_    ____   ____ ___ ___      _         _     _____          _       
   / \  / ___| / ___|_ _|_ _|    / \   _ __| |_  |  ___|_ _ _ __| |_ ___ 
  / _ \ \___ \| |    | | | |    / _ \ | '__| __| | |_ / _` | '__| __/ __|
 / ___ \ ___) | |___ | | | |   / ___ \| |  | |_  |  _| (_| | |  | |_\__ \
/_/   \_\____/ \____|___|___| /_/   \_\_|   \__| |_|  \__,_|_|   \__|___/

#3361: BEER TIME MAYBE (Fri, 2008 Sep 5) ... #3346: BILL MOYERS (Thu, 2008 Aug 21) #3345: TWEETS (Wed, 2008 Aug 20) #3344: THE DAY THE DUDE STOOD STILL (Tue, 2008 Aug 19) #3343: DREAM SEQUENCES (Mon, 2008 Aug 18) #3342: A.B.S. (Sun, 2008 Aug 17) #3341: THE ART OF WAR II (Sat, 2008 Aug 16) #3340: WHEN YOU SEE IT (Fri, 2008 Aug 15) #3339: WRATH OF THE KING (Thu, 2008 Aug 14) #3338: COMPUTER LOVE (Wed, 2008 Aug 13) #3337: BOB BARR (Tue, 2008 Aug 12) #3336: CRY HAVOC (Mon, 2008 Aug 11) #3335: FAVICON (Sun, 2008 Aug 10) #3334: A STATISTIC (Sat, 2008 Aug 9) #3333: NEW WIKIPEDIA CATEGORY (Fri, 2008 Aug 8) #3332: AGAIN (Thu, 2008 Aug 7) #3331: MISNOMER (Wed, 2008 Aug 6) #3330: THE COUNTING SONG (Tue, 2008 Aug 5) #3329: THE GIVING BALLS (Mon, 2008 Aug 4) #3328: SURFACE CONTROLLER (Sun, 2008 Aug 3) #3327: THREE WISE MEN (Sat, 2008 Aug 2) #3326: SPANKONOMICS (Fri, 2008 Aug 1) #3325: MPW (Thu, 2008 Jul 31) #3324: SO HUNGRY (Wed, 2008 Jul 30) #3323: HOT-LINE RAPE COUNSELOR (RIGHT AWAY YOU KNOW THIS CAN'T BE GOOD) (Tue, 2008 Jul 29) #3322: WIENERS (Mon, 2008 Jul 28) #3321: NEW INNOVATIONS (Sun, 2008 Jul 27) #3320: SARAH SILVERMAN (Sat, 2008 Jul 26) #3319: TWO-STEP (Fri, 2008 Jul 25) #3318: MAXIMUM GAME (Thu, 2008 Jul 24) #3317: ANDROMEDA STRAIN (Wed, 2008 Jul 23) #3316: RIDGES (Tue, 2008 Jul 22) #3315: INIMITABLE (Mon, 2008 Jul 21) #3314: BUCK ROGERS IN THE 25TH CENTURY (Sun, 2008 Jul 20) #3313: KITTEN-TAIL CONGRUENCE (Sat, 2008 Jul 19) #3312: CRIMEFIGHTER (Fri, 2008 Jul 18) #3311: PREMIERE (Thu, 2008 Jul 17) #3310: BLACK HAT (Wed, 2008 Jul 16) #3309: HUGGLE (Tue, 2008 Jul 15) #3308: ROGAINE (Mon, 2008 Jul 14) #3307: TRUTH TO POWER (Sun, 2008 Jul 13) #3306: FORTUNE COOKIE (Sat, 2008 Jul 12) #3305: POMO (Fri, 2008 Jul 11) #3304: AND FLUSH (Thu, 2008 Jul 10) #3303: SAVING THROW (Wed, 2008 Jul 9) #3302: THE V-WORD (Tue, 2008 Jul 8) #3301: CHOCOLATEY (Mon, 2008 Jul 7) ... #1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)

<<< #3322: WIENERS | #3324: SO HUNGRY >>> #3323: HOT-LINE RAPE COUNSELOR (RIGHT AWAY YOU KNOW THIS CAN'T BE GOOD) Tue, 2008 Jul 29 _ _ | |------------| | .-'| | | |`-. I'M A HOT-LINE RAPE COUNSELOR .' | | | | `. BUT NOT A VERY GOOD ONE .-' \ \ / / `-. AS IT TURNS OUT .' _.| |--------| |._ `. / -. .' | | | | `. .- \ / `( | |________| | )' \ | \ .i------------i. / | | .-')/ \(`-. | \ _.-'.-'/ ________ \`-.`-._ / \.-'_.-' / .-' ______ `-. \ `-._`-./\ `-' / .' .-' _ _`-. `. \ `-' \\ | .' .' _ (3) (2) _`. `. | // / / / (4) ___ (1)_\ \ \ \\ | | | _ ,' `.==' `| | | // | | | (5) | B.T.| (O) | | | // | | | _ `.___.' _ | | | \\ APPARENTLY IT DOESN'T HELP | \ \ (6) _ _ (9) / / | // TO CALL THE CALLERS / `. `. (7) (8) .' .' \ \\ STUPID WHORES WHO DESERVE IT, / `. `-.______.-' .' \ // LAUGH, AND THEN ASK THEM / `-.________.-' \ __// ON A DATE BECAUSE THEY'RE | |--' OBVIOUSLY EASY |================================|hjw "--------------------------------"

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