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#2809: AND NOW A PRESENTATION FROM THE JOHN EDWARDS SECOND LIFE HEADQUARTERS

Sat, 2007 Mar 3

election 2008, second life, topical

       VOTE FOR EDWARDS YOU FUCKING CUNTS
                                         
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(____\___)) Krogg98                      

#2878: MITT ROMNEY

Fri, 2007 May 11

election 2008

     ,        ,                                                    
      {\      /}   MITT ROMNEY SEEMS LIKE A NICE GUY I SUPPOSE     
     {~ \ ,__/~}                                                   
     {~= ;`'_)=}    BUT I THINK IT'S ALL AN ACT                    
     `{~,;) \~}                                                    
       `;/ \)=-"   IN HIS HEART I BET HE'S A CHEST-CRAPPER         
      ~~( )/`=="                                                   
        /))         THAT MEANS SOMEONE WHO CRAPS ON PEOPLES' CHESTS
jgs     \\\                                                        
         ``"       (USUALLY WITHOUT PERMISSION)                    

#2884: GIULIANI 2008

Thu, 2007 May 17

election 2008

                                       _,-/\^---,                     
               ;"~~~~~~~~";          _/;; ~~  {0 `---v                
             ;" :::::   :: "\_     _/   ;;     ~ _../                 
           ;" ;;    ;;;       \___/::    ;;,'~~~~                     
         ;"  ;;;;.    ;;     ;;;    ::   ,/                           
        / ;;   ;;;______;;;;  ;;;    ::,/     VOTE GIULIANI           
       /;;V_;; _-~~~~~~~~~~;_  ;;;   ,/                               
      | :/ / ,/              \_  ~~)/     AND CAST YOUR VOTE AGAINST  
Targon|:| / /~~~=              \;; \~~=     FUCKING DISGUSTING FERRETS
      ;:;{::~~~~~~=              \__~~~=      ONCE AND FOR ALL        
   ;~~:;  ~~~~~~~~~               ~~~~~~                              
   \/~~                                                               

#3057: THE FIFTH OF NOVEMBER

Tue, 2007 Nov 6

election 2008, ron paul, topical

         ,,,,,                                                          
         \ e e\                                                         
         C  _\/    |\\,   I HOPE WE'RE ALL TAKING TIME OUT              
          )\_)    \_ /     TO CONTRIBUTE TO RON PAUL'S CAMPAIGN !!!!!   
        _/|/_     _//                                                   
      ,'\ ~ /'-,_/  \                                                   
     /   \_/    /   /   BECAUSE THERE'S NO BETTER FEELING THAN          
    ,  |     \_._,-"     FLUSHING YOUR HARD-EARNED MONEY DOWN THE TOILET
   (  <     _'                                                          
   |   \     \                                                          
   ', -',-~.-'                                                          
   _/  )     |                                                          
    |//   |  '                                                          
      '   )  |                                                          
      |   |  |                                                          
   ._.,   -  |.,_ //                                                    
_\-'  )___|__|_    '-._                                                 
b'ger  /____\__\                                                        

#3117: YOUTUBE DEBATES

Sat, 2008 Jan 5

election 2008, youtube

       ,   |   ,                                                           
   \               /                                                       
        ,,_--_,                                                            
\./    ,// _  _\   \./      HMM I WONDER HOW WE CAN MAKE THESE PRESIDENTIAL
;;\    //  x  x    /;;;     DEBATES EVEN MORE RIDICULOUS ??!?!?!?!?!?      
 \  \   |    _\   /  /                                                     
   \  \  \  o / /  /        OR HOW ABOUT PERHAPS EVEN LESS CREDIBLE OR     
     \ `-'\__/-' /          USEFUL TO WATCH ?!?!?!?!?!?                    
       \   \/  /                                                           
        |  /\ |                                                            
        | |//||                                                            
        |  \/ |                                                            
     .--'-----'-----.                                                      
    /|              |                                                      
   / |              |       I KNOW LET'S FUCKING ADD YOUTUBE               
   | |    ,d888b,   |                                                      
   | |   J8888888L  | :F_P:                                                
   | |   888888888  |                                                      

