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#3345: TWEETS (Wed, 2008 Aug 20)
#3344: THE DAY THE DUDE STOOD STILL (Tue, 2008 Aug 19)
#3343: DREAM SEQUENCES (Mon, 2008 Aug 18)
#3342: A.B.S. (Sun, 2008 Aug 17)
#3341: THE ART OF WAR II (Sat, 2008 Aug 16)
#3340: WHEN YOU SEE IT (Fri, 2008 Aug 15)
#3339: WRATH OF THE KING (Thu, 2008 Aug 14)
#3338: COMPUTER LOVE (Wed, 2008 Aug 13)
#3337: BOB BARR (Tue, 2008 Aug 12)
#3336: CRY HAVOC (Mon, 2008 Aug 11)
#3335: FAVICON (Sun, 2008 Aug 10)
#3334: A STATISTIC (Sat, 2008 Aug 9)
#3333: NEW WIKIPEDIA CATEGORY (Fri, 2008 Aug 8)
#3332: AGAIN (Thu, 2008 Aug 7)
#3331: MISNOMER (Wed, 2008 Aug 6)
#3330: THE COUNTING SONG (Tue, 2008 Aug 5)
#3329: THE GIVING BALLS (Mon, 2008 Aug 4)
#3328: SURFACE CONTROLLER (Sun, 2008 Aug 3)
#3327: THREE WISE MEN (Sat, 2008 Aug 2)
#3326: SPANKONOMICS (Fri, 2008 Aug 1)
#3325: MPW (Thu, 2008 Jul 31)
#3324: SO HUNGRY (Wed, 2008 Jul 30)
#3323: HOT-LINE RAPE COUNSELOR (RIGHT AWAY YOU KNOW THIS CAN'T BE GOOD) (Tue, 2008 Jul 29)
#3322: WIENERS (Mon, 2008 Jul 28)
#3321: NEW INNOVATIONS (Sun, 2008 Jul 27)
#3320: SARAH SILVERMAN (Sat, 2008 Jul 26)
#3319: TWO-STEP (Fri, 2008 Jul 25)
#3318: MAXIMUM GAME (Thu, 2008 Jul 24)
#3317: ANDROMEDA STRAIN (Wed, 2008 Jul 23)
#3316: RIDGES (Tue, 2008 Jul 22)
#3315: INIMITABLE (Mon, 2008 Jul 21)
#3314: BUCK ROGERS IN THE 25TH CENTURY (Sun, 2008 Jul 20)
#3313: KITTEN-TAIL CONGRUENCE (Sat, 2008 Jul 19)
#3312: CRIMEFIGHTER (Fri, 2008 Jul 18)
#3311: PREMIERE (Thu, 2008 Jul 17)
#3310: BLACK HAT (Wed, 2008 Jul 16)
#3309: HUGGLE (Tue, 2008 Jul 15)
#3308: ROGAINE (Mon, 2008 Jul 14)
#3307: TRUTH TO POWER (Sun, 2008 Jul 13)
#3306: FORTUNE COOKIE (Sat, 2008 Jul 12)
#3305: POMO (Fri, 2008 Jul 11)
#3304: AND FLUSH (Thu, 2008 Jul 10)
#3303: SAVING THROW (Wed, 2008 Jul 9)
#3302: THE V-WORD (Tue, 2008 Jul 8)
#3301: CHOCOLATEY (Mon, 2008 Jul 7)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#3323: HOT-LINE RAPE COUNSELOR (RIGHT AWAY YOU KNOW THIS CAN'T BE GOOD)

Tue, 2008 Jul 29

              _              _                                              
             | |------------| |                                             
          .-'| |            | |`-.             I'M A HOT-LINE RAPE COUNSELOR
        .'   | |            | |   `.           BUT NOT A VERY GOOD ONE      
     .-'      \ \          / /      `-.        AS IT TURNS OUT              
   .'        _.| |--------| |._        `.                                   
  /    -.  .'  | |        | |  `.  .-    \                                  
 /       `(    | |________| |    )'       \                                 
|          \  .i------------i.  /          |                                
|        .-')/                \(`-.        |                                
\    _.-'.-'/     ________     \`-.`-._    /                                
 \.-'_.-'  /   .-' ______ `-.   \  `-._`-./\                                
  `-'     /  .' .-' _   _`-. `.  \     `-' \\                               
         | .' .' _ (3) (2) _`. `. |        //                               
        / /  /  (4)  ___  (1)_\  \ \       \\                               
        | | |  _   ,'   `.==' `| | |       //                               
        | | | (5)  | B.T.| (O) | | |      //                                
        | | |   _  `.___.' _   | | |      \\   APPARENTLY IT DOESN'T HELP   
        | \  \ (6)  _   _ (9) /  / |      //   TO CALL THE CALLERS          
        /  `. `.   (7) (8)  .' .'  \      \\   STUPID WHORES WHO DESERVE IT,
       /     `. `-.______.-' .'     \     //   LAUGH, AND THEN ASK THEM     
      /        `-.________.-'        \ __//    ON A DATE BECAUSE THEY'RE    
     |                                |--'     OBVIOUSLY EASY               
     |================================|hjw                                  
     "--------------------------------"                                     
                                                                            

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