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#2809: AND NOW A PRESENTATION FROM THE JOHN EDWARDS SECOND LIFE HEADQUARTERS Sat, 2007 Mar 3 election 2008, second life, topical VOTE FOR EDWARDS YOU FUCKING CUNTS / ( ) / ( ) ( ) _ ) ( \_ _(_\ \)__ (____\___)) Krogg98 #2878: MITT ROMNEY Fri, 2007 May 11 election 2008 , , {\ /} MITT ROMNEY SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY I SUPPOSE {~ \ ,__/~} {~= ;`'_)=} BUT I THINK IT'S ALL AN ACT `{~,;) \~} `;/ \)=-" IN HIS HEART I BET HE'S A CHEST-CRAPPER ~~( )/`==" /)) THAT MEANS SOMEONE WHO CRAPS ON PEOPLES' CHESTS jgs \\\ ``" (USUALLY WITHOUT PERMISSION) #2884: GIULIANI 2008 Thu, 2007 May 17 election 2008 _,-/\^---, ;"~~~~~~~~"; _/;; ~~ {0 `---v ;" ::::: :: "\_ _/ ;; ~ _../ ;" ;; ;;; \___/:: ;;,'~~~~ ;" ;;;;. ;; ;;; :: ,/ / ;; ;;;______;;;; ;;; ::,/ VOTE GIULIANI /;;V_;; _-~~~~~~~~~~;_ ;;; ,/ | :/ / ,/ \_ ~~)/ AND CAST YOUR VOTE AGAINST Targon|:| / /~~~= \;; \~~= FUCKING DISGUSTING FERRETS ;:;{::~~~~~~= \__~~~= ONCE AND FOR ALL ;~~:; ~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~ \/~~ #3057: THE FIFTH OF NOVEMBER Tue, 2007 Nov 6 election 2008, ron paul, topical ,,,,, \ e e\ C _\/ |\\, I HOPE WE'RE ALL TAKING TIME OUT )\_) \_ / TO CONTRIBUTE TO RON PAUL'S CAMPAIGN !!!!! _/|/_ _// ,'\ ~ /'-,_/ \ / \_/ / / BECAUSE THERE'S NO BETTER FEELING THAN , | \_._,-" FLUSHING YOUR HARD-EARNED MONEY DOWN THE TOILET ( < _' | \ \ ', -',-~.-' _/ ) | |// | ' ' ) | | | | ._., - |.,_ // _\-' )___|__|_ '-._ b'ger /____\__\ #3117: YOUTUBE DEBATES Sat, 2008 Jan 5 election 2008, youtube , | , \ / ,,_--_, \./ ,// _ _\ \./ HMM I WONDER HOW WE CAN MAKE THESE PRESIDENTIAL ;;\ // x x /;;; DEBATES EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS ??!?!?!?!?!? \ \ | _\ / / \ \ \ o / / / OR HOW ABOUT PERHAPS EVEN LESS CREDIBLE OR \ `-'\__/-' / USEFUL TO WATCH ?!?!?!?!?!? \ \/ / | /\ | | |//|| | \/ | .--'-----'-----. /| | / | | I KNOW LET'S FUCKING ADD YOUTUBE | | ,d888b, | | | J8888888L | :F_P: | | 888888888 | #3136: THOMPSON '08 Thu, 2008 Jan 24 election 2008, law and order, topical ,,,,, \ e e\ C _\/ |\\, )\_) \_ / THOMPSON '08 _/|/_ _// ,'\ ~ /'-,_/ \ / \_/ / / , | \_._,-" ( < _' | \ \ ', -',-~.-' _/ ) | |// | ' ' ) | | | | WHAT ._., - |.,_ // _\-' )___|__|_ '-._ OH b'ger /____\__\ WATERSTON '08 THEN #3143: CHANGE Thu, 2008 Jan 31 election 2008 , ."". , , # |()| # , OKAY _#_#___|__|___#_#__ [__________________] NEXT PERSON RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT THAT SAYS THE |-_ -=__=-_ -==_-| WORD "CHANGE" IN A SPEECH WITHOUT SPECIFICS GETS |_.------------.=| THIS HOT POKER TO THE DONG AND/OR TWAT |=| o o |=| _|-| ! `( ! |-|_ (INCLUDING BOTH POSSIBILITIES BECAUSE OF HUCKABEE) /==_| ! _(_.)_ ! |=_-\ |jgs|/^\^=^^=^/^\| _=| #3148: RIGHTS REVOKED Tue, 2008 Feb 5 election 2008, topical ___________ \ / )_______( |"""""""|_.