#3136: THOMPSON '08

Thu, 2008 Jan 24

election 2008, law and order, topical

         ,,,,,                               
         \ e e\                              
         C  _\/    |\\,                      
          )\_)    \_ /     THOMPSON '08      
        _/|/_     _//                        
      ,'\ ~ /'-,_/  \                        
     /   \_/    /   /                        
    ,  |     \_._,-"                         
   (  <     _'                               
   |   \     \                               
   ', -',-~.-'                               
   _/  )     |                               
    |//   |  '                               
      '   )  |                               
      |   |  |             WHAT              
   ._.,   -  |.,_ //                         
_\-'  )___|__|_    '-._    OH                
b'ger  /____\__\                             
                           WATERSTON '08 THEN

#3143: CHANGE

Thu, 2008 Jan 31

election 2008

     ,   ."".   ,                                                           
   , #   |()|   # ,       OKAY                                              
  _#_#___|__|___#_#__                                                       
 [__________________]     NEXT PERSON RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT THAT SAYS THE   
  |-_ -=__=-_ -==_-|      WORD "CHANGE" IN A SPEECH WITHOUT SPECIFICS GETS  
  |_.------------.=|      THIS HOT POKER TO THE DONG AND/OR TWAT            
  |=| o        o |=|                                                        
 _|-| !   `(   ! |-|_     (INCLUDING BOTH POSSIBILITIES BECAUSE OF HUCKABEE)
/==_| ! _(_.)_ ! |=_-\                                                      
|jgs|/^\^=^^=^/^\| _=|                                                      

#3148: RIGHTS REVOKED

Tue, 2008 Feb 5

election 2008, topical

      ___________                                                     
      \         /                                                     
       )_______(                                                      
       |"""""""|_.-._,.---------.,_.-._                               
       |       | | |               | | ''-.                           
       |       |_| |_             _| |_..-'                           
       |_______| '-' `'---------'` '-'                                
       )"""""""(                                                      
      /_________\   IN THE PRIMARIES LET'S VOTE FOR PEOPLE WHO'VE     
      `'-------'`    ALREADY CLEARLY DROPPED OUT SHOWING THAT WE'RE   
    .-------------.   NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO WHAT'S GOING ON AND
jgs/_______________\   THUS SHOULD HAVE OUR VOTING RIGHTS REVOKED     

#3163: TO MRS. OBAMA

Wed, 2008 Feb 20

election 2008, obama, please shut up*, topical

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       ___.--"          "\'.         ____/  l   \    ",'-,    
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      |                    |||       /   u       |      \ \ \ 
      |                    |||     _ )          /       | |  \
  ----L_-XXX-.             .|'    / U          <        | |  |
              "\   -<_____///     \           6 )       | |  |
                \___)     -"       '.       -.<"       / /   |
                                    |'.___  |       _._."   / 
  DEAR MRS. OBAMA                   |     ./     _."."   _."  
  PLEASE SHUT UP                   /      |"----"     _."     
  SIGNED, MR. OBAMA             jjs       \                   

#3164: TO MR. CLINTON

Thu, 2008 Feb 21

election 2008, hillary clinton, please shut up*, topical

              __________                  __,___/  ",",       
       ___.--"          "\'.         ____/  l   \    ",'-,    
------f"               // \\\        \  (l\ \    \     \ \",  
      |                    |||       /   u       |      \ \ \ 
      |                    |||     _ )          /       | |  \
  ----L_-XXX-.             .|'    / U          <        | |  |
              "\   -<_____///     \           6 )       | |  |
                \___)     -"       '.       -.<"       / /   |
                                    |'.___  |       _._."   / 
  DEAR MR. CLINTON                  |     ./     _."."   _."  
  PLEASE SHUT UP                   /      |"----"     _."     
  SIGNED, MRS. CLINTON          jjs       \                   

