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#3280: AND GUESS WHAT IT IS (Mon, 2008 Jun 16)
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#3278: WP (Sat, 2008 Jun 14)
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#3266: DEFCON (Mon, 2008 Jun 2)
#3265: NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE (Sun, 2008 Jun 1)
#3264: THE HAPPENING (Sat, 2008 May 31)
#3263: POSTAL (Fri, 2008 May 30)
#3262: OH DO YOU NOW (Thu, 2008 May 29)
#3261: 2009 BUDGET (Wed, 2008 May 28)
#3260: SMILEY FACE (Tue, 2008 May 27)
#3259: ZOMBIE II: THE RETURN OF THE ZOMBIE (Mon, 2008 May 26)
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#3243: REISERFS (Sat, 2008 May 10)
#3242: ELLEN DEGENERES COMMERCIALS (Fri, 2008 May 9)
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#3239: TELEVISED DEBATE (Tue, 2008 May 6)
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#3261: 2009 BUDGET

Wed, 2008 May 28

election 2008, hillary clinton

IF HILLARY CLINTON IS ELECTED, FIFTY PERCENT OF OUR NATIONAL BUDGET     
WILL BE DEVOTED TO SHOPPING                                             
                                                                        
TEN PERCENT TO GETTING HAIR AND NAILS DONE                              
THIRTY FOR WEBCAMS, LUBRICATION, AND DVD COPIES OF TITANIC              
                                                                        
THE REMAINING TEN PERCENT WILL BE RESERVED FOR FILING FALSE RAPE CHARGES
                                                                        
AND CHILDREN IN SCHOOLS WILL BE FORCED TO LEARN WHAT AND WHERE          
THE CLITORIS ACTUALLY IS                                                
                                                                        
IT WILL BE LIKE THE ENTIRE WORLD IS GETTING SUCKED UP                   
BY SOME GIANT, FLAPPY, VACUOUS VAGINA                                   
                                                                        
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