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#5372: COSMOS REBOOT (Sun, 2014 Mar 9)
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#3299: RING AND RUN (Sat, 2008 Jul 5)
#3298: SPONGEBOB (Fri, 2008 Jul 4)
#3297: CHRIST IS LORD (Thu, 2008 Jul 3)
#3296: PSYCHE (Wed, 2008 Jul 2)
#3295: PAY PER VIEW (Tue, 2008 Jul 1)
#3294: SAVING GRACE (Mon, 2008 Jun 30)
#3293: FRIZZ (Sun, 2008 Jun 29)
#3292: CORY DOCTOROW (Sat, 2008 Jun 28)
#3291: DO IT (Fri, 2008 Jun 27)
#3290: HUMAN RIGHTS COMPLAINT (Thu, 2008 Jun 26)
#3289: GLORIA STEINEM (Wed, 2008 Jun 25)
#3288: STARCHILD (Tue, 2008 Jun 24)
#3287: NO FAIR (Mon, 2008 Jun 23)
#3286: BIPOLAR DISORDER (Sun, 2008 Jun 22)
#3285: IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT (Sat, 2008 Jun 21)
#3284: SPORE CREATURE CREATOR (Fri, 2008 Jun 20)
#3283: AN INTERESTED VOTER (Thu, 2008 Jun 19)
#3282: DIVISIVE (Wed, 2008 Jun 18)
#3281: HARD ROCK CAFE (Tue, 2008 Jun 17)
#3280: AND GUESS WHAT IT IS (Mon, 2008 Jun 16)
#3279: COSMIC RAYS (Sun, 2008 Jun 15)
#3278: WP (Sat, 2008 Jun 14)
#3277: DEAR PARENT (Fri, 2008 Jun 13)
#3276: SENTENCE DIAGRAMMING (Thu, 2008 Jun 12)
#3275: THERE CAN ONLY BE WHAT (Wed, 2008 Jun 11)
#3274: TED TALKS (Tue, 2008 Jun 10)
#3273: THANKS WIKIPEDIA (Mon, 2008 Jun 9)
#3272: BLU-RAY (Sun, 2008 Jun 8)
#3271: TGZ OR TBZ (Sat, 2008 Jun 7)
#3270: ED BEGLEY, JR. (Fri, 2008 Jun 6)
#3269: SHRILL WHINING (Thu, 2008 Jun 5)
#3268: SMILEYS (Wed, 2008 Jun 4)
#3267: USER BOXES (Tue, 2008 Jun 3)
#3266: DEFCON (Mon, 2008 Jun 2)
#3265: NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE (Sun, 2008 Jun 1)
#3264: THE HAPPENING (Sat, 2008 May 31)
#3263: POSTAL (Fri, 2008 May 30)
#3262: OH DO YOU NOW (Thu, 2008 May 29)
#3261: 2009 BUDGET (Wed, 2008 May 28)
#3260: SMILEY FACE (Tue, 2008 May 27)
#3259: ZOMBIE II: THE RETURN OF THE ZOMBIE (Mon, 2008 May 26)
#3258: FAMOUS NATHAN'S (Sun, 2008 May 25)
#3257: THE EARLIEST CLOCKS (Sat, 2008 May 24)
#3256: POOR FURRIES (Fri, 2008 May 23)
#3255: THE REHABILITATION ACT (Thu, 2008 May 22)
#3254: MR. MOUSE (Wed, 2008 May 21)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#3276: SENTENCE DIAGRAMMING

Thu, 2008 Jun 12

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                                       ,d$$P'                       
                                     ,d$$$'     I'M FUCKIN' HOT SHIT
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        \      `\    `,_\-'     \                                   
          \   \_,'                \                                 
            \            ___,,---''                                 
              \___,,---''           pb                              

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