#3217: SUPERDELEGATE

Mon, 2008 Apr 14

election 2008

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     o_o_o_o_o                                    
     \_`___`_/      MY LEFT NUT IS A SUPERDELEGATE
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     | : //: |                                    
     | :|/ : |                                    
     | : | : |                                    
     | : | : |                                    
     |---|---|      CURRENTLY UNDECIDED           
jgs  |__ | __|                                    
     (___|___)                                    

#3218: VOTE OBAMA

Tue, 2008 Apr 15

election 2008, newsgroup, obama

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#3239: TELEVISED DEBATE

Tue, 2008 May 6

blog, election 2008

     _______________                                                     
    |,----------.  |\      I'M LIVEBLOGGING A TELEVISED DEBATE !!!!!!!   
    ||           |=| |                                                   
    ||          || | |      SO INSTEAD OF WATCHING THE DEBATE YOURSELF   
    ||       . _o| | | __    YOU CAN WATCH MY BLOGGING IN REAL TIME ON   
    |`-----------' |/ /~/   WHAT IS HAPPENING DURING AN EVENT THAT ANYONE
     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / /     CAN VIEW THEMSELVES IF THEY WISH !!!!!!!    
                     ~~                                                  
Ojoshiro                   SO IN SUMMARY HUHHHHHHHHHHHHH END MY LIFE NOW 

#3248: TORN

Thu, 2008 May 15

election 2008, topical

    ____________                                             
   /     _.'\   \    AS A DEMOCRATIC PRIMARY VOTER I'M TORN  
  /   _.'    \   \    BETWEEN BEING LABELLED SEXIST OR RACIST
 /_.-'        \___\                                          
|\_\ ``   .-   \ _/|                                         
|  _\___________.  | P                                       
| /              \ | r                                       
|/                \| 5                                       
|__________________| 9                                       

#3261: 2009 BUDGET

Wed, 2008 May 28

election 2008, hillary clinton

IF HILLARY CLINTON IS ELECTED, FIFTY PERCENT OF OUR NATIONAL BUDGET     
WILL BE DEVOTED TO SHOPPING                                             
                                                                        
TEN PERCENT TO GETTING HAIR AND NAILS DONE                              
THIRTY FOR WEBCAMS, LUBRICATION, AND DVD COPIES OF TITANIC              
                                                                        
THE REMAINING TEN PERCENT WILL BE RESERVED FOR FILING FALSE RAPE CHARGES
                                                                        
AND CHILDREN IN SCHOOLS WILL BE FORCED TO LEARN WHAT AND WHERE          
THE CLITORIS ACTUALLY IS                                                
                                                                        
IT WILL BE LIKE THE ENTIRE WORLD IS GETTING SUCKED UP                   
BY SOME GIANT, FLAPPY, VACUOUS VAGINA                                   
                                                                        
                             I                                          
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                   ___       I       ___                                
              /^^^^___^^^^\  I  /^^^^___^^^^\                           
          /^^^/V/V/V/V/V/V\^\I/^/V\V\V\V\V\V\^^^\                       
       /^^/V/\/V/V/V/V/V/V/V\Y/V\V\V\V\V\V\V\/\V\^^\                    
     /^ /V/V/V\V/V/V/V/V/Vv//I\\vV\V\V\V\V\V/V\V\V\ ^\                  
   /^ /V/V/V/V/\/V/V/vVVVv//^O^\\vVVVv\V\V\/\V\V\V\V\ ^\                
  / /V/V/V/vvVVV\^^^     //  I  \\     ^^^/VVVvv\V\V\V\ \               
 //vvvVV^^       \      //  _I_  \\      /       ^^VVvvv\\              
/                 \    //  (o o)  \\    /                 \             
                   \  //  / \=/ \  \\  /                                
                    \//  / /===\ \  \\/                                 
                    (/==OOO=====OOO==\)                                 
                     TV                                                 

#3282: DIVISIVE

Wed, 2008 Jun 18

election 2008, obama

                         ___                                                
                          {-)   |\                                          
                     [m,].-"-.   /                                          
    [][__][__]         \(/\__/\)/                                           
    [__][__][__][__]~~~~  |  |     NEXT POLITICIAN WHO SAYS "DIVISIVE" AGAIN
    [][__][__][__][__][] /   |    IS GETTING PUNCHED IN THE RIGHT TIT       
    [__][__][__][__][__]| /| |                                              
    [][__][__][__][__][]| || |  ~~~~     YES I'M LOOKING AT YOU OBAMA       
ejm [__][__][__][__][__]__,__,  \__/                                        