-._,.---------.,_.-._ | | | | | | ''-. | |_| |_ _| |_..-' |_______| '-' `'---------'` '-' )"""""""( /_________\ IN THE PRIMARIES LET'S VOTE FOR PEOPLE WHO'VE `'-------'` ALREADY CLEARLY DROPPED OUT SHOWING THAT WE'RE .-------------. NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT'S GOING ON AND jgs/_______________\ THUS SHOULD HAVE OUR VOTING RIGHTS REVOKED #3163: TO MRS. OBAMA Wed, 2008 Feb 20 election 2008, obama, please shut up*, topical __________ __,___/ ",", ___.--" "\'. ____/ l \ ",'-, ------f" // \\\ \ (l\ \ \ \ \", | ||| / u | \ \ \ | ||| _ ) / | | \ ----L_-XXX-. .|' / U < | | | "\ -<_____/// \ 6 ) | | | \___) -" '. -.<" / / | |'.___ | _._." / DEAR MRS. OBAMA | ./ _."." _." PLEASE SHUT UP / |"----" _." SIGNED, MR. OBAMA jjs \ #3164: TO MR. CLINTON Thu, 2008 Feb 21 election 2008, hillary clinton, please shut up*, topical __________ __,___/ ",", ___.--" "\'. ____/ l \ ",'-, ------f" // \\\ \ (l\ \ \ \ \", | ||| / u | \ \ \ | ||| _ ) / | | \ ----L_-XXX-. .|' / U < | | | "\ -<_____/// \ 6 ) | | | \___) -" '. -.<" / / | |'.___ | _._." / DEAR MR. CLINTON | ./ _."." _." PLEASE SHUT UP / |"----" _." SIGNED, MRS. CLINTON jjs \ #3217: SUPERDELEGATE Mon, 2008 Apr 14 election 2008 _.-O-._ o_o_o_o_o \_`___`_/ MY LEFT NUT IS A SUPERDELEGATE } /. .\ { } | _c_ | { __}_\www/_{__ (((( { } )))) | |o { } o| | | |o {_} o| | |_\o _ o/_| \_/==L_I//\_/ \)-.__//-(/ | : //: | | :|/ : | | : | : | | : | : | |---|---| CURRENTLY UNDECIDED jgs |__ | __| (___|___) #3218: VOTE OBAMA Tue, 2008 Apr 15 election 2008, newsgroup, obama ]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[ |[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]| ]||[ ]||[ |[]| |[]| VOTE ]||[ ]||[ |[]| , |[]| ]||[ .'|`. ]||[ OBAMA |[]| .-' | \ |[]| ]||[ _.-` __;.-'| ]||[ |[]| '---''` | ' /~-., _ |[]| BECAUSE ]||[ ' | ; / `'._ / /`\ ]||[ |[]| ; . / .' , `-._ /.' \| |[]| ]||[ | |/ .' \ 7L' / ' ]||[ HE |[]| | L.' `. \ / |[]| ]||[ . F.___ \ \' ]||[ |[]| | /| `'--.....__`. \ |[]| KNOWS ]||[ | / | /` `'`. \ ]||[ |[]| |' | .' \ / '. \ |[]| ]||[ / . / \ ' `' ]||[ ORIGAMI |[]| \ | / `. / |[]| ]||[ \ | .' \ /mx ]||[ |[]| \|.' \/ |[]| ]||[ '--'''''------' ]||[ |[]| |[]| ]||[ ]||[ |[]| |[]| ]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[ |[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]||[]| myflix #3239: TELEVISED DEBATE Tue, 2008 May 6 blog, election 2008 _______________ |,----------. |\ I'M LIVEBLOGGING A TELEVISED DEBATE !!!!!!! || |=| | || || | | SO INSTEAD OF WATCHING THE DEBATE YOURSELF || . _o| | | __ YOU CAN WATCH MY BLOGGING IN REAL TIME ON |`-----------' |/ /~/ WHAT IS HAPPENING DURING AN EVENT THAT ANYONE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / / CAN VIEW THEMSELVES IF THEY WISH !!!!!!! ~~ Ojoshiro SO IN SUMMARY HUHHHHHHHHHHHHH END MY LIFE NOW #3248: TORN Thu, 2008 May 15 election 2008, topical ____________ / _.'