAPPED ON A DESERT ISLAND (Thu, 2013 Dec 19)
#5291: SOCIAL MEDIA (Wed, 2013 Dec 18)
#5290: DOGS OF WAR (Tue, 2013 Dec 17)
#5289: CHRIST BACK IN CHRISTMAS (Mon, 2013 Dec 16)
#5288: THE OATH (Sun, 2013 Dec 15)
#5287: JIM NABORS (Sat, 2013 Dec 14)
#5286: SHREK FOUR (Fri, 2013 Dec 13)
#5285: X-MEN (Thu, 2013 Dec 12)
#5284: WEEKLY STATUS REPORT (Wed, 2013 Dec 11)
#5283: FEE FI FO FURP (Tue, 2013 Dec 10)
#5282: TOO EARLY (Mon, 2013 Dec 9)
#5281: HOVER TO EXPERIENCE (Sun, 2013 Dec 8)
#5280: PALINDROME (Sat, 2013 Dec 7)
#5279: HAS IT REALLY BEEN THAT LONG (Fri, 2013 Dec 6)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#5301: SOLITAIRE

Sat, 2013 Dec 28

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