#3283: AN INTERESTED VOTER

Thu, 2008 Jun 19

bush, election 2008

                 _ _.-'`-._ _                 
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 ,,;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;;,;;,;;;,;;;,;;,, 
;;jgs;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
                                              
     ALL I CAN SAY IS IS I'M *DEFINITELY*     
     NOT VOTING FOR GEORGE W. BUSH THIS       
     TIME AROUND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!      
                                              
     WAIT WHAT                                

#3304: AND FLUSH

Thu, 2008 Jul 10

election 2008

                 _ _.-'`-._ _                                            
                ;.'________'.;                                           
     _________n.[____________].n_________                                
    |""_""_""_""||==||==||==||""_""_""_""]   WELCOME TO THE CLOSED TOILET
    |"""""""""""||..||..||..||"""""""""""|   LID OF AMERICAN POLITICS    
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#3337: BOB BARR

Tue, 2008 Aug 12

election 2008

                      _____                                     
                     /     '`-._                                
                    |    -.     \    HEY BOB BARR ANNOUNCED HE'S
        _.,--.      '----- |    /     RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT     
    ,-''      `.          /   ,'     AND I HADN'T HEARD OF IT   
  /'     _--\  |     ___  |  /                                  
 |      '   |  |,.'''   ''--:_                                  
 |      ,'   \ |       ,--..  `.                                
  \____/    /'       _(     '.  '\                              
           /      /' '-.     . ____                             
           |     |      \  O,-'    '\                           
           |     `\        ,         |                          
            \   |   \.   O /       _/                           
           __\,.\     `-'''\__,. -' |                           
          |  _,.-=.               ,/                            
VJ        `.____,' \          _,-'      WEIRD                   
                    '--------'                                  

#3353: RECREATE '68

Thu, 2008 Aug 28

election 2008

      __.__          RECREATE SIXTY-HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH        
    .'     ``--.      OH GOD WAIT I HAVE TO SIT DOWN FOR A BIT         
 .-' .-:-._   . \      AND TAKE A BREATHER BECAUSE MAN I'M WINDED      
[)   `--'    :;) |      FROM ALL THAT STOMPING AND, YOU KNOW, TALKING  
 :--.        -' /                                                      
  `----)       |      OKAY HERE WE GO AGAIN: RECREATE SIXTY-HUHHHHHHHH 
      /        |       COUGH COUGH SPUTTER DUHHH FAT FAT FAT           
     / |        \                                                      
    /  |               SERIOUSLY FOLKS WHAT I MEANT TO SAY WAS         
   |   |                RECREATE SIXTY-EIGHT                           
  /    |                 FUCK YES I GOT THROUGH IT THAT TIME           
 |      \                 THIS FEAT WARRANTS A CHEESEBURGER            
/       ;                                                              
       /    AsH         P.S. NO I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT I'M PROTESTING

#3355: AND THE REPUBLICAN VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IS

Sat, 2008 Aug 30

election 2008

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                    VPILF                     

#3363: DEAR PROTESTORS

Sun, 2008 Sep 7

election 2008

                        DEAR PROTESTORS:                               
             /|                                                        
            /  \    ,   SHOW YOUR FUCKING FACE YOU FUCKING COWARD FUCKS
           / |\ `--'|                                                  
     ,----^  | `---/                                                   
    /        \          GET ARRESTED AND TAKE YOUR MISDEMEANOR CHARGE  
   | C)   C)  |         AND WEAR IT LIKE THE BADGE OF HONOR YOU'RE     
   |  .___,   |         OBVIOUSLY CRAVING FOR TO JUSTIFY YOUR EXISTENCE
    \. \_/   /                                                         
m1s   `-----'           INSTEAD OF LOOKING FOR AN UNCOMMITED WUSSY FUCK