\ \ AS A DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY VOTER I'M TORN / _.' \ \ BETWEEN BEING LABELLED SEXIST OR RACIST /_.-' \___\ |\_\ `` .- \ _/| | _\___________. | P | / \ | r |/ \| 5 |__________________| 9 #3261: 2009 BUDGET Wed, 2008 May 28 election 2008, hillary clinton IF HILLARY CLINTON IS ELECTED, FIFTY PERCENT OF OUR NATIONAL BUDGET WILL BE DEVOTED TO SHOPPING TEN PERCENT TO GETTING HAIR AND NAILS DONE THIRTY FOR WEBCAMS, LUBRICATION, AND DVD COPIES OF TITANIC THE REMAINING TEN PERCENT WILL BE RESERVED FOR FILING FALSE RAPE CHARGES AND CHILDREN IN SCHOOLS WILL BE FORCED TO LEARN WHAT AND WHERE THE CLITORIS ACTUALLY IS IT WILL BE LIKE THE ENTIRE WORLD IS GETTING SUCKED UP BY SOME GIANT, FLAPPY, VACUOUS VAGINA I I ___ I ___ /^^^^___^^^^\ I /^^^^___^^^^\ /^^^/V/V/V/V/V/V\^\I/^/V\V\V\V\V\V\^^^\ /^^/V/\/V/V/V/V/V/V/V\Y/V\V\V\V\V\V\V\/\V\^^\ /^ /V/V/V\V/V/V/V/V/Vv//I\\vV\V\V\V\V\V/V\V\V\ ^\ /^ /V/V/V/V/\/V/V/vVVVv//^O^\\vVVVv\V\V\/\V\V\V\V\ ^\ / /V/V/V/vvVVV\^^^ // I \\ ^^^/VVVvv\V\V\V\ \ //vvvVV^^ \ // _I_ \\ / ^^VVvvv\\ / \ // (o o) \\ / \ \ // / \=/ \ \\ / \// / /===\ \ \\/ (/==OOO=====OOO==\) TV #3282: DIVISIVE Wed, 2008 Jun 18 election 2008, obama ___ {-) |\ [m,].-"-. / [][__][__] \(/\__/\)/ [__][__][__][__]~~~~ | | NEXT POLITICIAN WHO SAYS "DIVISIVE" AGAIN [][__][__][__][__][] / | IS GETTING PUNCHED IN THE RIGHT TIT [__][__][__][__][__]| /| | [][__][__][__][__][]| || | ~~~~ YES I'M LOOKING AT YOU OBAMA ejm [__][__][__][__][__]__,__, \__/ #3283: AN INTERESTED VOTER Thu, 2008 Jun 19 bush, election 2008 _ _.-'`-._ _ ;.'________'.; _________n.[____________].n_________ |""_""_""_""||==||==||==||""_""_""_""] |"""""""""""||..||..||..||"""""""""""| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| |.. .. .. ..||..||..||..||.. .. .. ..| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| ,,;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;,;;;,;;;,;;,, ;;jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ALL I CAN SAY IS IS I'M *DEFINITELY* NOT VOTING FOR GEORGE W. BUSH THIS TIME AROUND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WAIT WHAT #3304: AND FLUSH Thu, 2008 Jul 10 election 2008 _ _.-'`-._ _ ;.'________'.; _________n.[____________].n_________ |""_""_""_""||==||==||==||""_""_""_""] WELCOME TO THE CLOSED TOILET |"""""""""""||..||..||..||"""""""""""| LID OF AMERICAN POLITICS |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| |.. .. .. ..||..||..||..||.. .. .. ..| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| ,,;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;,;;;,;;;,;;,, ;;jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; #3337: BOB BARR Tue, 2008 Aug 12 election 2008 _____ / '`-._ | -. \ HEY BOB BARR ANNOUNCED HE'S _.,--. '----- | / RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT ,-'' `. / ,' AND I HADN'T HEARD OF IT /' _--\ | ___ | / | ' | |,.''' ''--:_ | ,' \ | ,--.. `. \____/ /' _( '. '\ / /' '-. . ____ | | \ O,-' '\ | `\ , | \ | \. O / _/ __\,.