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#164: TWENTY DOLLAR BILL

Sun, 1999 Dec 5

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            TWENTY DORRAR BRILL                               

#530: ASCII PRICKS

Tue, 2000 Dec 5

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#895: WHAT'S THAT SMELL

Wed, 2001 Dec 5

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#1260: BEHIND THIS PHONE BOOTH

Thu, 2002 Dec 5

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#1625: THE SPACETIME CONTINUUM WONDERS

Fri, 2003 Dec 5

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#1991: MONA LISA IN DRAG

Sun, 2004 Dec 5

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#2356: EMPEROR PENGUIN

Mon, 2005 Dec 5

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             '   ' ' . ''          MY ROOKERY I WILL PECK 
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        '      ;             .     FURIOUS UNSTOPPABLE    
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       '       ; ;      '     ,    FASHION NOT UNLIKE THAT
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        ;       '     .     ;                             
     '_` '.          ,       '     ONE OF THEM PUSSY BIRDS
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#2721: ASPERGER'S

Tue, 2006 Dec 5

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  ,'   ___    / _   /  __`. `.                                              
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:    / /) / / __  /  / /    L  L  AND FUNNIER AND UNIQUE AND ARE THUSLY SURE
|   / __,' / / / /  / /     |  |  TO BE SELECTED FOR                        
|  / /    / / / /  / /___   |  |                                            
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#3086: SONNY'S SOLO

Wed, 2007 Dec 5

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#3452: UNICORN POLITICS

Fri, 2008 Dec 5

election 2008

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#3817: BHOPAL

Sat, 2009 Dec 5

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#4182: MARVIN THE MARTIAN

Sun, 2010 Dec 5

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#4547: UNICYCLE

Mon, 2011 Dec 5

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            -            __/ /     THIS IS A UNICYCLE         
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#4913: HINDU LABYRINTH

Wed, 2012 Dec 5

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 | | |   ___    ______   /                       
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 | | |____| |  |_| |  | |   THIS IS A SHITTY MAZE
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#5278: INTERNET CHESS

Thu, 2013 Dec 5

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 _[#]__[#]__(#)_[_#_](_#_)_(#)__[#]__[#]_     INTERNET CHESS PEOPLE     
      :::::     :::::     :::::     :::::                               
2  _    _    _    _         _    _    _  2    PAWN TO KING'S FOUR       
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 :::::     :::::     :::::     :::::          NUTS TO MY FACE           
3:::::     :::::     :::::     :::::     3                              
 :::::     :::::     :::::     :::::          QUEERS TO MY HOME         
      :::::     :::::     :::::     :::::                               
4     :::::     :::::  _  :::::     :::::4    CASTLING HER IN THE TOILET
      :::::     :::::_(#)_:::::     :::::                               
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6     :::::     :::::     :::::     :::::6                              
      :::::     :::::     :::::     :::::     THOSE BALLS IN MY FACE    
 :::::     :::::     :::::     :::::          ARE LIKE AN OFFICIAL STAMP
7  _    _    _    _    _    _    _    _  7                              
 _(_)__(_)__(_)__(_)__(_)__(_)__(_)__(_)_     THERE'S A CPU IN MY DICK  
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8 III  ,o/  </>  [ ]  ( )  </>  ,o/  III 8    BEEP BOOP                 
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  • first strip created on: Fri, 1999 Jun 25 (14.7 years ago)
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