#3382: YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES

Fri, 2008 Sep 26

election 2008

  VOTE FOR ME AND I'LL BITE THE HEAD    
  OFF BAD DUDES AND FIGHT ALLIGATORS,   
  MY FRIENDS                            
                                        
      \                                 
        ,,_--_,                         
\./    ,// _  _\   \./                  
;;\    //  x  x    /;;;                 
 \  \   |    _\   /  /                  
   \  \  \  o / /  /                    
     \ `-'\__/-' /                      
       \   \/  /                        
        |  /\ |                         
        | |//||  REPUBLICAN PARTY       
        |  \/ |                         
     .--'-----'-----.                   
    /|              |                   
   / |              |                   
   | |    ,d888b,   |                   
   | |   J8888888L  | :F_P:             
   | |   888888888  |                   
                                        
                                        
                                        
  VOTE FOR ME AND HOPE AND CHANGE       
  AND HOPE AND CHANGE AND HOPE          
  AND CHANGE AND HOPE AND PERHAPS CHANGE
                                        
      \                                 
        ,,_--_,                         
\./    ,// _  _\   \./                  
;;\    //  x  x    /;;;                 
 \  \   |    _\   /  /                  
   \  \  \  o / /  /                    
     \ `-'\__/-' /                      
       \   \/  /                        
        |  /\ |                         
        | |//||  DEMOCRATIC PARTY       
        |  \/ |                         
     .--'-----'-----.                   
    /|              |                   
   / |              |                   
   | |    ,d888b,   |                   
   | |   J8888888L  | :F_P:             
   | |   888888888  |                   
                                        
                                        
                                        
  VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE I LIKE STUFF      
  AND THINGS BUT SOME THINGS ARE BAD    
  AND HURF DURF I EAT MY OWN SHIT       
                                        
      \                                 
        ,,_--_,                         
\./    ,// _  _\   \./                  
;;\    //  x  x    /;;;                 
 \  \   |    _\   /  /                  
   \  \  \  o / /  /                    
     \ `-'\__/-' /                      
       \   \/  /                        
        |  /\ |                         
        | |//||  GREEN PARTY            
        |  \/ |                         
     .--'-----'-----.                   
    /|              |                   
   / |              |                   
   | |    ,d888b,   |                   
   | |   J8888888L  | :F_P:             
   | |   888888888  |                   
                                        
                                        
                                        
  VOTE FOR ME AND I WILL BE SO SHOCKED  
  I'LL PULL MY PANTS DOWN AND           
  SET MY OWN HAIR FIRE                  
                                        
      \                                 
        ,,_--_,                         
\./    ,// _  _\   \./                  
;;\    //  x  x    /;;;                 
 \  \   |    _\   /  /                  
   \  \  \  o / /  /                    
     \ `-'\__/-' /                      
       \   \/  /                        
        |  /\ |                         
        | |//||  LIBERTARIAN PARTY      
        |  \/ |                         
     .--'-----'-----.                   
    /|              |                   
   / |              |                   
   | |    ,d888b,   |                   
   | |   J8888888L  | :F_P:             
   | |   888888888  |                   

#3421: ELECTION ADVICE

Tue, 2008 Nov 4

election 2008

            uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu                                             
          u" uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu "u    IF YOU CANNOT LEGALLY VOTE IN          
        u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u    THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA         
      u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u    AND WANT TO GIVE US ADVICE         
    u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u    ABOUT WHO/WHAT TO VOTE FOR       
  u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u    IN TODAY'S ELECTION HERE'S     
u" u$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$u "u    MY RESPONSE                  
$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $                                 
$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $                                 
$ $$$" ... "$...  ...$" ... "$$$  ... "$$$ $                                 
$ $$$u `"$$$$$$$  $$$  $$$$$  $$  $$$  $$$ $                                 
$ $$$$$$uu "$$$$  $$$  $$$$$  $$  """ u$$$ $                                 
$ $$$""$$$  $$$$  $$$u "$$$" u$$  $$$$$$$$ $                                 
$ $$$$....,$$$$$..$$$$$....,$$$$..$$$$$$$$ $                                 
$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $                                 
"u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u"                                 
  "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u"                                   
    "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u"   GET FUCKED IN THE NECK DIPSHIT    
      "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u"   YOUR OPINION DOESN'T FUCKING COUNT  
        "u "$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$" u"                                         
          "u """""""""""""""""" u"   GET OVER IT AND BUY A LATTE OR SOMETHING
            """"""""""""""""""""                                             