\ `-'''\__,. -' | | _,.-=. ,/ VJ `.____,' \ _,-' WEIRD '--------' #3353: RECREATE '68 Thu, 2008 Aug 28 election 2008 __.__ RECREATE SIXTY-HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH .' ``--. OH GOD WAIT I HAVE TO SIT DOWN FOR A BIT .-' .-:-._ . \ AND TAKE A BREATHER BECAUSE MAN I'M WINDED [) `--' :;) | FROM ALL THAT STOMPING AND, YOU KNOW, TALKING :--. -' / `----) | OKAY HERE WE GO AGAIN: RECREATE SIXTY-HUHHHHHHHH / | COUGH COUGH SPUTTER DUHHH FAT FAT FAT / | \ / | SERIOUSLY FOLKS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS | | RECREATE SIXTY-EIGHT / | FUCK YES I GOT THROUGH IT THAT TIME | \ THIS FEAT WARRANTS A CHEESEBURGER / ; / AsH P.S. NO I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT I'M PROTESTING #3355: AND THE REPUBLICAN VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IS Sat, 2008 Aug 30 election 2008 _ _.-'`-._ _ ;.'________'.; _________n.[____________].n_________ |""_""_""_""||==||==||==||""_""_""_""] |"""""""""""||..||..||..||"""""""""""| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| |.. .. .. ..||..||..||..||.. .. .. ..| |LI LI LI LI||LI||LI||LI||LI LI LI LI| ,,;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;,;;;,;;;,;;,, ;;jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; VPILF #3363: DEAR PROTESTORS Sun, 2008 Sep 7 election 2008 DEAR PROTESTORS: /| / \ , SHOW YOUR FUCKING FACE YOU FUCKING COWARD FUCKS / |\ `--'| ,----^ | `---/ / \ GET ARRESTED AND TAKE YOUR MISDEMEANOR CHARGE | C) C) | AND WEAR IT LIKE THE BADGE OF HONOR YOU'RE | .___, | OBVIOUSLY CRAVING FOR TO JUSTIFY YOUR EXISTENCE \. \_/ / m1s `-----' INSTEAD OF LOOKING FOR AN UNCOMMITED WUSSY FUCK #3382: YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES Fri, 2008 Sep 26 election 2008 VOTE FOR ME AND I'LL BITE THE HEAD OFF BAD DUDES AND FIGHT ALLIGATORS, MY FRIENDS \ ,,_--_, \./ ,// _ _\ \./ ;;\ // x x /;;; \ \ | _\ / / \ \ \ o / / / \ `-'\__/-' / \ \/ / | /\ | | |//|| REPUBLICAN PARTY | \/ | .--'-----'-----. /| | / | | | | ,d888b, | | | J8888888L | :F_P: | | 888888888 | VOTE FOR ME AND HOPE AND CHANGE AND HOPE AND CHANGE AND HOPE AND CHANGE AND HOPE AND PERHAPS CHANGE \ ,,_--_, \./ ,// _ _\ \./ ;;\ // x x /;;; \ \ | _\ / / \ \ \ o / / / \ `-'\__/-' / \ \/ / | /\ | | |//|| DEMOCRATIC PARTY | \/ | .--'-----'-----. /| | / | | | | ,d888b, | | | J8888888L | :F_P: | | 888888888 | VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE I LIKE STUFF AND THINGS BUT SOME THINGS ARE BAD AND HURF DURF I EAT MY OWN SHIT \ ,,_--_, \./ ,// _ _\ \./ ;;\ // x x /;;; \ \ | _\ / / \ \ \ o / / / \ `-'\__/-' / \ \/ / | /\ | | |//|| GREEN PARTY | \/ | .