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#143: AND I MEAN NOW

Sun, 1999 Nov 14

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 ( FUCK THIS JOUSTING SHIT I WANT HEAD AND I MEAN NOW )   
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#509: PRESIDENTIAL BALLOT

Tue, 2000 Nov 14

 ___________________________________________________ 
|                                                   |
|     OFFICIAL PRESIDENTIAL BALLOT, NOV. 6, ____    |
|                                                   |
|                                                   |
|   Follow the arrow and punch the appropriate dot  |
|                                                   |
|                                                   |
|  THE REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE ---------------\        |
|                                           \       |
|  THE DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE -----------------\      |
|                                             > O   |
|  THAT OTHER CANDIDATE ---------------------/      |
|                                           /       |
|  MUMBLE MUMBLE --------------------------/        |
|                                                   |
|___________________________________________________|
                                                     
WATCH OUT !!!!! THIS JOKE IS TOO HOT TO TOUCH !!!!!! 
SIZZLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

#874: REMEMBER KIDS

Wed, 2001 Nov 14

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      .--         --.   REMEMBER KIDS !!!!!!!!!!!!        
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      `--___   ___--'   BE SURE TO BRUSH THREE TIMES A DAY
            ---                                           

#1239: TRUE LOVE

Thu, 2002 Nov 14

I DON'T KNOW WHAT                    
I'D DO WITHOUT                       
YOU                 I'M MOLESTING YOU
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#1604: WITCHBLADE II

Fri, 2003 Nov 14

witchblade

          OKAY NOW THAT WE'VE GOT A CONGRESS THAT       
          WILL WORK TOGETHER WITH THE ADMINISTRATION    
          CAN WE NOT PASS A RESOLUTION OR PERHAPS       
          DRAFT AN AMENDMENT TO THE CONSTITUTION        
          WHICH DECLARES THAT WITCHBLADE IS THE         
          GREATEST TELEVISION SERIES EVER CREATED ??????
                                                        
                               |                        
   WHY ARE YOU ASKING          |                        
  ME I'M JUST A CAMPFIRE       |                        
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jrei  `'(_ )_)(_)_)'                                    

#1970: NIPPING IT IN THE BUD

Sun, 2004 Nov 14

I HAVE TO THWART THIS FLOWER BEFORE IT GROWS   
     TALL ENOUGH TO FUCK ME IN THE ASS         
                                               
                                               
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#2335: MEMETICS

Mon, 2005 Nov 14

blog, meme, open source

  ,88888,,88888,                                                     
,88'   '888'  '88,   I'M GOING TO TALK ABOUT "YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG"
88'    88 88   '88   AND TRY TO LINK IT TO DISCUSSIONS ABOUT MEMETICS
88,    88 88   ,88   AND MEMES !!!!                                  
'88,   ,888,  ,88'                                                   
  '88888''88888'     SEE THE MEMES *MUTATE* AND PEOPLE *CONTRIBUTE*  
     8      8        IN AN *OPEN SOURCE* FRAMEWORK TO DO SOMETHING   
    888    888       *COLLABORATIVE*                                 
jgs  8      8                                                        
                     WHY WON'T ANYONE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY ?!?!?!?!?!   
                     WATCH ME TAKE A DUMP AND CALL IT A BLOG MEME    
                                                                     
                     OR AS I CALL IT A BLEME                         

#2700: WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA

Tue, 2006 Nov 14

australia, geography

            _,__        .:                                         
           <*  /        | \   WHAT YOU SAY:                        
       .-./     |.     :  :,   AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE, OI OI OI      
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snd                     :--,   WHAT WE HEAR:                       
                         '/   YAY WE'RE AN ISLAND FULL OF CRIMINALS

#3065: MY CIGARETTES

Wed, 2007 Nov 14

sesame street

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        < ,wWWWWwwWWWWw, >                                   
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      <      '-'  '-'      >          OKAY JOKES OVER        
     <    ,._.--""--._.,    >                                
     <   ' \   .--.   / `   >         WHERE DID YOU PUT      
      <     './__\_\.'     >          MY CIGARETTES          
    ___<.-.____________.-.>___                               
   (___/   \__________/   \___)       AND HOW DID THIS       
    |  \,_,/          \,_,/  |        ROTTING CORPSE GET HERE
  .-|/^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ /^\ |-.                             
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#3431: D.A.M.

Fri, 2008 Nov 14

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#3796: A SYMPHONY

Sat, 2009 Nov 14

                Q @                                            
               _|/_     SERIOUSLY IF MY GUT WERE A SYMPHONY    
     \_|_/    /( )_\     IT WOULD BE BEETHOVEN'S LAST SHITSTORM
     |_|_|  ;/_)_(_                                            
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#4161: A LETTER TO YOUTUBE

Sun, 2010 Nov 14

youtube

            ,.~\                                                           
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         \       \                                                         
          \       \     WHY CAN'T YOUTUBE FUCKING CONSISTENTLY             
           \       \     FIGURE OUT WHICH CLIP IS NEXT IN A SERIES         
            \       \                                                      
   _.-------.\       \    I MEAN JESUS CHRIST IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE      
  (o| o o o | \    .-`  IT'S PATTERN MATCHING "PART X" OR "X/Y" OR "X OF Y"
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#4526: NINTENDO 64

Mon, 2011 Nov 14

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#4892: THE FINAL BEER

Wed, 2012 Nov 14

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    |:: '    |   ........... OR NOT ENOUGH ?!?!?!?!
PMH  ~~----~~                                      

#5257: WHEN I GROW UP

Thu, 2013 Nov 14

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