#3423: MISSED IT BY THAT MUCH

Thu, 2008 Nov 6

election 2008

             @@@@@@@                                                     
            @@     @@                                                    
           @@  ^ ^  @@   OKAY !!!! I'VE DECIDED I'M GOING TO TAKE A STAND
           @@   "   @@    IN THIS HISTORIC ELECTION BECAUSE IT'S REALLY  
            @\  O  /@      IMPORTANT !!!!!                               
              '---'                                                      
           ____| |____                                                   
          /   |   |   \                                                  
        __| |  \ /  | |__                                                
       /  | |   *   | |  \    WHAT DO I DO NOW                           
      /   / |       | \   \                                              
     /   / /|==%====|\ \   \    DO I HAVE TO REGISTER OR SOMETHING       
    / _O/ / /   _   \ \ \O_ \                                            
JP /  =,_/ /   / \   \ \_,=  \                                           
  /       /   // \\   \       \                                          
 /        \__//   \\__/        \                                         
/                               \                                        
#################################                                        

#3429: JOE

Wed, 2008 Nov 12

election 2008, topical

    .------.         .------.                       
  .'      //`.     .'        `.                     
 /       //   \   /            \    MY BALLS ARE JOE
|       //     : |    ......:::::                   
:      //      | :::::''''''    |                   
 \    //      /   \            /                    
  `._//    _.'     `._      _.'  AsH                
    `"----"'         `"----"'                       

#3433: GRANDMA

Sun, 2008 Nov 16

election 2008

     ___                                            
    (___)                                           
   /`   `\                                          
  /  /"\  \   WHATEVS GRANDMA USED THE N-WORD ANYWAY
  \_/o o\_/                                         
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    `\ /`                                           
   /\\V//\                                          
  / /_ _\ \                                         
  \ \___/ /                                         
   \/===\/                                          
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jgs  |||                                            
    / Y \                                           
    `"`"`                                           

#3446: IF I WERE PRESIDENT

Sat, 2008 Nov 29

election 2008, wikipedia

                             \|       ...              
                             -:.     //||\\       _.   
  PLEASE WATCH                 `::::' Q Q ``::::::+.   
   "IF I WERE PRESIDENT"             ._"__.'      \    
    BY JIMMY WALES,              ____ `==' _._         
     THE USELESS TOOL          .'             `        
                             .' .:-      .-.   `       
                           .' '.')       ' _` /||.     
                      __.--|_.'  '      : ( \/' /\\    
                     /,=-U'     '      :   `.  `. /U   
                               ' '  .  (     -._.---"  
                     ....-----( ' . `   -.             
               )   .:\:::\    '`. `  `  .'             
           _  (  .:::::::::....--`--..-' \             
          ( ``-.\:::''               \    \            
          \\ ""\\-'                   `..:.\           
           `:-=/)                       `(::)          
                `                      .:::/           
a:f_______________________________     |::/   _________
                    ______...       .."\\/             
 .......------""""""       __..   . \\ -. _   .        
                   __..--''    .-'   `+ () `-'         
         __..---"""         ..........|_ `-.   .       
       ''            ....:::::::::::::.\.'  )   .      
                      .-' ````::::::''''."""     .     
                   .-'               .            .    
                                    .              .   