--'-----'-----. /| | / | | | | ,d888b, | | | J8888888L | :F_P: | | 888888888 | VOTE FOR ME AND I WILL BE SO SHOCKED I'LL PULL MY PANTS DOWN AND SET MY OWN HAIR FIRE \ ,,_--_, \./ ,// _ _\ \./ ;;\ // x x /;;; \ \ | _\ / / \ \ \ o / / / \ `-'\__/-' / \ \/ / | /\ | | |//|| LIBERTARIAN PARTY | \/ | .--'-----'-----. /| | / | | | | ,d888b, | | | J8888888L | :F_P: | | 888888888 | #3421: ELECTION ADVICE Tue, 2008 Nov 4 election 2008 uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu u" uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu "u IF YOU CANNOT LEGALLY VOTE IN u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u AND WANT TO GIVE US ADVICE u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u ABOUT WHO/WHAT TO VOTE FOR u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u IN TODAY'S ELECTION HERE'S u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u MY RESPONSE $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$" ... "$... ...$" ... "$$$ ... "$$$ $ $ $$$u `"$$$$$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$ $$$ $$$ $ $ $$$$$$uu "$$$$ $$$ $$$$$ $$ """ u$$$ $ $ $$$""$$$ $$$$ $$$u "$$$" u$$ $$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$$....,$$$$$..$$$$$....,$$$$..$$$$$$$$ $ $ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $ "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" GET FUCKED IN THE NECK DIPSHIT "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" YOUR OPINION DOESN'T FUCKING COUNT "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u" "u """""""""""""""""" u" GET OVER IT AND BUY A LATTE OR SOMETHING """""""""""""""""""" #3423: MISSED IT BY THAT MUCH Thu, 2008 Nov 6 election 2008 @@@@@@@ @@ @@ @@ ^ ^ @@ OKAY !!!! I'VE DECIDED I'M GOING TO TAKE A STAND @@ " @@ IN THIS HISTORIC ELECTION BECAUSE IT'S REALLY @\ O /@ IMPORTANT !!!!! '---' ____| |____ / | | \ __| | \ / | |__ / | | * | | \ WHAT DO I DO NOW / / | | \ \ / / /|==%====|\ \ \ DO I HAVE TO REGISTER OR SOMETHING / _O/ / / _ \ \ \O_ \ JP / =,_/ / / \ \ \_,= \ / / // \\ \ \ / \__// \\__/ \ / \ ################################# #3429: JOE Wed, 2008 Nov 12 election 2008, topical .------. .------. .' //`. .' `. / // \ / \ MY BALLS ARE JOE | // : | ......::::: : // | :::::'''''' | \ // / \ / `._// _.' `._ _.' AsH `"----"' `"----"' #3433: GRANDMA Sun, 2008 Nov 16 election 2008 ___ (___) /` `\ / /"\ \ WHATEVS GRANDMA USED THE N-WORD ANYWAY \_/o o\_/ ( _ ) `\ /` /\\V//\ / /_ _\ \ \ \___/ / \/===\/ || || || || ||___|| |_____| jgs ||| / Y \ `"`"` #3446: IF I WERE PRESIDENT Sat, 2008 Nov 29 election 2008, wikipedia \| ... -:. //||\\ _. PLEASE WATCH `::::' Q Q ``::::::+. "IF I WERE PRESIDENT" ._"__.' \ BY JIMMY WALES, ____ `==' _._ THE USELESS TOOL .' ` .' .:- .-. ` .' '.') ' _` /||. __.--|_.' ' : ( \/' /\\ /,=-U' ' : `. `. /U ' ' . 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