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#3366: BLACK & WHITE II (Wed, 2008 Sep 10)
#3365: FIFTH BIRTHDAY (Tue, 2008 Sep 9)
#3364: SLATE FONTS (Mon, 2008 Sep 8)
#3363: DEAR PROTESTORS (Sun, 2008 Sep 7)
#3362: BEFORE THE IPHONE (Sat, 2008 Sep 6)
#3361: BEER TIME MAYBE (Fri, 2008 Sep 5)
#3360: FIVE W'S (Thu, 2008 Sep 4)
#3359: MORE REWARDING (Wed, 2008 Sep 3)
#3358: SHOGUN (Tue, 2008 Sep 2)
#3357: WORLD PEACE (Mon, 2008 Sep 1)
#3356: TOO TRUE (Sun, 2008 Aug 31)
#3355: AND THE REPUBLICAN VICE PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IS (Sat, 2008 Aug 30)
#3354: AMELIA EARHEART (Fri, 2008 Aug 29)
#3353: RECREATE '68 (Thu, 2008 Aug 28)
#3352: MMORPG (Wed, 2008 Aug 27)
#3351: NUANCED (Tue, 2008 Aug 26)
#3350: BLEG (Mon, 2008 Aug 25)
#3349: NERF/NERD (Sun, 2008 Aug 24)
#3348: INTERJECTION (Sat, 2008 Aug 23)
#3347: INCONTINENCE (Fri, 2008 Aug 22)
#3346: BILL MOYERS (Thu, 2008 Aug 21)
#3345: TWEETS (Wed, 2008 Aug 20)
#3344: THE DAY THE DUDE STOOD STILL (Tue, 2008 Aug 19)
#3343: DREAM SEQUENCES (Mon, 2008 Aug 18)
#3342: A.B.S. (Sun, 2008 Aug 17)
#3341: THE ART OF WAR II (Sat, 2008 Aug 16)
#3340: WHEN YOU SEE IT (Fri, 2008 Aug 15)
#3339: WRATH OF THE KING (Thu, 2008 Aug 14)
#3338: COMPUTER LOVE (Wed, 2008 Aug 13)
#3337: BOB BARR (Tue, 2008 Aug 12)
#3336: CRY HAVOC (Mon, 2008 Aug 11)
#3335: FAVICON (Sun, 2008 Aug 10)
#3334: A STATISTIC (Sat, 2008 Aug 9)
#3333: NEW WIKIPEDIA CATEGORY (Fri, 2008 Aug 8)
#3332: AGAIN (Thu, 2008 Aug 7)
#3331: MISNOMER (Wed, 2008 Aug 6)
#3330: THE COUNTING SONG (Tue, 2008 Aug 5)
#3329: THE GIVING BALLS (Mon, 2008 Aug 4)
#3328: SURFACE CONTROLLER (Sun, 2008 Aug 3)
#3327: THREE WISE MEN (Sat, 2008 Aug 2)
#3326: SPANKONOMICS (Fri, 2008 Aug 1)
#3325: MPW (Thu, 2008 Jul 31)
#3324: SO HUNGRY (Wed, 2008 Jul 30)
#3323: HOT-LINE RAPE COUNSELOR (RIGHT AWAY YOU KNOW THIS CAN'T BE GOOD) (Tue, 2008 Jul 29)
#3322: WIENERS (Mon, 2008 Jul 28)
#3321: NEW INNOVATIONS (Sun, 2008 Jul 27)
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#3343: DREAM SEQUENCES

Mon, 2008 Aug 18

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                z      ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING DREAM SEQUENCES ALREADY
                 Z                                                    
       .--.  Z Z         TRY ACTUALLY WRITING YOU FUCKING HACKS       
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