#3447: YES/NO ON 8

Sun, 2008 Nov 30

election 2008

(        )                                           
O        O                                           
()      ()                                           
 Oo.nn.oO                                            
  _mmmm_                                             
\/_mmmm_\/                                           
\/_mmmm_\/    I VOTED "WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT" ON 8
\/_mmmm_\/                                           
\/ mmmm \/                                           
    nn                                               
    ()                                               
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     ()    /                                         
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       '--'                                          

#3450: CMSG NEWGROUP

Wed, 2008 Dec 3

election 2008, usenet

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 8                                .d88                    
 8  oooooooooooooooooooooooooooood8888                    
 8  8888888888888888888888888P"   8888    oooooooooooooooo
 8  8888888888888888888888P"      8888    8              8
 8  8888888888888888888P"         8888    8             d8
 8  8888888888888888P"            8888    8            d88
 8  8888888888888P"               8888    8           d888
 8  8888888888P"                  8888    8          d8888
 8  8888888P"                     8888    8         d88888
 8  8888P"                        8888    8        d888888
 8  8888oooooooooooooooooooooocgmm8888    8       d8888888
 8 .od88888888888888888888888888888888    8      d88888888
 8888888888888888888888888888888888888    8     d888888888
                                          8    d8888888888
    ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo       8   d88888888888
   d                       ...oood8b      8  d888888888888
  d              ...oood888888888888b     8 d8888888888888
 d     ...oood88888888888888888888888b    8d88888888888888
dood8888888888888888888888888888888888b                   
                                                          
   CAN I SUBSCRIBE TO ALT.FAN.CHANGE.CHANGE.CHANGE        

#3451: TRENDING PURPLE

Thu, 2008 Dec 4

election 2008

    .------.         .------.                                         
  .'      //`.     .'        `.   MY BALLS ARE TRENDING PURPLE        
 /       //   \   /            \                                      
|       //     : |    ......:::::   AND THAT'S NOT WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE
:      //      | :::::''''''    |                                     
 \    //      /   \            /                                      
  `._//    _.'     `._      _.'  AsH                                  
    `"----"'         `"----"'                                         

#3452: UNICORN POLITICS

Fri, 2008 Dec 5

election 2008

    \                                                            
     \                                                           
      \\   IN LIEU OF A REFUNDABLE TAX CREDIT I'LL TAKE A UNICORN
       \\                                                        
        >\/7                                                     
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        )  \ |                                                   
       /   / |                                                   
      /    > /                                                   
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<`\\_  \         .`-.                                            
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#3660: SENATOR AL FRANKEN

Wed, 2009 Jul 1

al franken, election 2008, topical

                 __                                               
               .'/\'.                                             
             .'-/__\-'.                                           
           .'--/____\--'.                                         
         .'--./______\.--'.             SOOOOOO                   
       .'--../________\..--'.                                     
     .'--.._/__________\_..--'.            SENATOR AL FRANKEN     
   .'--..__/____________\__..--'.                                 
 .'--..___/______________\___..--'.                               
'========'================'========'                              
      [_|__]            [_|__]                                    
     =[__|_]=====""=====[__|_]==.                                 
      [_|__]     '|     [_|__]  |                                 
      [__|_]     |'     [__|_]  |                                 
      [_|__]  .--JL--.  [_|__]  '===O                             
      [__|_]   \====/   [__|_]                                    
      [_|__]_.-| .; |-._[_|__]                                    
      [__|_]'._ \__/(_.'[__|_]                                    
      [.-._]            [_.-.]                                    
      [_.-.'--..____..--'.-._]                                    
 (o)  [(_.'   .-.     .-.'._)\ (o)                                
(\'/) [  .-. (_.'.-. (_.' .-.](\'/)                               
   ;: [ (_.'.-. (_.' .-. (_.'| ;:'                                
;:    [ .-. '._) .-. '._).-. ]   ;:.                              
      [(_.'  .-. '._) .-.'._)]          THANKS AGAIN MINNESOTA    
  (o) /.-.  (_.'.-.  (_.' .-.];:(o)                               
 (\'/)['._).-. (_.'   .-.(_.'] (\'/)      (WAS: RE: JESSE VENTURA)
      [   (_.'.-.  .-.'._)   \ ;:                                 
;:'   '-._    '._) '._)   _.-'                                    
  LGB      `---..____..---'   ;:`                                 
   ;:'      ;:'.:;     ;;"                                        

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