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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#5298: MERRY CHRISTMAS 2014 (Wed, 2013 Dec 25)
#5297: HASKELL MODULES (Tue, 2013 Dec 24)
#5296: BITCOIN (Mon, 2013 Dec 23)
#5295: BANNED IN CHINA (Sun, 2013 Dec 22)
#5294: FOR OBVIOUS REASONS (Sat, 2013 Dec 21)
#5293: NO REQUESTS WITHOUT A TIP (Fri, 2013 Dec 20)
#5292: TRAPPED ON A DESERT ISLAND (Thu, 2013 Dec 19)
#5291: SOCIAL MEDIA (Wed, 2013 Dec 18)
#5290: DOGS OF WAR (Tue, 2013 Dec 17)
#5289: CHRIST BACK IN CHRISTMAS (Mon, 2013 Dec 16)
#5288: THE OATH (Sun, 2013 Dec 15)
#5287: JIM NABORS (Sat, 2013 Dec 14)
#5286: SHREK FOUR (Fri, 2013 Dec 13)
#5285: X-MEN (Thu, 2013 Dec 12)
#5284: WEEKLY STATUS REPORT (Wed, 2013 Dec 11)
#5283: FEE FI FO FURP (Tue, 2013 Dec 10)
#5282: TOO EARLY (Mon, 2013 Dec 9)
#5281: HOVER TO EXPERIENCE (Sun, 2013 Dec 8)
#5280: PALINDROME (Sat, 2013 Dec 7)
#5279: HAS IT REALLY BEEN THAT LONG (Fri, 2013 Dec 6)
#5278: INTERNET CHESS (Thu, 2013 Dec 5)
#5277: ALOHA (Wed, 2013 Dec 4)
#5276: TALENTED MULTIMEDIA PEOPLE (Tue, 2013 Dec 3)
#5275: DVD (Mon, 2013 Dec 2)
#5274: WHERE FOOD GOES (Sun, 2013 Dec 1)
#5273: PINK RIBBON (Sat, 2013 Nov 30)
#5272: THE ALLEGRA-VIAGRA SPLIT (Fri, 2013 Nov 29)
#5271: AN AWARD OF SOME SORT (Thu, 2013 Nov 28)
#5270: STAIN (Wed, 2013 Nov 27)
#5269: THIS CONTENT MAY HARM YOUR COMPUTER (Tue, 2013 Nov 26)
#5268: INSIDE MACINTOSH (Mon, 2013 Nov 25)
#5267: CLASSIC HOLIDAY JINGLE (Sun, 2013 Nov 24)
#5266: NOTHING COMES FROM NOTHING (Sat, 2013 Nov 23)
#5265: JFK (Fri, 2013 Nov 22)
#5264: KIMONO (Thu, 2013 Nov 21)
#5263: PADDINGTON THE BEAR (Wed, 2013 Nov 20)
#5262: THE MARSUPIAL (Tue, 2013 Nov 19)
#5261: THE PUNDIT'S CREED (Mon, 2013 Nov 18)
#5260: THE SLEEPER MIGHT HAVE AWAKENED (Sun, 2013 Nov 17)
#5259: PS4 (Sat, 2013 Nov 16)
#5258: BOB DYLAN'S DEEP, DARK SECRET (Fri, 2013 Nov 15)
#5257: WHEN I GROW UP (Thu, 2013 Nov 14)
#5256: THE SALMON'S CURIOUS NAME (Wed, 2013 Nov 13)
#5255: HIPSTER HERCULES (Tue, 2013 Nov 12)
#5254: BASIC MEOW (Mon, 2013 Nov 11)
#5253: GREAT SOFTWARE (Sun, 2013 Nov 10)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#5275: DVD

Mon, 2013 Dec 2

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