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#3327: THREE WISE MEN (Sat, 2008 Aug 2)
#3326: SPANKONOMICS (Fri, 2008 Aug 1)
#3325: MPW (Thu, 2008 Jul 31)
#3324: SO HUNGRY (Wed, 2008 Jul 30)
#3323: HOT-LINE RAPE COUNSELOR (RIGHT AWAY YOU KNOW THIS CAN'T BE GOOD) (Tue, 2008 Jul 29)
#3322: WIENERS (Mon, 2008 Jul 28)
#3321: NEW INNOVATIONS (Sun, 2008 Jul 27)
#3320: SARAH SILVERMAN (Sat, 2008 Jul 26)
#3319: TWO-STEP (Fri, 2008 Jul 25)
#3318: MAXIMUM GAME (Thu, 2008 Jul 24)
#3317: ANDROMEDA STRAIN (Wed, 2008 Jul 23)
#3316: RIDGES (Tue, 2008 Jul 22)
#3315: INIMITABLE (Mon, 2008 Jul 21)
#3314: BUCK ROGERS IN THE 25TH CENTURY (Sun, 2008 Jul 20)
#3313: KITTEN-TAIL CONGRUENCE (Sat, 2008 Jul 19)
#3312: CRIMEFIGHTER (Fri, 2008 Jul 18)
#3311: PREMIERE (Thu, 2008 Jul 17)
#3310: BLACK HAT (Wed, 2008 Jul 16)
#3309: HUGGLE (Tue, 2008 Jul 15)
#3308: ROGAINE (Mon, 2008 Jul 14)
#3307: TRUTH TO POWER (Sun, 2008 Jul 13)
#3306: FORTUNE COOKIE (Sat, 2008 Jul 12)
#3305: POMO (Fri, 2008 Jul 11)
#3304: AND FLUSH (Thu, 2008 Jul 10)
#3303: SAVING THROW (Wed, 2008 Jul 9)
#3302: THE V-WORD (Tue, 2008 Jul 8)
#3301: CHOCOLATEY (Mon, 2008 Jul 7)
#3300: ASPERGIAN WIKIPEDIANS (Sun, 2008 Jul 6)
#3299: RING AND RUN (Sat, 2008 Jul 5)
#3298: SPONGEBOB (Fri, 2008 Jul 4)
#3297: CHRIST IS LORD (Thu, 2008 Jul 3)
#3296: PSYCHE (Wed, 2008 Jul 2)
#3295: PAY PER VIEW (Tue, 2008 Jul 1)
#3294: SAVING GRACE (Mon, 2008 Jun 30)
#3293: FRIZZ (Sun, 2008 Jun 29)
#3292: CORY DOCTOROW (Sat, 2008 Jun 28)
#3291: DO IT (Fri, 2008 Jun 27)
#3290: HUMAN RIGHTS COMPLAINT (Thu, 2008 Jun 26)
#3289: GLORIA STEINEM (Wed, 2008 Jun 25)
#3288: STARCHILD (Tue, 2008 Jun 24)
#3287: NO FAIR (Mon, 2008 Jun 23)
#3286: BIPOLAR DISORDER (Sun, 2008 Jun 22)
#3285: IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT (Sat, 2008 Jun 21)
#3284: SPORE CREATURE CREATOR (Fri, 2008 Jun 20)
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#1: SURF'S UP (Fri, 1999 Jun 25)
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#3306: FORTUNE COOKIE

Sat, 2008 Jul 12

           .="=.                                                         
      /\_ /|6 6|\ _/\     WRITE ME A CHECK FOR $1,000.00                 
      \_//O\_+_/O\\_/                                                    
       \\\/`"""`\///       THEN WRITE ME ANOTHER FOR $2,000.00           
        \   ($)   /                                                      
       ./---/_\---\.        IF YOU KEEP DOUBLING THE AMOUNT AND WRITING  
      /`"---------"`\        CHECKS TO ME, GOOD THINGS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU
     /   /   |   \   \                                                   
     /   /    |  \   \        I'M A FORTUNE COOKIE THEMED PONZI SCHEME   
jgs   `._._.-'-._.-'-.'                                                  

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